Dear Neon Driver - Page 102

PlasticFoamMan · 03-18-2011, 04:25 PM

Dear Jason Statham the Transporter on 95 South,

Slow the **** down in your Audi and stay in one lane.

Sincerely,
Very

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AutoPrue · 03-18-2011, 09:42 PM

Dear Scion TC
Flying into Hartford traffic at the speed you are going at is reckless and dangerous to boot. Needless to say you almost gave me a heart attack when I saw you cut across three lanse of traffic missing my rear bumper by mear inches. If you are trying to take your own life behind the wheel of your **** box please for the love of all that is holy leave the rest of us out of it.

Your pal

The not so impressed impreza

XplicitRacingDesign · 03-19-2011, 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PlasticFoamMan

Dear Jason Statham the Transporter on 95 South,

Slow the **** down in your Audi and stay in one lane.

Sincerely,
Very

No one would hire him as a Transporter if he slowed down and stayed in one lane. He's just trying to make a living.

island boyeee · 03-19-2011, 03:58 AM

dear Scion tc driver,

you just learned why AWD >>>>> FWD. I hope you enjoyed ricocheting off the tunnel walls of 93S as much as I enjoyed watching it. I bet those air bags hurt.

Luckily for you I won't be claiming anything on your insurance, thanks to my obviously superior (or maybe sober) driving skills, and excellent brakes. btw, how did my car sound as I took off around your busted POS?

sincerely,

BAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

02_WRX_<3 · 03-19-2011, 05:18 AM

Dear scion tc driver

Just because I casually accelerate doesnt mean that im trying to race you..
When you pull up next to me and scream at me with your hands out the window for no apparent reason with your 4 other brotatoes and make me laugh at the fact that you think your such a bada$$ it makes you look like such an idiot...
Also when you threaten me and tell me to pull over and I do and get out lf the car safely to remove the earth of your scum, dont turn around and drive away, making an illegal u turn.

Some drivers need to relax and enjoy driving the car they purchased..

nhmtns · 03-19-2011, 07:28 AM

Dear contractors driving $50K pickup trucks,

No wonder why you charge so much.

valueape · 03-21-2011, 03:48 PM

^^

)2edline · 03-21-2011, 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by island boyeee

dear Scion tc driver,

you just learned why AWD >>>>> FWD. I hope you enjoyed ricocheting off the tunnel walls of 93S as much as I enjoyed watching it. I bet those air bags hurt.

Luckily for you I won't be claiming anything on your insurance, thanks to my obviously superior (or maybe sober) driving skills, and excellent brakes. btw, how did my car sound as I took off around your busted POS?

sincerely,

BAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

NEED MOAR DETAILS

island boyeee · 03-21-2011, 04:09 PM

haha i have long thread on it on facebook. i can post a quick blurb:

"he tried racing me going south through the tunnel in boston. go to the last corner, goin about 80, he tried to fly by me... made it just past me and hit the brakes, started to skid, and i knew it was coming. i brake with plenty of room to watch him bounce of the inside corner, hit it again, then spin around and go straight into the outside of the corner. that one shattered his windshield and set off the air bags. i couldn't even seen him after we stopped b/c there was so much smoke in the car. i contemplated stopping but figured he'd probably try to start ****, so i just booked it around him. i was craking up half way home lol"

k757 · 03-21-2011, 04:44 PM

what do you think caused the tC to lose control? (not familiar with section of road)

island boyeee · 03-21-2011, 04:49 PM

he pushed his car beyond it's limits and ran out of talent...

it's just a left turn with no bank. i can do 80 through it without getting to the limits of my car (i'm on my summer tires already). he was probably intoxicated too.

PlasticFoamMan · 03-23-2011, 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PlasticFoamMan

Dear Jason Statham the Transporter on 95 South,

Slow the **** down in your Audi and stay in one lane.

Sincerely,
Very

Unless there are two of these guys, license plate M626 on an Audi S4.

