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Old 11-13-2009, 10:08 AM   #1901
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Dear Slammed 99ish Civic Owner;

You followed me out of the parking lot of North Shore Community College obviously seeing that as i was doing 10mph i was clearly still letting my car warm up fully. As I casually pulled out onto the single lane of rt 1 (due to construction) you tailed me but not to close which was nice of you as I had initially expected the worst. I mozied along at a slow but respectable 65 mph in 5th with no desire to kill myself to get home. I was quite content until i heard an obnoxious buzzing coming from the rear of my car. As i looked into my rear view mirror i realized that you are so close to me that i can no longer see you front headlights (this scares me) i slowly accelerated to peel you off my bumper, but you would not budge, you obviously just couldnt wait another five hundred feet until the second lane re-opened and i would have gladly moved out of your way. As lanes break to two there is a car coming on the on ramp that is approximately 1.5 cars behind me i accelerate a lil more so that i can curtiously move into the right lane but again your impatience gets the best of you. You drop (i dont know how many gears i heard before one finally made you move forward) and decide to split the gap between myself and the car behind me that i am clearly signalling and beginning to turn infront of. At wide open throttle you creep up beside me (im now putting at 70 with no throttle application) give me this silly/creepy/angry grin and drop another gear (not sure on the count now and i start to wonder how many you have as they seem to be infinite and all lacking power) and almost instantly you rev limiter bunces, you shift and continue to creep by me, i now begin to smile as this is actually quite fun to watch you struggle (i bet your teeth are also clenched as you wisper "comon comon you got this baby" ... to yourself as you pass i realize that you arent spewing smoke out of your muffler but rather a straight section of rusted pipe where your muffler used to be (looked like it rusted off and you rather enjoyed the sound to me) its taking you quite some time to pass so i have a chance to really take your cars features in, and in my head i am designing an extendable hook attached to my car that latches onto your MASSIVE anodized tow hook (that looks to be about as big as the ring of a strut tower brace... mabye larger) in order to improve my gass mileage.

.......and then it comes, and i knew it would, so i dont know why it surprized me. the moment your rear bumper clears my front on come the hazards. You have done it, you have one, you can now brag to all of your friends that you have defeated a wrx in an all out street battle on rt 1 (nov 9th 2009 a date that will live in infamy) i laugh.

I later find myself sitting next to you in traffic ("boy all that smoke and noise got you far", i think to myself) i am clearly laughing outloud even, i also crack my window so that in case your blind you can here me. YES I AM LAUGHING AT YOU>>>>DOUCHER

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-peed myself laughing-
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Old 11-13-2009, 02:17 PM   #1902
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I love this thread. Every body on NASIOC should know about this thread.

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Old 11-13-2009, 02:55 PM   #1903
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I know I am not part of NESIC but since I am in NY I figured you should all be aware of this since you are close by:

Dear Brotato in your 200? Mustang,

As I was driving at about 8:00 at night in the right lane doing 45 crusing to get off the highway in about 300 feet, you were just getting onto the onramp merge onto the road. The particular on ramp you were approaching on gave you over a hundred feet to merge onto the highway behind me where there were absolutely no cars for a large distance. I saw you in my rearview mirror and kept driving along until suddenly where the onramp ends (you clearly had over a hundred feet of unobstructed feet to merge onto the highway with) I see you speeding up right next to me then pacing me with about 20 feet of onramp left before it turned to dirt. I saw you staring at me saying some obscene remarks but didn't pay attention to you since as i stated before, you still had ample opportunity to merge behind me and go on your way. But your tiny Ginzo-gel-soaked brain could not comprehend this and at the last second you looked over at my car and cut in front of me missing me by inches causing me to slam on the brakes. When I layed on the horn you gave me the finger, when I turned on my brights you had to cover your eyes and scrambled to cover your rearview mirror. I could not tell which reflected more of my high beam, the mirror or the 20lbs of gel holding you hair in place. I laughed....alot.

