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Old 10-01-2011, 07:54 AM   #2826
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Dear Porche Boxter S owner,
I do enjoy a good challenge from time to time, but yesterday you picked the worst possible scenario. I was already having a ****ty day from work, and having your snooty tightwad ass pull up and rev at me while I'm driving 45 MPH on the thru-wayreally pissed me off. I did however appreciated the look you gave me when I broke the rear tires loose in third gear! It was also quite funny when you decided to slow down instead of even trying to embarrass yourself!

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Old 10-02-2011, 08:58 AM   #2827
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Dear civic driver last night in framingham, thank you for riding my a** and high beaming me with your sh***y fake hids. I got a good laugh when you reved your engine and it sounded like a wet fart. When you pulled up next to me to take a left turn you made it very clear you wanted to race, and when the light turned green you tried to get on front of me and failed miserably. Thank you for making the 1st ten minutes I had my new down pipe on completely worth it.


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Old 10-10-2011, 04:11 PM   #2828
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This thread is so much win!

Dear Asshat in the FJ Cruiser,

Tailgating me while I'm trying to pass slower vehicles in the left lane when I am already at 15 OVER the speed limit to stay in the flow of normal NC left laners (And I'm leaving a gap so I can actually stop if there is such an issue that warrants brake slamming) is uncool. It is further uncool when you swerve into the middle lane and accelerate to try to pass me and cut in front of me before you come up on the MUCH slower vehicle in that lane.

When I put my foot slightly down in 6th gear to prevent your stone age attempts at acceleration in your 50,000 pound paper weight, causing you to swerve back into the lane behind me and honk at me, I only do it because your rear visibility is so atrocious that I didn't want you to misjudge the gap and hit me or cut me off. I also have a vendetta against drivers like you, who try to pass on the right for no reason (I am ALREADY OVER the speed limit) and cut in between traffic rather than being 10 seconds late to work. Flipping me off only warrants a thumbs down from me.

In addition, when I catch back up to you on that clover leaf and come up fast, trust that I am only slowing down via engine braking because you're driving 30 MPH where I can normally go 60+. There is NO NEED to brake check me. Brake checks are only met with 3rd gear to red line at the exit of that clover leaf and the deuces out of my window.

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Please roll and

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Dear North Carolina Driver Retard,

When the road splits and one side goes to 440 while the other continues on Capitol, and you realize you should be continuing on capitol and not in the far right lane going to 440, please DO NOT STOP in the middle of the road in your lane, causing me to slam on my brakes. There is no issue with hitting you, but I was trying to ensure my newly installed coilovers didn't explode out of my rear end because I was going to a shop to impact my top 17mm nuts.

Further, by stopping in the middle of the road and waiting for 30 seconds for a gap in traffic (I stopped too close to you and had a car behind me) to move over 2 lanes you were met by 118db of Hella Supertones. I hope you have permanent hearing damage. It's drivers like you that are the reason I am getting another set of aforementioned Supertones.

Your Friend hoping I ruined your morning because you're an idiot,

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Old 10-10-2011, 07:16 PM   #2829
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Dear newer v6 camaro driver: you clearly suck. Your v6 Camaro is an automatic...revving it is so cool. Not to mention on the red light on a 55mph speed limit I booted it to 60 and owned you really, really bad...well you had to keep going faster like you're vin diesel huh? Looks like you really live life a quarter mile at a time as the next light was red and I rolled past you again as it turned green and you were at a complete stop. Nice work fella.
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Old 10-11-2011, 05:46 AM   #2830
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Dear V8 owners,
please stop calling every single Japanese-manufactured-car owner a ricer.
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Old 10-11-2011, 07:26 AM   #2831
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please stop calling every single Japanese-manufactured-car owner a ricer.
you mean the rednecks are calling you names?
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Old 10-11-2011, 08:17 AM   #2832
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Shutup boy yew got a purty mouf
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Old 10-11-2011, 08:34 AM   #2833
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This thread is so much win!

Dear Asshat in the FJ Cruiser,

Tailgating me while I'm trying to pass slower vehicles in the left lane when I am already at 15 OVER the speed limit to stay in the flow of normal NC left laners (And I'm leaving a gap so I can actually stop if there is such an issue that warrants brake slamming) is uncool. It is further uncool when you swerve into the middle lane and accelerate to try to pass me and cut in front of me before you come up on the MUCH slower vehicle in that lane.

When I put my foot slightly down in 6th gear to prevent your stone age attempts at acceleration in your 50,000 pound paper weight, causing you to swerve back into the lane behind me and honk at me, I only do it because your rear visibility is so atrocious that I didn't want you to misjudge the gap and hit me or cut me off. I also have a vendetta against drivers like you, who try to pass on the right for no reason (I am ALREADY OVER the speed limit) and cut in between traffic rather than being 10 seconds late to work. Flipping me off only warrants a thumbs down from me.

