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Old 09-02-2004, 09:05 AM   #176
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dear assbag in the hummer h2,

when driving down a road barely wide enough for two cars (your vehicle being the width of perhaps one and a half), please be so kind as to not straddle the yellow line, forcing me into bushes on the side of the road so as not to become your new hood ornament. it would be nice for you to turn your high-beams off when confronted with oncoming traffic, as well. i ask you these things on your own behalf, so i am not forced to hunt you down and murder your entire family. at least their eviscerated bodies can rot in style in your fifty-thousand dollar p***s enhancement.

cheers,
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ps: i'll let you watch with your one good eye, after i've burned the other one out with a soldering iron.

Hope this cheers ya up.. http://www.fuh2.com/
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Old 09-02-2004, 09:06 AM   #177
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trust me, i've been there.
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Old 09-02-2004, 12:45 PM   #178
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Dear 02-03 white GD owner (and sidekick),
Sure, you've got P1's, a debadged trunk and a 2.5L motor (no scoop and couldn't see if there was a FMIC; doubt it). Oh and lest I forget those really cool vinyl stickers on your sides.

But if you could keep the highschool antics of 80-100mph 3 lane swerves and threshold braking (so you don't rear end everyone in front of you) off of public roads, I'd really appreciate it.

And so would the other thousands of drivers in the morning commute on 293North (thru Manchester) and 93North (between Manch and Concord) greatly appreciate it too.

Not too smart especially since its a popular hang out for some of the most notorious state troopers in the area.

You DON'T look cool and you aren't impressing anyone. And try wearing the baseball caps straight.

GGT

PS: only reason I could "catch" up to them was due to the hooksett tolls; they weren't too smart in choosing a "fast lane" there. So they were able to rev it up and blow by me again on the way to concord. I try to steer clear of morons.
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Old 09-02-2004, 12:58 PM   #179
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Deal Nissan Maxima Driver,

Try looking more then 10' in front of your car sometime.

Because of your inability to do this (probably because you were too close to me to see around my wagon) you would have noticed that the onramp to framington was completely backed up onto the pike. My moving into the breakdown lane was not an invitation to pass me on the left and cut me off, it was so that the other people behind me would have a clue and follow suit so as not to cause a huge traffic fopah on the pike.

I hope you enjoyed hearing my hellas, the sound testers at NHIS assure me they break 100 DB.

Have a nice day.
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Old 09-02-2004, 05:31 PM   #180
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Dear Sport Bike Enthusiast,

I understand you were upset to see your snazzy new sport bike beaten by a sedan off the line, I too have owned a Honda, and know what its like to be slow. However, I could have done without your 16k rev limiter being chirped in neutral as you rolled past me at 20mph. Wow, you sure were loud. I'm just not sure which was louder, the Asian lettering on your fairings or your KujanazimotoGP exhaust in fake CF finish.

Better luck nice time,
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Old 09-02-2004, 06:36 PM   #181
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Dear Debadged Benz S-Class Driver,

Thanks for trying to occupy the same part of the road as me. Thank you for making me go into the breakdown lane to avoid being side-swipped by you. I understand that your phone conversation was more important than paying attention to the road. Was it your wife reminding you to refill your Viagra? But, most of all, thank you for giving me the finger. Ha! You gave me the finger for YOUR buttmunch maneuver? Man, you have some issues.

Merry Christmas!

P.S. Get off your fargin phone when you are driving!
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Old 09-02-2004, 09:39 PM   #182
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P.S. Get off your fargin phone when you are driving!
A-friggen-MEN! I hate cell phones so much I still don't own one. I once saw a state trooper in Virginia in uniform driving a very marked car talking on the cell phone while driving with the rest of us.

THAT really irked me.....not like I was going to say something to him!


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P.S. Get off your fargin phone when you are driving!
Just had to quote it again!