If I'm unlucky enough to catch this dumb **** driving like this again, I'll call it in on the spot. What a complete *******.

fossil2k2 · 03-23-2011, 10:12 AM

Dear Jeep Grand Cherokee SRT-8 Driver,

I see you once or twice a month on my way home from work on the leverett connector or storrow drive west. You're car is nice, clean, black, with heavy tint and INSANELY BRIGHT HIDs, Just because you're license plate reads "RESPKT" doesn't mean I actually have to respect you. I'd appreciate it if you could manage to stay more than 12" off my bumper and flash your high beams at me because you don't think I'm driving fast enough. You're just going to get stuck in traffic in another 100 yards anyways.

Thanks!

k757 · 03-23-2011, 11:14 AM

Dear tinted Acura TL driver,
While I can appreciate you driving fast to get somewhere, doing so in a neighborhood is asinine. You didn't like that I actually stopped at a stop sign (how dare I?!?!?). You then felt the need to fly by me illegally when I was going 33 in a 25 zone and nearly clipping my front end. I did take comfort in that you hit some serious potholes. Then 100 yrds up the road, you got stuck behind another Subaru (legacy) waiting at a red light to turn right when they could have turned but waited for the green. It must have infuriated you, which I was amused as I was directly behind you. Then after the light changed, you felt the need to pass the Legacy on the right to then slam on your brakes at the left turn arrow (behind another car) as I then rolled by you.

You should avoid meets as I'll have a few words

signed,
a lowly Impreza going above the speed limit which stops at stop signs

PKarasSubie · 03-23-2011, 12:55 PM

Dear Audi A5 driver,

You clearly see I'm pulling up at the exit of the Dunkin Donuts and yet you manage to cut me right off and drive through the exit yourself. Is it worth it to get to the next 20 ft before there's a red light right there anyway?! I know you must've thought you were pretty slick in your dad's car but keep doing that and you won't find someone as humble as I was to just say "screw it".

Sincerely,
Disappointed in pricks like you.

Jessekrs123 · 03-23-2011, 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PKarasSubie

PKarasSubie

I know that this is completely beside the topic here, but are we related? Is your last name Karas as well?

PKarasSubie · 03-23-2011, 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jessekrs123

I know that this is completely beside the topic here, but are we related? Is your last name Karas as well?

Hey, no my last name is longer than that. Just shortened it for the username lol.

Dayglow · 03-24-2011, 11:41 AM

Dear 18yo Mini Cooper driver,
I see that your parents must have bought you that new car and by your sitting on 1st gear until 25mph you have not yet mastered the use of a the clutch -- in a crowded college parking lot no less -- but please it's 35 degrees outside and you have your windows down so that everybody can hear your lame music blasting. I also notice that your drivers seat must be broken by how far back and low you have it set, that must be hazardous.
Please learn to drive not like a douche.
Sincerely,
Dan

m_clark54 · 03-24-2011, 12:46 PM

Dear Fat douche in the caddy,

I'm sorry to be blocking your way on the expressway this morning. Those red things on the back of my car lit up like that, those are indicators. The plain English name is brake lights. They put them there to hint to you and other ******* tailgating that I'm slowing down or about to stop. Yes I seen you prancing around cars in your red caddy cts, but personally I thought I was watching lil red riding hood on her period as you were screaming at me to speed up. You failed to see that the road merged into single lane overpasses eachway. Those other 60 people ahead of me were also stopped. I also thought it was funny when that big rig pulled into your lane and had all them rocks fall off his truck. I'm almost certain that it cause paint chips and a cracked window.

The gold econo box.

mattyl526 · 03-24-2011, 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayglow

Dear 18yo Mini Cooper driver,
I see that your parents must have bought you that new car and by your sitting on 1st gear until 25mph you have not yet mastered the use of a the clutch -- in a crowded college parking lot no less -- but please it's 35 degrees outside and you have your windows down so that everybody can hear your lame music blasting. I also notice that your drivers seat must be broken by how far back and low you have it set, that must be hazardous.
Please learn to drive not like a douche.
Sincerely,
Dan

haha what college parking lot?

dgsblb2 · 03-24-2011, 03:37 PM

Dear every driver from Sacramento to the Oregon border,

Why must you drive 5-10mph under the speed limit at all times, and refuse to get out of the way whenever we actually have 2 lanes?

