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Old 04-14-2008, 05:21 AM   #876
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Dear cockface in the Civic,

Thanks for nearly putting me in the ****ing wall on 95 you stupid piece of ****. And how could you not notice me flipping you off for a mile? Didn't you get mirrors with the 1.8 liters of fury?

Dear prick in the Yukon,

First you rolled through the stop sign to pull out in front of me, then you cross the double yellow at least three times in about 1/8 of a mile, then you do 40 in a 20. Hell, the only traffic laws I didn't see you break were yielding to pedestrians (I don't even want to think about what you do near pedestrians), and running the red light.

Yours, I swear I'm going to snap and go all Michael Douglas on the ****ty drivers around here.
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Old 04-14-2008, 12:58 PM   #877
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Had a text book run-in with an SRT-4 this past weekend. I don't even need to explain because everyone knows what happened.

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Wait a minute! This isn't OT.

Damn cross-post!

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Old 04-21-2008, 11:49 PM   #878
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Dear,
Dodge srt-4 owners

Blow off valves do NOT make your car any faster. I can hear you from a mile away sounding all fast and ***t but when I take you while in third gear doing 30 mph you know you have a P.O.S. Please invest your spare money on something better like maybe videogames or something. LOSERS.

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Old 04-22-2008, 01:02 AM   #879
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Blow off valves do NOT make your car any faster. I can hear you from a mile away sounding all fast and ***t but when I take you while in third gear doing 30 mph you know you have a P.O.S. Please invest your spare money on something better like maybe videogames or something. LOSERS.

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Andrew in the Midnight Blue Pearl 02 wrx. I'm in the chicopee area all the time if you want some.

Dear andrew3776.
take your street racing kills to the srt forums.
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Old 04-22-2008, 01:39 AM   #880
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Old 04-22-2008, 02:07 AM   #881
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To the driver of the newly aquired desiel pick up truck with dual smoke stacks, You looked so cool weaving in and out of traffic with your 36's and dual smoke stacks spewing thick black smoke everywhere. It was really cool watching you load your torque converter and inching up at the light. O and sorry for making you look like a idiot when you took off from the light. I never said I was going to race you I was just checking out how my exhaust sounded at 3,000RPM. The guy driving the camaro behind me got a good laugh watching you take off while I let me revs drop and slowly crawled away from the light. Why so quit at the next light was the cop at the intersection hurting your ego. Have fun flipping your truck
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Old 04-22-2008, 09:40 AM   #882
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Dear Two Teenagers in new souped up Ford Pickup on Berlin Tpke on Friday Night,

Just because I am lined up next to you at a stoplight does not mean that I want to race you in my mighty mighty 2.5i wagon, which is currently stock. When you took off when the light went green, and I accelerated like a normal human being does not mean that your next course of action should be to slow down, pull up next to me, and rev your engine at me and fiancee as we are trying to find our way home safely. I especially liked it when your passenger rolled down his window, and double checked if I wanted to race. If you couldn't have guessed from my initial reactions, I responded "You really must be joking." I am sorry if my unwillingness to put me and my fiancee's collective lives at risk so you could feel more manly in front of your high school buddies did not appease you. I look forward to hearing about your exploits on the channel 12 news when they report your vehicle being thrown into the guardrail due to excessive speed during an "illegal street race". I do hope Darwinism has its way with you.

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Old 04-24-2008, 10:09 PM   #883
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Dear clownshoe owner of black Cobalt SS in Vernon,

I did notice you intentionally pacing next to me on Talcotville tonight and I did not look over to acknowledge your car's amazing power. Sorry. I didn't realize this would lead you to have to prove it's amazing power to me by gunning it and swerving wildly around that truck. I bet your stomach went into your throat when you noticed the three people on bicycles around the other side of the truck. I know I said "Holy ****" to myself as you nearly bowled over them to flex your nuts.

