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Old 04-24-2010, 09:33 PM   #2126
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Dear idiots who drive with dogs in their laps:

Please stay off the road and leave your stupid little dogs at home.
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Old 04-25-2010, 03:17 AM   #2127
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Dear sir in the S55 AMG..... Your stealthiness was well played sir.... well played.

Sincerely,
The bugeye shrinking in your rearview mirror.
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Old 04-27-2010, 01:19 PM   #2128
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Dear tripple chinned lady in a rosey metallic camery @ 7am,

You do NOT need to be at the Dunkin Donuts drivethrough and I am late for class already. You are fat and cannot hide it, nor it seems you want to. Please stop ordering because you've been at the menu for 10 minutes now, subway is right around the corner and all I need is my coffee to survive another day in class. Also, please for the love of god tell me the bumper sticker that says "I ride" with a picture of a horse underneith comes from the previous owner of the car because If it is you who rides, I will be forced to call the humaine society and report you for abuse of animals.

p.s. you're car hates you...your suspension bottomed out one too many times. It is you who puts those scrapes in the pavement...not the plows.

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Old 04-27-2010, 01:47 PM   #2129
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^ gave me a much needed



I seriously hate fat people...
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Old 04-27-2010, 03:15 PM   #2130
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I seriously hate fat people...
Watch you mouth Mr. !


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Old 04-27-2010, 04:03 PM   #2131
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Dear idiot in a work van:

when I got behind you on 16 I quickly realized that none of your brake lights are working. Your vehicle should not be on the road in that condition. Luckily I realized this with plenty of room to spare. You should take care of that.

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Old 04-27-2010, 07:19 PM   #2132
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seriously hate fat people...
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Old 04-27-2010, 07:33 PM   #2133
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Watch you mouth Mr. !


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i don't care what you guys think. if you are blatently obese and choose to do nothing about it (i.e. eating at dunkin donuts), then i hate you. stop wasting my tax dollars, my space, and my time.
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Old 04-27-2010, 08:36 PM   #2134
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Dr. Mr Jeep on the green mountain pass last Saturday,

When a big a$$ truck is barreling down behind you on a 10% down grade, hauling over 5000lbs, when they lay on there horn, it is not a good idea to get on your brakes. You are lucky no one was coming the other direction and I could see far enough to get around you. I know the speedlimit was 45, but there was no way my Expedition could have maintained that speed without melting my rotors.

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I need to flush my brake fluid thanks to you.
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Old 04-27-2010, 10:53 PM   #2135
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i don't care what you guys think. if you are blatently obese and choose to do nothing about it (i.e. eating at dunkin donuts), then i hate you. stop wasting my tax dollars, my space, and my time.
STOP STEALING ALL THE AIR
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Old 04-27-2010, 11:05 PM   #2136
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Old 04-27-2010, 11:15 PM   #2137
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that too!
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Old 04-27-2010, 11:43 PM   #2138
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To whom this may concern,

If you're at a red light please do not slowly creep up behind me and proceed to inch forward. I am not moving because for **** sakes the light is red. If you're running late I seriously doubt moving a few inches into someones rear end will make you be on-time. When you stop please stay where you are until the light is green.

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This is America, I'll go when I want
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Old 04-28-2010, 07:50 AM   #2139
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Dear Everyone who was on the road yesterday,

If your lights were off, **** you.

That's all,
........I can't see you
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Old 04-28-2010, 09:51 AM   #2140
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Dear Everyone,

Learn to how to drive when you come to a freaking rotary. It's not a hard concept and it works really well when everyone knows how to use one.

Thank you.
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Old 04-28-2010, 10:29 AM   #2141
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Learn to how to drive when you come to a freaking rotary. It's not a hard concept and it works really well when everyone knows how to use one.

Thank you.
i really hate it when people can't navigate a rotary...sometimes i see the same people every day at the same rotary and they still act like it's alien to them.
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Old 04-28-2010, 10:31 AM   #2142
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Learn to how to drive when you come to a freaking rotary. It's not a hard concept and it works really well when everyone knows how to use one.