Sincerely,
The guy you make late to everything in his life no matter how much time he gives himself.

L.F.O.D · 03-24-2011, 06:33 PM

Dear D-bag in the Bro-dozer(aka F350 lifted to never go off road.)

I know you are a bad ass but i thought 65 was fast enough in the snow. But man you told me how wrong i was. So what happened to put you on your roof on 101 today? Oh i know you are a ass-hat and your f350 has a high cg and will flip easily in a skid. douche.

m_clark54 · 03-24-2011, 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L.F.O.D

Dear D-bag in the Bro-dozer(aka F350 lifted to never go off road.)

I know you are a bad ass but i thought 65 was fast enough in the snow. But man you told me how wrong i was. So what happened to put you on your roof on 101 today? Oh i know you are a ass-hat and your f350 has a high cg and will flip easily in a skid. douche.

I wish I could've seen that.

SnowgodCCR · 03-24-2011, 08:54 PM

Dear D-Bag in my calculus class,

The next time you JUMP out of your seat and RUN to cut in front of me in the line to talk to our professor after class, I'll punch you in the nose. Thanks for making me late to my next class.
You should also learn how to drive. You don't need to wait until there is NOBODY coming when pulling out onto main street, just wait for enough room for you to pull out safely. With that god damn pony tail and chitty attitude I'm sure you know little about pulling out.

Love,
I hate this class enough and your presence makes it worse.

quickshot · 03-24-2011, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SnowgodCCR

Dear D-Bag in my calculus class,

The next time you JUMP out of your seat and RUN to cut in front of me in the line to talk to our professor after class, I'll punch you in the nose. Thanks for making me late to my next class.
You should also learn how to drive. You don't need to wait until there is NOBODY coming when pulling out onto main street, just wait for enough room for you to pull out safely. With that god damn pony tail and chitty attitude I'm sure you know little about pulling out.

Love,
I hate this class enough and your presence makes it worse.

LOL!

Dear Dodge Caravan drive on the Garden State Parkway,

Just because you learned how to switch lanes like a ****ing maniac doesn't give you the right to cut everyone off. I hope those children on board stickers on your windows are just decoys for cops, because if you really drive like that with kids, you should be shot.

Sincerely,
The white WRX which you cut off about 4 times in one day

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03-18-2011, 04:25 PM	#2526
PlasticFoamMan Scooby Specialist Member#: 197764 Join Date: Dec 2008 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: Broston Vehicle: 02 WRX Stage DD PRND 01G	Dear Jason Statham the Transporter on 95 South, Slow the **** down in your Audi and stay in one lane. Sincerely, Very * Registered users of the site do not see these ads.

03-18-2011, 09:42 PM	#2527
AutoPrue NASIOC Supporter Member#: 115459 Join Date: May 2006 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: Northern CT	Dear Scion TC Flying into Hartford traffic at the speed you are going at is reckless and dangerous to boot. Needless to say you almost gave me a heart attack when I saw you cut across three lanse of traffic missing my rear bumper by mear inches. If you are trying to take your own life behind the wheel of your **** box please for the love of all that is holy leave the rest of us out of it. Your pal The not so impressed impreza

03-19-2011, 03:58 AM	#2529
island boyeee Scooby Guru Member#: 171758 Join Date: Feb 2008 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: Quincy, MA / St. John, USVI Vehicle: 2006 WRX Ltd Stg m@! Blk&Grn / 08 Daytona 675	dear Scion tc driver, you just learned why AWD >>>>> FWD. I hope you enjoyed ricocheting off the tunnel walls of 93S as much as I enjoyed watching it. I bet those air bags hurt. Luckily for you I won't be claiming anything on your insurance, thanks to my obviously superior (or maybe sober) driving skills, and excellent brakes. btw, how did my car sound as I took off around your busted POS? sincerely, BAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

03-19-2011, 05:18 AM	#2530
02_WRX_<3 Scooby Specialist Member#: 226709 Join Date: Oct 2009 Chapter/Region: SCIC Location: Victorville Vehicle: 2002 Bugeye ftw! Psm	Dear scion tc driver Just because I casually accelerate doesnt mean that im trying to race you.. When you pull up next to me and scream at me with your hands out the window for no apparent reason with your 4 other brotatoes and make me laugh at the fact that you think your such a bada$$ it makes you look like such an idiot... Also when you threaten me and tell me to pull over and I do and get out lf the car safely to remove the earth of your scum, dont turn around and drive away, making an illegal u turn. Some drivers need to relax and enjoy driving the car they purchased..