Sincerely,

Someone who doesn't want to stop to call 911 to come clean up your roadkill.
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Old 04-24-2008, 11:33 PM   #884
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Dear people who inch up well past the stop line at traffic lights,

Why the **** are you so impatient, and then pull away like your 90-****ing-year-old grandmother?

- One bit closer to going through with the aforementioned Michael Douglas impersonation.
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Old 04-25-2008, 10:34 PM   #885
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Dear old bat who lives on Dedham Street in Canton, behind Blue Hills Country club,

It's not your fault that the mailbox is basically on the road, and I understand old people's needs to find companionship with pets, especially small stupid uptight dogs. Now when you take your small bred-to-be-stupid dog and put it on a 10 foot leash while your checking your mailbox that is three feet from the road during rush hour so it wonders onto the street in front of my car, that is indeed your fault.

Luckily for you the dog related a horn from my car to a "pissed off sound from a much bigger dog" and got out of the way pretty quick, but the bewildered look at your face as your turned around showed me that the dog learned the lessoned that day but you didn't.
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Old 04-25-2008, 10:51 PM   #886
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Dear off duty cop who rear ended the old lady at a red light in Glastonbury at lunch time today,

Thanks for the laugh.
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Old 04-26-2008, 07:53 AM   #887
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Dear Hyundia driver,

Thanks for tailgating me half way home yesterday. I'm sorry the 55 in a 40 I was doing kept you held up.

Thank you for giving me the room to pull over and let your bad self to go on at a speed suitable to your exalted driver status...70+ in a 40.

When everyone coming the other way was flashing thier highbeams you slowed down for the police man didn't you?

Did you see me stop and talk to him? Did you say to yourself "Why is he stopping?" Did you lie to him when you got pulled over 2 miles up the road, and I drove by with a **** eating grin on my face?

Hope you got a ticket, or had a suspended license or something.

Hope you hate me, because I hate you for tailgating ME on my street.

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Old 04-26-2008, 12:37 PM   #888
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Dear Hyundia driver,

Thanks for tailgating me half way home yesterday. I'm sorry the 55 in a 40 I was doing kept you held up.

Thank you for giving me the room to pull over and let your bad self to go on at a speed suitable to your exalted driver status...70+ in a 40.

When everyone coming the other way was flashing thier highbeams you slowed down for the police man didn't you?

Did you see me stop and talk to him? Did you say to yourself "Why is he stopping?" Did you lie to him when you got pulled over 2 miles up the road, and I drove by with a **** eating grin on my face?

Hope you got a ticket, or had a suspended license or something.

Hope you hate me, because I hate you for tailgating ME on my street.

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That's classic. Asshats also forget that we all have cellphones these days.
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Old 04-26-2008, 01:02 PM   #889
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Route 49?
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Old 04-26-2008, 07:28 PM   #890
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Dear Hyundai Santa Fe driver,

You ****ing douchebag. You cut me off while taking a left, and then toss the bird at me when I honk? I hope someone t-bones you into a ****ing tree next time you pull that ****.
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Old 04-27-2008, 08:12 AM   #891
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Dear lady..... in whatever you were driving,
Thanks for running the red light and almost hitting me. I wish you would have hit me. Seeing how fast you were going, I would be getting a new car.


Dear kid in the STR-4,
No I don't want to race you.. I like getting 25 MPG.
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Old 04-27-2008, 09:42 AM   #892
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Route 49?

Yes, RT 49. I don't drive slow, I 'm usually a few over the limit. Gimmee a break and give me a couple of cars lengths, please.

Are you going to attend the next Mohegan meet? We need to introduce ourselves to each other, being from the same town and all. Didn't realize you were there last month until the next day when pics were posted.

