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Old 03-04-2006, 11:14 PM   #301
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Dear State of Florida,

Did everyone of your turn signals get disconnected? Is it so hard to move your fingers to the turn stalk to let me know your intentions? You really aren't playing a video game. You don't have to take the lane by suprise. Just signal and I'll let you over.
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Old 03-05-2006, 07:33 AM   #302
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dude i know how u feel. I feel like CT has more rice cars than any. I was driving home MA to NY... These kids all driving together were so ricey... First a geometro with a fart can tried to pull on me... same with his civic friends with a big wing and unpainted bumper... Im like wow do you know what im driving and 2nd do you not see we are in traffic and cars in front of us both.. go away little man
Dear TheLegacy,

Please stick to the format of the thread.

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Old 03-05-2006, 09:03 AM   #303
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Dear non-highschool graduating Sears tire monkey,

I saw you pull out of the garage at mach 3 in my car. If you ever do that again I will use the tire mounting machine to disembowel you.


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Old 03-05-2006, 03:01 PM   #304
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Dear Gold TSI driver going west on rte 20,

I would like to commend you on your smoke show you put on trying to "race" that full size dodge pickup in the other lane.

FWIW you're not gonna catch him when you're in the other lane and there's 2 people in front of you.

But again, I would love to compliment you on that smoke show .... clutch smoke that is, that ought to glaze over nicely.
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Old 03-05-2006, 03:54 PM   #305
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Dear, high school tool in mid 90's chevy lumina. it is not cool to play chicken! ever! especially on a back road! If i did'nt have had to stop and catch my breath after i almost drove of the road, i would have been able to follow and eventual kill you. If i ever see you again bad things will happen

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f-you you punk
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Old 03-05-2006, 05:30 PM   #306
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dear everyone who's car is faster than mine,

i'm not challenging you. in fact, i don't challenge many people(i will gladly teach you pansies in eclipses and tiburons, you do NOT drive a fast car) and i fully expect to be beaten by your STi's, EVO's, vette's, Viper's, high-end Porsche's(Boxster's and carreras will be owned), most Ferrari's, and all Lambo's. And this also goes to all of you old geezers and your sleepers. I know how you old folks roll, with your daily driver sleeper and real money to spend on your car. Some of us young whipper snappers know you've been drag racing since b4 we were born and respect that, so don't embarass me with my g/f just because i pass you bcuz i always speed. As for the rest of you tortilla and white bread eating "ricers", beware this mutt in the wrx, i have a loud ass car and i will beat you down if you EVER get that close to side swiping me again, we both know i can catch you.

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PS- silly honda, i hope you and your one friend think its funny when you rev at people and spray to get away. i think it's funny when i rape you with a full car w/o NOS.
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Old 03-05-2006, 07:44 PM   #307
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Dear "gansters" in the White Benz SUV,

Just because I pull up beside you at a stop light and I have a nice sound system doesn't mean I want you to out sound me. And just because I like to drive fast now and again doesn't mean I want to race you at the next stop light. I have seen you before and this is not the first time you have tried to race me. Please stop. Thank you.

-Hayley
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Old 03-05-2006, 08:42 PM   #308
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This thread is therapeutic.
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Old 03-05-2006, 08:58 PM   #309
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Default Dear Black SRT-4 Driver

Rolling down your window at the red light telling me you have a stage 2 kit and you smoke WRX's all day long is not a good idea when it's raining out. I don't care if you have a stage 100 kit in your Neon, the only thing that will be "going down" is your resale value.
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Old 03-05-2006, 11:38 PM   #310
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Dear K car driving old man,

Please read your Danielle Steele novel back at the nursing home. The right lane of the interstate isn't a good place for that, even if the steering wheel is just at the right angle to prop up the book before your myopic eyes.

-shikataganai
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Old 03-05-2006, 11:41 PM   #311
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Dear random passers-by,

Just because I may have my windows rolled down doesn't mean I want you to lean in and tell me how you're putting nawwwsss on your Jetta/Civic/Excel/what have you. I really am happy for you, but I may just have to bust out the mace.

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Old 03-24-2006, 10:12 AM   #312
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Dear Albert Smith, who stopped at the end of the interstate on-ramp yesterday morning. Because of your inability to smoothly merge, and the stupidity of woman behind you (a Neon driver, ironically) who decided to drive around you, hundreds of people were late for work yesterday, and thousands of dollars of damage were done to vehicles. Luckily no one was killed.

http://www.bangornews.com/news/templ...z=176%20class=

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Thursday, March 23, 2006 - Bangor Daily News

BANGOR - Thick, black skid marks that stretch for five car lengths mark where two passenger vehicles and a tractor-trailer collided Wednesday morning on Interstate 95 near Ohio Street, causing the truck to jackknife and block traffic briefly.

The collision looked more serious than it was, with crumpled vehicles and the truck facing the wrong way, since only one minor injury was reported, Maine State Police Trooper Darren Vittum said at the scene.

Nicole Finley, 19, of Levant, who was issued a ticket for failure to yield, was trying to get on I-95 around 7:39 a.m. when her white 2000 Dodge Neon apparently struck the back end of the flatbed tractor-trailer traveling north, Trooper David Millett said.