03-19-2011, 07:28 AM	#2531
nhmtns Scooby Guru Member#: 94283 Join Date: Aug 2005 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: Mt. Washington Valley, NH Vehicle: '05 OBXT Stage 2 Min bil är svart	Dear contractors driving $50K pickup trucks, No wonder why you charge so much.

03-21-2011, 03:48 PM	#2532
valueape Scooby Newbie Member#: 202928 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Southern OR Vehicle: 02 WRX Rock Chip Silver	^^

03-21-2011, 04:09 PM	#2534
island boyeee Scooby Guru Member#: 171758 Join Date: Feb 2008 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: Quincy, MA / St. John, USVI Vehicle: 2006 WRX Ltd Stg m@! Blk&Grn / 08 Daytona 675	haha i have long thread on it on facebook. i can post a quick blurb: "he tried racing me going south through the tunnel in boston. go to the last corner, goin about 80, he tried to fly by me... made it just past me and hit the brakes, started to skid, and i knew it was coming. i brake with plenty of room to watch him bounce of the inside corner, hit it again, then spin around and go straight into the outside of the corner. that one shattered his windshield and set off the air bags. i couldn't even seen him after we stopped b/c there was so much smoke in the car. i contemplated stopping but figured he'd probably try to start ****, so i just booked it around him. i was craking up half way home lol"

03-21-2011, 04:44 PM	#2535
k757 Scooby Specialist Member#: 274785 Join Date: Feb 2011 Chapter/Region: Tri-State Location: Danbury, CT Vehicle: 2011 WRX sedan silver	what do you think caused the tC to lose control? (not familiar with section of road)

03-21-2011, 04:49 PM	#2536
island boyeee Scooby Guru Member#: 171758 Join Date: Feb 2008 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: Quincy, MA / St. John, USVI Vehicle: 2006 WRX Ltd Stg m@! Blk&Grn / 08 Daytona 675	he pushed his car beyond it's limits and ran out of talent... it's just a left turn with no bank. i can do 80 through it without getting to the limits of my car (i'm on my summer tires already). he was probably intoxicated too.

03-23-2011, 10:12 AM	#2538
fossil2k2 Scooby Newbie Member#: 248332 Join Date: Jun 2010 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: Boston, MA Vehicle: 2005 OBP LGT LTD 2000 Celica - ST #651	Dear Jeep Grand Cherokee SRT-8 Driver, I see you once or twice a month on my way home from work on the leverett connector or storrow drive west. You're car is nice, clean, black, with heavy tint and INSANELY BRIGHT HIDs, Just because you're license plate reads "RESPKT" doesn't mean I actually have to respect you. I'd appreciate it if you could manage to stay more than 12" off my bumper and flash your high beams at me because you don't think I'm driving fast enough. You're just going to get stuck in traffic in another 100 yards anyways. Thanks!

03-23-2011, 11:14 AM	#2539
k757 Scooby Specialist Member#: 274785 Join Date: Feb 2011 Chapter/Region: Tri-State Location: Danbury, CT Vehicle: 2011 WRX sedan silver	Dear tinted Acura TL driver, While I can appreciate you driving fast to get somewhere, doing so in a neighborhood is asinine. You didn't like that I actually stopped at a stop sign (how dare I?!?!?). You then felt the need to fly by me illegally when I was going 33 in a 25 zone and nearly clipping my front end. I did take comfort in that you hit some serious potholes. Then 100 yrds up the road, you got stuck behind another Subaru (legacy) waiting at a red light to turn right when they could have turned but waited for the green. It must have infuriated you, which I was amused as I was directly behind you. Then after the light changed, you felt the need to pass the Legacy on the right to then slam on your brakes at the left turn arrow (behind another car) as I then rolled by you. You should avoid meets as I'll have a few words signed, a lowly Impreza going above the speed limit which stops at stop signs

