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Old 03-30-2010, 10:35 PM   #2051
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XXXXXX2!!!


Sitting in my car on the phone as I heard a *thunk* she acted as if it didn't even happen and continued on with doing her own thing until I got out of the car and she realized I was in it!! the nerve of some ignorant f***s

luckily it buffed out but I learned my lesson and I now know why people with nice cars tend to park far away and alone!
I forgot to mention, I found the dent a couple days later.
Ah well, not the first one, won't be the last.
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Old 03-31-2010, 10:08 AM   #2052
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Dear Hondas and Acuras between RI and NH,

Why is it when you see a wrx driving normal down the highway you have to break your shifter off just to get next to them and "ACT" like your car has the balls to take them on. First off i am on a nice drive home to NH to visit family, second if i am going to race a car its going to be one that i have to leave 3rd gear to beat ...

sincerely .... navy driver ;p
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Old 03-31-2010, 12:59 PM   #2053
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Dear Smart Car driver tailgating me in the left lane going 55 mph during the monsoon yesterday at evening rush hour on Storrow Dr (river) Eastbound while everyone else was doing 35 - 45 mph,

See greeting. Enough said. You're a complete retard.

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Looking forward to seeing you launch into the Charles.
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Old 03-31-2010, 01:08 PM   #2054
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Dear Smart Car driver tailgating me in the left lane going 55 mph during the monsoon yesterday at evening rush hour on Storrow Dr (river) Eastbound while everyone else was doing 35 - 45 mph,

See greeting. Enough said. You're a complete retard.

Sincerely,

Looking forward to seeing you launch into the Charles.

i wonder if they float!
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Old 04-05-2010, 08:32 AM   #2055
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Dear Ford Escape driver,

I was pretty surprised when you drove up behind me in traffic on Rt 93, then tried to pass me in the right lane because I wasn't tailgating the car in front of me. I'm pretty sure you saw me, since I was on my motorcycle in a bright yellow one piece suit.

So, I was kind of surprised to see a "Motorcycles are everywhere - look twice to save a life" bumper sticker. Wasn't surprised to see a Harley decal. Tool.

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Old 04-05-2010, 10:14 AM   #2056
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Dear Everyone with RI tags.

WTF!?
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Old 04-05-2010, 10:30 AM   #2057
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Dear Multicolored 2nd Gen Eclipse driver,

As I turned through an intersection, and was blinded by the sun glaring off your gargantuous aluminum wing, I said to my wife, " This guy is going to fly right up on my rear. Watch." Sure enough, when the last word of that sentence was muttered, you were on my a$$ like a hemroid. You then proceeded to tailgate me like it was a downhill race in Need For Speed Carbon.

Yet, much to your dismay, I maintained the speed limit. Just to let you know, i did this because of the two little girls in my backseat.

But so help me god, if I ever see you again, and you ride my a$$ like that, and my kids and wife are not in the car, I will not even hesitate to light you up so bad that your girlfriend leaves you out of embarresment!

Oh, and when the 2 EG cops came flying up behind us, I was praying they were going to pull you over for having such a "Pimp My Ride" looking POS!

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Old 04-06-2010, 03:01 PM   #2058
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Dear Broseph Brotard in the black 2000 Taurus with the fart cannon exhaust,

You must be extra special. I mean, really, who seriously goes out and gets a 2000-05 Taurus and catches the mod bug? You, sir, that's who. You alone can unlock the hidden potential of the 3.0 Vulcan V6!

That fart pipe was extra cool, bro. It was also extra funny when you revved me when you pulled up next to me in the slow lane on Rt. 3 in Weymouth in heavy traffic last night. You have some serious stones, slipping that baby into neutral and winding it out, knowing that quite possibly the transaxle will completely grenade when you put it back into drive. But you take that chance every day, don't you? You aren't afraid of anything, not even a guy loafing along in traffic in a WRX.

I really liked when you wound that baby out careening across all lanes of traffic just to show your driving prowess, almost causing what could have been a truly epic disaster of an accident, all to get in front of the one car in front of you to get off at 16A. Have fun dodging child support payments from your 17 year old ex-girlfriend, because if I know you as well as I think I do, you probably have one of those in your collection of FAIL.

Sincerely,
The guy who still curves the bill of his baseball hats in the WRX

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Old 04-06-2010, 03:27 PM   #2059
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Old 04-06-2010, 04:50 PM   #2060
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Old 04-06-2010, 04:56 PM   #2061
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Dear old lady in Cadillac

For some reason you think I didn't see you going the wrong way on 113 trying to beat all the left-turning traffic at the Tyngsboro bridge, pull into the parking lot by the lights and then turn around trying to look innocent like you were trying to get back into traffic. You also seem to think that pulling out to block oncoming traffic in order to get back into the line will make other people who are pissed off at you take pity on the other people whose commute you are screwing with and let you in. Finally when I refuse to pull out into an intersection and risk getting my bumper clipped to let your big ass car in behind me, you seem to think I'm the one at fault and you shouldn't back up into the parking lot to let all the traffic you're blocking passed.

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The guy who had no problem flipping you the bird, you selfish old bat
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Old 04-06-2010, 09:42 PM   #2062
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Dear 98 camry with a dual fart cannon exhaust even though your bumber only has a cutout for one exhaust tip,

While you were tailgating some poor old guy on his grand touring bike today your six inch exhaust tip fell off and hit my front bumbper, your lucky you didn't dent or scratch it.

P.S. I have your plate #
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Old 04-06-2010, 11:58 PM   #2063
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Dear Wrangler driver,
Yes, that's a statie just ahead. That doesn't mean you can't change lanes before you get to your exit. I sure hope he pulled you over after you cut across two lanes to get on 195 at the last second.

