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Old 06-18-2008, 02:43 PM   #951
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Old 06-18-2008, 04:20 PM   #952
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So he is either 1995 years old or he was 13?!?!

Either way, seeing a corpse drive or a kid driving who probably couldn't even see over the wheel must of been a site.
I meant 95 years old. lol

I suppose a 13 year old would be just as confused and disoriented as a century old man behind the wheel at that hour... hahaha
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Old 06-18-2008, 05:05 PM   #953
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dr mr. silver sti driver with your ridiculous body kit,
why do you feel the need to rev the piss out of your car every time you go by me(going the opposite way mind you) around boston rd and berkshire ave. do you expect me to turn around and chase you to race? do everyone in the subaru community a favor and buy yourself a honda!! thats what you belong in!!
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Old 06-18-2008, 05:23 PM   #954
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Dear moron lady on route 4 in Chelmsford the other morning:

They've been doing construction on that bridge by Bainbriges for at least a couple of years now. It's not like it should be a big surprise to you that both directions of traffic have to share that one lane. What did you really think was going to happen when you went through the red light 30 seconds after it had changed. And then when you met the oncoming traffic in the middle of the bridge (who had the green), where exactly did you expect them to go to get around you. Why did it take you a couple of minutes of sitting there getting screamed at to realize you were going to have to back up to let them through?
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Old 06-18-2008, 05:32 PM   #955
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^^^ hooooo boy on that 1
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Old 06-18-2008, 05:36 PM   #956
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Dear moron lady on route 4 in Chelmsford the other morning:

They've been doing construction on that bridge by Bainbriges for at least a couple of years now. It's not like it should be a big surprise to you that both directions of traffic have to share that one lane. What did you really think was going to happen when you went through the red light 30 seconds after it had changed. And then when you met the oncoming traffic in the middle of the bridge (who had the green), where exactly did you expect them to go to get around you. Why did it take you a couple of minutes of sitting there getting screamed at to realize you were going to have to back up to let them through?
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Old 06-18-2008, 06:32 PM   #957
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Dear EVO X Driver, thanks for going through the trouble of turning around, and reving your engine at me in the opposing lane. Not only did I lol but I did not even try to race you, thanks for the flash of the hazards. regards x subie owner, 03-G35 Coupe.
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Old 06-18-2008, 09:00 PM   #958
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Dear 80 year old couple in your dodge Journey, I am very glad that you noticed people were trying to merge onto the highway, however I am not happy that you decided that you would join me in my lane to let them on, as much as I like swerving into the brake down lane of a highway at 70 MPH I usually try to restrain myself. And then looking at me like I just pulled a gun on you when I look at you and throw my hands in the air like "what the hell were you thinking! But I also love the fact that you took it upon yourself to follow me and sit behind me and obviously write down my license plate #. It would not been as obvious if you had not handed the pen to your wife and pointed at me who was parked in front of you at the light. Then your wife squinting to see was a bit of a give away as well. Part of me wishes that I had gotten pulled over for, seeing I have alot of friends who are police officers in that town, I would love to nail you for giving a false report.

Sincerely the bugeye you almost put into a guard rail.
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Old 06-19-2008, 02:37 PM   #959
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Dear Toyota SUV driver w/V8 emblem on Dedham Street.

I was really confused. Where you tail gating me on purpose or do you just not know how to apply the breaks properly? I glance and your on my ass, I glance again and your not, and I glance again and your on my ass. This happened all the way from Washington to University. Since you are another woman in an over sized SUV with an huge engine required for it to move reasonably I'm going to go with that you just don't know how to drive.

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Old 06-19-2008, 02:54 PM   #960
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Dear Mazda sedan driver,
Thanks for the power lane change. I was almost by you in the passing lane, and listening to the comedy channel and drinking coffee when you swerved. My Whiteline sway bars and Prodrive springs and self calibrating brake foot are the only things thjat kept me from becoming part of your door.

The Hella Supertones are loud, aren't they?

Scared you right back into the lane from which you came....LOL.....boy did you cut back quick.

Peace, watch your blind spot better and oh yeah, don't forget to clean the poo from your shorts.

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Old 06-19-2008, 08:25 PM   #961
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yes that POS dodge neon was.
about a week later he had taken out the CAI and patched up his hood.
one rainstorm to many i guess

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was that on chandler street across from worcester state college?
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Old 06-19-2008, 11:59 PM   #962
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Dear Toyota SUV driver w/V8 emblem on Dedham Street.

