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Old 01-12-2009, 02:02 PM   #1326
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Dear Jeep,

I know why you're tailgating me because I was driving at 35-40mph after a snowstorm and theres potholes everywhere from the plows. Now I commute on this road everyday and theres a 2ft diameter and 1ft deep hole right in the middle of the road. Maybe if you didnt concentrate on tailgating me, you wouldnt have drove right in the hole..LOL. but anyways, thanks for not tailgating me after u drove right in to it.

kthxbye, blue camary that avoided the pot hole
Priceless. I see that happen a lot.
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Old 01-12-2009, 02:12 PM   #1327
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Priceless. I see that happen a lot.
it was awesome just seeing his passenger side drop in my rearview mirror and i knew the hole got him good
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Old 01-13-2009, 11:26 AM   #1328
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Dear BMW 5 series driver,

Out of curiosity, why do you sit in the passing lane in your $50,000 "Ultimate Driving Machine," but hit the brakes every time the road bends? And we're talking route 1 turns, not the Kanc, here.
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Old 01-13-2009, 06:07 PM   #1329
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Dear at&t phone gps navigation app,
When I ask for pedestrian directions, don't tell me to get on I-90. Especially when it's in a tunnel.
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Old 01-13-2009, 11:01 PM   #1330
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Dear red 09 wrx on 290 west,

I understand your new wrx has like 8,000,000 horsepower but you should probably keep it under 100 mph through the center of Worcester. State police like to sit in that area and I'm sure they wouldn't have been to impressed with that weaving around tractor trailers and other cars on the road all without using a blinker.

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Old 01-13-2009, 11:06 PM   #1331
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Today was amazing on the roadways.

Dear old guy in the Buick,
When I'm almost right next to you on the highway, coming over into my lane is most unwelcome, and just because you had your directional on doesn't mean it's ok. This caused me to slam on my brakes and switch lanes to avoid you. I'm glad no one was behind me or in the lane I had to swerve into.

Dear guy in the Audi SUV,
See the above letter to the guy in the Buick. Just because you have a directional on does not mean it's ok to change lanes INTO my car.

And now the finale....

Dear Mr. Important in the Toyota Camry,
You, sir, must be one important guy. Apparently, the highway belongs to you, specifically Rt.3 South. I really made you mad by traveling in YOUR fast lane, and you got so close to me that I couldn't see your headlights! It made you angry that I would not switch lanes into the car next to me to move out of the way (see above to read about my feelings on that subject). It made you so angry that you somehow blindly careened across 2 lanes, nearly killing a number of people, only to do that again in order to get in front of me and slam on your brakes.

When I switched on my high beams in appreciation for your daredevil maneuvers in the attempt to kill me and others, you began to wave around a laminated tag inside of your car, indicating how important you were. Was it the tag that entitled you to the ownership of Rt.3 South? Was it some sort of secret undercover police badge? Or, most likely, was it your Burger King name tag? I was not impressed. I was, however, impressed that you didn't somehow cancel yourself in the herd of slow moving cars up ahead with your 3-lane lane changes that you continuously did over and over again. Next time, Mr. Important, please make sure you get the CANCEL YOURSELF part right.

Sincerely,
The man who doesn't understand how some people have licenses.
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Old 01-14-2009, 01:20 AM   #1332
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Dear person in the Outback,

I am not sure why you decided to move into my lane on 109 in Milford just so you could stop, sit there, then decide to move into the turn lane so you could get onto the highway. And furthermore, when I honked my horn at you, why did you give me the WTF hands like I didnt have any right to honk at you. You are an idiot.

Sincerely,
The guy who hates you.

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Dear Nissan Xterra driver,

When the light is green, you go. You dont drive 10 feet, stop, and try to figure out which way to turn. Yes, I passed you so I could take my turn. I'm sorry if that made you mad enough to flash your highs at me when you finally did turn right after I passed you, but I didnt want to sit behind you at that green light anymore while you sat there like an idiot.

If you are lost, then pull over, maybe into that gas station that was right next to you, and then figure out where you are supposed to be going.

Sincerely,
The guy who hates you more.

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Dear people who do not know how to back up for more than 5 feet,

Backing up 100ft is part of your driving test, how did you pass if you cannot do that? I see you people all the time. You have to do a 3 point turn in a dead end parking lot because backing up that 25ft is way too hard for you. And if you get brave and do try to back out, you normally drive 2mph for 8 feet, then get scared and do a 3 point turn...which usually turns into a 10 point turn cause you suck and can't even do that right. You drive me insane.

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The guy who would take away your liscence if he could.
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Old 01-15-2009, 02:50 PM   #1333
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Dear non-highschool graduating Sears tire monkey,

I saw you pull out of the garage at mach 3 in my car. If you ever do that again I will use the tire mounting machine to disembowel you.


Sincerely,
Angry in Everett
^^^^ i second that!!
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Old 01-15-2009, 03:54 PM   #1334
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Dear Petter wannabe in the silver WRX with mass plates.
Real nice, flying onto 146 from 95 at 80+, especially when nobody else was going more than 70.
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Old 01-16-2009, 10:17 AM   #1335
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Dear H2 Driver on Central Street in Stoughton

If you have the following lights installed on your grill DON'T DRIVE WITH THEM ON.