Dear dbag in the Silverado,
There was nothing behind me to keep you from changing the same two lanes as the Wrangler, so why was it so important to get in front of someone (me) who isn't even taking your exit?

Dear dumbass in the CX7,
Yes, I was traveling below the speed limit. I had a good reason for it. You, however, did NOT have a good reason for following that close to me. Do you have spme sort of eye problem that prevents you from seeing the perfectly empty left lane there? That magic invention is for going around people driving slower than you.
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Old 04-07-2010, 11:47 AM   #2064
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It must be Taurus week!

Dear Ray Borque-lookin' dude in the Conan O'Brien Edition (aka hunter green) 94 Taurus SHO,

Thank you for entertaining me on the way to work today. Switching lanes, cutting people off repeatedly, bouncing off the lines of the lanes like a pinball, and honking your horn over and over at everyone else on the highway not worthy to share the road with your race car made me laugh. Yes, I agree people were driving excruciatingly slow today, but you were man enough to do something about it. Thank you for your hard work and dedication!

Sincerely,

The guy that thought Ray Borque would drive something a little nicer than a 1994 Ford Taurus SHO.
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Old 04-07-2010, 11:54 AM   #2065
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Dear SilverFleet,


Keep 'em coming


Truely,
NESIC
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Old 04-08-2010, 01:11 AM   #2066
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Dear hot chick in POS early 90s Corvette,

Unless you show me a little something, we are NEVER going to race...

Sincerely,
Maybe next time...think about it!
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Old 04-08-2010, 02:10 AM   #2067
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Today was a rather bad day in my city of never ending outstandingly bad drivers. This all happened during my 5 minute drive to the park and ride.

1) Dear 25ish year old woman in the Jetta. Get off your ****ing phone, especially with your infant in the back seat.

2) Dear riced out ish integra with the massive faded paint issues. I really needed you to get so close to my bumper that I couldn't see your headlights as we got on 99 in a line of traffic that was, for a first, accelerating at an appropriate rate that enabled us to get on the freeway at freeway speeds. It didn't surprise me that you then sat in the right lane and raised hell for the people trying to get on the freeway on notoriously bad ramps (very short and very steep).

3) Dear lady in $80k Mercedes. Yes there is an accident in the middle of the intersection, but no, it is not blocking our right turn. Get the **** out of the way and make the turn, you looking at the accident is not helping! There are 30 god damn cars waiting on you, and you are going to make me miss my bus.

On a side note: Has anyone seen anyone other than a fat woman drive a Honda Fit? I only ask because I haven't, and because one hit a motorcycle and caused the accident.

Hopefully tomorrow is better....
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Old 04-08-2010, 09:20 AM   #2068
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Dear asshat in the Civic Del Sol,


Well you drive a del sol, i should have seen this coming. I simply merged behind you on the 90E on ramp and was a little close, 7 or 8 feet, at 25 MPH. you proceeded to slow to 20 for no reason, so i started slowing down as well. All is good, right?

Wrong. You just stuck your stubby as middle finger at me out your open rear window/top. I didn't really appreciate it, but i wasn't bent out of shape... so ****ing with you seemed like the next best idea. Hella what? Yes. A nice 3 second horn blast from me. Then i saw you get jarred up, oh i just had to continue. I hope you enjoyed my rythmic hella music that i began to play. I'm sure you did because yet again you told me i was number 1!

Well now we're at the toll booth and i'm right behind you. you've already brake checked me about 45 times, i think you can stop now. You did. You stopped right in the EZ pass line in rush hour. I'm really not THAT stupid, but ok pal. You proceeded to turn your shaved ass looking head around and stare me down. I ****ing welcome you to get out of your car and come say something... but no, you realized that might be a bad idea.

I'm sorry that I offended you, *******. Then you tried to cut me off as i changed lanes in the 457 lane merge after the booth, well that didn't end well for anyone except me. Sorry about that pal, but i was not going to be sitting behind your ass anymore.

Sincerely,
Hella Music Man
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Old 04-08-2010, 09:27 AM   #2069
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time for another profile update?
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Old 04-08-2010, 09:32 AM   #2070
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good idea

tonight, i get teh wheels. i <3 you.
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Old 04-08-2010, 12:11 PM   #2071
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LOL at Hella Music Man

No Taurus trouble for me yet today.... but there's still time.
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Old 04-08-2010, 12:47 PM   #2072
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Well now I definitely have to get some Hella's after hearing that story

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Old 04-08-2010, 12:53 PM   #2073
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Dear Mr. Ford Explorer

When driving on the highway, if you see a large cone and there are cars behind you, please slow down and/or move out of the way to let others know. DO NOT drive over the cone to watch it flip into the air like an Eddie Gordo combo, land on the ground and go under my front right wheel damaging my bumper. I have your license plate number and will find you........

Extremely Pissed Off,

Joe

^^ Happened last night. Had my 2010 WRX WR BLue Mica for less than a month. I'm gunna have to slap a bitch
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Old 04-08-2010, 01:32 PM   #2074
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Dear everyone on RT 24 North to boston,

I have never used my brakes on a highway so much for no reason in my life.
I've also never seen so many morons that just plain don't know how to drive correctly.

No real stories for this one, just idiocy on the highways as usual.
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Old 04-08-2010, 02:31 PM   #2075
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Dear everyone on RT 24 North to boston,

I have never used my brakes on a highway so much for no reason in my life.
I've also never seen so many morons that just plain don't know how to drive correctly.

No real stories for this one, just idiocy on the highways as usual.
I am convinced that this is the worst stretch of highway in MA. I used to call it Hell's Highway because it's always full of idiots that I swear are out to kill other people! There have been many times where I almoust bought it driving on 24.
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