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Old 05-28-2009, 09:34 AM   #1726
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Ooooh, that's my favorite part. Soon after the guys try to steal Will's car. Haha.

"Bad boys bad boys...whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when we come for you...Ah ha na eh na hay..."

"Dude, you REALLY need to learn the words to the song..."
Dear DocCola,

This is the "dear neon driver" thread, not the "i j it to bad boys" thread

kthnxbye
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Old 05-28-2009, 09:38 AM   #1727
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Dear DocCola,

This is the "dear neon driver" thread, not the "i j it to bad boys" thread

kthnxbye
Deam Massachusettes drivers,

I hate ALMOST all of you.

Kthxbye.

Dear Wawa,

Better now?
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Old 05-28-2009, 09:54 AM   #1728
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Deam Massachusettes drivers,

I hate ALMOST all of you.

Kthxbye.

Dear Wawa,

Better now?
Dear Doc,

when are we hanging out?

LOL Yep that's better
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Old 05-28-2009, 10:50 AM   #1729
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Dear Wawa,

Cookout at my house saterday with my girl/son/her sister & a few other friends. Your welcome to come by. PM me for address & phone number. Hope you like burgers & hot dogs!

The Doc

PS- I still hate most M******* drivers (gotta keep it on topic!)
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Old 05-28-2009, 11:02 AM   #1730
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Dear Wawa,

Cookout at my house saterday with my girl/son/her sister & a few other friends. Your welcome to come by. PM me for address & phone number. Hope you like burgers & hot dogs!

The Doc

PS- I still hate most M******* drivers (gotta keep it on topic!)
Dear Doc,

I wanna come too!!

Unfortunately I'll probably be moving all weekend, so I don't know if it's in the cards.

Sincerely,

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Old 05-28-2009, 01:16 PM   #1731
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I wanna come too!!

Unfortunately I'll probably be moving all weekend, so I don't know if it's in the cards.

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Have no fear mang, PM en route!
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Old 05-28-2009, 02:58 PM   #1732
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Totally forgot about my totally awesome drive home during lunch...

First off Jackholes on Rt 9, stop jumping in my lane for NO reason when you see me aproaching behind you 20mph faster than your driving. Yes, I have Brembo's, but NO I don't want to have to replace them every other friggen month!

Next, to the DUMBASS lost hill billy mother ****er (or cousin ****er, doesn't matter to me) driving on Rt 30 towards Marlboro. When the speed limit sign says 35, do 35, not 20-23mph, when it says 45, same thing, do 45, not 30-34mph. Follow the speedlimit and stop fluctuating speed. That is why I passed you illigally. I hope you enjoyed the flame I threw at your ****box Ford and the stain you had in your pants. Had I stayed behind you I might have made it home in time for dinner tonight. *******.

Lastly, to the dumb oh so gangsta white boy in the green Jeep on 85 through Southboro & Marlboro with your straight brimmed backwards hat and friggen cell phone glued to your ear "cuz yo sucha p-i-m-P." GET THE **** off the road moron.

A. you are not cool driving your hand me down jeep
B. keep your hands on the wheel, 4 times I saw your truck swerve into the opposite lane because you felt the need to emphasize your point gesturing with your hands to someone on the phone
C. **** you
D. Hope you enjoyed my 2nd flame in 3 miles. I was not intimidated when you got on my ass after I legally passed you, though I did laugh when you almost plowed into that boom truck.

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Old 05-29-2009, 07:37 AM   #1733
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Dear jacked up Ford Turbo Diesel,

Coming into work today was especially fun, and I just want to take the time to thank you. On the 2 lane highway coming in, because you sit so high up, you more than likely like to count the cars that stack up behind you as you keep pace with the car beside you.

How did I know you like doing that? Because as that car you were pacing was doing 5 under, the cars in the left lane behind you stacked up, and the cars in front of you were now about a mile away. But here's your tell... when that car exited beside you, and I took the right lane to go around... you must have fed your snail hampsters some crack, because a very large puff of black smoke erupted from your tailpipe and you just started taking off. Me being non-chalant and in 6th gear doing 50mph, I couldn't downshift fast enough to get ahead. So I just let you go.

Then, you caught up to the last car in the right lane that was a mile down the road and slowed down again. Very odd behaviour that must be studied. Your hampsters must have been very, VERY tired... sprinters more than likely, and not endurance runners.

After catching up with the normal flow of traffic, with you in the left lane again, I pull in behind you and what do you know... you're doing 5 under again as the traffic in front of you starts to pull away. I feel sorry for your hampsters, running out of steam like that. Must be nice to give them a rest every now and then. (Confirming they're sprinters and not the endurance type.)

Well, the line of traffic in the left lane starts to accumulate behind you once again. 1 mile. 2 miles. 3 miles of no exits and there are now two solid lanes at least a mile back because you like to see how many can pile up and because, again, you sit so high up in the clouds, you can count them more than likely.