I was really confused. Where you tail gating me on purpose or do you just not know how to apply the breaks properly? I glance and your on my ass, I glance again and your not, and I glance again and your on my ass. This happened all the way from Washington to University. Since you are another woman in an over sized SUV with an huge engine required for it to move reasonably I'm going to go with that you just don't know how to drive.

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Old 06-26-2008, 12:59 PM   #963
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dear SRT-4 driver on rt. 28 in salem nh. thank you so much for making that sick BOV go "PSHHHHeet!" next to my car. even though it woke up my 1 week old baby sleeping in the back. he was also very impressed by your BOV, i could tell by how loud he was crying.

i hope you enjoyed my comment of "no matter what you do to it, its still just a neon" when you slowed down so we could "race". then i turned into babies r us. haha
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Old 06-26-2008, 07:41 PM   #964
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Dear SRT4 driver thanks for diving by that cop like a moron on my street. it makes it all better that you spent all that money on a carbon fiber hood and not a radar detector and then you got towed which makes it even better. Now instead of buying a radar detector you get to spend your money on getting your car out of the impound
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Old 06-26-2008, 08:30 PM   #965
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Dear SRT4 driver thanks for diving by that cop like a moron on my street. it makes it all better that you spent all that money on a carbon fiber hood and not a radar detector and then you got towed which makes it even better. Now instead of buying a radar detector you get to spend your money on getting your car out of the impound
dude our s/n are almost the same haha
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Old 06-27-2008, 01:20 AM   #966
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Dear Mazda sedan driver,
Thanks for the power lane change. I was almost by you in the passing lane, and listening to the comedy channel and drinking coffee when you swerved. My Whiteline sway bars and Prodrive springs and self calibrating brake foot are the only things thjat kept me from becoming part of your door.

The Hella Supertones are loud, aren't they?

Scared you right back into the lane from which you came....LOL.....boy did you cut back quick.

Peace, watch your blind spot better and oh yeah, don't forget to clean the poo from your shorts.

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Dear douchebags on 93S,
I like how in the space of about 1/4mi, BOTH of you almost changed lanes into me.

Here's how it went down: 3-Series driver wasn't the hint that you shouldn't be in the left lane if you aren't passing someone. At the 93/3 merge, (s)he moves over a lane to the left, so I start to pass (on the right, because there was no lane to his left to change into). Then: brake lights, blinker, and Mr(s). 3-Series almost finds out whether my my fender is a lane of travel.
Horn*, a bit of a dodge just in case, and brakes on my part, and the 3 moves in ahead of me.
Then, the genius who caused the bimmer to move over like that tries it on me as well. This time, no brake lights, just blinker and moving. I don't budge this time, I just lay on the horn. Dumbass #2 finally realizes that there's actually more than one car on the road, and waits for me to pass before moving over.

so, douchebags, check your ****ing blind spots before you move over a lane.
- The Invisible Impreza.

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Dear ****face in the M3,
I don't know if you were trying to prove anything, but doing 60 in a 45 on 1A, and then almost rear-ending that Volvo that needed to take a left wasn't particularly impressive. Then you didn't even go a full mile before you turned off...
I guess when you gotta go, you gotta go (and then get eating by a mother****ing T-Rex.)
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Old 06-27-2008, 10:28 AM   #967
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Dear Toyota Camry with NH plates -D-S-G-

First off, I am working under the assumption that there is no connection to DentSport Garage. The driving habits certainly reflected this.

The on ramp going from Exit 4 on to Rte 93 south is about the longest on ramp I have ever encountered. For the first 1/2 mile, you were travelling at about 45-50 MPH, which is reasonable. Then for some unknown reason, you hit the brakes. There was plenty of room in front of the cars accelerating further away from you, no one in the right lane on the highway, and plenty of room to merge. Then you hit the brakes again, and slowed down to 45. There was still planty of room had you accelerated. Then we got to the merge point, you hit the brakes, and slowed down to 40, merging into a 65MPH sone. Had you accelerated ratehr than hitting the brakes, you would not have caused me to come to a near stop in the merge lane to avoid the 18-wheeler that had been travelling at 70 MPH that had to lock up its brakes to avid rear ending you. Seeing that you're old and going to die soon anyways, please do so in a manner so as not to take out others.

