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Old 03-27-2006, 12:57 PM   #326
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Dear Cute blonde in Scion TC,

When in morning traffic why must you wait for all the people ahead of you to go and get 20 feet on you? You then proceed to SLAM 1st gear through 3rd and think your car is fast. Only credit you get is for being a good looking female. Give me ur number And stop flying through traffic in the morning.

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Old 03-27-2006, 05:01 PM   #327
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Dear Cadillac STS Driver,

Why did you want to race me? You are 70, drive a mid-90's Caddy, and probably have the reaction time of a college student after 20 bong rips. Plus, we were at the most crowded intersection in town where there are police officers sitting 22/24 hours per day. I would think at your age you would know better, that was a lame idea.

On the positive side, I have never been revved at by a geriatric in a Cadillac. I found it hilarious.

Please don't ever do that again. I could have destroyed you anyway :P

-Sean
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Old 03-27-2006, 05:24 PM   #328
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Dear Cute blonde in Scion TC,

When in morning traffic why must you wait for all the people ahead of you to go and get 20 feet on you? You then proceed to SLAM 1st gear through 3rd and think your car is fast. Only credit you get is for being a good looking female. Give me ur number And stop flying through traffic in the morning.

Thanks

The F4st3r WrX
Dear Rappy660,

Please stop posting in me.

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"Dear Neon Driver..."
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Old 03-27-2006, 05:28 PM   #329
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Dear ricer..

Next time you almost hit me while I'm walking across the street ON A CROSSWALK.. I'll make sure you car never runs again. Effin' jerk.
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Old 03-28-2006, 03:53 AM   #330
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Dear Honda civic ricer,

U were real cool flooring it by me in left lane while i was doing 35 in the right lane in a 30 mph zone. Ur fart can was really lettin em rip. Too bad the cop in the other lane was blocked by other cars and didn't get u were for speeding, that would have made my night. Ur car is not fast nor r u cool. May ur tickets be expensive and plenitful
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Old 03-28-2006, 06:51 AM   #331
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Dear Honda ricer,

You were showing your incredible driving skills by changing lanes with out signals and almost rear ending that car. And your automatic Civic pickup up so fast passing that Integra in double yellows and running a red light.

Dear other Civic,

Don't try to pull out in front of me trying to pick up at full throttle while I was just cruising and catching up to you. Just because you have a body kit, rice lights, and fart can does not mean your car is t3h f4st3r.
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Old 03-29-2006, 09:28 AM   #332
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Dear New Musting Convertible Owner,
I wasn't too annoyed as you were walking out of the Outback staring ar my car while I was driving around looking for a spot (after all, it may show that you have taste). However please don't make it a point to run to your car just so you can light up your whimpy v6 with pipes and stare me down as I walk in waiting for me to look over. I know first hand your car is slower than molasses on a cold morning. Also, please wait for your wife and baby to be securly fastened before ripping out of the parking lot to show me "what's up."
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Old 03-29-2006, 09:44 AM   #333
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Dear Dodge 4x4 driver. Nice 1-wheel burnout making that tight turn onto the on-ramp. "That thing got a posi?" is the question you should have asked the dealer before "That thing got a hemi?"
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Old 03-29-2006, 09:47 AM   #334
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Dear everyone on 495S between Bolton and Westborough in the morning,
Please drive fastar.

Thank you.
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Old 03-29-2006, 09:58 AM   #335
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Dear Old Lady in a Buick,

Perhaps the Grim Reaper misplaced your file, but if you keep passing me at 80mph in a 35, around a corner and down a hill... he will catch on.
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Old 03-29-2006, 12:05 PM   #336
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Dear, Lady with a mullet in and old Altima

You got stuck in the middle of a busy intersection trying to make a left turn because of on-coming traffic. The light turns red and you right away explain to me why you have damage to your back bumper. You throw it in reverse and start to back up into me. Luckily I have a horn, many loud curse words, and a coworker who was behind me that gave me plenty of room to roll back to avoid getting hit by you.

I need a louder horn...
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Old 03-29-2006, 12:12 PM   #337
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Dear Chevy Citation (circa 1985ish) driver,

The baby blue two-tone matches the walmart spoke caps and rust spots perfectly.


Your recent upgrade to a totally chromed-out front end (grill, headlight housing, etc) is super-fly. As the kids say....its all of that and a bag of chips.

