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Old 09-08-2009, 05:09 PM   #1876
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how's that new wagon goin??? this is "island boyeee" from NESR
Dude LOVING the wagon! It's good to see some of the NESR guys on here!
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Old 09-11-2009, 07:38 PM   #1877
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Dear numerous idiots in Northern NH and VT,

The fast lane is for people who want to go above the speed limit. Notice those odd signs that come up ever so often saying "keep right unless to pass", please do so.

Also if you are going 60 and the person in front of you is going 59, please speed up if you really need to pass, as opposed to slowing down or keeping a steady 60 mph in the fast lane.

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Old 09-11-2009, 08:30 PM   #1878
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Dear Dood in white Legacy GT with gigantic exhaust pipesgetting onto 93N from the Broadway bridge this morning.

Do you blast off from every traffic light, or just when a WRX is behind you? You sure kicked butt on that Toyota Celica that was next to you at the light.

Unless it's a cargo van or an ambulance, men don't drive white cars.
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Old 09-12-2009, 02:46 AM   #1879
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Unless it's a cargo van or an ambulance, men don't drive white cars.
i'd be willing to put that bull**** of a statement to a test...
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Old 09-12-2009, 12:55 PM   #1880
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will everyone knows you're not a real man, it's ok
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Old 09-12-2009, 01:23 PM   #1881
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you're right

i'm THE man.

ok that was gay haha
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Old 09-13-2009, 01:56 PM   #1882
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case and point? i think so
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Old 09-13-2009, 06:35 PM   #1883
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Dear 99% of the people that drive on highways,

You car has cruise control use it! there is no need for your speed to vary +/- 15mph because of i slight incline.

You are the cause of traffic.
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When there is a sign saying left two lane closed 1 mile ahead don't wait 1.5miles before you decide to move over to the right lane.

You also cause traffic

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Old 09-13-2009, 07:36 PM   #1884
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i'd be willing to put that bull**** of a statement to a test...
Knock yourself out!
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Old 09-13-2009, 07:53 PM   #1885
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dear woman in the old white...something o.O
when i pulled up to a stop sign in oxford ma 2day, you were just pulling through the intersection...and i could have sworn you did a burn out because of the blinding cloud of smoke i had 2 drive through when i pulled through the intersection, however i found this strange seeing as how i didnt hear any tire squeal...so at the next stop sign i was right behind you and as you pulled away, and out of your muffler came the largest amount of smoke i have ever seen...this cloud of smoke engulfed my whole car a i drove through it... O.O ......you should prolly get that checked out

-the guy who cant believe the amount of smoke your car emits
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Old 09-22-2009, 08:11 AM   #1886
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Dear Iraq thanks for giving me road rage.
I second this.

Dear Chevy Tahoe/Suburban flying down Rt 2 East through Leominster,

I am willing to bet you learned your lesson. When you see an Evo and a super sport motorcycle obviously traveling together down the highway, it's probably best not to drive like an asshat near them. But you did. You came FLYING up through traffic with the intention of trying to pass us (the Evo was being driven by me with my gf in the car, my buddy was behind me riding MY motorcycle) in the tight turns going through Leominster. When we came up on a car in the right lane you thought it would be a good idea to cut off my buddy on MY bike who was tailing me closely anyway.

Big mistake buddy.

Especially when you started riding my ass, I decided to slow down and keep you trapped. My buddy moved to the right lane and when you did not get off my ass it was clear what I had to do. I made it very obvious when I down shifted from 6th to 5th then to 4th. When you still didn't remove your oversized penial extension from my rear bumper I laid on my brakes, hard. All the while keeping my right foot on the gas I scared the ever living **** out of you. You were so close your head lights dipped below my trunk for a moment as you swerved and almost ended yourself into a wall. I could not stop laughing as you struggled to regain control of your truck and not crash.

I hope you learned your lesson to NOT tailgate people in sports cars and to especially NOT cut off their friends riding on a motorcycle right behind them. I hope you enjoyed the rest of your night and that it wasn't to hard to clean the **** stains out of your underware.
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Old 09-22-2009, 11:44 AM   #1887
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Dear gangster, flatbrimming Brotato in the Chrysler 300,

First off, nice Ebay headlights with all the LED's haphazardly strewn about in there. What kind of look were you going for, the lights-blinking-out-of-sequence tv spaceship navigation panel look?

