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Old 04-11-2011, 07:58 PM   #2576
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Dear Idiots on 84,

I like to use the cruise control, it is a wonderful invention and you should try using it some time. if your going to speed by me and move over into my lane, fine. but DONT SLOW DOWN. it ****ing pisses me off more than anything.

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Steady pace driver

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Old 04-21-2011, 12:14 AM   #2577
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Dear thoughtless hon-duh motorist,
When following a wrx and bmw M5, both moddified mind you.. Please do not blast past us at 75+ in a merging construction zone to instigate a race that you will undoubtably lose.. It's very dangerous to the road workers who were shouting and throwing chunks of black top at you..

Enjoy that busted window, you earned it.
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Old 04-21-2011, 07:21 AM   #2578
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Dear thoughtless hon-duh motorist,
When following a wrx and bmw M5, both moddified mind you.. Please do not blast past us at 75+ in a merging construction zone to instigate a race that you will undoubtably lose.. It's very dangerous to the road workers who were shouting and throwing chunks of black top at you..

Enjoy that busted window, you earned it.
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Old 04-21-2011, 08:34 AM   #2579
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Dear PT Cruiser,

The STI scoop tacked on to your hood is not fooling anyone. That is all.
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Old 04-21-2011, 12:05 PM   #2580
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To the red Neon SRT4 on route 3 south (Billerica area just before route 62 exit):

Don't you ever do that again... there are birds out there.

So, I am driving down route 3 south (~60 mph) in the middle lane. I saw him coming fast on the left lane (fast lane); he slows down exactly when we were side-by-side, he rev's the hell out of his little engine, then he floors it. There was so much smoke coming out of that thing you would think he was running a 2-stroke.
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Old 04-22-2011, 12:01 PM   #2581
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Dear Fatty SRT4 driver,
Just because you outweigh me by 100lbs, please don't be surprised that I can push you all over the dek. I'm a pretty good defenseman. I could see your frustration by your flying elbows, trying to kick my feet out from under me, and your name calling. BTW, you calling me a fa**ot it was really amusing. Almost as amusing as watching your belly jiggle as you trotted up the dek. Also, when you plant your fat arse in front of the net I will cover you and make it so you will not have free reign. Oh, in the crease is not 20ft out.


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Old 04-22-2011, 06:42 PM   #2582
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Wow lot of SRT4's as of late, I thought most of them met untimly ends wrapped around oak trees.
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Old 04-23-2011, 03:47 PM   #2583
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Dear Idiots on 84,

I like to use the cruise control, it is a wonderful invention and you should try using it some time. if your going to speed by me and move over into my lane, fine. but DONT SLOW DOWN. it ****ing pisses me off more than anything.

thanks,
Steady pace driver

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I hear you on this. I too am a fan of steady rate of travel.
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Old 04-24-2011, 10:03 AM   #2584
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dear redneck f150 driver,

please do not pass me, try to instigate a race, and when i don't respond, please refrain from throwing all your trash out the window at me. i did enjoy seeing your face as i dodged everything without losing control. (small town highways they were empty) i also enjoyed watching the state trooper pull up behind you as you tossed a full gatorade bottle at me. i think you may be charged with harassment or something like that. enjoy your $200+ ticket!

sincerely,
Drew

ps, father sitting next to your son driving, great example you're showing by littering.

yes, i know i'm not from the nesic, but hey, this is a great thread!
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Old 04-25-2011, 01:32 AM   #2585
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dear scion driver on rt4
just because i passed you on the left in 5th gear just cruising did not mean i wanted to race and just because you had a running start does not mean you can beat me in your wicked sweet scion because all i had to do was down shift to speed by you and kno i wil not continue to weave past trafic to pass you infront of a statie i hope you enjoyed the ticket and looseing
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Old 04-25-2011, 09:39 AM   #2586
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Dear Woman in the XYZ Volvo,

I know you must have had a terrible weekend for whatever reasons with a lot of pent up aggression, but when exiting the Mass Pike toll booths in Framingham, don't get overzealous and try to jump in front of others ahead of you before the exit ramp. It was certainly to my surprise when you flew up next to me from behind, cut me off, and proceeded to make your way in front of me while driving me into the guardrail.