But you see, I'm ready this time for the next exit coming up. A very popular exit for cars to take. Doing 45 still, that means I can be in 2nd gear. I start downshifting... 5th...4th...3rd... higher RPMs... 2nd... 45 puts me right at the sweet point in this little car. And over your engine and hampsters, you can't hear my engine revving a bit high... I look UNDER your chassis and see there's no one in the right lane as the car you were pacing exits also...

I go.

biiig black puff of smoke from your tail, I can literally *hear* your turbo spooling as you heave more crack to your sprinter hampsters... but I'm already beside you... 3rd... and I'm pulling away... 4th... and you're now about 3 car lengths behind and I pull into the left lane as I catch up to right lane traffic and still going, but you're about 2 car lengths and haven't given up yet. Traffic. I slow, you're still coming. Come on! You can see there are cars in front of us, my car roof doesn't even clear the top of one of your tires!

Finally you let up and end up a few inches off my bumper.

Car in front pulls into right lane, I get into 3rd and punch it about 3 car lengths in a blink and while the truck just realized what happened, there's now a gap, and the car I passed pulls back into the left lane. I keep going. Truck is stuck in traffic.

*end*

Note... I've encountered this truck before in my Titan, and my old civic. And this is his behavior in the morning as witnessed by myself and upon discussing it, some co-workers know of the truck also and have witnessed his shenanigans... memorable stickers, etc... He slows do to the slowest car on the road and just blocks traffic. Next time anyone sees him blocking traffic like this, we're going to just call in a drunk driver to the town cops. Enough calls, they may just do something about it.

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Old 05-29-2009, 07:54 AM   #1734
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Dear jacked up Ford Turbo Diesel,

Coming into work today was especially fun, and I just want to take the time to thank you. On the 2 lane highway coming in, because you sit so high up, you more than likely like to count the cars that stack up behind you as you keep pace with the car beside you.

How did I know you like doing that? Because as that car you were pacing was doing 5 under, the cars in the left lane behind you stacked up, and the cars in front of you were now about a mile away. But here's your tell... when that car exited beside you, and I took the right lane to go around... you must have fed your snail hampsters some crack, because a very large puff of black smoke erupted from your tailpipe and you just started taking off. Me being non-chalant and in 6th gear doing 50mph, I couldn't downshift fast enough to get ahead. So I just let you go.

Then, you caught up to the last car in the right lane that was a mile down the road and slowed down again. Very odd behaviour that must be studied. Your hampsters must have been very, VERY tired... sprinters more than likely, and not endurance runners.

After catching up with the normal flow of traffic, with you in the left lane again, I pull in behind you and what do you know... you're doing 5 under again as the traffic in front of you starts to pull away. I feel sorry for your hampsters, running out of steam like that. Must be nice to give them a rest every now and then. (Confirming they're sprinters and not the endurance type.)

Well, the line of traffic in the left lane starts to accumulate behind you once again. 1 mile. 2 miles. 3 miles of no exits and there are now two solid lanes at least a mile back because you like to see how many can pile up and because, again, you sit so high up in the clouds, you can count them more than likely.

But you see, I'm ready this time for the next exit coming up. A very popular exit for cars to take. Doing 45 still, that means I can be in 2nd gear. I start downshifting... 5th...4th...3rd... higher RPMs... 2nd... 45 puts me right at the sweet point in this little car. And over your engine and hampsters, you can't hear my engine revving a bit high... I look UNDER your chassis and see there's no one in the right lane as the car you were pacing exits also...

I go.

biiig black puff of smoke from your tail, I can literally *hear* your turbo spooling as you heave more crack to your sprinter hampsters... but I'm already beside you... 3rd... and I'm pulling away... 4th... and you're now about 3 car lengths behind and I pull into the left lane as I catch up to right lane traffic and still going, but you're about 2 car lengths and haven't given up yet. Traffic. I slow, you're still coming. Come on! You can see there are cars in front of us, my car roof doesn't even clear the top of one of your tires!

Finally you let up and end up a few inches off my bumper.

Car in front pulls into right lane, I get into 3rd and punch it about 3 car lengths in a blink and while the truck just realized what happened, there's now a gap, and the car I passed pulls back into the left lane. I keep going. Truck is stuck in traffic.

*end*

Note... I've encountered this truck before in my Titan, and my old civic. And this is his behavior in the morning as witnessed by myself and upon discussing it, some co-workers know of the truck also and have witnessed his shenanigans... memorable stickers, etc... He slows do to the slowest car on the road and just blocks traffic. Next time anyone sees him blocking traffic like this, we're going to just call in a drunk driver to the town cops. Enough calls, they may just do something about it.

