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Old 02-11-2011, 01:55 PM   #2501
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Dear Paul Walker,

I didn't know you could be driving so many different cars on my route to work in the morning.

Sincerely,
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Old 02-11-2011, 02:28 PM   #2502
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Dear Plus sized law enforcement officer,

My car is not your wife, do not bang, tap or hit my car in any form. The only thing you should be hitting is the salad bar followed by the tread-mill.
Do it again, and I'll stab you in the face with a sodering iron.

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Old 02-11-2011, 03:05 PM   #2503
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^ soLder*

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Old 02-11-2011, 03:11 PM   #2504
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Rants and raves are exempt from proper speelin' an grammars. Pounding keys in an attempt to vent is much moar fun.
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Old 02-11-2011, 03:15 PM   #2505
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yes, but i figured since he probably works with one on a daily basis, he may want to know how to spell it
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Old 02-11-2011, 03:40 PM   #2506
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^ soLder*

At least it was just missing one letter. Better than the (sadly) numerous people who've asked questions about soldiering irons.
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Old 02-11-2011, 08:48 PM   #2507
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haha i haven't seen that one!
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Old 02-25-2011, 11:50 PM   #2508
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Dear gray 318I,

Your not fooling anyone.... you should at least take the 318 off before puttin m3 on the car.

Love,
Murdered bugeye
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Old 02-26-2011, 10:46 AM   #2509
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Dear 328xi driver,

I get it, your car is so new, fresh and that Dinan badge only cost $50 with the intake they gouged you on at the BMW dealership. Next time you try to flex your tanned, tribal tattoo adorned muscles at an older BMW keep some things in mind;

My car sounds like a gorilla having butt sex with a foghorn for a reason.
The wheels are bigger to clear to massive front brakes.
Your girlfriend will be hesitant to slob on your baby dick after your get disrespected by a 16 year old M3.

signed,
guy just trying to get to the office on a sonofabitch bastard saturday.

Just to clarify, I didn't race they guy, I just know I would have ruined his day.

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Old 02-26-2011, 11:17 AM   #2510
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lmfao
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Old 02-27-2011, 12:02 AM   #2511
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Dear Convenience store clerk,

I understand that unless I have my ID on me I cannot purchase cigarettes from you; I have a young face, nobody believes I'm 18. However, seeing as I am on vacation with my family, and happened to leave my wallet (sans 10 dollors) in the condo we rented because I didn't think I would strangely crave a smoke after a 19+ mile bike ride from one island to the other and then part way back. It was wrong of me to kindly ask if you could let it slide; my brain was fried from biking in the hot hot sun for so long. This does not however give you the permission to get in my face and go on a 4 minute tirade about "all you jerkoff tourists that come here trying to buy stuff underaged by giving me some bull**** story about leaving your wallet wherever you were." While you thought you might have scared me, I grew up with a volatile 6'4 240lb father; some 5'6 brotato store clerk is like a mosquito in my book. I hope you enjoyed the new ******* I ripped you for talking down to the people that keep small convenience stores like the one that stupidly employed you in business by visiting and spending money. By the way, just putting scaffolding and a fart can on your debaged Lancer ES does not in any way make it "a tastefully modded Evo" as you told the blond girl in front of me in line when she was flirting with you in order to distract you from her friend walking out with a 30 of Natty Ice (I would've said something, but drinking that bile would be punishment enough).

Please hug an alligator,
Guy who was just looking for some lung cancer
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Old 02-27-2011, 12:52 AM   #2512
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Dear Hakkapeliitta Rs - thank you for preventing my car from smashing into the idiot who turned, right in front of me, on the snowy street on which I was driving.
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Old 02-28-2011, 07:40 AM   #2513
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*sadfaic*
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Old 02-28-2011, 07:40 AM   #2514
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sorry for the long awaited response...i go to porter & chester in westborough....to whoever asked me that...
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Old 02-28-2011, 03:28 PM   #2515
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Dear Old Lady in Camry Driver,

A double yellow between a 4 lane (2 each way) roadway means your not allowed to be crossing said line, OR even trying to make my lane your own center turn lane. Having another vehicle to the right of me, I was forced to slam on my brakes at 40mph and swerve right behind the vehicle to the right of me, just to avoid hitting you head on.

Sincerely, driver trying to get some Church's Chicken, not play chicken.
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Old 02-28-2011, 03:44 PM   #2516
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Dear Smart driver,

I get it. Your car is small. It is, however, not so small that you can weave between the 10 bike riders quietly occupying the far right lane. After all, you did have two lanes to work with where traffic was moving smoothly. Fortunately, you didn't run any of them over. Your rip around and middle finger did a good job of letting them know what you thought, without having to deal with any consequences. Too bad your clean get away was foiled by that red light 1/2 mile down the road. Hope you had a good time chatting with said bike riders...

