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Old 03-30-2012, 06:21 PM   #3001
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Haha too funny!

I have one:

Dear Middle Aged Woman in a Range Rover,

I appreciate you, whilst I was cruising in the middle lane, for riding my ass and laying on your horn for me to move over when you could have easily passed me on the left I'm glad I didn't move and you flipped me off as you finally decided to pass me in the high speed lane a mile or so later. Thank you for the entertainment.

Sincerely,
Owner of the blue subie

Ohh and Post #3000
Your always antagonizing those middle aged women aren't you?
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Old 03-30-2012, 07:12 PM   #3002
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Your always antagonizing those middle aged women aren't you?
Yeah I am

Haha but seriously, yes, I dont know why I have so many issues with them. Literally all the time!
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Old 03-30-2012, 08:49 PM   #3003
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Yeah I am

Haha but seriously, yes, I dont know why I have so many issues with them. Literally all the time!
It's your damn race car!
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Old 04-04-2012, 09:31 AM   #3004
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Dear Pseudo Tree Hugger in the Prius,
Not sure what happened but it is ironic that you drive a car that is good for the enviroment but you live so negatively. Not sure what led you to the following actions but quit the ****. RELAX!!!!
CT Plates 927-YCU, Prius Grey. You are brake checking, swerving, intentionally blocking the car behind you and possibly you threw something out of your sunroof. Your actions nearly made me and 2 or 3 other cars hit each other when you decided to come to very quick slow down on 95 South middle lane after the Exit 2 on-ramp. You continued your stupidity until the construction zone before the 287 exit, which I believe you took exit 10 on 287. Thank you for stopping the BS in the construction zone(sincerely said).
I see you pull that **** again, I will consider it how you drive and report you to the NY State Police(still might today). I did look up their website for aggressive drivers and this one time incident and video of your plate seems to not do anything. But I will keep my video of your license plate as reference to the first time.

Sincerely,
The guy who wants to see his baby born next month.

PS: That was me in the middle lane, that blew my hellas as I passed you, as you were continuing your hostile stupidity with the other car in the fast lane. You wouldn't even look over.
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Old 04-04-2012, 12:30 PM   #3005
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Dear Pseudo Tree Hugger in the Prius...
I can't +1 this enough. I think many a Prius owner buys a Prius and tells themselves:

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Alright, let's take this car to the limits... of speed and fuel consumption.
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Old 04-08-2012, 12:14 AM   #3006
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Boy do I have some winners from today.

First was the dimwit in the BMW that nearly ran me into a meridian. I was on the Garden State Parkway in the third lane because 4 and 5 branch off to elsewhere. This BMW pulls halfway past me in lane 2 (with lane 1 being the fast lane), then attempts to cut over into lane 4. Anyone see the problem? To avoid having the front left fender of my mom's car torn off I slammed on the brakes and come to a near dead stop on the GSP! I also found out that the horn works very well. Luckily, the people behind me were paying attention.

The second moron I encountered was riding a sport bike (I know, big shocker). As I'm making a left hand turn out of a parking lot into 1 of 3 left turn lanes (all 3 empty), this yahoo on the bike decides to pass me, on the left, while my left turn signal is on, as I'm turning left! He then cuts across the 3 left turn lanes to join his two biker buddies in the fourth lane which goes straight. It's a darn good thing I pay attention because there would have been a nice blood-red pinstripe down the driver's side of the car if I had continued making my turn.

The final imbecile of the day was another sport bike. This one decided to pass me over a double yellow line. Now, it's not uncommon for this to happen on Canistear Road, but they usually give you the courtesy of waiting to perform their idiocy until the half mile straight section by the rifle range. Not this one. He not only passed me at the start of the road, but on a hill with a blind bend as well! He passed within inches of my side view mirror to avoid any oncoming traffic. Luckily there was none or else he would have ended up a biker sandwich.

Anyway, that's my rant for the evening.

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Old 04-10-2012, 10:51 AM   #3007
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Dear Geo Metro With Dual Fart-Pipes,

Your three cylinder engine sounds like a bumblebee on steroids with your twin fart pipe exhaust.

Moreover, it's really funny that, in this cold weather, I only see steam coming out of one of your exhaust tips.

(It really was pretty goofy. Imagine an electric toothbrush on its highest setting. That's basically what it sounded like.)
Holy **** lmao! I almost died from laughter reading this. Such a great thread guys!
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Old 04-10-2012, 12:21 PM   #3008
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Dear jerks who complain about policemen doing their job,

You were going over the speed limit. You got caught. You pay the price. Don't want to pay again? Don't be a moron, keep your speed down.
This doesn't help when the jackass besides me is tryin to race me and I get pulled over. Yes I was going the speed limit but the asshat beside me was going 83 ($277 ticket).Thanks to my exhaust and because racecar look, the god damn officer pulled me over. Thanks for the stereotype. It really instilled a good sense of respect for officer green here in Houston Texas. Thanks jackass.

Sincerely yours,

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Old 04-17-2012, 11:19 AM   #3009
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All these messages are so humerous, im dieing LOL
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Old 04-18-2012, 06:29 PM   #3010
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Prius with the license plate "profit"
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Old 04-18-2012, 07:01 PM   #3011
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Dear STi drivers,

Dumb drivers here in the Bay Area really make me miss having Brembo's.

-WRX driver.
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Old 04-19-2012, 03:58 PM   #3012
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Dear Cobalt driver,

No your nasty body kit does not make your car faster.
And driving like a douche jacket just puts everyone else in the road in danger.
By the way, I was intentionally blocking you in to limit the danger you pose behind the wheel.