--kC
he must have a confederate flag screened on his rear window
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Old 05-29-2009, 08:44 AM   #1735
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Sounds like a totally jackass. What would make someone want to do that? When I was stationed in Washington state there was this group of morons that use to go out on I5 and drive with 1 car in each lane at 40mph to block traffic. They were so confident in what they were doing they kept doing it over and over and eventually got caught.

My favorite thing about Washington State Police, they WILL ticket you for impeading the flow of traffic by blocking the left lane.

KC, I admire you messing with the jack hole in the truck. I don't know if I would have had that kind of patience or if I would have found a way around him on the median or break down lane.

I think he needs to get caught pulling this little stunt because he obviously thinks it's okay to do so. When you call it in make sure you have the police waiting at the next one or two exits. Don't want them getting stuck in that traffic.
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Old 05-29-2009, 06:39 PM   #1736
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I'm just going to start this by saying I'm so pissed this post is coming from the ferry to nantucket.

Dear prick in the mercedes box suv,

**** you. This doesn't begin to describe our encounter. I was minding my own business in the right lane on rt 3 and I got behind a slow bus. I put my blinker on and when the car on my left passed, I had 3 car lengths to change lanes. By the time I entered the left lane, your chrome bullbar was no more than 7 inches from my bumper. If I wasn't on a schedule, I would have slammed on my brakes.
This wasn't enough, you immediately decided to flip me off. Since I knew your type, I returned fire right away. You then got in the right lane and tried to run me off the left side of the road. Yes I downshifted to 3rd and took the shoulder you piece of ****. And yeah I hit high speeds trying to make the merge after the cape cod tourist rest stop. You caught up to me after... 3 miles. Then proceeded to take your phone out and call the cops

Hey, black mercedes mass plates 37637, **** you, because the cops aren't helping your stupid ****ing ass.

Sincerely,
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Old 05-29-2009, 08:04 PM   #1737
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Dear SRT-4,

i know your car has a turbo im sure its stage 11 with a 20 puck clutch made of carbon kevlar

i hear your 2 step as well as the wonderful smell of gas

but no i will not race your yes my car is low and has "baller" wheels as you so graciously pointed out but you see its a volkswagen gti i do not kid myself nor do i race ever

im sorry this made you angry and you then had to floor it away on lexington street in waltham good choice i really wish that cop had seen you do that

sincerly,

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Old 05-29-2009, 08:06 PM   #1738
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^ wawa, I can find out his address if you wish.
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Old 05-29-2009, 08:17 PM   #1739
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^ wawa, I can find out his address if you wish.
if you do, i know where next week's quincy meet will be
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Old 05-29-2009, 08:20 PM   #1740
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^ wawa, I can find out his address if you wish.
Done. He needs a ****ing piece of my mind
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Old 05-29-2009, 09:39 PM   #1741
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K, but think it will have to wait till Monday cuz the data base is only open Monday-Friday during normal business hours. Possibly tomorrow. I'll let ya know morrow
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Old 05-29-2009, 11:20 PM   #1742
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Do I smell a "special" meet?! Lol

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Old 05-30-2009, 02:37 AM   #1743
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Dear Tow truck driver from Wallingford CT,

Im sorry that turning onto a 2 lane on ramp soon merging to one (you came from right into right lane and I from the left into the left lane) I gassed it a past your flatbed towtruck to merge into one lane. You layed your horn on...why?? I dont know, it was legal when I was infront of you there was still another 75feet before it was one lane.

Now on the 3 lane highway you feel the need to show me how big your flatbed really is. Flying up on my a** and nearly, I mean a matter of inches!!! rearending me while switching to the middle lane. You get stuck behind slower traffic and as I'm traveling with faster traffic Im now even with your bed you feel the need to try and sandwich me between you and the gaurdrail. After slamming my brakes I decided enough was enough and showed you how long my middle finger is. You didnt really like that and started yelling at me as I was passing you again. As your yelling at me trying to tell me to pull over and sort this out like a real man, my buddy in the passenger seat decided it was a great time to show you his nipples. He lifted his shirt and started rubbing them gently. I guess you didnt like that either because you started yelling more and pounding the side of your truck with your fist. Then I started to fake wack off and air hump my steering wheel all while making kissy face at you. Meanwhile my sister in the back seat has nearly passed out from laughter. You obviously didnt like how we were enjoying your reactions, throwing your hat at the windshield and punching your steering wheel. Then you decided to make shure the side of your truck was clean, hoping we would call and make a complaint. (Im not dumb, your boss would probably take your word over mine so it was useless)

As we were pulling onto our lefthand exit you looked over and flipped us the bird. All three of us just smiled and waved. I hope you had as much fun as we did.

-the little subaru with army green wheels

BTW: posted very early in the morning, forgive my spelling.
edit: I wouldnt normally do this sort of thing but I couldnt resist, after all I did nothing wrong.