It was also to my great pleasure that you made all the right turns after the pike, all the way into the parking lot of my workplace, and parked right across to the same spot I park in every day. I certainly watching as you stalled getting a tutorial on driving ethic while doing your makeup.

And for everyone's knowledge on here, if you cut someone off from behind on an exit ramp, this is now called "you were zooming by me." Apparently I wasn't going fast enough since she came from behind.

I don't mean to stereotype, but women drivers.

Sincerely,
-The guy who actually grew up a while ago
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Old 04-25-2011, 09:42 AM   #2587
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Loosing ftl (for the loose).

Dear everyone on the road today,

I know its easter monday and the kids are back from vacation but please just drive a consistant speed that is at or above the posted speed limit.

-The silver wrx that just wants to go 30 mph
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Old 04-25-2011, 02:02 PM   #2588
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Dear Hon-duh motorist. (different one this time.)

18 (that I litteraly counted.) sets of stick on, carbon fiber-ish vents shamelessly adheared to every thinkable surface of your car does nothing for the performance and degrades the apperance of your vehicle. it's no wonder the driver of the orange/black primered civic sporting a parkbench on the trunk laughed at you and yelled from his window "Ricer!"

That's a bit ironic..

(Next time I see the car I'll snap a couple of pictures.. It's really something to see..)
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Old 04-28-2011, 02:29 AM   #2589
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Dear Cobalt SS driver

Do not come up to me at the local hang out place and ask me to race. Then after I tell you no, continue to tell me you eat modded sti's for lunch and dinner. This will really want me to get me to race you? not so much..... Thank you for comming to the track the next weekend and making an ass out of your self loosing to an automatic 92 civic ex when the best time you pulled in the quarter mile was a 16.7 with the supercharger whining its brains out.

Sincerely,
Apparently to slow for you

Damm that's slow... hahaha!!
I ran a 16.7 in my na Subaru at 3700 feet on my first try at dragging ever!!! (my rt was a .533 and I was way to soft at the launch.)

Also took out a 2011 camaro ss (****y'est driver ever... I mean he had to be right?)
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Old 05-08-2011, 08:40 PM   #2590
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Dear tool in the vw

After seeing you a few times this week and you giving me those terrific gestures. I enjoyed the chance to finally pull behind you and see what you had to say. After cruising for a couple minutes the car infront of us turned and you took your chance to "steet race". Now what bothers me is after this constant antagonizing why when we pull up to the stop light you decide to have your "bro" hop out the passenger side spit on my car and threaten to kick in my door if I tailgate you again.

Sincerely
Subie owner that carries a shovel in the trunk
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Old 05-08-2011, 09:23 PM   #2591
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Where might this vw be that you keep seeing? I'd be interested in seeing the local ass-hat.
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Old 05-08-2011, 09:49 PM   #2592
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Dear Prius Drivers-

Once I control America, you are banned from the highway.

(what are we doing tonight brain? same thing as every night pinky...)

Luv,
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Old 05-08-2011, 10:46 PM   #2593
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dear murdered out Prius,
no your car is not, nor will it ever be gangster. just because you tint out the windows, black out the lights, and spray paint your stock rims black does not make it faster/cooler/intimidating/anything else you were trying to do. I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants. you may think your ride is hot but it's still a tree hugging prius. please drive it off a large cliff, preferably with you still in it so you will never do this again. oh and since it's a stock Prius you might not want to try and race me either, as you saw your little hybrid is not match for my subie. let this be a lesson to you. please disappear.

