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Old 01-23-2003, 10:31 PM   #26
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Dear imitation cop,

please get out of the left lane going 65mph. I know you arn't a cop, even though you have a white grand marque with a cb antenna , your clothes rack across the back tipped me off. (why is your back seat a closet?) please go play your cop fantsy some where else. or I will be forced to suck you in through my gaint hood scoop, and as you travel down my exaughst there will be no cats to stop you flying out my prodrive rally axel back.

thank you

Christopher

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stop messing up traffic
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Old 01-24-2003, 12:30 AM   #27
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Dear Ford Explorer on icy conditions,

Please remember to brake a little earlier especially when going downhill in order to turn into your subdivision. The fact that 85% of the roads are dry does not excuse your lack of observation when it comes to the icy patch right before your turn.

Also, do not expect the people in the Subaru behind you to suddenly be able to decelerate on this same icy patch.

Thanks,

-SVX passenger
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Old 01-24-2003, 12:54 AM   #28
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Dear every 2nd car I pass on the road,

Just just because I'm on a sportbike, doesn't mean i signed a piece of paper when I bought it agreeing to wheelie whenever someone does the international hand signal for "wheelie". Specially considering most wheelie requests I get are while I'm sitting in stop and go traffic...usually about 5 feet behind the car ahead of me moving at a blazing 7mph. If you'd like to give me your bike, I'll gladly wheelie it up and down the street for you, but since I paid for this one myself, I'll pass on risking my 10k investment for your entertainment....not to mention my own life.
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Old 01-24-2003, 06:53 AM   #29
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ya. SUV drivin' pigs.

Quote:
Originally posted by jamz
Dear ass-tards:

I own you all in my huge SUV. Your puny mortal vehicles are naught but speedbumps in my path, and small ones at that. Stay out of my way in parking lots, interstates, side roads and driveways, and we will get along fine.

My truck is superior in size, weight, momentum, static and dynamic energy, and smog production. I can do what I want. I have to step *down* from my cab just to get down to your level, you diminutive, nasal, whining little irritants.

I drive an SUV. I am HUGE. I am IRONMAN. I have SPEED DIAL. I can put on MASCARA, EAT a FAST FOOD BURGER, and TALK TO my BROKER or DAUGHTER'S SOCCER COACH. I have everything, and embody everything that's great about consumerism.


Regards,

45% of the driving public.





who can tell I'm driving a rental Ford Explorer SUV for the first time?
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Old 01-24-2003, 07:19 AM   #30
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Quote:
Originally posted by jamz
Dear ass-tards:



Regards,

45% of the driving public.





who can tell I'm driving a rental Ford Explorer SUV for the first time?

LOL! I was the same way for the week I drove a rental exploder. The best was when I almost rolled it out in the field behind enterprise in Danvers (the big muddy feild that was there when they were building that LOWES)
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Old 01-24-2003, 08:15 AM   #31
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Dear Mr. Porsche driver,

Just because you have the Porsche badge on your car doesn’t make you fast. Next time you try to race me at a light please realize although I have AWD I can not go faster then the car in front of me. You think your badge makes you fast? Why not throw a ‘s’ next to your boxster symbol and see if that helps, or maybe GT-R badge…that should make you really fast..

Boxster=porches with panties (copyright “The Sopranos”)

--David

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Old 01-24-2003, 08:36 AM   #32
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Dear Mr Pathfinder...

Obviously you're not from around here. Ya see, just up ahead, the road splits into 24 and 114. 114 goes to the left, 24 to the right and whoever needs to exit needs to be in their appropriate lane to make it.... like that Transport Authority bus we're approaching.

Knowing this, you shouldn't have left that big gap in front of you in your left lane for that Transport Authority bus to 'get in because there was space'. Your fault, not mine. It's called lack of planning and why I decided to actually move behind the bus while it was in the right lane... when we were way back there (points).

FYI... the Transport Autority busses are local busses and don't take 24. So the lumbering mass that was the bus pulled in front of you to take 114... did you NOT see me beside you at the time when you tried to cut in? or the line of cars behind me?

