Dear Neon Driver - Page 72

Ogden · 06-09-2009, 10:35 AM

...if only it was just Boston. Stupid drivers are everywhere, though there are an awful lot of them in Boston.

This morning's commute was not too bad, the only thing I had to deal with was the Astro Van that was in the left lane, but decided he wanted to drive 65 instead of 80. Instead of pulling into the HUGE open gap in traffic behind me (doing 70 with the rest of the traffic in the middle lane) he sped up to pass me, then squeezed in between me and the car in front of me....and then slowed down to 65. I was coming up to my exit, so I just moved right early, but still...PITA.

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Garandman · 06-09-2009, 12:57 PM

Dear 20-something female Legacy GT driver,

When exiting a parking lot, it is helpful to look right to see if there are any pedestrians on the sidewalk before leaving the parking lot. Otherwise they might be tempted to kick your rear door in, even if they, too, own a Subaru.

wawawrx · 06-15-2009, 10:48 AM

Dear lady in the 1999 gold pathfinder,

After i put my blinker on and switching lanes into your lane, as there was at least 5 feet of gap room, and i didn't slow down whatsoever, you decided to let me know i was number one. normally i would just ignore it, but i felt like being

this morning, so i figured, hey why not. you pulled up on side of me and gave me a very mean look, so i proceeded to wave and smile. this was only the preface to me dropping a gear, pulling up behind you, and testing that brand new set of hella's i just put in friday... mmm that felt good didn't it at 7:30??

Sincerely,
Looking for an excuse to honk excessively

island boyeee · 06-15-2009, 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wawawrx

set of hella's i just put in friday

aaahhemmm...

btw i was in the same mood this morning. retard wouldn't get out of the fast lane (doing about 50) so i proceeded to drop to 3rd and give them a nice WOT wake-up call

JellyFishSlapFight · 06-15-2009, 11:21 AM

Dear Ford Edge driver,

Thank you for riding my azz the whole way to work this morning (50miles).

Sincerely,

BTW why can't MA drivers figure out that they are supposed to yield when getting on a highway? Seriously it's like everyday, you beep and they give you that I've never been wrong in my life look.

I think it is time to buy some hella's.

island boyeee · 06-15-2009, 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JellyFishSlapFight

Dear Ford Edge driver,

Thank you for riding my azz the whole way to work this morning (50miles).

Sincerely,

BTW why can't MA drivers figure out that they are supposed to yield when getting on a highway? Seriously it's like everyday, you beep and they give you that I've never been wrong in my life look.

I think it is time to buy some hella's.

hey man, they have AWD too! lol my mom has one

and +alot on the hellas

JellyFishSlapFight · 06-15-2009, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cybersailor420

hey man, they have AWD too! lol my mom has one

and +alot on the hellas

Ya a vendor was selling hella's for $55 at the WBM yesterday but were sold out by the time I got there

island boyeee · 06-15-2009, 01:14 PM

streetsideauto.com $50.77 for Hellas shipped. there's also a coupon code that i forgot. just google it

JellyFishSlapFight · 06-15-2009, 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cybersailor420

streetsideauto.com $50.77 for Hellas shipped. there's also a coupon code that i forgot. just google it

Hella ya (sorry bad pun) but seriously thanks for the info, they will be mine!

island boyeee · 06-15-2009, 01:49 PM

glad i could help

i've installed 7 sets so far, 5 bought from there. i'm def puttin in a second set after hearing a guys dual setup at the show

DHGurs · 06-15-2009, 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cybersailor420

streetsideauto.com $50.77 for Hellas shipped. there's also a coupon code that i forgot. just google it

Found it. It is DAD and 15% off. It looks like I need to buy two sets though, because under $50 they charge you $10 for shipping.

island boyeee · 06-15-2009, 02:32 PM

go through the whole checkout process and see, i believe they don't charge you any more after using the coupon... but yea, that's a good excuse to buy 2 sets