Next time I will experiment and see how good your Mustang handles in the dirt. At least if you crash your gel will act as a helmet and protect whats left of your brain.
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Old 11-13-2009, 04:18 PM   #1904
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Dear WorkZone Haters on Rt 2 the other day,

I realize it's 8:30 in the morning and you are heading to work but when there are signs saying "fines will be doubled in work zones" and "Reduce speed to 45" while they are repaving the road...this does not mean that you can pass me in the breakdown lane when i'm doing between 45-50 so that YOU can go 65-70. I realize that the work zone is 5 miles or more but that doesn't mean you can speed through it as long as you don't see a police officer. you know that loud noise you heard when you passed me? Ya that was my horn.... you don't pass someone on the right when there's no right lane to use.

And to you Mr. Middle Finger.....if you weren't such a dirt bag I wouldn't have to lay on my horn for 2 min while you are passing me.

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Old 11-13-2009, 06:45 PM   #1905
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Dear short fused truck driver on rt. 1

............... Did you really flip me off, pull to the left lane to get next to me in a attempt to chew me out, simply because I switched from my daytime running lights to my headlights?

Sincerely,

Still confused driver.
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Old 11-13-2009, 07:18 PM   #1906
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FAIL! The fast lane or "passing lane" is for you to pass people, not for you to go above the speed limit... Otherwise I agree with people not moving over in the passing lane! So anoying!

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Dear numerous idiots in Northern NH and VT,

The fast lane is for people who want to go above the speed limit. Notice those odd signs that come up ever so often saying "keep right unless to pass", please do so.

Also if you are going 60 and the person in front of you is going 59, please speed up if you really need to pass, as opposed to slowing down or keeping a steady 60 mph in the fast lane.

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Old 11-13-2009, 08:40 PM   #1907
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FAIL! The fast lane or "passing lane" is for you to pass people, not for you to go above the speed limit... Otherwise I agree with people not moving over in the passing lane! So anoying!
In NH we have a bunch of 2 lane highways. When two people are going 65 next to each other in a 65, that is annoying and stupid. I always stay to the right except to pass, but when I want to pass someone, I don't want to get stuck behind someone going .5 mph faster than the person he is trying to pass.

No fail here
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Old 11-14-2009, 01:35 AM   #1908
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dear asshat in the green piece of trash buick


did you SERIOUSLY THROW a COFFEE at me on the highway?

SERIOUSLY?


signed,

I have your license plate number
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Old 11-14-2009, 01:46 AM   #1909
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Dear mr civic owner

[sarcasm]Well you clearly owned me racing the other day [/sarcasm] you redline at the red light we're lined up at and look over and wink at me (no I am not gay I have a girlfriend, I apologize). You then proceed to take off and get up to 50 mph on a 35 and then slow to 25 to let me catch up, look over and laugh and point and then proceed to take off again still laughing and looking my way when little to your knowledge the car that you are approaching at 45 mph has stopped for a crosswalk. Luckily nobody was in the crosswalk as you would have injured them when you ran into the TL-S in front of you (boy I bet he was pissed when his car got well cracked up and it costs a good 32-35k more than yours...) Hence why I slowed and laughed at you for being a stupid showoff and an ass hole...

Please try to be respectful next time not that I expect it...

Sincerely,
The guy who doesn't have 4+ points added to his license for being a jack ass...
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Old 11-14-2009, 02:53 AM   #1910
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dear asshat in the green piece of trash buick


did you SERIOUSLY THROW a COFFEE at me on the highway?

SERIOUSLY?


signed,

I have your license plate number
Wow, that's some crap right there.

And my own story...

Dear geriatric Kia Sephia driver,

Never go on the highway again. Ever. In fact, never get behind the wheel ever again. You almost got the 3 of us that were stuck behind you killed while you were merging onto Route 3 going a whopping 20 MPH ! Luckily I was driving something that can get out of its own way, because I had to achieve highway speeds in a split second once I made my way around you in order not to die. Stay home, turn in your license, and call elderly services next time to bring you to where you need to go.

Sincerely,

in the WRX
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Old 11-14-2009, 06:43 PM   #1911
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Best thread in a while
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Old 11-14-2009, 08:09 PM   #1912
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Dear Forester owner.

Putting on your turn signal and then crossing two lanes into the left hand lane at 45 mph will result in a WRX up your tailpipe, beeping the horn.

Apparently you are deaf, but maybe not blind and will read this.

