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Old 05-14-2010, 08:21 AM   #2176
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Dear driver of the 99 ranger on 95 S this morning,

There was hardly any traffic and plenty of room, but you were doing 50 in a 65. i don't even know where to start, but **** you.
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Old 05-14-2010, 08:28 AM   #2177
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Dear Myself,

When you get pissed off and decide to throw your key chain and keys on the dash, please don't do it so forcefully that they bounce off the dash and hit the windshield.

Don't worry my beauty, I'll get the windshield replaced next week.

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The moron that throws keys in his own car, when angry.
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Old 05-19-2010, 11:30 PM   #2178
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Dear Girl who backs out of a parking space at 15mph without looking,

Please go turn your license in and never ever drive again.
Look at what you did to my baby!!! I am just glad that no one (besides my car) was seriously hurt. !!! I dont know what makes me angrier, that fact that I swerved to avoid you while laying on my horn yet you still hit me, or the fact that your car only had a paint scratch after ruining the entire side of my car. Now every time I look at my car I almost cry !!

please excuse the crappy cell phone pics, they were taken right after it
happened.

Damage to my car:









Damage to hers:



I am glad however that you admitted fault in front of me and my 3 passengers, I will now make sure that your insurance pays for every little dent and scratch, as well as a rental. In the meantime I guess I will buy those side-skirts and front lip that I have been eying. Enjoy higher insurance payments in the future!!!

From in a 2.5rs
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Old 05-21-2010, 09:18 AM   #2179
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Dear Toyota Tundra with the big V8 sticker in the window.

When you cut off a wagon then have it pull up beside you at the light. Make sure its not a WRX or STI when you hammer the gas and try to cut them off again. Because you will eat their dust once again like you did this morning.

Oh and P.S. if your in such a hurry dont be an ass and I wont get in front of you then proceed to go 5mph BELOW the posted speed limit. Had you stayed behind me we would have both been on time for work

P.S.S. YOU GOT BEAT BY A WAGON!!!! :FLIP:
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Old 05-21-2010, 09:43 AM   #2180
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Dear Toyota Tundra with the big V8 sticker in the window.

When you cut off a wagon then have it pull up beside you at the light. Make sure its not a WRX or STI when you hammer the gas and try to cut them off again. Because you will eat their dust once again like you did this morning.

Oh and P.S. if your in such a hurry dont be an ass and I wont get in front of you then proceed to go 5mph BELOW the posted speed limit. Had you stayed behind me we would have both been on time for work

P.S.S. YOU GOT BEAT BY A WAGON!!!! :FLIP:

I love it!

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Old 05-21-2010, 03:53 PM   #2181
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Dear Jpmadman,

People are asshats. It doesn't give you the right to go all road rage and do the exact same thing you're bitching at a toyota driver for doing. Oh and saying that you "beat" somebody implies that you were racing, and this forum is NOT for street racing "kill stories".

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Old 05-21-2010, 04:01 PM   #2182
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Dear Evo X with temporary tags,

When someone is blasting their horn at you while you fail to check your blindspot and merge it means you're about to hit them.

Sincerely,
The STi driver that will gut you.


PS. Eat **** and die.
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Old 05-21-2010, 04:12 PM   #2183
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Dear Hyundai Accent driver,

I am not surprised that your car is unaffectionately called the Hyudai Accident judging by the impressive bodywork that your car has suffered at the fate of your ongoing lack of judgment.

Was it not obvious that I was turning left when pulled to the left side of the intersection at the off ramp? Was it confusing to you that my LEFT blinker was on? Did you think that pulling to my left mere inches away was going to get you through the intersection sooner than me?

If this was during rush hour on a workday in full traffic mode, i might have granted you a pass, but on a Sunday when you can count the oncoming cars on 1 hand, you deserve a slap.
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Old 05-23-2010, 09:45 AM   #2184
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Dear Jpmadman,

People are asshats. It doesn't give you the right to go all road rage and do the exact same thing you're bitching at a toyota driver for doing. Oh and saying that you "beat" somebody implies that you were racing, and this forum is NOT for street racing "kill stories".

Sincerely,
Deprived of sleep last night.
Well, for the record I never went over the speed limit. I simply acheived it at a faster rate then the toyota did and then if you read what I wrote,Ii promptly slowed down to below the speed limit to teach him a lesson. It was not a case of road rage or racing it was simply provong a point and I think he got it.
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Old 05-23-2010, 09:51 PM   #2185
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Dear old lady in the Saturn,
I usually like to recommend learning how to drive, but your complete obliviousness of turning lanes and inability to take turns at more than 10mph leave me with only one choice. You need to go on the next season of America's Worst Driver, and lose. You need to get off the road, and the best way of doing that is for your car to be eaten by Robosaurus, after it has exploded and been run over by a monster truck.

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the fact that your car only had a paint scratch after ruining the entire side of my car.
That's like when my Corsica got backed into by a 20mph Pulsar. I had significant body damage, and a bent rear axle. He had a broken tail light cover.

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Old 05-24-2010, 11:12 PM   #2186
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Dear silver RS on 128N last night,

There is a reason why your not supposed to be passing in the right lane, at a high rate of speed none the less. I hope the Kia almost taking you out, when she merged into the right lane after you sped by me and was forced to the shoulder.

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Old 06-10-2010, 03:53 PM   #2187
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Dear Jeep driver with ridiculous rims

Driving through a residential neighborhood at 50 mph and laying down 100 foot skid marks may seem like fun to you but is totally dangerous. Enjoy your visit from the Nashua PD.
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Old 06-10-2010, 04:04 PM   #2188
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Dear Stupid bitch that pulled into traffic without looking,

I have a big, lifted truck. you have a small, old, corolla.

