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Old 04-29-2010, 08:52 PM   #2151
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Dear Mr. Dodge truck guy on I-91 in northern Vermont,

Your truck had loud ass straight pipes and all kinds of performance stickers plus an oh-so predictable Calvin pissing on something decal. You didn't like that I passed you doing 75 because apparently that's not allowed in your world, so you sped up and tried to tailgate me just to be a douche. It really must have ruined your day and your entire reason for living that a freaking Subaru Outback of all things somehow pulled away from your kickass piece of American thunder going up that 2 mile-long steep hill.

Like the bully who gets his ass kicked at school by the quiet kid, maybe you'll think twice the next time you try to intimidate others to build up your dwindling self esteem.
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Old 04-29-2010, 09:19 PM   #2152
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He probably owned the Mercedes in a street race, brah. Just like that Mini Cooper...

http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/show....php?t=1861049



that was a hillarious thread to read
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Old 04-29-2010, 09:31 PM   #2153
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Dear 3 different people on 495 this morning,

Its bad enough when one person goes from the onramp straight to the left lane when there's no traffic in the middle and right lanes, then go 65 until I have to pass you in the middle lane, but when 3 people do it in a 20 minute drive there's something wrong.

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Old 04-29-2010, 09:46 PM   #2154
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Dear SRT-4,

Where did you all go? there are so many less on the road now a days. Did you all crash? what a ****ing surprise.

Sincerely,
El OH El
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Old 04-29-2010, 11:43 PM   #2155
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He probably owned the Mercedes in a street race, brah. Just like that Mini Cooper...

http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/show....php?t=1861049
It wasn't a full post when I posted, but it still stands.
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Old 04-30-2010, 08:52 AM   #2156
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For some reason the ass-hole driving becomes contagious. i notice that if one person is a dick, everyone is. must be some kinda airborne disease subbies are immune to or something.

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Dear 3 different people on 495 this morning,

Its bad enough when one person goes from the onramp straight to the left lane when there's no traffic in the middle and right lanes, then go 65 until I have to pass you in the middle lane, but when 3 people do it in a 20 minute drive there's something wrong.

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Old 04-30-2010, 08:58 AM   #2157
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Dear you in the CRV,

You were merging onto 93S in front of me at a sub-par pace, so i moved into the second lane. i was then proceeding to move into the third lane to get around who i pulled behind. All while i was checking behind me, you managed to cut him off and slam your brakes on for i don't know what reason. He quickly followed. I was still turned around

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Want to hurt you

Dear me,

Your evasive braking/ABS/veering maneuver might have seemed awesome, but that was ****ing ridiculous. Enjoy your heart attack.

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Old 04-30-2010, 01:16 PM   #2158
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Dear 3 different people on 495 this morning,

Its bad enough when one person goes from the onramp straight to the left lane when there's no traffic in the middle and right lanes, then go 65 until I have to pass you in the middle lane, but when 3 people do it in a 20 minute drive there's something wrong.

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I want to punch people who do this.
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Old 04-30-2010, 05:38 PM   #2159
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To the asshat in the Silver WRX on Route 20 in Shrewsbury today

I'm glad you felt the need to stomp on the gas to get two cars forward before the lane merge, just to turn left onto South St 1/2 mile down the road.

Thanks for continuing the stereotype of import drivers driving like morons.

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You're lucky I didn't have my son in the car
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Old 05-02-2010, 06:05 PM   #2160
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Dear mom in your silver 2.5s altima,

When i have a signal to merge on 93N and being 2-3car lengths ahead of you, I do NOT need you to to blow pass me and give me a dirty look like I did something wrong. You almost caused me to sideswipe the guardrails.

Yes that was me who eventually went to the left lane and honked at you. No I did not appreciate you giving me the finger. It is also not a good influence with your 14yr old son riding passenger.

I'm glad your son has better manners than you and did not react to the situation.
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Old 05-03-2010, 12:03 AM   #2161
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Dear Blue Camry,

I'm an *******, sorry for cutting you off. That's what I get for putting most of my focus into screaming at the car in front of me to merging on the highway at 40 instead of checking my friggin mirrors to see who's around.

Thanks for accepting my apology and not giving me the finger, it wont happen again.


Dear me,

Learn some friggin patience, and leave home earlier, idiot.
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Old 05-03-2010, 11:28 AM   #2162
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Dear SRT-4,

Where did you all go? there are so many less on the road now a days. Did you all crash? what a ****ing surprise.

Sincerely,
El OH El
they're doing what neons do best...

sit around broken.
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Old 05-03-2010, 11:31 AM   #2163
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Dear me,

$120 bar tab, still intoxicated, 2 hours late to work, and a **** ton of work to be done: welcome to real life

and you're still on NASIOC.

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There isn't a facepalm large enough.

MONDAY.
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Old 05-04-2010, 11:40 AM   #2164
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Dear lady in the Volvo wagon in the fast lane on Rt.3 this morning,

Listen, there's a time and a place to both talk on your cell phone AND clean your interior. That time is NOT while you are driving on the highway, let alone driving in the fast lane. I had a hard enough time just cleaning my interior this morning while my car was parked in my driveway, and I wasn't even on my cell phone or driving! Stay home, and never drive again. You are too stupid to drive and a danger to society.

