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Old 06-11-2004, 09:59 AM   #126
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Dear Acura TL-s

If the big wall next to the fast lane is too big and scary for you, please opt for a less frightening lane to commute in, some of us middle lane people sure would appreciate not playing dodgeball with you.

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Old 06-11-2004, 10:55 AM   #127
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I just spit my coffee all over my screen.




Dear Pontiac Grand Am Driver,

I realize that you may or may not be the coolest guy in your trailer park rollin on mag 17s with your black on black color scheme but please keep your ignorance to yourself. If you pull up to me on a big, dusty road and proclaim, "Yo thats a SICK sticker you got on the back of your ride man. I heard of them intakes, thought about gettin one for my honey." Please be sure that the sticker on the back of my car is actually representing a modification brand. Hyperlite is a wakeboarding company. Better luck next time... oh and I saw the latest Mitsubishi ad too.. have fun sucking salty sea water.

Respectfully yours,
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Old 06-11-2004, 11:06 AM   #128
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HAHAHAHAHA

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Old 06-11-2004, 11:13 AM   #129
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A, maybe there's two companies?
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Old 06-11-2004, 11:38 AM   #130
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Dear Ram 1500 owner with the cool sounding exhaust that was pissed because he couldn't cut me off and had to try to prove his manhood at the next stoplight,

Next time, get the Hemi.
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Old 06-11-2004, 05:42 PM   #131
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A, maybe there's two companies?
Haha, yeah yeah.

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Old 07-23-2004, 07:16 PM   #132
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Dear Suzuki SUV driver,

thank you for coming into my lane on rte 7 in New Milford tonight. I really don't know why its a four lane road, and you decide to use mine (crossed double yellow into my lane, left lane heading north). Luckily, the A4 next to me saw what you were doing and slowed down, as I mashed the gas pedal and veered into the right lane to avoid you. I hope the m&m you dropped and tried to pick up (assumption) was worth the fact that you almost caused a head on collision (or even worse, for me, caused me to side-swipe the A4)...asshat (if I ever find you, you will be getting a driver (golf club) to the side of the head
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Old 07-24-2004, 02:33 AM   #133
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Dear Geriatrics of the Road,
Don't think that just because you are all older than dirt that you can drive better than some of the 'corrupted youth of the nation' and don't think that you can frighten us either with idle threats. You all need to check into nursing homes unless you can learn that you can't cut accross 3 lanes of traffic nearly t-boning me and expect me to remain idle when you almost hit my car that I WORK hard to pay for.

-Jason
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Old 07-24-2004, 06:38 AM   #134
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Dear Chick w/ RED SR-T neon

All because im next to you at a light doesnt mean you rev speeling that useless bov and smilling, i'll look but it doesnt necessarily mean i wanna race you theres a thing called common sence, why would i race you when i work right aound the corner? Next instead of trying to show ur red thing off look at my blinker
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Old 07-24-2004, 01:59 PM   #135
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Quote:
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Dear Chick w/ RED SR-T neon

All because im next to you at a light doesnt mean you rev speeling that useless bov and smilling, i'll look but it doesnt necessarily mean i wanna race you theres a thing called common sence, why would i race you when i work right aound the corner? Next instead of trying to show ur red thing off look at my blinker
That may have been the 12 sec srt chick from epping.
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Old 07-24-2004, 11:23 PM   #136
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Dear Redneck in your 1990-something F-15

It's a good idea to signal when you want to turn into your favorite liquor store in downtown Fitchburg and NOT just mash on your brakes and cause me, in my brand new car , to have jam on mine and pass on the right. Please think of the po' sucker behind you and NOT how liquored up your gonna get tonite.

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The Scoobie Newbie in the Impreza L

PS: I'll get better at these letter things! I promise!!
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Old 07-25-2004, 03:37 AM   #137
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Dear half asleep semi driver,

Go get some redbull or something. I would rather not have you merge ON me. I dont drive a black honda civic with green neons like in the movies.

-Todd
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Old 07-25-2004, 08:18 AM   #138
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Dear possibly drunk driver,

You stay on your side, I'll stay on mine. Thanks.

Adrenal-filled Mike
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Old 07-26-2004, 07:19 AM   #139
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That may have been the 12 sec srt chick from epping.
I dont know shes quite cocky though and doesnt seem like a racer... looks are deceiving but i cant wait to get my mods on
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Old 07-26-2004, 12:07 PM   #140
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Dear Mr. SRT-4 driver on 495E to 24S yesterday ...

1) I'm towing my car with the Tahoe, I don't have the same accelleration that you do...
2) So yes, I know it's a turbo Neon... you don't have to remind me know by lifting again... and again, and again, and again so I hear the BOV.
3) It's great your car can do 100 and then brake... and slow down and then do 100 again and slow down so you're next to me again.
4) I also didn't know that Neons seats didn't have adjusters.. yours must have been broken becuase it didn't look like you could see over the steering wheel you were laid back so much. Must be that great Doge quality shining through.
5) The Orange 'pulse' lines on the side of your car? Looks more like a Richter Scale than an actual pulse.... or, it could be the pulse of a 10 cent crack whore looking for her next fix.