Second, when you are at a merge on the highway, and you are more than a few car lengths behind a car (that I happened to be driving), the proper procedure is to simply merge behind that car. This is simple. Apparently, when you live the Brodawg suburban thug lifestyle, that means you have to pull some type of Midnight Club-DUB Edition manuvers that include passing me and the car in front of me in the BREAKDOWN LANE (illegally at 8:30 PM, mind you) and careening across both lanes in attempt to look cool. Also, how embarassed were you when I still passed you in the slow lane going 60 MPH after that maneuver? You fail. Hope you enjoyed the middle fingers of both me and the guy in front of me.

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Old 09-25-2009, 10:22 AM   #1888
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Thanks for breaking into my girlfriends car last night, nice way to start my day.
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Old 09-25-2009, 11:22 AM   #1889
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Dear Parnets dropping yoar kids off at school: The dropoff lane convienantly has room for 5 cars in a row. The reason for this is so that 5 cars can all pull up and all teh yoar kids can get out and then everyone gets out so they can drive to work. When you instead pull up to the door instead of 2 car spots ahead.....then get out of yoar car to help yoar perfectly capable 9 year old out of the open minivan door, you are no help. Yoar a moron. This is one place that I wish I had a BOV since I'm the guy behind you with my kid already out and half way to his class and yes....I'm freaking driving around you because yoar such a moron that it takes you 5 minutes to drop off yoar kid. I hope yoar tire goes flat.

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Old 09-25-2009, 01:26 PM   #1890
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Dear Hingham Police Dept.,

When my fiancee hysterically calls the police because a man tried to break into her car while she was parked in it, and then we both see the same guy trying to break into a Honda Accord down the street, I fully expected you guys to pick the guy up and bring him to the station. Instead, you questioned him and you believed him when he said he was "just walking home". Do your Goddamn jobs!!! Seriously, there have been a ton of break-ins on my street lately, and you would think that the cops would do something, especially when we caught a guy in the act! Thanks a lot!

Sincerely,

Appalled at how lazy local cops can be.
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Old 09-25-2009, 06:44 PM   #1891
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Dear Black Honda accord sedan messing with me on 93N on wednsday,

Are you trying to get sponsorship from Honda for a carreer in racing? Well 93 North isnt the place to do it you Fn Moron!! First you came flying up behind me after I had merged onto the highway from the northquincy ramp, obviously you were intent on boosting your ego by keeping up with my STI as I had hit 80 by the time I was over to the left lane. Then you decided to distract me by moving over in the right lane and hanging out off my right rear door while I was trying to relax after my job..

When you realised that I wasnt paying attention to your annoying reckless driving, you fly by me on my right while I am loafing along in 6th gear at 65, cut in front of me as if you were driving a lamborghini or Ferrari...or wanted to force me to see your amazing honda in action LOL! and then get in the left lane in front of me...pretty Fn dumb because as I looked at the highway in front of me as if the heavens above parted the road in front of us by divine intervention I notice that there is a good half mile of empty highway in front of me....thank you UNIVERSE! So I pull into the right lane and creep along in 6th and pull up next to you and you try to pull away LOL!! Never even had an interest in looking at you or your tin can....BYE BYE!!..as I watched my boost creep up pushing the accelerator slowly to the floor...5PSI 8PSI 10PSI I looked next to me and you were not there LOL!! you were now behind me trying to catch up and then I just floored it...didnt need to downshift...I wont say how fast I was going but my guess is you probably buried YOUR speedo by the time I was a 1/4 mile ahead of you and I started to slow down...and by some universal poetic justice I realised I was listening to Prodigy..."Smack my Bitch Up" on my CD player LOL!!
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Old 09-25-2009, 07:11 PM   #1892
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^ i shoulda never told you to get a boost gauge... haha
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Old 09-25-2009, 07:58 PM   #1893
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Dear Parnets dropping yoar kids off at school: The dropoff lane convienantly has room for 5 cars in a row. The reason for this is so that 5 cars can all pull up and all teh yoar kids can get out and then everyone gets out so they can drive to work. When you instead pull up to the door instead of 2 car spots ahead.....then get out of yoar car to help yoar perfectly capable 9 year old out of the open minivan door, you are no help. Yoar a moron. This is one place that I wish I had a BOV since I'm the guy behind you with my kid already out and half way to his class and yes....I'm freaking driving around you because yoar such a moron that it takes you 5 minutes to drop off yoar kid. I hope yoar tire goes flat.