It's not too smart when you pull out in front of me trying to make a left turn, and then stop in the middle as I'm coming toward you. Like I said, the truck is big, and you are small. I can't stop quite as fast as you think, and if I hit you, your face and my bumper will have a minor encounter.

I promise, the bumper will win.

Hit the ****ing gas pedal next time.
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Old 06-22-2010, 04:51 AM   #2189
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Dear everyone, thanks for providing me with weeks of entertainment.
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Old 06-22-2010, 10:48 AM   #2190
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Dear Rav4 on GSP before Montvale,
I am glad you didn't flip your car when you jerked the wheel hard to the left when I gave you an earful of hella horns.
I know that it took you 30 seconds to pass me on an empty 2 lane parkway, but why don't you wait until you are fully past me before deciding to come into my lane.

Dear RX300(or whatever) on GSP In Montvale,
What are you the Rav4's back up team of common sense? Really you need to ride off my quarter panel for 2 miles or so, slowly pass me, then slow down to 50 and run parallel to the car that we caught up to and then some how drive even slower? Thanks for the opening to let me out of the little box you put me in.

*note to self, maybe cruising a little above the speed limit in the slow lane on an empty highway is the wrong idea?
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Old 06-22-2010, 12:42 PM   #2191
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Dear neon srt-4 driver on falmouth main st. I knew you saw me in oncoming stop and go traffic when I saw your front end dip down due to a hasty down shift into 1st gear. After you got a little closer I knew what I was in for.....you punched the gas and at the exact time your ****ty hood was next to my face you released the pedal emitting a loud and obnoxious PPSHHHHHTTTTssssss! Vent to atmosphere ****ty BOV with 3 what looked to me 14 year old girls in the car as well, you looked about 28. Your car sucks!!!!
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Old 06-22-2010, 03:11 PM   #2192
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Dear Ugly Asian girl taking pictures of yourself licking a lollipop while walking down the street in Boston,

Kill yourself.

Truly,
The Human Race.
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Old 06-22-2010, 03:35 PM   #2193
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Dear Ugly Asian girl taking pictures of yourself licking a lollipop while walking down the street in Boston,

Kill yourself.

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Old 06-22-2010, 03:53 PM   #2194
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Honk if you love jesus..... Text and drive if you want to meet him..... Cus chicky poo you almost did this morning...... I think my rotors are warped....

Idioits! Is the message from Sally crackhead that important?
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Old 06-23-2010, 12:53 PM   #2195
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Dear military police soldier in Iraq,

When you see 2 spotless black suburbans with tinted windows, code lights, and 2 stars in the window, don't pull us over for doing 5 over the speed limit. You make yourself look like an ass when you realize the person you pulled over is the highest ranking military police officer in Iraq. Enjoy trying to take a dump with a butthole that was clenched so tight you could crush a penny.

Oh and P.S. -- The Iraqi Minister of Justice who was also in the vehicle made jokes about you in Arabic.

Very respectfully,
The driver of the lead vehicle
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Old 06-23-2010, 01:13 PM   #2196
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Dear military police soldier in Iraq,

When you see 2 spotless black suburbans with tinted windows, code lights, and 2 stars in the window, don't pull us over for doing 5 over the speed limit. You make yourself look like an ass when you realize the person you pulled over is the highest ranking military police officer in Iraq. Enjoy trying to take a dump with a butthole that was clenched so tight you could crush a penny.

Oh and P.S. -- The Iraqi Minister of Justice who was also in the vehicle made jokes about you in Arabic.

Very respectfully,
The driver of the lead vehicle



International entries are welcome!!!

Oh, and...

Dear latte sipping Porsche 911 driver,


I know that you were nursing your $11 latte this morning, but your car has cup holders. Put the coffee in the cup holder, place both hands on the wheel , and pay attention to where you are. There was absolutely no reason that you should have been going 25 in a 35mph zone, especially on Chickatawbut (sp?) Road that goes through the Blue Hills. Your car is made for driving fast on roads just like that. Please sip that latte in traffic next time and get the hell out of my way. Also, I would advise you to go trade your Porsche in for a Camry, it suits you better.

Sincerely,
Confused as hell in the WRX
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Old 06-24-2010, 07:10 AM   #2197
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Dear jmcgarrell,

It is not wise to speed down 128, the day after the state police bury one of their own (RIP Trooper). If you do this, you might encounter a highly hostile state trooper and a $300 fine. Nothing like your first ever ticket costing so much.

Slow the **** down!

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Old 06-25-2010, 08:39 PM   #2198
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Dear white honda civic undercover cop reving at me at a stop light in my first STi with greddy ti exauhst, hks BOV K&N short ram intake, seibon cf hood, meth injecotrs and front mount intercools,
FF UCK YOU.

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Old 06-25-2010, 08:50 PM   #2199
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Dear west Virginian SUVs,

When a car is entering a two lane highway from an on ramp, it is customary to change to the left lane and allow them to merge. If that is not possible, slowing down or speeding up to open a gap is the next best choice, especially when the acceleration lane following the on ramp is less than 50 yards long. The exact WRONG THING TO DO, is to get bumper to bumper with each other, and travel at the same speed as I am, and attempt to run me into the wall.

I hope the classy guy with his bare feet on the dash, flicking me off as I honked loses those legs next time you try that bull****.

Sincerly,
A civilized human being.
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Old 06-26-2010, 01:19 AM   #2200
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Dear white honda civic undercover cop reving at me at a stop light in my first STi with greddy ti exauhst, hks BOV K&N short ram intake, seibon cf hood, meth injecotrs and front mount intercools,
FF UCK YOU.

sincerely,
kid you pulled over.

Did he pull you over for taking up his offer to challenge him? Also, where did this take place for the rest of us to know? if there isnt a thread about this, I think I might start one up after doing some searching to make sure.
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