Dear Neon Driver

[05STiMike]

Dear Carrera GT:

Sorry I had to

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[heron163]

Dear fat lady in the green minivan:


eating and talking on the cell phone while driving 50 mph in the left lane on 295N in the middle of day REALLY PISSED ME OFF

[Vashed]

Dear New Albany, Ohio Moron,

The exit ramp off of I-161 to US 62 has a stop light at the end of it. This is a "hi-tech" stoplight that will only activate when a car trips the sensor which happens to be located 2 feet behind the white line. When you have been sitting 3 feet behind said line for 7 minutes with upwards of 23 cars, 2 semi rigs, and a towtruck all blaring their horns at you, did you ever think that it may be a good idea to at least INCH forward? What was it that made you finally trip the beam? Could it have been the 4 car pileup you caused on I-161 because traffic was backed up through the entire exit ramp and into the right line of 161 for a mile? Maybe it was that state trooper that flew down the ramp in the right turn lane, calmly got out of his Crown Vic, strolled over to your door, and pulled you from the car? I enjoyed watching him drive your Suburban onto the grass.

Sincerely,
Subaru Owner 2 Cars Back.

PS: I wish that I would have stayed longer to watch him administer the breathalizer.

[kaisersouse]

Dear 60% of the knobs i have to follow home after work:

The sign that says "keep right except to pass" on the dual lane strip of RT3 on MDI means exactly that. If you arent passing anyone, move over. Don't camp it by yourself, don't get beside someone and ride right next to them the whole time, and don't get pissed off when I pass you on the right.

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[subajay]

DEAR JETTA:

Don't try to race me just because i pulled off the line faster then you. it wasn't an invitation just that my car is faster on the line. =-] as you speed by me going 95 smiling. yea then you did get pulled over AHAHAHA and i died laughing =-]

[RumblingREX]

I love this thread! Let's me know I am not alone in my hate!

[Scorpion2077]

Dear State Highway Patrolman,
Just because my tax money pays for the vehicle you are driving, and you are wearing a pretty uniform, and the car can go upwards of 190, and it's 7:55 and your shift ends in 5 minutes, does not mean that you can tailgate me at 70mph in the passing lane, then when I let you pass drive 90mph for less than one mile to the station with your lights and siren off. PIG

Sincerely,
Pissed off tax payer

[MacCherry]

Dear Pontiac driving Ass-munch,
When cruising in heavy traffic on a three lane divided highway, driving so close to me that I can't see your headlights isn't a good idea. Especially when our collective speed varies from 20-60MPH quite unexpectedly. Keep in mind, I like to downshift, so those magical red lights of mine might not come on in time for you to jam on your brakes and nose dive into the pavement. Four car lengths in front of me is not too much space, and when given the opportunity to cut off the van in the middle lane in a feeble attempt to pass me and claim that space, know that you will not win.

Sincerely,
Snickering at your Obvious Displeasure.

[pwilk]

Dear I-95 New Haven traffic minivan driver,

Just because I'm giving 4-5 car lengths in front of me in stop and go traffic doesn't mean I want you to go into the left hand lane shoulder to get in front of me. I just don't want to have to brake-clutch-gas every three seconds.

Now, did you really get to your destination that much quicker than I did? No because I we got off the same exit and you were still right in front of me.

-Pete

[MYfirst00]

Man you got passed by a minivan? Rough...

[Ahzlon]

Dear Honda Driver at the 5 Corners in Essex,

Don't rev your dinky lil motor at me expecing me to do the same. Especialy when there is a townie sitting right near you as a crossing guard for the 3 local schools. I loved watchin him stroll over and giving you a ticket for a loud exhaust.

[simex]

Dear old guy on route 3a through hingham/cohasset/scituate,

see the line of traffic backed up for 2 miles behind you? That's because you're going 30 in a 55. If a dry, straight, wide road is too scary for you, please pull over.

-guy in 2nd gen rx7 stuck at a speed that is too low for 4th gear in a car with no low end torque.

[simex]

dear cop,

please don't get into the right turn only lane and then gun it off the line to cut in front of me going straight, especially when the right lane is dropped. aren't you supposed to make things safer for me? atleast put your lights on and pretend there is an emergency and then turn them off when you get passed the intersection like that other cop did that time.

-concerned civilian

[coyote73176]

Dear Mr. Evo VIII Tarmac Rally Racer Wannabe,

Blowing down 84 westbound at 7:30 in the AM through the Danbury exits is not one of the best places to test the handling capabilities of your vehicle.

The traffic is normally pretty heavy between exits 8 through 3 (there are 3 lanes, but they all have somewhat slow moving traffic).

I have to say that your lucky your brakes work as well as they do, because as you swerved in front of that truck in the left lane, then realised the traffic ahead was nearly stoppped, I can still barely belive you were able to slow down in time.

And count your lucky stars the truck was able to get into the middle lane or you woulda had 18 wheels in your trunk, your lap, and probably under your hood.

