Dear Neon Driver

[DJHiRoller]

Originally Posted by SilverFleet

I am convinced that this is the worst stretch of highway in MA. I used to call it Hell's Highway because it's always full of idiots that I swear are out to kill other people! There have been many times where I almoust bought it driving on 24.

It's like the autobahn, except with tailgating, constant brake tapping for no reason and no lane discipline.

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[wawawrx]

Originally Posted by SilverFleet

I am convinced that this is the worst stretch of highway in MA. I used to call it Hell's Highway because it's always full of idiots that I swear are out to kill other people! There have been many times where I almoust bought it driving on 24.

Originally Posted by DJHiRoller

It's like the autobahn, except with tailgating, constant brake tapping for no reason and no lane discipline.

is it bad around 8:15AM? i know i've seen it ****ed at 5:45AM heading south, i could be playing hockey in Raynam (sp) but it would require me to come back into boston through 24 and i'd have to be in by 9:30 (so can i make it in an hour.15?)

[SilverFleet]

It's bad at anytime. I used to be in a band that practiced in Brockton (Exit 18? it's been a while) and getting there was like rolling the dice with your life, every time. And this was around 7-8pm, when you would think all the idiots would have either cancelled themselves into each other or gone home to plot the next day's attempted murders.

[josieless]

Originally Posted by SilverFleet

Sincerely,
The guy who still curves the bill of his baseball hats in the WRX

Originally Posted by cprincipe

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[scoobystas]

24 isn't thaaat bad. I lived in raynham and commuted to umass boston everyday for 2 years. It starts getting heavy at 5:30am and continues to about 9:30am. then your clear till about 3:30pm. 24 North is the worst in the morning though, its because there is traffic that merges to go 93N and the other way to 95N so yeah, i guess it does suck now that i'm thinking about it

[massbmx]

Its bad any time, I go to school at 1030 and back around 1 and people still tap their brakes for no reason, and drive either 60 or 100 in the left lane.

[SilverFleet]

The best strategy for surviving Rt. 24 is pretty much going as fast as you can and dodge all the traffic. That's what all the Rt. 24 pros do. If you need some practice without killing yourself in real life, go out and buy Burnout Paradise for the Xbox 360 or PS3 and try playing dodge 'em at over 100mph.

[SilverFleet]

Dear Santucci's Pizzeria in Norwood MA,

When I order a Panini on focaccia bread, that means that I want focaccia bread, not a pita pocket. They are not the same thing. Also, for future reference, if you are going to put lettuce on my food, make sure it's not rotten. That's the second time this week that me or one of my friends has gotten nasty food from you idiots.

Sincerely,

The guy whose lunch was ruined today.

There is not one decent place to eat around here!!!!

[L.F.O.D]

Dear Two tone celica in Exeter NH,

Yes you bought a body kit and didn't paint and you three Gage pillar mount make your car very very fast. But 60 in a 35 in town makes you a ass hat. And if you hit one of my kids i will show you to your grave site. That is all have a fine day and lets hope natural selection takes its course.

Sincerely

CRS.

[juSTIn5]

dear ******* in the silver/gray outback sport on 95N at ~9:30pm,

Yes it was pouring rain and the lines were not visible on the road, therefore, when I went to pass a slow moving car in the passing lane, there was NO need to tailgate me, flash your high beams, and honk...amazingly 30 seconds later I had passed the slow moving car and reentered my lane. No need to honk again. If I wasn't driving my mother home I would have taken my sweet time blocking you in.

Anyways, I hope you are on here and read this because not only are you a ****ty driver, you are a total dickface.

thanks,

Justin

[79tranny]

Dear subaru forester in fall river,

Thank you for showing me what your rev limiter sounds like as I coasted to a stop in my wrx completely ignoring you at a stop sign.

I have evos and srt4's try racing me almost every single day and are dissapointed when I don't.

I can't say you intimidated me nor my car in anyways

[AutoPrue]

^was it at least an XT?

[tehsbean]

Dear Other Drivers,

When coming to a stop, please don't do it halfway into the lane that's currently about to be occupied by me. It's irritating when the first person does it, but by the time 3 or 4 other people do it in one hour long pleasurable drive around town, it just gets infuriating.

Signed,
That Guy Driving The Hard-to-Miss Car.

[Yint]

Dear idiot in the towncar outside the Wendy's on exit 6 Friday at 5:20

1. those angled parking spots are front-in parking only, why did you feel it necessary to turn that boat around in a one lane, one way drive?

2. Just because you don't know how big that boat is, doesn't mean I don't know how big my Impreza is. I did not "almost hit" you, I didn't even come close. I am quite used to parking cars within an inch of each other, so that foot and a half I left between our cars was actually quite HUGE.

yelling moron as I turned and walked away() was a nice touch.

sincerely,
the guy who actually knows how yo drive?