PS...I dont know why but I wanted to rip the shiny grill off anf beat you to death with it. You honestly couldve spent that money on something else. Say....a car.
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Old 03-29-2006, 01:02 PM   #338
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Dear Mr. White Accord driver,

Don't stare at me taking a corner at mach 3 while licking your lips. I guess your car is teh f4st3r since automatic. And you might want to put your seat in the upright position to see over the wheel
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Old 03-29-2006, 01:59 PM   #339
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dear old man with midlife crisis miata,

just because you dropped $20k on a 'sportscar' does not mean you have exclusive rights to the left lane, or that 75 "is as fast as we all oughta go" during rush hour on 495. thanks for delaying a string of 6 cars for 8 miles. i don't know why you were surprised that after it took me 3 attempts to pass you on the right because you'd speed up to 90 to block, and after you tailgated me once i got by you, that i refused to let you in front of me ever again. i hope it made your manhood shrink to get owned by someone with blond pigtails.
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Old 03-31-2006, 09:06 AM   #340
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Dear goldish-brown '06 Impreza TS driver:

Nice WRX wing and debadge. But you're not fooling anyone. And quit driving like an asshat. (Eastbound on Wilson St, Brewer, about 7:40am this morning).
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Old 03-31-2006, 10:59 AM   #341
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Dear goldish-brown '06 Impreza TS driver:

Nice WRX wing and debadge. But you're not fooling anyone. And quit driving like an asshat. (Eastbound on Wilson St, Brewer, about 7:40am this morning).
that sretch is notorious for asshattery. I wonder if thats the kid who owned the icky green impreza with the giant wing, can and "impreza" written in cursive....
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Old 04-12-2006, 09:27 AM   #342
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Dear Mr. Own3d in the black CLK 550,

Next time you pull into a turn only lane and intend to go straight, make sure you rethink your a$$hat options. If it turns out to be a WRX, rethink your strategy. By the way, your $60K car with the "mytoy" license plate just got owned by a $20K wagon. Nice job.
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Old 04-12-2006, 09:39 AM   #343
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Dear Mr. Own3d in the black CLK 550,

Next time you pull into a turn only lane and intend to go straight, make sure you rethink your a$$hat options. If it turns out to be a WRX, rethink your strategy. By the way, your $60K car with the "mytoy" license plate just got owned by a $20K wagon. Nice job.
ohh this just made my day.
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Old 04-12-2006, 05:26 PM   #344
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Dear Toyota Tacoma Pickup Driver,

thank you. no seriously thank you. i really appreciated it when the lady in front of me stopped (due to a 2 car accident ahead) causing me to stop, but apparently you didn't want to stop for some reason? (rear-ending me and pushing me into the lady in front of me) it's really great walking outside every morning to see the $3-5k worth of damage to my beautiful car that i've been waiting years to purchase. it's okay though because you are at 100% liability and your insurance is paying for the damages, a rental car for the next couple weeks and probably a good sum from the whiplash i received. my neck and the pain that it is in, do not thank you, however.

sincerely,
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Old 04-12-2006, 07:51 PM   #345
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Dear lady in the car with the 'Abortion stops a beating heart' sticker, please be aware that yout kind of driving stops beating hearts too.

Fondly,
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Old 04-12-2006, 08:37 PM   #346
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Dear Seattle drivers,

Please learn that merging involves accelerating to the speed of prevailing traffic.

-shikataganai
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Old 04-12-2006, 10:43 PM   #347
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Dear Integra drivers,

If your gonna peel out next to me. look around for cops first.

-infamousone
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Old 04-13-2006, 01:51 PM   #348
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Dear S10 driver -

When you merge on to 290 during rush hour, it's not generally a good idea to pull a triple lane change before you've accelerated to 40 mph. Those of us in the left lane may honk at you, especially if you do not leave enough room to brake and slow to your pathetically insufficient speed.

Furthermore - if you've got time to give me the bird over your left shoulder, you probably had time to turn on your left signal - which would have helped me identify you as an idiot BEFORE you entered the left lane, allowing me a few more seconds to apply the brake to avoid rear-ending you...

I would not have been able to avoid you had there been a reason for you to hop into the left lane - lucky for you, the middle lane was empty so I and the guy behind me had room to avoid hitting you.

I sincerely hope that you and Darwin get together soon.
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Old 04-13-2006, 05:38 PM   #349
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Dear early 90's altima driver -

I dont understand why you feel the need to follow me around town everytime you see me, and continue to rev your automatic every chance you get. But I have noted that your exhaust sounds closely to that of a bulemic girl in the bathroom after a meal. Please stop being such an asshat

Disrespectfully yours,
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Old 04-13-2006, 06:10 PM   #350
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Dear England,

Please stop sending your drivers over here. Conversely, if you do, train them that the RIGHT lane is for slow traffic.

Dear British Person,

I can only assume that you're british since you were doing under 65 in the left lane. Perhaps you didn't notice the mile of congestion behind you because of your speed. If the traffic on your right is going faster than you, please, by all means, move over so that faster traffic may overtake slower traffic as these highways were designed for it. Maybe you didn't notice the half mile of wide open highway in front of you, and maybe this was your cue to stay going slow? I can't speculate on that. Please move to the right.

Sincerely,
Following traffic going 80 down the right-most line (flow of traffic) while the fast lane cruises at a cool 60.
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