Thanks,
Blinded driver

P.S. Good luck on the resale value hahahaha.
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Old 01-16-2009, 10:24 AM   #1336
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^^^
H2 FTW...I laughed all last summer watching the jerkoffs in their oversized penis extenders having to empty their wallet to fill them up...I will do the same this summer. (laugh that is)

Amen for my car still getting an average of 21mpg even with the way I drive it...and I hardly ever touch the highway and am boosting most of the time.
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Old 01-16-2009, 02:41 PM   #1337
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H2 FTW...I laughed all last summer watching the jerkoffs in their oversized penis extenders having to empty their wallet to fill them up...I will do the same this summer. (laugh that is)

Amen for my car still getting an average of 21mpg even with the way I drive it...and I hardly ever touch the highway and am boosting most of the time.
I swear, watching somebody drive on paved roads with that thing is like watching somebody cut steak with a machete.
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Old 01-16-2009, 04:13 PM   #1338
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Dear Night time mystery drivers,

I realize your old headlights arent very bright. But this does not give you the right to flash your high beams, because my low beams are bright. I hope you enjoy being momentarily blinded, when i slam on my highs for you.

sincerly,

the **** in the '09
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Old 01-16-2009, 11:28 PM   #1339
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Dear Civic/TSX/TL (I couldn't tell which) driver,
Don't use your highbeams in traffic on 95. Doucheface.
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Old 01-17-2009, 11:16 AM   #1340
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Dear idiots driving with no lights on at 6 AM in the rain/snow every morning,

I realized that during some times of the year it is light out at this time and you can see (and more importantly be seen), but the winter is not one of those times. What really amazes me is that its so dark I know you can't even see the speedo in your own car. Please just turn you freaking lights on (especially in the snow/rain!)

I see at least 15 people like this every single 40 minute ride to work in the AM.

-Sincerely the guy flipping you off (that you probably can't see because its too dark out)
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Old 01-17-2009, 06:53 PM   #1341
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Dear 75% of Framingham drivers,

You dont stop when pulling off of side streets. You dont use a directional. Hell, do you even look? It's becoming a daily occurance that I have to slam on my brakes so I dont hit you.
I realize there is alot of traffic in Framingham, but there will be more when you crash into someone.

Sincerely,
The guy giving you the WTF hands every day.
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Old 01-18-2009, 01:49 PM   #1342
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Dear storm,
THANK YOU for stalling out and dumping twice as much as was forcast.
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Old 01-21-2009, 09:36 AM   #1343
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Dear Mass Statie on 90 E last night about 15-20 miles before worcester (I have no idea what area that is)

THANK YOU (!!!!) for NOT pulling me over. God knows you could have, I was going fast enough. You just paced me until my dumbass realized you were behind me, pulled up next to me, flipped on your alley light to let me know you knew I was hauling ass and sped off. I appreciate the kind jesture, and I'm sure the other two people you did it to farther up the road did to.

Not getting a ticket for once when I actually deserved it = priceless
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Old 01-21-2009, 10:35 PM   #1344
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Dear Princeton cop,

Thank you for not giving me a ticket on the way back from Wachusett today. I am always respectable to officers but I don't even understand why you didn't give me a ticket for going 51 on a 30 (I really didnt realized it dropped to a 30 from a 40). Sorry I couldn't find my mom's registration apparently she hides it or something. Thank you for the break on my 11th time being pulled over.

Sincerely,
greatful outback driver
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Old 01-21-2009, 11:50 PM   #1345
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Dear EVO driver

Yes my car is a real ITR and yes i read your plate " VTECLOL" but doesn't it make you an ass that you tried to race me and rev so your bov can pop?

Sincerely,
trying to make it to work without dying.
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Old 01-22-2009, 12:19 AM   #1346
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Dear Princeton cop,

Thank you for not giving me a ticket on the way back from Wachusett today. I am always respectable to officers but I don't even understand why you didn't give me a ticket for going 51 on a 30 (I really didnt realized it dropped to a 30 from a 40). Sorry I couldn't find my mom's registration apparently she hides it or something. Thank you for the break on my 11th time being pulled over.

Sincerely,
greatful outback driver
You are a lucky man. Princeton is known for giving out tickets to people who are going less than 5mph over the speed limit.
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Old 01-22-2009, 12:26 AM   #1347
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You are a lucky man. Princeton is known for giving out tickets to people who are going less than 5mph over the speed limit.
I know. I really am greatful. I really didnt realize there was a drop in the limit though.
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Old 01-22-2009, 01:31 AM   #1348
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Dear 75% of Framingham drivers,

You dont stop when pulling off of side streets. You dont use a directional. Hell, do you even look? It's becoming a daily occurance that I have to slam on my brakes so I dont hit you.
I realize there is alot of traffic in Framingham, but there will be more when you crash into someone.

Sincerely,
The guy giving you the WTF hands every day.

Dear Kyle,

I Agree.

sincerely,
HOLY HELL, i almost got hit like 5 times today, and i hadnt even left the mall parking lot yet
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Old 01-22-2009, 09:26 AM   #1349
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Dear Mass Statie on 90 E last night about 15-20 miles before worcester (I have no idea what area that is)

THANK YOU (!!!!) for NOT pulling me over. God knows you could have, I was going fast enough. You just paced me until my dumbass realized you were behind me, pulled up next to me, flipped on your alley light to let me know you knew I was hauling ass and sped off. I appreciate the kind jesture, and I'm sure the other two people you did it to farther up the road did to.

Not getting a ticket for once when I actually deserved it = priceless
I think they call that light the "you better thank your lucky stars that I'm late getting to Dunkin Donuts" light.

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Old 01-22-2009, 11:58 PM   #1350
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Yes my car is a real ITR and yes i read your plate " VTECLOL" but doesn't it make you an ass that you tried to race me and rev so your bov can pop?

Sincerely,
trying to make it to work without dying.
http://neawd.com/showthread.php?t=167
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