Love, Moddykins
Dear Jack,

I believe it is spelled YORE!

Sincerely,
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PLEASE DON'T BAN ME!
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Old 09-25-2009, 11:43 PM   #1894
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Dear Honda hatchback drivers at Wellington circle. Your exhausts sound like ducks farting through a kazoo. I really don't want to race off the line with you, and going WOT just makes the duck sound angry. I really wanted to point and laugh, but I was too busy facepalming. Oh, by the way, every car on that show was a Ford, you silly gooses.
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Old 09-25-2009, 11:46 PM   #1895
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Dear slow people on route 9.

The speed limit by the state police barracks in Framingham is 50MPH! Don't go 40 in the left lane. Don't go 30 in the right lane. Drive the speed limit!

Thank you for your time and attention.
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Old 09-26-2009, 03:08 AM   #1896
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Dear Mr. Cobalt,

As I was passing you and saw that massive silver muffler making a horrendous noise on the highway, I couldn't help but think, "Oh no, here we go again." I was just trying to get to my destination. However, as I passed you, I seemed to notice the decibel level of your exhaust increased dramatically. This wouldn't have been so bad had you decided to accelerate and leave me be, but you decided it would be grand to just stay right next to me and annoy me with that awful noise coming out the back of your car.

When I accelerated in 6th gear it wasn't to race you, I was just to leave that mind numbing sound behind. Low and behold you followed me. When I moved over to the middle lane, I was hoping you would just pass and leave me alone. Yet you insisted on driving right beside me trying to give me a headache.

Once I realized you weren't going away, I just decided to play with you. I gave you a little taste of 4th gear, but you didn't take the bait and fly away like I expected you to (Damn). So again, I moved over, to the slow lane this time, and STILL you paced me. As I got off the highway I think you finally realized that I really didn't care about you, or your terrible sounding slow car.

Sincerly,



PS - I think you should take your car to the shop and get it looked at. It's making a really bad noise whenever it's on...
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Old 09-26-2009, 10:54 AM   #1897
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Ha ha ha...true THAT! You have created a monster!
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Old 09-26-2009, 11:06 AM   #1898
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i'd be willing to put that bull**** of a statement to a test...
a guy with a SP white car would say that haha...jp
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Old 09-29-2009, 10:17 AM   #1899
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To the 3 'Brotatos' in the beat up '96 - '01 silver RS on the Route 6/Route 10 connector in Providence this morning,

If all three of you morons didn't have your hoodies up around your stupid heads blocking out the rest of the world during commuter traffic, you may have seen the BRIGHT RED pickup truck right next to you as you changed lanes. I blew my horn but you just continued to change lanes. I couldn't get over as there was another car right next to me so I had to lock up the brakes to avoid the collision. Once I was about 2 car lengths behind you, you took off the hoodie and looked in your rearview. Everything looked normal at that point so you made faces and mouthed obscenities as if I were the *******.


PS: Next time I'll put you in the wall.
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Old 11-06-2009, 11:33 AM   #1900
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Dear Saab 9-5 wagon driver,

Had you put your cell phone and coffee down, as you were pulling out of your driveway still trying to buckle your seat belt, you might have seen me in driving in the road. Instead, I had swerve away and off the pavement so that you would not broadside me, nor my 9 month old sun in the back seat. You are going to get yourself and possibly someone else killed if you don't smarten up.
Set your alarm 5 minutes earlier. Get up, make that urgent phone call while you are at the house drinking your coffee. You might want to think about buckling your seat belt BEFORE the car starts moving.






Dumbass.
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