How many times were you going to try to get in the right lane while cars were actually there? By my count, I counted 4... why not 5 or 6? Heck you should have gone for 10.

Mirrors... use them.

--kC
Still going the speed limit while you're doing 20 under behind a bus.
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Old 01-24-2003, 09:39 AM   #33
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Dear Mr. Ford F-150,
I must say I really enjoyed it as you cut through 2 lanes of traffic (going the opposite direction) at the intersection of Potter & 5th Ave. and decided to give me a friendly "nudge" with your rear bumper. Hell, I don't need the fender, park lamp and bumper anyway!
Thanks a bunch,
Me

*hehehe, I especially enjoyed it when my insurance company found out you don't have collision on your over-sized vehicle, which means you cover damages 100%...thank you.
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Old 01-24-2003, 09:58 AM   #34
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Talking Dear Mum,

*hmm lets see here.... (taps pencil on checklist)

[X] Rev limiter
[X] SOHC w/ intake mod
[X] White Neon
[X] Red Neon
[ ] Black Neon
[X] Black steelies
[X] Huge fart can
[X] No Tint (or bad tint)
[X] Ugly ass stickers
[X] Fire extinguisher

Damnit! SO CLOSE!

Dear fellow Neon owners,

Yes. Yes that IS an ACTUAL cage in my car.
No. It is not "trick".
No. I will not race you from the light.
No. There is no NOS(nawz) in my car.
No. The engine is not modified.
No. I'm telling you. See the giant P on my car - It means PRODUCTION.
No. I have no idea what it will run in the quarter mile.
No. Your tireflys aren't that cool.
Yes. Yes - after you crash that baby into a (select one: curb / gaurdrail / telephone pole / tree) shortly after street racing your 16 second Neon up against a (select one: Camaro / Porsche / Mini-van / Busload of kids) I will gladly take your car as spare parts.

- Kris
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Old 01-24-2003, 11:42 AM   #35
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Quote:
Originally posted by webkris
[BNo. I'm telling you. See the giant P on my car - It means PRODUCTION.[/b]
But what does "production" mean?
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Old 01-24-2003, 12:47 PM   #36
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Dear every driver of a Pontiac Grand Prix and Grand Am, lose the attitude on the road, you do not have the right to tailgate when I'm already doing 80mph and you can pass on the left for once in your life.
You are the only motorists I have every had trouble with in my life, just because I have a huge penis and you have a very very small one, does not give you the right to be a complete ass on the road, you are dangerous and completely uncalled for.
You and your ghetto / white trash car should be taken off the road, castrated so you do not reproduce and spawn more mullets or ebonics.
Especially to the stupid woman on her cell phone tailgating me in a blizzard on icy roads in your REAR WHEEL DRIVE car with summer tires, you can eat my ass with a spoon and a smile.

Bry.
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Old 01-24-2003, 12:51 PM   #37
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Quote:
Originally posted by BrysImpreza
you can eat my ass with a spoon and a smile.

ewwww, that's gross.
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Old 01-24-2003, 01:15 PM   #38
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Dear 2000 911 Carerra driver,

Thanks for blasting up 495 with me the other night at a buck-40 (been itching to put the hammer down since I bought it). I realize that you could've walked away from me at any point in time, but you didn't---and for that I am forever in your debt.

btw, I am VERY impressed at the high speed stability of my WRX. Rock solid. I love these cars.
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Old 01-24-2003, 01:19 PM   #39
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To all who piss me off while driving,

Stop throwing your dirty ass cigarette butts out the dam windows, you freaking slobs. Get off your freaking phone while driving, you dumb witch mini-van driving c-y-c-o. Look before moving into other peoples lanes, you blind retart. Turn down the radio when your driving in a neighborhood at night, you deaf tasteless crappy sounding POS. Get insurance on your pos car and your life cause if you hit me I will kill you. Get off the road if you can not see past the steering wheel. Stop looking at your 5 inch tach in you eco car. If I can see you picking your nose behind me, get off my bumper you stupid dirty nose picking dumbass.