[nhmtns]

Dear people who put a "This Car Climbed Mt. Washington" sticker on your car,

1) No one else cares
2) You need new brake pads
3) Put down the donuts and get some exercise

[Yint]

Originally Posted by nhmtns

3) Put down the donuts and get some exercise

[ChrisL2]

Originally Posted by nhmtns

Dear people who put a "This Car Climbed Mt. Washington" sticker on your car,

I just find that amusing since I saw one today for the first time and was
Mt. Evans in Colorado is more amusing. More so since the road starts at an elevation that is higher than Mt. Washington....

[_mach_]

Originally Posted by jamz

Dear ass-tards:

I own you all in my huge SUV. Your puny mortal vehicles are naught but speedbumps in my path, and small ones at that. Stay out of my way in parking lots, interstates, side roads and driveways, and we will get along fine.

My truck is superior in size, weight, momentum, static and dynamic energy, and smog production. I can do what I want. I have to step *down* from my cab just to get down to your level, you diminutive, nasal, whining little irritants.

I drive an SUV. I am HUGE. I am IRONMAN. I have SPEED DIAL. I can put on MASCARA, EAT a FAST FOOD BURGER, and TALK TO my BROKER or DAUGHTER'S SOCCER COACH. I have everything, and embody everything that's great about consumerism.


Regards,

45% of the driving public.





who can tell I'm driving a rental Ford Explorer SUV for the first time?

Absolutely brilliant!!!

[SilverFleet]

Dear Mass Highway Dept.,

I understand that you guys have been working on the stretch of 128N that starts where those from the Devil's Highway (Rt. 24) all the way to the Pike for what, 15 years now? If I was in charge, you bastards would have been fired long ago. Glad to see my tax dollars hard at work doing something that probably could have been done in 2 years tops in any other state or country.

But anyway, for the past three days, you geniuses have been working right where the Satanic bastard drivers on Rt. 24 merge onto 128N. You are working between the northbound and southbound lanes, behind jersey barriers. What I cannot comprehend is WHY DO YOU NEED TO CLOSE THE PASSING LANE? Seriously, why do you need to close it at all? Especially right there, where all of the devilspawn merge onto 128? THERE IS NO ONE WORKING IN THE LANE!!!!

Sincerely,
Confused-as-all-hell guy in the WRX

[That One Subie]

Dear Busted '93 Civic hatchback that looks like it rolled over 5 times with a fart can, 3 different rims and 4 people in the car,

Please stop trying to race my STi when there are 2 cops at the next stop light. And also remember that when you shift you shouldn't intentionally slip all 3 gears. Also when your bumper falls off you should consider who's behind you because when it hit's their car THEY WILL KILL YOU.

Best wishes,



The guy who will actually get out of his car and destroy your face with a kitten.

P.S. Yes that's how brutal I am.

[jettagt8v80]

Dear yellow crapilier,

Yes i too enjoy my "mad sick rimzzzzz" it is the reason i have them, and no i wont race you, you know what i enjoy your hanging exhaust and your M3 mirrors, you know what i dont enjoy you riding my ass so close i couldnt see your headlights just your sideways flat brimmed hat, but you sir are an awesome driver the way you did that ricer flyby AMAZING ohh wait what is that ohh yes it is the POLICE OFFICER that sits at that same spot EVERY thursday night. Ohh but wait your not done not yet ohh yes his lights came on ohh how i enjoyed that very much, Thank you for making my night

Love,

guy who knows the road

[Etdrt22]

Dear lady in the caravan, thanks for not giving me a chance to talk when we were next to each other at the stop light, you rolled your window down to yell at me for beeping and flashing my lights at you.. I was going to tell you your gas cap was undone and your fuel filler door was still open.. but you changed my mind

Enjoy the check engine light

Alex

[redsoxwin]

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Dear all three drivers who tried to kill me today,

Do you not know what a yield sign is? Seriously. I didn't even reach for my supertones I was so busy getting out of your way.

Hugs and kisses,
redsoxwin

[redsoxwin]

Dear whomever parked on my passengers side last night,

BAHHHHH. That was a hit and run. It was minor (just my bumper cover), but no note or anything? I seriously hate you. Have some decency. Your white paint doesn't match my silver car! You're lucky I didn't notice it until today.

Seriously hating you,
redsoxwin

[eb_rat_7]

dear white RSX driver,
the extra wide spacing of the double yellow lines on grafton street isn't a mistake. the left turn arrows painted in between the lines should give you a hint. please learn to use the center turn lane instead of slamming on your brakes and coming to a stop in the normal lane.

thanks,
the guy who wasn't amused to be waiting for your simpleton self to get out of the way