DHGurs · 06-15-2009, 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cybersailor420

go through the whole checkout process and see, i believe they don't charge you any more after using the coupon... but yea, that's a good excuse to buy 2 sets

Yeah, thanks to you I just bought two pairs of Supertones...

island boyeee · 06-15-2009, 06:38 PM

hahaha i'm jealous!!! i seriously should become a registered vendor for that site lol

ok, back on topic about crappy drivers

badgerwrx · 06-15-2009, 06:52 PM

Dear buttbag,

There is really no need for you to cut me off with only 5 feet between us on the highway when I am doing 75 and not in passing lane. (Eerily similar to a previous post on this thread

hmmmmmmmmm)

To the 16 year old la douche in the old white Sentra there is also no need for you to tailgate me by just a few feet when there is someone in front of me. I can't make them go any faster!! Somehow I wish you failed your drivers test.

To the general public... people are getting so impatient when driving and generally being *&%^(& No wonder our heart disease rate is so high

JellyFishSlapFight · 06-18-2009, 10:59 AM

Dear everyone on 95N,

…………………………

anickode · 06-18-2009, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by badgerwrx

To the general public... people are getting so impatient when driving and generally being *&%^(& No wonder our heart disease rate is so high

I think the heart disease thing has more to do with people inhaling big macs and supersize fries while driving...

PlasticFoamMan · 06-18-2009, 08:56 PM

Dear Camry Driver in Lexington Center,

I sincerely appreciated your exceptionally poor driving the other day, when instead of alternating traffic merging into one lane from two, you attempted to pass me LONG after the merge--no less, on the RIGHT. I also really liked nearly slamming into a 'yield for pedestrian' sign at a crosswalk while evading you as you came out of my blind spot to pass me on a one lane road!

P.S. I didn't have to follow you for nearly as long as I did, but I hope you enjoyed the highbeams I treated you to. They are quite bright, aren't they?

Sincerely,

anickode · 06-19-2009, 12:06 AM

Dear woman in the mercedes S class...

Making a U turn in bumper to bumper parking lot style traffic across 4 lanes, over railroad tracks, with a fire engine (with lights flashing and siren blaring) trying to make its way up the middle turn lane because you're too impatient to wait ur turn through the intersection is just stupid to the point of it being potential grounds for being shot. I wish you were the one on fire.

me

zero7starz · 06-19-2009, 12:39 AM

Dear K10 drivers,

The posted speed limit is 70. Not 60, not 55... 70! So driving 65 in the fast lane because you think your speeding is rather aggravating. Increasingly so because everyone else is going 60 because they think YOU are speeding. Moreover, when I find a spot to pass you (in the right lane because you're parked and refuse to move over), trying to speed up and cut me off is only going to embarrass you.

Yours truly,
Me

DocCola · 06-19-2009, 07:56 AM

Had an interesting couple days, more than a few incedents are "Dear Neon Driver" worthy...

First off, Dear Delivery truck driver on Rt 2a in Ayer Wendsday evening,

YOU, jackass, do NOT own the road in your 5 ton delivery truck. As I am driving down the road doing the speed limit with my MOTHER in the car (on the way to a wake no less) you decided you just HAD to pull out into traffic on the other side of the road at the LAST possible second for me to stop, and I barely stopped.

Then, while cradeling your cell cell phone in your sholder, shifting and trying to drive over my hood you still manage the famous Bostonian "WTF you doin' man I was here first" face.

HAD my mother not been in the car with me I would have pulled you from the truck and curb stomped you mother ****er.

DIAF.

NEXT:

Dear Dumb ass 18 wheeler driver going down 495S yesterday afternoon at 12pm,

In Massachusetts it is illigal for any vehicle towing a trailer to occupy the 3rd lane of a 3/4 lane highway, this is extremly true for an 18 wheeler such as you, and exceptionally true when you try to occupy the space that I am in with NO turn signal, no warning, you just literally SWERVED right into the lane.