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Old 09-02-2004, 09:59 PM   #183
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Dear All Impatient Jerkface Tailgaters,

I drive a 91 Corolla which is the slowest car EVAR with the AUTOMATIC, but you pansies dont need to tailgate the living hell out of my corollas @ss when im already driving 5-10 miles OVER THE SPEED LIMIT...You see, i only have a license for a year and i want to keep my record clean and not get pulled for speeding you idiots..( Not that my car can even go past 60 mph )

dont tailgate other drivers...its dangerous mmmmkkkayyy...
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Old 09-02-2004, 11:45 PM   #184
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Dear Eclipse GT,

Hi,
I know you have a v6 and your girlfriend was in the car. But when i'm leaving work i normally do not race around corners after coming off a red light. But when I have ******** like you on the side of me trying to show off for your girlfriend. I do like to embarrass people like you. My car tends to go faster around corners than yours even from a dead stop.
Sincerely yours
The kid who is now bangning your ex girlfriend.
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Old 09-03-2004, 12:25 AM   #185
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Dear Eclipse GT,

Hi,
I know you have a v6 and your girlfriend was in the car. But when i'm leaving work i normally do not race around corners after coming off a red light. But when I have ******** like you on the side of me trying to show off for your girlfriend. I do like to embarrass people like you. My car tends to go faster around corners than yours even from a dead stop.
Sincerely yours
The kid who is now bangning your ex girlfriend.
is the eclipse graphite with a body kit and a wing?
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Old 09-03-2004, 09:04 AM   #186
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No kit but a very extremely ugly aluminum wing on it. His girl woulda looked better in my car.
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Old 09-03-2004, 08:07 PM   #187
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No kit but a very extremely ugly aluminum wing on it. His girl woulda looked better in my car.

i see...i know someon who has full wingswest kit on it
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Old 09-03-2004, 10:18 PM   #188
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this kid was a rice boy...like most of them.
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Old 10-16-2004, 06:29 AM   #189
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Dear stupid drunk chic,
Thanks for running the red light and plowing into the side of my Legacy at 40 mph in your step-fathers Tundra.

I hadn't had a reality check like that for some time, but of course your reality check probably trumped mine.

I hope the cops, court and your step-father had as much of an impact on your life as you had on mine.

The bruise I had from my right hip to my left shoulder (seat belt) as well as the road rash I got on my for-arm from the airbag deploying healed just fine after some time, but I bet your insurance rates probably hurt more.

Best wishes for a steap restitution,
Jason
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Old 10-17-2004, 05:13 AM   #190
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Dear driver on I95,

Please move to your right when my ambulance is behind you with lights and sirens on. Please move to your right when I make it apparent I want you to move by inching closer to you. Please move to your right when I sound the air horn. And when I get on the PA and say, "move to your right!", please move to your right, and not to your left like the way you did. Thank you.

Sincerely,
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Old 10-29-2004, 01:14 PM   #191
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Mr Neon teh Fastar...

Your car is blue and it goes when you press the right foot down. What is your rush to go to work at 9am on a friday? Give it a rest and think about buying a better car.
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Old 10-29-2004, 04:42 PM   #192
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Dear All Impatient Jerkface Tailgaters,

I drive a 91 Corolla which is the slowest car EVAR with the AUTOMATIC, but you pansies dont need to tailgate the living hell out of my corollas @ss when im already driving 5-10 miles OVER THE SPEED LIMIT...You see, i only have a license for a year and i want to keep my record clean and not get pulled for speeding you idiots..( Not that my car can even go past 60 mph )

dont tailgate other drivers...its dangerous mmmmkkkayyy...
If you are in the left lane you deserve every bit of it.
If not, then I will go die in a fire
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Old 10-29-2004, 09:07 PM   #193
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Dear Grey (Primer) Honda Civic Hatch in Lowell,

Please refrain from ever taking that vehicle out of the garage until it has real paint on it.

Dear Idiot Driver Trying to Get Ahead in Life and on the Road,

Don't get in the left lane on Thorndike Street S. heading towards the Lowell connector, only to try to force a spot in the right lane (the lane to get on the Lowell Connector) a few hundred feet down the road. I have no intention of letting you in, maybe you should have stayed behind me.