The impact apparently caused the cab of the 1988 International Harvester truck, based out of Presque Isle and driven by Caribou resident Scott Michaud, 41, to jackknife and collide with a 1999 Volkswagen Passat traveling in front of Finley on the on ramp.

The Volkswagen, driven by Albert Smith, 52, of Bangor, was destroyed, and the Dodge had minor damage estimated at $1,000, Vittum said.

Michaud was able to drive his truck away from the scene with only minor damage to the front and rear.

The three-vehicle crash closed the highway to northbound traffic for less than 30 minutes, when one lane was opened. Both lanes and the on-ramp were reopened at 9:15 a.m.

The Bangor Police Department assisted with traffic control, and crews from the Maine Department of Transportation were on hand to assist with debris removal. Trooper Phil Pushard, a commercial vehicle enforcement officer, also assisted at the scene.

A passenger in Smith's vehicle complained of a minor injury to his arm, but declined medical transport.
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Old 03-24-2006, 10:37 AM   #313
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Dear Random St Walker.

Don't tell me i should put NOS in my car.
Seems to be a trend lately.
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Old 03-24-2006, 10:59 AM   #314
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Dear Old-Ass Thread,

Where have you been? We've missed you. Come visit us more often. You can be pretty funny sometimes. Oh, and if you see that little slut in the Bimmer that was cutting people off left and right the other day, slash her tires for me, would ya.

Yours Truly,
Feeling Better Already
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Old 03-24-2006, 11:06 AM   #315
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I love this thread. I thought i was the only one.
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Old 03-24-2006, 11:13 AM   #316
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Dear Lincoln LS with the piss-poor tint and chrome license plate holder,

How did it feel after driving like in ass through town with a 30 mph speed limit and cutting me off twice, only to be humbled getting onto the highway...by a wagon? Did the ricer flyby at 90+ mph make you feel better?
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Old 03-24-2006, 11:22 AM   #317
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Dear Rich man at my office:

Just because your in your 40s and Drive a SRT4 does NOT mean you are a glorified street race. You had your ass handed to you last month. I guess you want it done once again. Please go turn 41 and slow down and stop the ricer fly bys or I will ONCE again unleash the 06 and its power plant on ur old ass.

Thank you for understanding.
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Old 03-24-2006, 11:24 AM   #318
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Dear young man driving the bone stock oil burning 1997 Honda Civic DX on RT128 this morning with the aluminum top fuel dragster wing affixed to your trunk lid by somewhat questionable means and whose height is taller than your entire car, what are you doing?
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Old 03-24-2006, 11:35 AM   #319
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Dear Rappy660 in the '06 WRX.

Please don't streetrace.

Sincerely,
Those of us that don't streetrace.
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Old 03-24-2006, 11:36 AM   #320
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Dear Rich man at my office:

Just because your in your 40s and Drive a SRT4 does NOT mean you are a glorified street race. You had your ass handed to you last month. I guess you want it done once again. Please go turn 41 and slow down and stop the ricer fly bys or I will ONCE again unleash the 06 and its power plant on ur old ass.

Thank you for understanding.
The F4st3r WrX
Dear Rappy660,

This is not a street racing / kills thread. Please sell your car and purchase something else.

Thank you for understanding,
john

edit: damnit rjp!!
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Old 03-24-2006, 11:39 AM   #321
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Dear Rappy660,

You almost got three. Luckily, I read and type fast.

Don't do drugs.
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Old 03-24-2006, 11:46 AM   #322
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Dear Redneck 80s rusted chevy pickup driver pulling out of Walmart,
I don't care how long your mullet is, what color you wife's mumu is, how loud your truck is or how many exhaust pipes are litterally hanging off your car, just because I have a custom exhaust and like to rock back and forth when on a slight incline does not mean I want to race you. Good job smoking me off the light. You made the children that were sitting on your wife's lap proud. (I am not making this up, apparently we've imported some rednecks to mass.)
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Old 03-24-2006, 11:49 AM   #323
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Dear Driver of the Sweet Ass LHD TVR,

I assume that you are not the real owner of the car and are just taking it for a spin. Perhaps you are a valet? No matter, when someone asks you what kind of car it is, you should say "T-V-R" not "Ferrari". I also hope the car made it back to it's owner in one piece as I saw that you had some difficulty keeping it under control while making a left hand turn at about 10mph through an intersection.
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Old 03-24-2006, 07:00 PM   #324
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Dear Dumb@ss in unknown style car,

I am sorry that I cut you off. I would have seen your car had you not been driving down a pitch black road without any lights on. In fact I didn't know where that honking sound was coming from until I saw your lights start to flash in my rear-view. I wish I could have seen the expression on your face when you finally turned on your lights and the flashing and honking stopped.


Dear Ford Focus Driver,

I'm sorry I stopped at that red light causing you to slam into me at 35mph. I am just glad you hit me with a focus and only caused damage to my bumper because your car disintegrated on impact.
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Old 03-24-2006, 10:12 PM   #325
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Dear chrislehr
you are the freakin man for starting this thread!!!!!
I luv it
in that matter

Dear Civic Hatch with white rims n washington plates.....

please dont roll down your window and ask me if I wanna race, while in 5 oclock rush hour traffic on main st, while revving the hell out your engine, and think your cool cuz you can bob and weave through traffic and but still be right next to me in the right lane @ a stop light

idiot!
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