[MYfirst00]

Dear BMW 323i driver on 190S this morning,
I will give you a simple hint as to how to mount your cool M3 rims. The ones with the bigger lip go ON THE BACK, not on the front. Stop trying to look cool and know what you're doing.

[kfoote]

Dear police officer,

Please do not park at a stop sign at a blind intersection on a narrow road. I know that you were only just barely out of your jurisdiction, but there is absolutely no reason to be stopped at a stop sighn at a T-intersection for 5 minutes with your lights on and engine running, with cars behind you using their directionals. No, I won't just go around you, because in order to do so I would have to go in the other lane, and because I can not see any traffic because of the tress in the way, and really don't want to end up as part of a head-on collision.

I don't buy the survaillence excuse either, as after I backed up and turned around, I saw you pull a U-turn behind me in the middle of the aforementioned intersection and follow me for 3/4 mile.

[madwax]

Dear Sti owner,

Please do not attempt to catch up to me in morning bumper to bumper traffic, almost hitting/running 3 other vehicles off the road just to cut me off at 30MPH to turn right while turning your hazzards on while your pathetic excuse of buddies cheer you on. There was no race, and never will be in traffic, and your car had too many people in it to even consider it. Grow up, give the keys back to mom and dad, and get to class........before you kill somebody racing people who couldn't care.......

[1wrxsw]

Dear minivan driver on RT146,

Thank you very much for cutting me off today as I was trying to pass you on the inside while multiple cars trying to use passing lane were blocked by you while you were reading the newspaper and picking your nose. The stalk on the left of your steering wheel is not for wiping your boogers on, but to indicate that you will make a turn or change lanes.

***** u

[PattyB69]

Dear Foreign Pizza Delivery Man,

Do they not have brakes in your country? When approaching a stopped vehicle (me) you must apply pressure on the brakes. Instead you rear ended me at 20mph sending me and my friends heads right into the headrests. After pulling over to see what damages happened to my car, you tried to be a sneaky bastard and almost drove away. As if the language barrier between the two of us wasnt enough, you tried to play it cool like it wasnt a big deal. You are so lucky that my bumper is unusuably strong and there are no dents, just a spot that can be fixed with touch up paint. Then you proceeded to yell at me like it was my fault just because the police man was approaching and you were afraid they would find out that you are an illegal immigrant. I hope you screw up again in the near future and get deported so that Connecticut's roads will be more safe from your stupidy.

Sincerely,
Person who will find you someday and shoot you into a brick wall out of a cannon.

[bendavi007]

Dear College Student,

When you make a left turn onto a road you must yield to people who have the right of way. I have the right of way. Thank you for almost hitting me and then giving me the bird like it's my fault. Why don't you pull your head out of the toilet bowl after one of your all night benders and re-read a driver's manual.

Hoping I never see you again,

BD

[02SilvaWagon]

Dear Myself,

What were you thinking going in thru the exit at a shopping plaza this morning? When the sign says "Do Not Enter" that means you too. Because it was your first time going to that plaza is not an excuse. The "Do Not Enter" sign being twisted around and facing the opposite way from being hit by a snow plow could be considered a good reason though.

Sincerely,
The 4 cars that had to switch lanes to avoid hitting you.

[skimobile]

Dear teenager in dad's 15 year old white BMW sedan.

I was so impressed with your one wheel burn out next to me on the wet road on Rt-1 in Westerly when the light turned green. I'm sorry if your feelings got hurt because you thought I was ignoring you. But seriously, I could barely keep from spilling my coffee I was laughing so hard when you dumped the clutch next to me in dad's old clunker and that one back wheel started wizzing on the wet pavement. Then I thought you were going to drive right into a telephone pole since you weren't paying attention to the road ahead of you because you had your head turned around as you drove off looking out your back window at me as you drove away....With Bozo's like you it's no wonder insurnace rates are so high.
Did you really think I WANTED to race you in that piece of crap???? Get a grip!

[gslben]

Dear Middleaged 996 C4 Driver,

Please refrain from pretending you weren't even trying on a switchback off ramp when not only did I see your rear end get loose (in my rearview mirror) but could see your hand shaking like Muhammed Ali at the stop sign when you picked up all the crap that went flying off your dashboard. Ta Ta Biffy

[2.5 SUBY]

Dear all Route 1 Ricers,

I know your lancer OZ editions with evo mr wings might look cool and fast, and that xtra K&N sticker adds about 20whp, but please dont think you have a shot with a wrx and make me waste gas. This goes out to the stock RSX, the mini cooper, and that honda that were all driving like arse's next to me and my buddy in his Legacy. Oh thanks to the guy in the mustang cobra who gave one rev of his engine and scared the little people away :-)

Sincerly,
Chris P

[TheLegacy]

dude i know how u feel. I feel like CT has more rice cars than any. I was driving home MA to NY... These kids all driving together were so ricey... First a geometro with a fart can tried to pull on me... same with his civic friends with a big wing and unpainted bumper... Im like wow do you know what im driving and 2nd do you not see we are in traffic and cars in front of us both.. go away little man