In addition, when I catch back up to you on that clover leaf and come up fast, trust that I am only slowing down via engine braking because you're driving 30 MPH where I can normally go 60+. There is NO NEED to brake check me. Brake checks are only met with 3rd gear to red line at the exit of that clover leaf and the deuces out of my window.

Sincerely,

Please roll and

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Dear North Carolina Driver Retard,

When the road splits and one side goes to 440 while the other continues on Capitol, and you realize you should be continuing on capitol and not in the far right lane going to 440, please DO NOT STOP in the middle of the road in your lane, causing me to slam on my brakes. There is no issue with hitting you, but I was trying to ensure my newly installed coilovers didn't explode out of my rear end because I was going to a shop to impact my top 17mm nuts.

Further, by stopping in the middle of the road and waiting for 30 seconds for a gap in traffic (I stopped too close to you and had a car behind me) to move over 2 lanes you were met by 118db of Hella Supertones. I hope you have permanent hearing damage. It's drivers like you that are the reason I am getting another set of aforementioned Supertones.

Your Friend hoping I ruined your morning because you're an idiot,

Loud Horn Noises
how about you stop camping in the left lane and just let people by
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Old 10-11-2011, 08:41 AM   #2834
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This might be a daily update for me....

Dear Drivers of the state of North Carolina in the Triangle area,

I don't know what to tell you. I mean, I realize that water isn't present on the roadway every day. I realize it doesn't rain 250 days out of the year like in other parts of the country, but I have no doubt that you have seen rain in your lives before. Furthermore, I have no doubt that you have driven in rain before.

Therefore, I please ask you to refrain from slamming on your brakes to go from 60 (below the speed limit) to 20 and then immediately accelerate as hard and fast as you can. In addition, I please ask you that if you are not going at least the speed limit, get out of the left lane so that better equipped vehicles with more comfortable drivers and head to work safely without being subjected to frequent braking because your moronic self cannot figure out if they want to brake or go (lets not even broach the subject of maintaining a constant speed).

In closing, I would just like to say that passing people in the rain is absolutely okay. Please, I beg you, don't wait until the last minute, woman-in-her-20's to realize that you need to get your Volvo 850 over into the junction lane to take 40. I realize you have a car built out of diamond; I however, do not and you would have ruined my month had you been any closer to me. You could have just gotten behind me like any sane person, but no.

As I was slowing down to fit into the 4 car gap, you decided to muscle over two lanes to merge onto 40. In addition, while you were doing it, you were roughly a quarter in my lane, thereby cutting me off in your hurry to merge. I hope you liked my Supertones blasting for 30 seconds. I noticed that when I passed you and stared you down you were focused straight ahead. I don't know if that is because you felt horrible at what you just did (cut me off in the rain while driving almost into me) or because you're an idiot who cannot imagine that there is anyone else on the road nor pays attention to anyone else on the road.

So please, go do us all a favor and drive your car into a bridge.

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how about you stop camping in the left lane and just let people by
I hope you missed the part where I said I was staying with the flow of traffic (15 over) leaving a safe following gap and he was riding my arse as I was passing slower cars in the middle lane. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt on that one. Obviously I eventually got over after I was good and done passing people. He tried to fit himself where no FJ Cruiser has gone before and the gap was too small for me to feel comfortable with someone elses driving ability of fitting their overgrown steel hunk into said gap, almost cutting me off. I was still gaining on said person in the middle lane. I do not camp the left lane. I will however, use it to pass and will speed up if I can so as to not impede traffic behind me as I pass.
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Old 10-11-2011, 09:54 AM   #2835
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Dear b**** in the red matrix,

Thanks for parking 6 inches away from me at BCC today. Hope you enjoy two new dents next to the whole side swiping down the side of your s***box. Gfys. You ever park that close to me again, ill do more than hit your already damaged car with my door.
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Old 10-11-2011, 09:58 AM   #2836
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Dear b**** in the red matrix,

Thanks for parking 6 inches away from me at BCC today. Hope you enjoy two new dents next to the whole side swiping down the side of your s***box. Gfys. You ever park that close to me again, ill do more than hit your already damaged car with my door.
Bitches need to learn to relax. So they can't park. Be nice and try to get in.

Not like they park intentionally close and laugh maniacly as they get out. It's a parking lot, not a death match.
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Old 10-11-2011, 10:22 AM   #2837
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Yeah except there's six lots to choose from at 8 am because its the first class. There was no need to park so close that I couldn't fit between the two cars to get in. And I'm nowhere near fat.
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Old 10-11-2011, 10:24 AM   #2838
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That's your justification for intentionally damaging someone's property then issuing a threat on the internet?

Time to add another prescription to the list.
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Old 10-11-2011, 11:25 AM   #2839
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That's your justification for intentionally damaging someone's property then issuing a threat on the internet?