03-23-2011, 12:55 PM	#2540
PKarasSubie Scooby Newbie Member#: 275128 Join Date: Feb 2011 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: Fairfield County, Connecticut Vehicle: '05 WRX wagon OBP	Dear Audi A5 driver, You clearly see I'm pulling up at the exit of the Dunkin Donuts and yet you manage to cut me right off and drive through the exit yourself. Is it worth it to get to the next 20 ft before there's a red light right there anyway?! I know you must've thought you were pretty slick in your dad's car but keep doing that and you won't find someone as humble as I was to just say "screw it". Sincerely, Disappointed in pricks like you.

03-24-2011, 11:41 AM	#2543
Dayglow Scooby Newbie Member#: 211395 Join Date: May 2009 Chapter/Region: Tri-State Location: Orange Co. Vehicle: 2010 Impreza 5-door Paprika Pearl!	Dear 18yo Mini Cooper driver, I see that your parents must have bought you that new car and by your sitting on 1st gear until 25mph you have not yet mastered the use of a the clutch -- in a crowded college parking lot no less -- but please it's 35 degrees outside and you have your windows down so that everybody can hear your lame music blasting. I also notice that your drivers seat must be broken by how far back and low you have it set, that must be hazardous. Please learn to drive not like a douche. Sincerely, Dan

03-24-2011, 12:46 PM	#2544
m_clark54 Scooby Specialist Member#: 224322 Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: RGV TX, USA Vehicle: 2013 Scion FR-S 10 Fxt Limited. DGM	Dear Fat douche in the caddy, I'm sorry to be blocking your way on the expressway this morning. Those red things on the back of my car lit up like that, those are indicators. The plain English name is brake lights. They put them there to hint to you and other ******* tailgating that I'm slowing down or about to stop. Yes I seen you prancing around cars in your red caddy cts, but personally I thought I was watching lil red riding hood on her period as you were screaming at me to speed up. You failed to see that the road merged into single lane overpasses eachway. Those other 60 people ahead of me were also stopped. I also thought it was funny when that big rig pulled into your lane and had all them rocks fall off his truck. I'm almost certain that it cause paint chips and a cracked window. The gold econo box.

03-24-2011, 03:37 PM	#2546
dgsblb2 Scooby Newbie Member#: 197278 Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Northern California Vehicle: 1999 Lifted OBS	Dear every driver from Sacramento to the Oregon border, Why must you drive 5-10mph under the speed limit at all times, and refuse to get out of the way whenever we actually have 2 lanes? Sincerely, The guy you make late to everything in his life no matter how much time he gives himself.

03-24-2011, 06:33 PM	#2547
L.F.O.D Scooby Newbie Member#: 242686 Join Date: Mar 2010 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: The "Live Free Or Die" Vehicle: 2008 WRX 4dr. LR	Dear D-bag in the Bro-dozer(aka F350 lifted to never go off road.) I know you are a bad ass but i thought 65 was fast enough in the snow. But man you told me how wrong i was. So what happened to put you on your roof on 101 today? Oh i know you are a ass-hat and your f350 has a high cg and will flip easily in a skid. douche.

03-24-2011, 08:54 PM	#2549
SnowgodCCR Scooby Newbie Member#: 256968 Join Date: Sep 2010 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: Derry, New Hampshire Vehicle: 2002 Impreza WRX White	Dear D-Bag in my calculus class, The next time you JUMP out of your seat and RUN to cut in front of me in the line to talk to our professor after class, I'll punch you in the nose. Thanks for making me late to my next class. You should also learn how to drive. You don't need to wait until there is NOBODY coming when pulling out onto main street, just wait for enough room for you to pull out safely. With that god damn pony tail and chitty attitude I'm sure you know little about pulling out. Love, I hate this class enough and your presence makes it worse.