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in the WRX
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Old 05-04-2010, 02:39 PM   #2165
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Dear me,

$120 bar tab, still intoxicated, 2 hours late to work, and a **** ton of work to be done: welcome to real life

and you're still on NASIOC.

From,
There isn't a facepalm large enough.

MONDAY.
Sounds like an epic night.
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Old 05-06-2010, 02:46 PM   #2166
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Dear soccer mom in the large SUV,

I know you really, really needed to get to the Chestnut Hill Mall in a hurry. Even so, those triangular signs say YIELD. That means you have to let the traffic in the other lane merge first. Since your phone conversation was so important, yielding was clearly not on your mind. Since I had to lay on the brakes, I thought a little horn blast was in order. I really appreciate you taking the only hand you had on the wheel off so you could flip me the bird. That's some pretty sweet multi-tasking.

Sincerely,

The guy that's going to buy hellas just for people like you.



Dear retard college kid Accord owner,

How on earth did you think parking in my driveway was a smart idea? You parked in a private driveway making it so that I couldn't get back in to my garage, nor could anyone leave. You would have to be brain dead not to realize you were parking in a driveway that didn't belong to the people you were visiting. You are damn lucky you didn't come back to your car. I hope you enjoy paying the $150 bucks the tow company will charge you to get it back. The most rewarding part was watching the front bumper drag as the wrecker towed it down the hill.

PS. Take that graduation tassel off your mirror, loser.

Sincerely,

The grown up who has some common sense
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Old 05-06-2010, 03:10 PM   #2167
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Dear Dow Jones Industrial,

****. You.

That's all for today,

Got lucky and saved my ass
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Old 05-06-2010, 03:19 PM   #2168
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Dear Dow Jones Industrial,

****. You.

That's all for today,

Got lucky and saved my ass
This xInfinity. And also....



Dear Greece,

WTF! Now I have to be at work late AGAIN instead of being out drinking beer with my friends at the bar, for the second night in a row, and this time it's because your economy is piddling all over the nice clean carpet of Europe.

Sincerely,

The guy that works in the financial industry.
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Old 05-06-2010, 04:40 PM   #2169
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The most rewarding part was watching the front bumper drag as the wrecker towed it down the hill.

PS. Take that graduation tassel off your mirror, loser.
You called the tow company and were able to watch his car get towed? Awesome!!

Did he have a fart can installed on the back of the car?
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Old 05-06-2010, 04:53 PM   #2170
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You called the tow company and were able to watch his car get towed? Awesome!!

Did he have a fart can installed on the back of the car?
The tow guy was Johnny on the spot. At my house in less than 20 min. No fart can. It was a pretty new car. Probably a present from mommy and daddy. Had a mission hill parking sticker too. I had him blocked in, so its good he didn't come back while I was out there. Eleanore was going to learn some new words. Watched it roll away. Sweet, sweet, schadenfreude.
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Old 05-06-2010, 06:51 PM   #2171
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Calm the F**** DOWN!! Rioting in the streets and setting banks on fire while people are still inside burning alive(yes 3 people died in a bank rioters set on fire!) isnt going to help your finincial crises..DUH!! I guess you'd rather bring down all of Europe and the U.S stock market...WOW GREAT idea
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Old 05-07-2010, 02:15 PM   #2172
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Dear a-hole in the POS brown Chrysler on Rt 3,

Did you really need to stay 1 foot off my bumper in 70mph traffic? I mean, there was no way to go any faster, plus I had my two little kids in the back seat. Back the F off!!!

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Old 05-10-2010, 09:58 PM   #2173
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Dear Harley driver,

Here is the bill for my new hearing aid that I now need - thanks to you. Just because I drive an evil import does not mean you have to do a high speed flyby for the 15 feet that you spend next to me.

Sincerely,
"Deaf at 23"


P.S. Your catless mid-life crisis does not sound good. In fact, I've heard Hondas more pleasant to the ears.
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Old 05-12-2010, 05:46 PM   #2174
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Dear soccer mom in the large SUV,

Dear retard college kid Accord owner,

How on earth did you think parking in my driveway was a smart idea? You parked in a private driveway making it so that I couldn't get back in to my garage, nor could anyone leave. You would have to be brain dead not to realize you were parking in a driveway that didn't belong to the people you were visiting. You are damn lucky you didn't come back to your car. I hope you enjoy paying the $150 bucks the tow company will charge you to get it back. The most rewarding part was watching the front bumper drag as the wrecker towed it down the hill.

PS. Take that graduation tassel off your mirror, loser.

Sincerely,

The grown up who has some common sense
Fail for not having video footage of the tow or the kids reaction when he got back to no car.
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Old 05-14-2010, 08:10 AM   #2175
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Dear white Prius,
Riding my butt 430 this morning on 202 was not very nice. I noticed you really wanted to rear end me at the traffic lights when I took my turn. Sorry i was going 50 in a 45 zone. I'm thinking deep down you regretted buying that piece o' crap and wanted an STi. That's how I calmed myself down after I wanted to rip your face off. God I hate Prius'. Add that to the lists of maximas/altimas and mini vans!
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