Dear Driver Who Cheats at Merging.

Same location as above, this time from the 110 right lane merge. I just let the car in front of you in, maybe even the TWO cars in front of you. I have no intention of letting you in, as I've been sitting in this line of traffic quite some time longer than you, you can take the three second hit on your commute home to get in behind me.

Dear Fellow UMass, Lowell Students,

If you have a bad exhaust system (broken muffler or maybe a rust hole somewhere?), please refrain from getting high in the revs. It is not a pleasant sound after a day of class under flourescent lights.

With Love,
Pissed Off About Everything Car-Related in Lowell.
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Old 12-17-2004, 08:06 PM   #194
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Default To the Silver STI on Rt 1 this Eve.

No amount of boxer-produced power will make you a good, courteous driver.

The use of my blinker is a sign that I want to turn in the indicated direction, in this case, a lane, not an invitation for you to show me how powerful your car is in closing the gap and cutting me off.

Three repeats of my blinker should be enough time for you to understand what's going on and with thirty feet before you, surely enough for a hatchback to fit without incedent, especially for a skilled driver in one of the most capable cars on the road (like yourself).

Instead you choose to ignore my blinker and romp the gas and let the wild horses out in dense traffic, just to remind me that my 160hp Civic was just a commuter car, and you were in a car with pedigree, a car that now demanded respect, and I was not allowed in your lane.

The look of disgust you gave me before proceeding to speed off, weaving through traffic and causing ensuing rush hour brake-light mayhem was one I won't soon forget.

You are a star among the commonfolk, a backyard terror of the tarmac, a 300hp force not to be reconed with.

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Old 12-17-2004, 08:19 PM   #195
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I hope his mommy and daddy don't see this thread. He'll be walking to school for a week!
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Old 12-17-2004, 08:32 PM   #196
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proof there is a god:
When the guy in the Jeep Grand Cherokee blew through the stop sign at the intersection of Mass. ave and Woburn st. in Lexington,he apparently didn't notice the cop leaving the police station right there.I was in and out of the post office and he was just getting finished thanking the cop for the ticket when I pulled away in front of him.Would it kill people to stop for 1 second at stop signs?
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Old 01-11-2005, 12:52 PM   #197
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To Mr. Jeep Wrangler,

When I make a turn off of Rt.9 going towards Tech. Drive, do not WOT towards me and slam onto your brakes and look like a fool . And don't flip the bird at me cause it is impossible to pass me . Besides, not too smart since I know were you work now, ya jerkoff!

-WRB guy
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Old 01-11-2005, 01:34 PM   #198
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To Mr. Jeep Wrangler,

When I make a turn off of Rt.9 going towards Tech. Drive, do not WOT towards me and slam onto your brakes and look like a fool . And don't flip the bird at me cause it is impossible to pass me . Besides, not too smart since I know were you work now, ya jerkoff!

-WRB guy
Wasn't me

Although I know where you're talking about.

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Old 01-11-2005, 02:38 PM   #199
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Dear 40 percent of drivers,
Visualize turn signal use. It is the small stalk on the right side of your steering wheel. When the light turns red in your left hand turn lane, and you are the 4th car running the red light, I am pulling out and you can brake and sit in the middle of the intersection.

Stop throwing your cigarette butts out windows, and get off your phone while driving.

How may NASIOC drivers fit the profile?
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Old 01-11-2005, 03:24 PM   #200
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To all people who drive on rte 150 between Exeter, NH and Amesbury, MA:

There are several black and white signs with big numbers on the side of them on this road with "Speed Limit" in smaller letters above the numbers. Please note that these numbers change fairly frequently on this stretch of road. This road is also fairly heavily patrolled. Please do not be annoyed when I pass you while you are going 45 in a 50 MPH zone, and then slow down to 40 in a 30 MPH zone 1 mile later, resulting in you tailgating me.

Also please note the "when flashing" part of the 25 MPH speed limit when passing Kennsington Elementary school. The lights are not flashing at 11:00 PM, and there is no need to slow down to 25 MPH if the lights are not flashing.
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