Thank you.
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i really hate it when people can't navigate a rotary...sometimes i see the same people every day at the same rotary and they still act like it's alien to them.
I'm sorry, but Massachusetts and New Jersey suck. Nobody likes/cares/wants to use rotaries.

but they're still retarded.
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Old 04-28-2010, 10:24 PM   #2143
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I'm sorry, but Massachusetts and New Jersey suck. Nobody likes/cares/wants to use rotaries.

but they're still retarded.
I love rotaries...I don't have to wait at a light for 5 minutes because there's 6 other roads intersecting eachother. If everyone would just know the rules its amazing how well rotaries work.

Also, Dear Tundra Driver:

Thank you for showing me how easily you can spin your tires when you tried to race me from the light this evening on my way home. Your rear wheel drive, V8, and almost bald tires made for an amusing show as I casually made it in front of you at the next light.
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Old 04-29-2010, 03:02 PM   #2144
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Thank you for breaking down on neponset ave in the left lane entrance to state street office park..it was nice of you to leave your hazards on and abandon your broken car for everyone commuting to stack up behind you...and thank YOU nissan sentra driver...for almost totalling the passenger side of my STI as I pulled into the middle lane after stopping to go around the abandoned mercedes....I looked before I turned and there was no one there..then next thing I know you are about 2" from my door swerving to save youre life...umm were you 2 cars behind me in the line of cars and friggin floored the gas to get around the breakdown??? I hope you enjoyed the scare of your life this morning...you did put a smile on my face too because afterwards I laughed at how ridiculous you looked. Drive safetly.

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Old 04-29-2010, 05:31 PM   #2145
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Dear BlackpearlSTI,
You're doing it wrong.
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Old 04-29-2010, 05:40 PM   #2146
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You're doing it wrong.
He probably owned the Mercedes in a street race, brah. Just like that Mini Cooper...

http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/show....php?t=1861049
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Old 04-29-2010, 06:52 PM   #2147
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Dear Neon driver:

http://jalopnik.com/5526530/drunk-dr...-mph-in-a-neon

What have we been saying all along?

- Kris
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Old 04-29-2010, 07:16 PM   #2148
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Kris did you ever think this thread would hit 86 pages?

Dear Mr. Porsche Cayman,

I enjoyed playing with you this morning using my rusted out very faded obnoxiously loud Evo 8 on corded tires. I felt I had reached the pinnacle of enjoyment when you were unable to navigate around me; not because of your lack of horsepower but because you refused to look out more than 6 feet beyond the end of your front bumper. Unfortunately for you I was wrong. My amusement peaked when I casually merged into the slow lane dropping down to a more "reasonable" speed. You, sensing the win, shot past the rusted out ricer and accelerated well into the triple digits... past the State Police Cruiser who has been shooting laser in that same spot for three mornings now. Sorry about that. Interested in trading cars, yours is gorgeous!.... Sincerely, Fitz
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Old 04-29-2010, 08:14 PM   #2149
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Dear Pimple faced s**t munching Ass-clown driving the turd colored Buick,

From the moment I saw your turd on wheels across the street I knew you were a douche, I just wasn't sure how big of a douche you really were. You proved that to me by almost killing several pedestrians, and almost causing a head on collision with a taxi in Harvard square trying to get to a parking space, a space directly in front of my car, that I had spent 5 minutes patiently waiting for. Too bad your boxy pos was no match for my V6 SUV, and not only did your failure make you look like a even bigger douche, but then you had to sit there and pout trying to give me the finger as me and my friends laughed at you. we then laughed even harder as the police cruiser behind you blasted his horn at you forcing you to drive off. You are lucky that you parked no where near me afterwards or we would have had many dark alleyways to pull you into and beat the crap out of you. In fact I hope that you go home and find something sharp, preferably a long kitchen knife to first castrate then fornicate yourself with, because with a face and car like that, I get the feeling that you wont be getting any for a while.

Sincerely, the guy who waited for his space and got it too!

P.S: ALL YOUR PARKING SPACE ARE BELONG TO US!!!!!
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Old 04-29-2010, 08:40 PM   #2150
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He probably owned the Mercedes in a street race, brah. Just like that Mini Cooper...

http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/show....php?t=1861049
NOT...
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