I was in a pretty bad mood after attending my brother in laws funeral yesterday morning, but thank God I was paying enough attention to see your action in the nick of time and swerve into the small sholder and slam on my brakes, avoiding hitting the grass and spinning out.

Thank God ever more I didn't have my son/gf/anyone else in the car. I wish I could have beat you to within an inch of your life for that stunt.

Learn how to handle your rig *******, you could have killed me, then my family would be buring another person under 25 this month douche bag.

Sincerly

I wish I didn't have to travel on retarded New England roads with retarded New England drivers.

rinsed · 06-19-2009, 10:20 AM

Dear a$$ hole in the civic,

If you stop your car in rush hour traffic to "holler at your boy" one more time, rinsed will rip off your fart can and shove it up your...

You know what? Just get a job.

Regards,

rinsed

JellyFishSlapFight · 06-19-2009, 10:23 AM

Are yield signs just a suggestion in MA and RI?

At least three times a week I need to beep at someone trying to merge right into my car as they are getting on the highway. Then I get the hand gestures and the wtf face from the merging vehicle.

The latest is this morning from a not so nice man in a white work van. (fist shaking angrily in the air)

scf · 06-19-2009, 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JellyFishSlapFight

Dear Ford Edge driver,

Thank you for riding my azz the whole way to work this morning (50miles).

Sincerely,

BTW why can't MA drivers figure out that they are supposed to yield when getting on a highway? Seriously it's like everyday, you beep and they give you that I've never been wrong in my life look.

I think it is time to buy some hella's.

Being from Joisey, I still don't get this. Uhm, you're slowing down to hit an off ramp, the one coming on the highway is speeding up to merge with traffic. Too many times a car FLIES past me only to slam on their brakes to get to the off ramp. Meanwhile I'm squirrely trying to avoid them.

DocCola · 06-23-2009, 08:29 AM

Dear Lady driving her white oversized Toyota SUV yesterday on 135 in Natick,

You see that big spoiler on my trunk? Or the wide, low stance of my car? Hear that loud deep exhaust? All of that and more add up to one thing, a performance car that is not a cheap throw away vehicle like your Toliet-ota. Which means I get pretty pissed off when I am tail gated by you. I couldn't even see you ****ing headlights out my rear window over my spoiler. Funny though because I was considering brake checking you in traffic but it just "happened" anyway when the utility truck infront of me got cut off. Yea, I hit my brakes much harder than I needed to because God knows I had MORE than enough room to stop, but I wanted to show you that YOU didn't.

I know damn well I scared the **** out of you and I'm glad. I hope you had to go back to your office walking funny to change your **** stained granny panties. Don't tail gate me again and we won't have a problem.

-The guy who know's how to drive in all traffic/road situations

It's no wonder I am trying everything in my power to convince the woman that we DO NOT infact need a mini-van or SUV to haul the kid(s) around and that we could do just fine with a nice WRX wagon or something.

06-19-2009, 10:20 AM	#1797
rinsed Scooby Specialist Member#: 167870 Join Date: Dec 2007 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: boston, ma Vehicle: 2007 STI UGM	Dear a$$ hole in the civic, If you stop your car in rush hour traffic to "holler at your boy" one more time, rinsed will rip off your fart can and shove it up your... You know what? Just get a job. Regards, rinsed Last edited by rinsed; 06-19-2009 at 10:32 AM.

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wawawrx Scooby Guru Member#: 200730 Join Date: Jan 2009 Chapter/Region: MAIC Location: Conshohocken Vehicle: 2008 \\\/\/RX SWP	Dear lady in the 1999 gold pathfinder, After i put my blinker on and switching lanes into your lane, as there was at least 5 feet of gap room, and i didn't slow down whatsoever, you decided to let me know i was number one. normally i would just ignore it, but i felt like being this morning, so i figured, hey why not. you pulled up on side of me and gave me a very mean look, so i proceeded to wave and smile. this was only the preface to me dropping a gear, pulling up behind you, and testing that brand new set of hella's i just put in friday... mmm that felt good didn't it at 7:30?? Sincerely, Looking for an excuse to honk excessively