Dear STI owner,

I know exactly how fast your car is, so pulling out in front of me and then standing on it 200 yards from a red light (and then having to stand on your brake pedal) does not impress.

No wonder people think Subaru owners are moonbats......
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Old 12-04-2009, 06:43 PM   #1913
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It's Friday night and I'm heading home. So I figured I would thank everyone in advance.
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Old 12-05-2009, 03:46 PM   #1914
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It's Friday night and I'm heading home. So I figured I would thank everyone in advance.
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Old 12-10-2009, 01:59 PM   #1915
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This thread is the best thing since sliced bread, I'm glad i stumbled across it.
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Old 12-10-2009, 02:38 PM   #1916
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Dear woman on her cell phone in a Smart Car:

At this intersection, the right lane is an only-right, and the middle lane is a right-or-straight lane. If you are in the only-right lane, please take the turn into the same lane. Do not go ahead and turn wide directly into the left lane, as cars are turning into that lane. I hope the horn didn't disrupt your conversation.

Sincerely,

You-are-the-reason-I-have-118dB-to-yell-at-people

(P.S. - The flower in your hair over your left ear was a very nice touch...)
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Old 12-10-2009, 02:43 PM   #1917
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Dear handicapped plate cadillac,

You pulled directly out in front of me going 50, so I used my horn. Was it really necessary to brake check and forcefully try to get me to pull over for the next mile?

Sincerely,
The guy that doesn't want to fight a hadnicapped person on his way to school
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Old 12-10-2009, 03:37 PM   #1918
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Dear Mazda truck owner,
It snowed yesterday you pin head, not today. There is no reason on this earth why you should be doing 15 miles per hour on the freeway on ramp. When we all went around you and you put your high beams on the middle finger was indeed for you, sir.




Bye bye






Watch your rear view mirror closely....












at those speeds you are going to get rear-ended.

Signed,
The guy that just wants to go the speed limit.
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Old 12-10-2009, 04:16 PM   #1919
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In NH we have a bunch of 2 lane highways. When two people are going 65 next to each other in a 65, that is annoying and stupid. I always stay to the right except to pass, but when I want to pass someone, I don't want to get stuck behind someone going .5 mph faster than the person he is trying to pass.

No fail here
It's actually illegal to drive the same speed as the car next to you while you are in the left lane, and it is also illegal to travel in the left lane. Stateies started cracking down on it, so they say. It actually even has a name, Impeding the Flow of Traffic. I love it when people get pissed at me because i want to do 65 not the 50 they want to do in the left lane. Another gripe, people slamming on their brakes on the highway when they see a cop. They do this even if they are going under the speed limit! what is wrong with people?
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Old 12-10-2009, 04:30 PM   #1920
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Another gripe, people slamming on their brakes on the highway when they see a cop. They do this even if they are going under the speed limit! what is wrong with people?
OMFG makes me wish I was in a monster truck so I could squash them all
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Old 12-10-2009, 05:04 PM   #1921
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hahaha. yea. I actually had a conversation with a state trooper about it once, he said it is just amazing watching everyone slam on the brakes even if they weren't speeding.

A guy I know was riding his bike on the highway and the lady in front of him literally locked her brakes up because there was a state trooper. needless to say he was behind her and ended up hitting her and launching over her car in the middle of I93. he was lucky all he had was a broken ankle.
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Old 12-10-2009, 05:21 PM   #1922
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i would have hobbled over and broken her face
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Old 12-12-2009, 03:07 AM   #1923
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Dear NASIOC database server,

Thanks for ****ing up and eating my huge post from tuesday night.

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Old 12-13-2009, 01:34 AM   #1924
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dear blue 2.5rs driver in leominster.

sorry my gf sucks so much at driving. i regret not taking my car so that you wouldnt have had to jack on the brakes to avoid her POS ford. i know she cut you off but she still thinks she 'had plenty of room'.

sincerly
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Old 12-13-2009, 01:57 AM   #1925
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Dear H2 driver,
The most recent snow fall was 5 days ago, there is no reason why you still have snow on your hood and roof. I understand your car is huge and you can't reach the roof but at least attempt to. There was a reason why people were scambling around behind you on the highway, it's not because your car is soooo massive and impressive but because you're a lazy jackass.

Thanks,
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