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Old 06-27-2008, 12:35 PM   #968
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Dear high school kids in your 1990s audi,

First things first to clear some things up for you. Yes it is an audi, but no the chrome rims you put on it and the body kit with no other work does not make it go faster. And yes your car does look lower with four people in it. Second I would not race you period even if you wanted to go to a track I wouldn't, you are not worth the gas. So that little speed up brake hard crap you were pulling only succeeded to let me hear that you have an exhaust leak (yes that puffing sound from the middle of your car). Third I loved how at Hampton beach, 25 mph zone with kids EVERYWHERE! You decide you and your buddies are going to show me how your stock tuned audi owns my car..... I bet you were pretty pissed when you looked over to see me just laughing at you, but I have to give it to ya when you sped away as a "what are you laughing at", you did do a good job hitting your brakes in time to avoid rear ending the mini van that had stopped to let a family cross. Please take your friends and go earn your Darwin award somewhere will it will not affect anyone else

Sincerly,
The the guy still laughing at you.

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Old 06-28-2008, 12:52 AM   #969
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yah that guy on chandler has a few extremely ricey non-srt4 neons lol. have you seen the white one with the graphics?
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Old 07-04-2008, 01:00 PM   #970
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ok so I go weeks without finding any morons on the street. But my god the last 2 days has been horrible. Everywhere I turn it seems I have had some sort of A$$hat trying to either race me, pass me, or driving in the other direction from me at a stop light spin his tires and stare me down while he almost hits the median! I dunno if the 4th of July has brought out all the crazy's this weekend.... .but man its anoying!

ok done with rant. I feel much better!
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Old 07-07-2008, 06:38 PM   #971
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Dear ****face in the Volvo,
I liked how you almost lost it in traffic when you cut across two lanes and down the edge of the uneven pavement that the SE Expressway currently consists of.
I non-sarcastically liked it when I just pulled back in the left lane after you passed and ended up ahead of you anyway.
Driving like a douche FTW.
- The guy who's glad he didn't end up in a multi-car accident like the people a few miles down the road.
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Old 07-07-2008, 07:19 PM   #972
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Dear Bitch in the White Toyota on Washington street in Canton,

Thanks for honking at me while I stopped to let the father and son cross who were standing in the cross walk. It did feel good to make eye contact with you via my review mirror while my left hand pointed them out to you. Don't know why you shook your head though. You probably realized how stupid you looked for not paying attention to the road since there was no cross traffic or parked cars to block your view.

Sincerely,
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Old 07-08-2008, 09:36 AM   #973
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Dear see you next tuesday in the white rav4 in avon,
i know you must have been half asleep as you were exiting dunkin donuts early this morning. i know you probably had not had a chance to drink your coffee yet and were probably still half asleep. However, when you chose to roll through that red light to take a right turn in front of me- it would have been nice if you had pushed on the pedal to the right. that one makes your car accelerate instead of continuing to roll along at 5mph. i loved having to jack on my brakes to avoid putting my headlights into your lap. its nice to know that right of way means nothign and that a red light is a suggestion. the fact it took you more than 50 yards to break 20mph was not iritating at all. i hope you enjoyed the sound of my horn for the remainder of your trip to work. i had hoped that the sound of my horn might have caused that cell phone shaped tumor on the side of your face to drop into your coffee, but alas it was not the case as you never put the phone down. no i was not following you, i merely happened to be heading in the same direction as you. i hope you rot in hell and learn that having a cup of coffee in one hand and a cell phone in the other is not an acceptable way to drive.

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Old 07-08-2008, 09:44 AM   #974
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Dear Crotchety old man in the Minivan,

I'm sorry I was bombing down central ave last night. I had been waiting at UHaul for 40 minutes to get boxes for moving, after going to the gym, and I need to get home to shower to go out for a Birthday. While I did make a right hand turn without using my blinker, and I apologize for that, there's no need to lay on the horn and give me the finger.

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the sweaty guy in the WRX.
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Old 07-08-2008, 05:06 PM   #975
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dear 3 dudes and 1 chick in a maxima,
thank you for making my birthday (the 7th) even better....heres why, its about 130 a.m. on my way home the long way cuz i enjoy a relaxing cruise on the way home, this retard, his girl, and 2 stupid buddies haul ass past me in front of the south shore plaza in btree. i ignore them, then at the next set of lights i pull up next to them, they rev the motor, lurch forward, and try everything in their power 2 race me. i ignore them again until the retard in the back seat throws a god damn raisin at my car so i launch the car and kick their ass....at the next set of lights he asks me 2 race again and i turn him down cuz im going the other way very politely, so he goes on to call my car a "gook" car and and says i wish i was a"gook" and makes fun of my mowhawk....i thank him and tell him he's embarrassed 2 get his ass kicked infront of his girl...

so thank you very much for making the 1st 2 hours of my birthday amazing and allowing me 2 laugh at u infront of ur girl,

sincerely,
the faster SRP bugeye
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