06-15-2009, 11:21 AM	#1780
JellyFishSlapFight Scooby Newbie Member#: 210852 Join Date: May 2009 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: RI Vehicle: 2004 WRX Wagon PSM	Dear Ford Edge driver, Thank you for riding my azz the whole way to work this morning (50miles). Sincerely, BTW why can't MA drivers figure out that they are supposed to yield when getting on a highway? Seriously it's like everyday, you beep and they give you that I've never been wrong in my life look. I think it is time to buy some hella's.

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island boyeee Scooby Guru Member#: 171758 Join Date: Feb 2008 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: Quincy, MA / St. John, USVI Vehicle: 2006 WRX Ltd Stg m@! Blk&Grn / 08 Daytona 675	streetsideauto.com $50.77 for Hellas shipped. there's also a coupon code that i forgot. just google it

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island boyeee Scooby Guru Member#: 171758 Join Date: Feb 2008 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: Quincy, MA / St. John, USVI Vehicle: 2006 WRX Ltd Stg m@! Blk&Grn / 08 Daytona 675	glad i could help i've installed 7 sets so far, 5 bought from there. i'm def puttin in a second set after hearing a guys dual setup at the show

06-15-2009, 02:32 PM	#1787
island boyeee Scooby Guru Member#: 171758 Join Date: Feb 2008 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: Quincy, MA / St. John, USVI Vehicle: 2006 WRX Ltd Stg m@! Blk&Grn / 08 Daytona 675	go through the whole checkout process and see, i believe they don't charge you any more after using the coupon... but yea, that's a good excuse to buy 2 sets

06-15-2009, 06:38 PM	#1789
island boyeee Scooby Guru Member#: 171758 Join Date: Feb 2008 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: Quincy, MA / St. John, USVI Vehicle: 2006 WRX Ltd Stg m@! Blk&Grn / 08 Daytona 675	hahaha i'm jealous!!! i seriously should become a registered vendor for that site lol ok, back on topic about crappy drivers

06-15-2009, 06:52 PM	#1790
badgerwrx Scooby Newbie Member#: 79505 Join Date: Jan 2005 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: Newmarket, NH Vehicle: 2005 Mazda 3 hatch Grey	Dear buttbag, There is really no need for you to cut me off with only 5 feet between us on the highway when I am doing 75 and not in passing lane. (Eerily similar to a previous post on this thread hmmmmmmmmm) To the 16 year old la douche in the old white Sentra there is also no need for you to tailgate me by just a few feet when there is someone in front of me. I can't make them go any faster!! Somehow I wish you failed your drivers test. To the general public... people are getting so impatient when driving and generally being *&%^(& No wonder our heart disease rate is so high

06-18-2009, 10:59 AM	#1791
JellyFishSlapFight Scooby Newbie Member#: 210852 Join Date: May 2009 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: RI Vehicle: 2004 WRX Wagon PSM	Dear everyone on 95N, …………………………

06-18-2009, 08:56 PM	#1793
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anickode Scooby Specialist Member#: 141633 Join Date: Feb 2007 Chapter/Region: MWSOC Location: Ann Arbor, MI Vehicle: 2002 WRX Wagon Shiny new silver!!!	Dear woman in the mercedes S class... Making a U turn in bumper to bumper parking lot style traffic across 4 lanes, over railroad tracks, with a fire engine (with lights flashing and siren blaring) trying to make its way up the middle turn lane because you're too impatient to wait ur turn through the intersection is just stupid to the point of it being potential grounds for being shot. I wish you were the one on fire. me

06-19-2009, 12:39 AM	#1795
zero7starz Scooby Newbie Member#: 211002 Join Date: May 2009	Dear K10 drivers, The posted speed limit is 70. Not 60, not 55... 70! So driving 65 in the fast lane because you think your speeding is rather aggravating. Increasingly so because everyone else is going 60 because they think YOU are speeding. Moreover, when I find a spot to pass you (in the right lane because you're parked and refuse to move over), trying to speed up and cut me off is only going to embarrass you. Yours truly, Me