Time to add another prescription to the list.
being oblivious to your surroundings is not a valid excuse for people to do as they please. I have no issue with the door-ding action; I would have done the same. (i assume the original car was parked appropriately in the spot... which wasn't said)
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Old 10-11-2011, 12:02 PM   #2840
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Dear Honda Accord driver,

I appreciate you driving like an ******* on my way to work while riding my motorcycle with you on the highway. You riding my ass and cutting accross 2 lanes of traffic just so you could try to cut me off to get to your destination 'that much quicker' in rush hour traffic was wonderful. However, when i caught up to you on the off ramp, i got a substantial amount of satisfaction when i merged and blew by you with my exhaust screaming at you to GTFO at 14,000 RPM. If only it could shatter your windows.


Dear Acura MDX Driver,

On my way home, after the Honda Accord ****face....i really appreciated you passing me on the right at 95mph, and cutting me off 3 feet in front of me...forcing me to cram on the front brake...i hope you liked my horn, my middle finger, and when i passed you on the right telling you to **** off as well.

Sincerely,

Your ****ing lucky i didnt follow you into the Wrentham Outlets parking lot, lord knows you had to get to your ****ing Columbus Day sale that bad.
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Old 10-11-2011, 12:10 PM   #2841
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being oblivious to your surroundings is not a valid excuse for people to do as they please. I have no issue with the door-ding action; I would have done the same. (i assume the original car was parked appropriately in the spot... which wasn't said)
I was in the right spot! And there was no way to get in without hitting the other car. Which Is what pisses me off knowing they needed to do the same. Black cars show everything. I really didnt need the extra freaking scratch.
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Old 10-11-2011, 12:41 PM   #2842
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being oblivious to your surroundings is not a valid excuse for people to do as they please. I have no issue with the door-ding action; I would have done the same. (i assume the original car was parked appropriately in the spot... which wasn't said)
+1000000
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Old 10-11-2011, 01:26 PM   #2843
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being oblivious to your surroundings is not a valid excuse for people to do as they please. I have no issue with the door-ding action; I would have done the same. (i assume the original car was parked appropriately in the spot... which wasn't said)
+1,000,001

I generally park well away from other cars in lots. I don't mind walking the extra 25 yards to keep my car from being dinged. Even so, I've had d-bags park so close to my passenger side that I could not get the door open enough to get my daughter into her seat. Not only is it inconsiderate, they usually leave a little present in the form of a new ding or scratch on my car. Actions have consequences. So F those people. The last guy made the mistake of leaving his window down. I hope he enjoyed the giant loogie on his steering wheel and seat.
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Old 10-11-2011, 01:39 PM   #2844
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+ 2 on that. Especially when you have a sleeping toddler to buckle into a carseat, and ****ing retards park inches from your door, let alone fractions of an inch from mirrors( when their folded inward)!!!

And like other poster had mentioned, I too park far away, but there's always that one dumbass in a ****ty vehicle that parks right next to you. As if it made the value of their vehicle increase, because they somehow got your paint on their door.

F-ck em.
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Old 10-12-2011, 07:11 AM   #2845
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you mean the rednecks are calling you names?
Actually, (no racism intended) Mexican friends of mine. We're actually good friends.
They don't call me a ricer, but other cars they do. They called a stock ITR ricer. (Wonder if most of you fellow Subie guys know what an ITR is)
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Old 10-12-2011, 08:12 AM   #2846
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Integgy Type R
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Old 10-12-2011, 09:21 AM   #2847
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i actually dont mind a nice stock teggy type R. Theres a really really clean white one that is owned by a kid in his late 20's in my area, and it just really is a nice looking car.

i wouldnt have the same respect if it had a melon launcher exhaust and some other jargan like that.
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Old 10-12-2011, 10:54 AM   #2848
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Same here! I drove my friend to pick up his STi and on the highway the first car we see is a right hand drive civic hatch.
Earlier I called it that a riced out civic would do a fly by but it was nice to see a real JDM Honda and nods were given.
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Old 10-13-2011, 12:50 PM   #2849
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This thread gets funnier and funnier as I keep reading through it. I still realize I'm not from the NESIC. However, this thread is gold.

Dear North Carolina 540 Traffic,

Thank you for not being on the roads this week at 7:30. Apparently 7:40 is your weekly schedule this time and I will do my best to stay off the freeway at those times between Falls of Neuse and Brier Creek. Please do try to maintain this weekly schedule unlike weeks prior as I would not want to spend 3 days next week figuring out the optimal time to leave to get to work. I would not like to get to work more than an hour early next week.

Furthermore, if you are on the freeway, and traffic is merging, you DO NOT YIELD to them. Zipper, sure, but you have the right of way. There is no need to get on the brakes when I am attempting to zipper in behind you while checking over my shoulder for more traffic. You didn't cause me to slow down, and I was able to get into the middle lane, but this is just a public service announcement.

Sincerely,

No traffic to deal with this morning; happy Thursday
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Old 10-13-2011, 02:15 PM   #2850
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There's one ITR here that I think could pass as ricey to some people.

It's an ITR body with a non-vtec B18B1. It's "hella flush." Has an ITR replica lip (go-figure) with a bunch of stickers on it instead of paint (seems to be the on-going trend)
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