-scoobyd00d
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Old 05-08-2011, 10:51 PM   #2594
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Dear San Antonio Drivers,

Thank you for being so patient with me cruising at 55mph thru all that crap loads of roads. Especially since im not from here. Thank you for also admiring the hell out of my new ride. I appreciate that. Truthfully. I even had a camaro ss haul ass then slow down and look at it, then cruise with me for about 45 miles, and a 09 forester slow down and give me a nod as we took on the hills of San Antonio.

But to the one stupid B***H in a rav 4,
Your hood scoop and 10 thousand pounds of extra accesories does not make you a better or faster driver. At all! Especially with a 3 pound cell phone in your hand. I guess you thought it was okay to tailgate me. With 2 other clear lanes next to me. And you proceeded to honk at me to speed up and give me rude gestures. I'll **** your **** up.
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Old 05-09-2011, 07:03 AM   #2595
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dear guy in uniform,

if i drove like that, you would have pulled me over
nice example you are setting.

- Matt515

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Old 05-09-2011, 09:48 AM   #2596
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Dear wanna be RS.

Lime green 1.8 (or maybe 2.2) with your black RS hood and black trunk w/ useless tail. It was amusing to see you tailgating every car on bicentennial, and weaving in and out of traffic.
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Old 05-09-2011, 10:06 AM   #2597
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Dear bastard in the semi truck with MA plates 86803

I'm not sure what kind of horrible things you had up your ass last night, but I sure had a hair trigger finger on calling you in to the state police for a traffic complaint this morning on 95 south. Apparently you couldn't be bothered to drive respectfully in your sacred right lane. I should have known something was missing in that tiny, thick skull of yours when you seemed to be trying to close the gap in the right lane between yourself and another car as I slowed down to merge for my exit. My assumptions were proven after I merged right, when you gunned it the remaining 15 feet between us into the left lane I was just in and proceeded three times to try to drive me off the road into the guard rail.

Pro tip *******: your semi doesn't out accelerate a three thousand pound turbo car and giving me the middle finger doesn't add enough horsepower. Its a good thing we couldn't stop and talk it over as I was about raging enough to rip off my roof vane and bludgeon you to death with it.

Once I figure out who your employer is (Boitette Trucking I read, which doesn't appear to exist?), I'll be in touch.

Sincerely,
Guytryingtogettoworkwithoutrunningintoidiotneander thals
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Old 05-09-2011, 10:49 AM   #2598
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Dear bastard in the semi truck with MA plates 86803

I'm not sure what kind of horrible things you had up your ass last night, but I sure had a hair trigger finger on calling you in to the state police for a traffic complaint this morning on 95 south. Apparently you couldn't be bothered to drive respectfully in your sacred right lane. I should have known something was missing in that tiny, thick skull of yours when you seemed to be trying to close the gap in the right lane between yourself and another car as I slowed down to merge for my exit. My assumptions were proven after I merged right, when you gunned it the remaining 15 feet between us into the left lane I was just in and proceeded three times to try to drive me off the road into the guard rail.

Pro tip *******: your semi doesn't out accelerate a three thousand pound turbo car and giving me the middle finger doesn't add enough horsepower. Its a good thing we couldn't stop and talk it over as I was about raging enough to rip off my roof vane and bludgeon you to death with it.

Once I figure out who your employer is (Boitette Trucking I read, which doesn't appear to exist?), I'll be in touch.

Sincerely,
Guytryingtogettoworkwithoutrunningintoidiotneander thals
Ah yes the classic middle finger. They believe it will fix everything for them on the road...
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Old 05-09-2011, 11:15 AM   #2599
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Ah yes the classic middle finger. They believe it will fix everything for them on the road...
when one receives the 1-finger salute, it really infuriates the sender if you laugh visibly.
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Old 05-09-2011, 12:07 PM   #2600
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when one receives the 1-finger salute, it really infuriates the sender if you laugh visibly.
i always laugh, they get so much more pissed off. its great.

i look like this and they go from to
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