06-19-2009, 07:56 AM	#1796
DocCola Scooby Newbie Member#: 193844 Join Date: Nov 2008 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: Tacoma, WA (From Boston) Vehicle: 2011 WRX hatch/DGM, 06 R6, 01 ZX6R, 06 Evo	Had an interesting couple days, more than a few incedents are "Dear Neon Driver" worthy... First off, Dear Delivery truck driver on Rt 2a in Ayer Wendsday evening, YOU, jackass, do NOT own the road in your 5 ton delivery truck. As I am driving down the road doing the speed limit with my MOTHER in the car (on the way to a wake no less) you decided you just HAD to pull out into traffic on the other side of the road at the LAST possible second for me to stop, and I barely stopped. Then, while cradeling your cell cell phone in your sholder, shifting and trying to drive over my hood you still manage the famous Bostonian "WTF you doin' man I was here first" face. HAD my mother not been in the car with me I would have pulled you from the truck and curb stomped you mother **er. DIAF. NEXT: Dear Dumb ass 18 wheeler driver going down 495S yesterday afternoon at 12pm, In Massachusetts it is illigal for any vehicle towing a trailer to occupy the 3rd lane of a 3/4 lane highway, this is extremly true for an 18 wheeler such as you, and exceptionally true when you try to occupy the space that I am in with NO turn signal, no warning, you just literally SWERVED right into the lane. I was in a pretty bad mood after attending my brother in laws funeral yesterday morning, but thank God I was paying enough attention to see your action in the nick of time and swerve into the small sholder and slam on my brakes, avoiding hitting the grass and spinning out. Thank God ever more I didn't have my son/gf/anyone else in the car. I wish I could have beat you to within an inch of your life for that stunt. Learn how to handle your rig *****, you could have killed me, then my family would be buring another person under 25 this month douche bag. Sincerly I wish I didn't have to travel on retarded New England roads with retarded New England drivers.

06-19-2009, 10:23 AM	#1798
JellyFishSlapFight Scooby Newbie Member#: 210852 Join Date: May 2009 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: RI Vehicle: 2004 WRX Wagon PSM	Are yield signs just a suggestion in MA and RI? At least three times a week I need to beep at someone trying to merge right into my car as they are getting on the highway. Then I get the hand gestures and the wtf face from the merging vehicle. The latest is this morning from a not so nice man in a white work van. (fist shaking angrily in the air)

06-23-2009, 08:29 AM	#1800
DocCola Scooby Newbie Member#: 193844 Join Date: Nov 2008 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: Tacoma, WA (From Boston) Vehicle: 2011 WRX hatch/DGM, 06 R6, 01 ZX6R, 06 Evo	Dear Lady driving her white oversized Toyota SUV yesterday on 135 in Natick, You see that big spoiler on my trunk? Or the wide, low stance of my car? Hear that loud deep exhaust? All of that and more add up to one thing, a performance car that is not a cheap throw away vehicle like your Toliet-ota. Which means I get pretty pissed off when I am tail gated by you. I couldn't even see you **ing headlights out my rear window over my spoiler. Funny though because I was considering brake checking you in traffic but it just "happened" anyway when the utility truck infront of me got cut off. Yea, I hit my brakes much harder than I needed to because God knows I had MORE than enough room to stop, but I wanted to show you that YOU didn't. I know damn well I scared the out of you and I'm glad. I hope you had to go back to your office walking funny to change your ** stained granny panties. Don't tail gate me again and we won't have a problem. -The guy who know's how to drive in all traffic/road situations It's no wonder I am trying everything in my power to convince the woman that we DO NOT infact need a mini-van or SUV to haul the kid(s) around and that we could do just fine with a nice WRX wagon or something.