Sincerely, red WRX driver one lane over who was laughing his ass off...
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Old 03-07-2011, 12:01 AM   #2517
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Its unfortunate that there are dumb motorists out there. Makes you wonder wtf where they thinking.

This thread is amazing. I love all the sarcasm. I'll be sure to contribute. Everyday I get that dumbass driver eating tacos swerving thru 3 lanes of traffic at 100mphs and no signals. Or people tailgating and making look like there trying to butt **** you at 70mph. Is there a reason to be 3 feet from my car or less at 70mph anyway?
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Old 03-07-2011, 07:01 AM   #2518
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Dear RX330 and Honda Pilot,

AS we all know it was pouring yesterday on RT2 in CT. there was NO need to cut me off with no signal and with only half a car length. You put me in danger and i dont ****ing appreciate it. Learn how to drive a$$holes and learn to care about other people then yourselves.

Sincerely,
Forester owner who is now going to buy some hellas because of you f@cks
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Old 03-10-2011, 08:50 AM   #2519
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Dear Prius Driver,

I appreciate your insatiable need to save gas/environment/unicorns or what ever it is that drove you to purchase your car. I feel you missed out on a few major points about your vehicle however, the main one being 2 engines does not necessarily mean you have excellent acceleration. The next time you are going from Rt 9 onto 30 in Westborough consider this; the person coming down the hill may not be paying enough attention to not smash into your rear end when you decide pull out whenever the hell you feel like it.

I realize the salesman told you when you press the pedal all the way down both engines engage to give you that little extra push you need, but you almost made my engine push you down the road. Unless I missed something, I am not a wizard and didn't magic my engine into your car so we can both assume that would have been bad. So next time do everyone a favor, just wait until its not suicidal to merge into traffic. Just think of all the unicorns you will save.


**Dear Crettis,
You use a lot of fantasy references in the above letter. Might need to lay off the Dragon Age 2.

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Old 03-11-2011, 11:18 AM   #2520
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Dear asian dude in the black RAV4,

Onramp yield signs do not mean that you have to stop. How many effing people need to honk at you before you realize that?

Thanks for supporting the stereotype though, along with the sea unt going 20mph who changed into a lane going 55mph without looking.
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Old 03-11-2011, 11:48 AM   #2521
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Old 03-11-2011, 08:10 PM   #2522
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Dear asshat in the lexus,
Im sorry if me beeping my horn startled you but when you drive down the middle of both lanes when i want to pass you to get home from class, you should actually get your head out of your ass and pay attention. now i know driving must be hard to remember becuase you came out of the same dead end as i did, which means you KNEW there was two lanes each way when you came into the dead end the first place.
BTW putting your high beams on during rush hour traffic was nun to smart on your part. not only did it piss me off more and prove to me of how much of a **** head you really are, but the drivers going the opposite way of us must have LOVED you.

Sincerely,
The NEIT student who just wants to get home with no bull
+1 To fellow NEIT student and wanting to just leave school with no bull

Dear Average NEIT gaming development nerd in your POS early 90's buick,

When you have a stop sign to stop at before pulling out onto road to leave you should probably stop at it and check to see if your going to turn RIGHT INTO my Legacy as i'm coming from back of parking lot.. And when I ask did you see me coming please don't respond "Yah bro, I saw you as soon as I hit you"

Sincerely,
The guy that gives you dirty looks in hallway from now until forever you f**k
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Old 03-11-2011, 10:35 PM   #2523
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+1 To fellow NEIT student and wanting to just leave school with no bull

Dear Average NEIT gaming development nerd in your POS early 90's buick,

When you have a stop sign to stop at before pulling out onto road to leave you should probably stop at it and check to see if your going to turn RIGHT INTO my Legacy as i'm coming from back of parking lot.. And when I ask did you see me coming please don't respond "Yah bro, I saw you as soon as I hit you"

Sincerely,
The guy that gives you dirty looks in hallway from now until forever you f**k
a$$hats FTL. i hate most students
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Old 03-12-2011, 11:54 AM   #2524
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Agreed
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Old 03-16-2011, 06:54 PM   #2525
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Dear Mr. Mercedes,

I have seen a lot of bad parking jobs on this campus over the past year. These range from cars hanging halfway in the aisle to people creating their own spots. You, however, must truly be important. When I walked past your car I did a classic double-take. Not only did you create your own parking spot, but you created it in the blue crosswalk area between two handicap spots. To make matters worse, you had neither handicap plates or a mirror tag. Saying that I was speechless is an understatement. I was so incredibly dumbfounded that I just stood there for several minutes staring at your car. I can only hope that whoever owned the car to the right of yours (you know, the one whose driver door you completely blocked) "forgot" to hold on to the door as it opened, then backed out with said door still open. You are scum, plain and simple. I hope that you get four flat tires and your engine throws a rod, or two, or eight.

Sincerely,
The only guy who knows how to park on campus
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