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Old 07-26-2004, 12:32 PM   #141
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KC,

You think was he threatened by your Subaru on a trailer or by the Tahoe pulling a trailer?
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Old 07-26-2004, 01:57 PM   #142
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Dear idiot walking with their wife and dog,

Please do not gesture for me to slow down on the empty road while I am going 22 in a 25 MPH zone with no traffic and good visibility. If you think that 22 MPH is too fast, please write your state senator for NH and tell them to remove the law that the says that outside of a school zone, no public road in NH shall have a speed limit less than 25 MPH. If you are going to wave at me to slow down regardless of how fast I am going, I will make sure that in the future I will be going fast enough to warrant you waving me to slow down. You are almost as irritating as the neighbor who gestured for me to slow down, but did not gesture for my mom whom I had been following for 5 miles to slow down a few years ago.
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Old 07-26-2004, 08:10 PM   #143
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Dear Tumbling Dick Weed in a Silver Golf GTI,

(picture me in the left lane, minivan in right lane, and broken down rust fvcket trying to merge onto the highway)

Why, for the love of god, did you pass me four wide, straddling the rumble strip with one wheel on the grass, on route 9 this morning outside of Hartford just to show off how your n4wZ3d up g0lf can go 0-95mph in under 1.2 sec?

Respectfully yours,
I hope you die.

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Old 07-27-2004, 07:33 PM   #144
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Dear person in red caravan packing 50 Derby stickers on the rear glass and 100% limo tint,

That's REAL nice that you only have ONE fat finger and like to show it off to the world.
Too bad your child is the ONLY honor roll student in your family.
Stay off the road during rush hour if you can't handle the fact that it will take more than 10 mins to bring back your steaming mocha. Better yet, take a timeout, park your moving obstacle, and drink it.

Here's to hoping you choke on it,
-FU
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Old 07-29-2004, 03:34 PM   #145
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Dear 107 year old man,

What are you doing with that brand new M3, why do you always go 25 in a 45, and can I have the car when you die in three weeks?

Sincerely,
A guy just trying to get home from work.
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Old 07-29-2004, 03:48 PM   #146
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That kinda sounds like the guy who drives around the hills of Pawling, NY (very windy by the way) by my parents house. He does not travel over 15mph... but he pulls over to the side of the road to let people pass when he see's them.

Here's the kicker... People want to report him to the local authorities not because he is traveling 15mph in an un-marked zone (basically means 55mph) but because he blasts oldie's music as he drives. They want to report him for noise violations.

Did I mention he drives one of the brand new vettes (don't remember the designation). Pretty soon the bumper of his car is gonna find the front end of some poor sap who comes around a corner (not knowing the guy is there) and belts him. I almost got him once, but luckily he does, in some instances, know how to use the gas pedal.
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Old 07-29-2004, 03:54 PM   #147
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Dear Dumbass in the Saleen Mustang,

When you see traffic backed up for 3 miles, it does you absolutly no good to rev your engine, weave back and forth between lanes (at 5 mph) and generally act like a dick.

I am glad you almost hit the gaurd rail trying to pass people on the right of the white line, how did it feel to be pinned there with noone willing to let you back in line.

Last time I checked, saleens didn't have massive body kits and most certainly did not say saleen across the back ..... in vinal.

And last but not least, you forgot the saleen standard roll bar.

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Old 07-29-2004, 04:19 PM   #148
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I hate people who try to muscle their way in front of others in traffic.

Why do they think their time is more important, and I should wait for them?
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Old 07-29-2004, 07:59 PM   #149
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Dear green pickup blocking traffic,

Please adhere to the KEEP TO THE RIGHT EXCEPT TO PASS law or you will be erased from this planet. 45 in 55 mph zone will not suffice during rush hour.

Sincerely,
The management

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Dear fake tanned blonde floozy in BMW 3 series in Hartford area with CT license plate LITL 7,

Wake up 10 minutes earlier and stop weaving like you've got an F1 car under your belt. Your car practically broke loose 17 separate times over the bumps on 84, not to mention the 7 semi-tractor trailers you tried your best to wreck so you could get 2 cars further ahead in bumper-to-bumper traffic.

Sincerely,
Hoping you made it to work without KILLING ANYONE with your car

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Old 07-30-2004, 08:59 AM   #150
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Dear Male Audi TT "pilot:"

First and foremost, your girlfriend is extremely attractive, indicating to me you are either compensating, or more likely a homosexual, and she confides in you and loves to go shopping with you because you clearly have better style and taste than most men. The look on her face as you rolled up next to me on heavy Route 1 traffic... during rush hour... AT A RED LIGHT... was priceless: yes- you revved your engine, I glanced to see what the comotion was about, she looked over at me, and she rolled her eyes (in this fashion: ). I couldn't help but laugh. (in this fashion ) Almost indicating to me you have something to prove to every fast-looking car on the road.

You then proceeded to light up all four tires out of a red light, get to about 40mph, dodge and weave in between 3 lanes of very heavy traffic with mere mortals swerving to avoid your amazing display of driving sk1llz.

Oh, BUT WHAT happens at the next stop light about a mile up the road?! OMFG?!?!!!!!11 There you are again- RIGHT NEXT TO ME!!!!! It's almost like all your attempts to "out-run" me and drive everybody else off the road failed miserably, and here all I did was drive the speed limit, and stay in my lane!!!!!!eleven!!!!1111

Here's a thought: /yourself, and let the g/f drive the car- at least she won't drive like an asshat.
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