Mike
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Old 05-07-2008, 12:48 PM   #893
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Dear Greasy Fat Mini Van Driver,

Thank you very much for trying to speed up and run me off the road when you saw me put my blinker on to make a legal lane change with ample blinker time while going the 60 mph freeway speed limit. I apologize for the excessive wear you put on your hawk brake pads that come stock on your 91 Plymouth voyager when excessively slammed on your brakes to imply to all the drivers I cut you off. I'm sure they believed you since you continued to ride my ass pretending to follow me home. Sorry if my HKS Header, Invidia catless DP and no silencer Blitz nu spec combo made you pee a little, I just don't like you riding my a$$ especially since it just came out of the paint shop a week before. I also enjoyed you speeding past me and slowing down and then swerve in my lane to get my attention, only to line up with me at the light and call me a street racing loser, and then cry to me about how I am an inconsiderate A-hole cause your kids are in the van, and I am jeopardizing their safety. Enclosed is a certificate with gold star stating you are a dumba$$, please feel free to pin it to your headliner to help hold it up.

Yours Truly,
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Old 05-07-2008, 01:19 PM   #894
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Dear Greasy Fat Mini Van Driver
I love it!

Dear SRT-4 Ass Clown On Rt 2,

NO I dont not want to race you..... Just because my car has rims and and an exhaust does not mean that I race every ricer on the road! And NO my girlfriend who was driving behind me in her 3000GT does not want to race you either!! I saw you checking her out and acting like you had a pair between those skinny legs of yours! And I also saw her tell you to "F$%# Off" when you wouldn't stop hounding her! Next time if you dont take the hint, you will be receiving the pit-manuever into the guard-rail!

Have fun sucking at life rice boy!!!
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Old 05-07-2008, 10:38 PM   #895
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Enclosed is a certificate with gold star stating you are a dumba$$, please feel free to pin it to your headliner to help hold it up.
A.K.A Here's your sign.
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Old 05-07-2008, 11:20 PM   #896
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A.K.A Here's your sign.

A.K.A
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Last edited by morph1n3; 05-08-2008 at 05:36 PM. Reason: they're both rednecks.
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Old 05-07-2008, 11:26 PM   #897
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Angry dear birdy in the sky

stop pooping all over my car.. i just washed it 2 days ago and now i have 4 spots of your doo doo all over it
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Old 05-08-2008, 10:56 AM   #898
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A.K.A
Jeff Foxworthy sucks.
Dear Morph1n3

"Here's your sign" isn't Jeff Foxworthy.


Dear Middle Aged Asian Lady in the Mid '90s Toyota Mini Van,

Please learn how to drive. I'm sick of having to maneuver around you to keep the safe flow of traffic. I don't like it when you look like you're concentrating very hard on the road ahead of you, and forget to check your speed, and your surroundings. Your driving is not good. I'd appreciate it if you stayed off the road completely, and PLEASE spread the word to all your siblings.

Dear Guy in the Dodge Caravan with Kids,

SLOW DOWN!!! You've got kids in the car you f*$#ing MORON!! There's no need to fly by me when I'm doing 80, especially in your Caravan with the kids in carseats. There's no race between us, and there will NEVER be a race between us. STI's have NOTHING on your rocketship, so do us all a favor and show your kids the proper way to drive, that way they have more of a chance to make it to driving age.
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Old 05-08-2008, 11:50 AM   #899
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Dear Birdie in heaven,

OMG LOOKOUT.

That blue you just soared into was not the sky, it was my bumper.

RIP little guy.
hahaha

dear small bird trying to zip across 91 while i was cruising at 80..
next time, try flying 2 feet higher..
cant say i wasnt surprised tho

edit: just realized there will be no next time
r.i.p.
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Old 05-08-2008, 12:35 PM   #900
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Dear "Boston Trailer Rental & Sales" truck,

Thank you for sitting in the left lane on 95N and pacing the minivan in the right lane at a whopping 65 mph for 5+ miles.
I certainly appreciated when you finally moved over to the right lane to let me pass but changed your mind when I was halfway past you.
It gave me a chance to see how my brakes, horn and finger work in unison.

Sincerely,
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