Thanks and drive safely,
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Old 01-24-2003, 01:22 PM   #40
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Dear all other WRX drivers old and young,

When we pass each other on the road please wave back whether or not your into Imprezas. I feel like a fool when I wave to you and you look at me like I'm insane. You bought a exceptional performance car, lighten up and enjoy it.

Thank you.
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Old 01-24-2003, 01:26 PM   #41
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Quote:
Originally posted by doppelganger
Dear all other WRX drivers old and young,

When we pass each other on the road please wave back whether or not your into Imprezas. I feel like a fool when I wave to you and you look at me like I'm insane. You bought a exceptional performance car, lighten up and enjoy it.

Thank you.
..........The new 'Jeep Wave'.

I'll comply with this request. Everyone likes being waved at anyway.
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Old 01-24-2003, 07:06 PM   #42
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Dear Mustang owner,
I AM SORRY!! It is not my fault that you bought that model of american muscle. (lol) If you had done a little research before buying your car you would have realized they were slow and then there would be no reason to folllow me for miles after I blow your doors off, just to find out if my car has naawws! No, it doesn't, believe it or not, I don't need it to beat your slow @$$ pos. Maybe you and your buddy in his z-28, who also got his @$$ whooped, should go play around and act like the two of you together have what it takes to constitute a REAL race!
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Old 01-24-2003, 07:37 PM   #43
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Dear fat Mexican dude,

I appreciate you tailgating me and honking the horn on your '91 4 door Civic. I truly admire your taste for modifying your car. The badly bubbled pealing orange tint... class act. The extremely rusty wheel wells, I was gonna get some for my car; does Nopi have them?

Anyway, I think it is nice of you to follow me based purely on the fact that i have a wing and exhaust.

Just because you want to someday steal my wing and duct tape it to your car, does not make us friends.

Thankyou for your time, and continue to make your Honda fit the Honda stereo type we all know and hate.
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Old 01-25-2003, 02:26 PM   #44
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Dear Officer Friendly,

Thank you for pulling me over while going 15 miles over the speed limit. I hope my 181 dollar contribution to the state will save your job.

Your Friend,

Neuro
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Old 01-26-2003, 12:42 PM   #45
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Dear, Highschool boy in 80's K-car

I laughed so hard when you pulled up next to me and revved, I think my fat ass has more horsepower on my mountain bike than your car, but thanks for the laugh.
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Old 01-27-2003, 10:53 AM   #46
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This thread owns. We should make this a sticky. It's like the spotted thread writ evil.
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Old 01-27-2003, 11:38 AM   #47
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dear y'all know who you are,

i realize that i was passing you on the right, because you were trolling on the left lane or the middle lane at 10mph below the speed limit. that is understandable, since it was snowing yesterday night.

however, when you cruise on the left/middle lane for miles and all of a sudden decide to come into my lane JUST when i'm about to pass you, that is just retarded. if you give me two more seconds, i would pass you and you could keep trolling in your lane or change lanes.

just don't change lanes when our closing speed is about 20mph and it's snowing. i don't mind when you do that if it's dry.

unhappily yours,
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Old 01-27-2003, 11:41 AM   #48
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dear idiot in the pimped out mazda 323 sedan,

just because i can go 75mph in the snowy left lane does not mean that you can too. i have AWD, you do not. i have mad skillz y0! you do not. either pass me when i move over or keep a few car lengths back. i don't mind you using me as your mine sweeper, but man, riding one carlength behind me in the snow is freakin' dangerous.

stupid homeboy.
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Old 01-27-2003, 11:44 AM   #49
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dear truck driver,

do you f*@)#%g realize that the old dude in the expo is going 50-55mph in the right lane because it's snowing and he could be a bit nervous driving in the dark and in the snow? do you realize that riding with your headlights on 10 feet behind his rear bumper does not help the situation?

goddamn moron. leave the man alone, pass him in the middle lane which is as empty as the inside of your skull. i hate when you acehole truck drivers tailgate people in bad weather (sorry ray, i've seen too many trucks do this, but i'm not generalizing)

raj
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Old 01-27-2003, 11:45 AM   #50
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ahhhh i feel better now. catharsis helps

raj
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