-Other drivers
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Old 04-19-2012, 04:03 PM   #3013
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Dear black ford explorer,

No you do not have enough power to pass the dumptruck on a hill. Thanks for deciding to do it anyway so as I came over the hill, I had to slam on the brakes and swerve to avoid hitting you in my lane. Also, the double lines are there for a reason.

And shortly after that...
Dear white Chevy,

When that turkey jumped out far in front of you I really appreciated how you waited till the turkey was off the road, making me think you weren't going to slow down, AND THEN decided to slam on your brakes. You almost got a nice OBP mark on your tail gate.

Angrily,
The dude with the wing and loud exhaust.

PS. Thank god for Brembos.
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Old 04-20-2012, 03:00 PM   #3014
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Dear F-150 in the parking lot,

take OFF your tow hitch when you're not using it. That way you won't find it in your grill after you almost put it in mine :-)

Sincerely my brand new car with 2000 miles on it.
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Old 04-23-2012, 06:16 PM   #3015
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Dear silver Civic going into the rotary
Please get off the phone and learn the rules, I wasn't a fan of almost getting the front end taken off the car I just bought yesterday.
Sincerely
-stressed engineering student
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Old 04-23-2012, 06:38 PM   #3016
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Dear Dumbass in your girlfriends car,
I was pumped that you rear ended me while sitting at a red light. And I was even more impressed you told the cop you were busy answering a phone call. Bet she was happy when you told her about it too
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Old 04-25-2012, 07:24 PM   #3017
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Dear whoever in the GS,
Your purple headlights are ****. And why are you using your high beams on 95 in the daytime?

Dear Hakkinen in the mini,
Yeah, that old lady was driving a bit slow, even if the speed limit on Bear Hill Rd is 20. When you passed her, it would have been a pretty badass move if...


you weren't passing on the left while going up to a blind curve over a crest.
If it weren't for innocent people getting hurt, I wanted to see you crash.

Dear Bro in the Boxster,
You're driving a stock Boxster, don't seem so pleased with yourself for cutting over 3 lanes to pass a few people. Especially when the left two lanes are cruising along at 80.
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Old 04-25-2012, 07:25 PM   #3018
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I ****king hate YOU!!!
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Old 04-25-2012, 09:36 PM   #3019
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Old 04-25-2012, 09:47 PM   #3020
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Old 05-08-2012, 11:57 AM   #3021
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dear Bo,

Stop setting off ibrake4scoobs alarm I'm sure he gets really annoyed when you pull in and it goes off.

Dear UPS driver,

Thank you for stopping at the entrance of my apartment complex so that people couldn't go around you and i could get over the speed bump!
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Old 05-08-2012, 01:41 PM   #3022
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dear douche nozzle in the black (legacy?) wagon (NH veteran tag SS***) sb on 93 this morning between exit 2 construction zone and the 93/495 interchange.


your driving "style" will get you or, more importantly, someone else killed eventually.

learn to use your signals and for the record, 1 foot front and back isnt a lot of clearance. especially in rainy weather.

the nasioc sticker on your rear end has convinced me to never put one on my car.

i noticed after watching you try to mariocart your way to the front for 15-20 miles, that you had gained virtually no time over me. my rav4 at steady 65ish still had you in view till right before i got of on 495N.

please learn before you cant.

or at least wear a ballcap sideways so the public doesnt put all suby drivers in your class.

sincerely,

guy who has cut cars apart to remove the remains of folks just like you.
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Old 05-08-2012, 09:29 PM   #3023
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Dear Porsche driver trying to squeeze around me in the bike lane in Cambridge,

The rest of us are waiting in traffic, in line like adults, but then there is you. I see you've got an awfully nice front bumper... it would be a shame if anything were to happen to it.

Sincerely,
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Old 05-08-2012, 09:51 PM   #3024
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dear middle aged women on the phone changing lanes erratically with no signal and flicking me off for being in the lane you wanted to be in. die.

sincerely,
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Old 05-12-2012, 11:22 PM   #3025
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Dear douce bag in the maroon Rav4,

It was almost startling how fast you changed lanes from the far right on a five lane expressway to ramp up right behind me (on cruise control at 62, 60mph limit) in the middle lane and expected me to move while there were still another two lanes to my left you could have used to pass me... As you made dumb faces at my bumper, you didn't notice all the gaps closing, but I did. Rather than have you rip up next to me and not have enough room to cut me off, I sped up a little to make sure I passed the semi on the right and gave you room to get around me and out of my life... NOOOOO, you had to stay right there like a tool until you got so close that when I down-shifted to 3rd you almost rear-ended me and slammed on your brakes. Nice one! Well, that was enough for you to take your air freshener off the vent and throw it at me as you passed. Damn good shot bro, you hit me right in my left eye. Had it phased me at all I would have just cranked my wheel into you and smashed your face in the ground once the grinding metal stopped sliding. For some odd reason I was laughing my ass off at what you did when I floored it to see your gapping face. I threw you a shaka and watched you brake hard and disapear into the traffic behind us. Wow, what a real hard core MAN you are. That ****ing air freshener smells like **** and I had to change my shirt since it leaked on it... Holy **** are people ridiculous when I live in TX and have a license to carry a gun, and could have easily killed you, had I been like you. Thank Heaven I am not, and I hope you do that to some one else who is like you one day. I know you and your license number and will surely be looking for you in the days to come Freakin' hilarious bro! Didn't even leave a mark unfortunately, LMAO!
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