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Old 05-30-2009, 03:05 AM   #1744
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Dear newer Impala SS driver,

I know you have an Impala SS. That's one fancy piece of machinery! I know that it looks like the ones the NASCAR good ol' boys drive. And I knew you really wanted to race my little rice burnin' import on Rt.3 between Kingston and Hingham tonight to show me what "real American muscle" is. Gee, how did I know? Well, maybe it was because you did 3 pulls on me without my consent? Or was it because you paced me for a few miles before you gave up and flipped me off?

You see, I didn't want to race your big, stupid, gold, wrong wheel drive, unnatural, V8 hanging over the front axles, 80/20 weight distribution piece of crap. I was simply commuting home with my girlfriend after getting dinner in Plymouth, and didn't realize Rt.3 was a sanctioned track! FYI, the highway is NOT a raceway. If we were at New England Dragway or (even better) a road course, I would have happily trounced your stupid, unbalanced, half-assed factory mistake. You had enough trouble staying in the marked lanes piloting that crapbox. I highly suggest NEVER trying what you did tonight again, seeing that both you and your car cannot handle the simple act of driving down a straight road.

Sincerely,

The guy hoping you would cancel yourself in the 2009 WRX, in hopes that I could salvage your wrong wheel drive 5.3 after you wrecked that POS and drop it in a Fiero for some correct-wheel-drive ridiculousness.


Oh and P.S.,
Your crapbox doesn't have anything to do with "American Muscle". Read above. You and your gold piece of crap suck.

Yours truly,
The 2009 WRX owner who has some REAL American muscle in the driveway, in the form of a couple of 2nd Gen Trans Ams.
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Old 05-30-2009, 06:31 AM   #1745
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YO' - G Muney,

I see yo' pimp ride.
Yo' POS yellow Tiberon
You be chillin 10 lengths back yo...
Yo' head be slanted
All lookin thru da' steering wheels, yo' So chill....
Yup, YO' DATS my signal light G, I be changing to yo' lane
Yo' Muney, Whys yo' fart can erupting?
O', Yo' wanna cut me off from 10 spots deep?
NO
O', yo' wanna ride my ass from 1-2ft away G?
NO

[insert MASSIVE brake check here]

Yo', G Muney, how you like doing 10 mph on the interstate, while I bang gears to leave?

Peace out yo'......
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Old 05-30-2009, 02:50 PM   #1746
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Do I smell a "special" meet?! Lol
Yep, and it isn't road rage because he legitimately tried to take me out. Mother ****er
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Old 05-31-2009, 12:57 PM   #1747
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dear neon driver,

i know its totally awesome to upgrade your fmic and remove the stock wing and think that the combo will make you faster. unfortunately for you, your small mind couldnt comprehend that the loud car with the roll bar wasnt probably the best one to pick a race with. what proves your lack of evolution is the fact that after you received the spanking, you meet me a mile down the rode at a stop light and tell me that your car is only running "4" pounds of boost shows your complete lack of knowledge of your own vehicle. sir you are a retard, and is say good day to you!

I said GOOD DAY! lol
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Old 05-31-2009, 04:11 PM   #1748
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dear neon driver,

i know its totally awesome to upgrade your fmic and remove the stock wing and think that the combo will make you faster. unfortunately for you, your small mind couldnt comprehend that the loud car with the roll bar wasnt probably the best one to pick a race with. what proves your lack of evolution is the fact that after you received the spanking, you meet me a mile down the rode at a stop light and tell me that your car is only running "4" pounds of boost shows your complete lack of knowledge of your own vehicle. sir you are a retard, and is say good day to you!

I said GOOD DAY! lol


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Old 05-31-2009, 06:09 PM   #1749
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dear Audi a4,

slow the F*** down when you drive by my house.

1. 65 in a 35 =
2. sweet rims yo
3. driving with your left hand and your cell on your left hear holding with your right hand and leaning forward so your head is half out the window =

you fail
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Old 06-02-2009, 05:53 PM   #1750
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Dear:

- Lady in a beat up Accord
- Blonde girl in an 08 Impreza
- Guy in a Jeep Liberty
- Girl lost pulling a u-turn in Camry

I realize that it's hard to handle all of the controls of the car, like turn signals, steering wheel, etc. when your hands are otherwise occupied, but hang up the effin' phone and pay attention to what you are doing on the damn road! Not a one of you even saw that there we other cars in your way as you turned, changed lanes, pulled U-turns, sped by at 90 mph...and this was just during my commute home yesterday.

I would vote, today, for the hands-free phone law. Right now, sign me up.

Interesting follow up: Though I saw the girl in the Impreza about 1/2 an hour from home, it turns out it was my next door nieghbor. I thought the car was DGM when I saw it on thr road, it's black, and she had the phone in front of her face to the point where I couldn't recognize her.
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