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Old 08-07-2010, 05:18 PM   #2251
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Dear Car Connection Central,

Thank you SO SO much for selling me a bum car. Little did I know that Subarus are 2 strokes. Yes, you did tell me it "smokes a small puff when first started," but you never told me about this awesome smoke screen generator mod that it had...this thing is SWEET!!!! Never once did I think I could have one of the same gadgets as James Bond! While I am not sure why you felt the need to lie to me and tell me that the Subaru dealership looked the car over, you could have just told me the truth and saved us both a bunch of drama. I also want to thank your AWESOME mechanics who were shocked to see that my car(that they had also inspected, and changed the oil on before the sale) had a "boxer" engine in it. I am also very thankful for the opportunity they gave me to teach them where the spark plugs are, and allowing me to put the compression tester in because they couldnt. I had a GREAT time listening to their stories of how they "beat the piss" out of my car before it hit the lot. I know that I made a mistake buying a car from you, but I somehow figured it would be ok since it really wasnt your car.....it was there on consignment, and it still belonged to the bank. i wonder how they would feel about that? You have not heard the last from me bud, trust me when I say that. As I said yesterday, someone is buying me a motor, and its NOT gonna be me.

I hope you DIAF,

-The guy who had you shaking yesterday evening
Did you come all the way to New England to buy this lemon? "Smokes a bit at start up" didn't alarm you?
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Old 08-07-2010, 07:48 PM   #2252
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Sorry, I didnt realize it was in yalls area. Its a LONG story.....trust me.
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Old 08-10-2010, 02:52 PM   #2253
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Dear Asian woman in a Nissan Murano,

highway on-ramps are no place to come to a complete stop, especially when the sign says YIELD and there is a solo lane that allows you to slowly blend in with traffic. It's especially foolish to stop here when you're around a blind corner, causing to me swerve around you to avoid plowing into you and instead jumping the rumble strip that separates the merging lane from the actual highway. It's unfortunate that I'm too nice to use the horn because you probably didn't notice what had happened at all. I do, however, appreciate the opportunity you gave me to go WOT as I jumped the strip and suddenly found myself on the highway about to get destroyed.

<3 Andrew
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Old 08-19-2010, 05:49 PM   #2254
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Dear Prius driver...you had no other car next to you there was ZERO reason to park 1" from my car there were about 15 other spots available and you technically parked in my spot. I hope you have fun with that body shop quote AND YOU LEARN HOW TO FREAKING PARK!!!!!

Sincerely...the guy that taught you how to park


i feel better now
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Old 08-19-2010, 05:59 PM   #2255
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Dear my subaru saved my life commercial,

A 2010 legacy would never make it that far in a junk yard. especially with a 6speed.

Signed,

people who scout junk yards


Dear everyone who wears headphones while driving,



A new headunit at best buy for 100 dollars is a lot less than your next insurance deductable for an accident caused by you not hearing something.

Signed,

Angry and beeping
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Old 08-19-2010, 06:23 PM   #2256
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Dear my subaru saved my life commercial,

A 2010 legacy would never make it that far in a junk yard. especially with a 6speed.

Signed,

people who scout junk yards


Dear everyone who wears headphones while driving,



A new headunit at best buy for 100 dollars is a lot less than your next insurance deductable for an accident caused by you not hearing something.

Signed,

Angry and beeping
this have anything to do with the camry last night on 93 and your hellas?
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Old 08-19-2010, 07:44 PM   #2257
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Dear my subaru saved my life commercial,

A 2010 legacy would never make it that far in a junk yard. especially with a 6speed.

Signed,

people who scout junk yards

Signed,

Angry and beeping
I've said the same thing several times to that commercial. I'd be gone in less than a week.
signed,
a fellow junkyard scavenger
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Old 08-19-2010, 11:44 PM   #2258
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this have anything to do with the camry last night on 93 and your hellas?
I miss my hellas. I was hitting the horn constantly hoping they would start working again. That guy was a doodoo head.
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Old 08-20-2010, 10:01 AM   #2259
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Dear M3 driver,

I did not think you were cool when you burned out through the first intersection we were at. I also thought you were a fool when you proceeded to go 100+ in a residential area while sticking your hand out the window trying to tell me to catch up. I definitely did not think it was cool when at the next intersection, you did a burnout and almost took the guy on the motorcycle out, or when you did ANOTHER burnout through the following intersection. Anyways, I'm not quite sure who you were trying to impress, or if you wanted me to stroke your ego or something, but I thought you were the biggest tool I have ever seen in my life. I can only hope we could be fortunate enough to have Darwin take over, just hope you don't take someone else with you, or an innocent tree for that matter.

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The Subaru driver you were trying to impress.
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Old 08-20-2010, 10:25 AM   #2260
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Dear everyone who wears headphones while driving,



A new headunit at best buy for 100 dollars is a lot less than your next insurance deductable for an accident caused by you not hearing something.

Signed,

Angry and beeping
That's illegal in MA, I see people with headphones all the time and wonder how it even logically makes sense to stick stuff in your ears while you drive.
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Old 08-21-2010, 01:43 PM   #2261
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Dear SWP 08-10 WRX sedan,

When driving in Davis Square you shouldn't take blind corners going 30 because you almost ****ing hit people like me crossing the street. If I had something to throw at you in my hands I would have, jackass.

Yours Truly

Surprised it wasn't wawawrx
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Old 08-24-2010, 03:49 AM   #2262
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Dear VW Wagon in Davis Square,

Hi, did you see that sign you blew past at the corner? Its called a stop sign, now this concept may confuse you, seeing as how your fancy Passat was engineered for the autobahn, but here in America we are all required to come to a FULL stop at a stop sign before proceeding. So dont give me a funny look when I lay on my horn, you know what you did was wrong, and what's more is you had a "baby on board" sign stuck to every window of your car. So for that you = giant epic fail, because its one thing to drive like a d-bag, but its another to involve the life of an innocent child just to get to the next red light 30 seconds faster.

From, 2.5RS

P.S. Dear pedestrians,
Cross when the light for traffic is red, not green, dont stand there staring while Im at a red light, then decide to cross as my light turns green, its really annoying, especially in Davis/harvard/Porter/Central square.

From 2.5RS
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Old 08-30-2010, 02:11 PM   #2263
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Dear Female Senior Citizen,

I very much enjoyed the fact that you decided to follow me home, in your stereotypical old person Crown Vic, and then proceeded to "scold" me in front of my stepfather.

You accused me of doing 70 in a 25 and driving in the wrong lane. To which I replied, " Ma'am, I was not doing 70."

Old Woman, "Yes you were! "

Me, "Can I see your radar? "

O.W., " Don't get fresh with me!"

Me, "And i was in the opposite lane because I was going around a postal truck. "

O.W., " That truck was half mile down the road!"

Me, "Sorry for being courteous."

O.W., " I better not see you driving like that down this road again! I have your plate number, and now I know where you live!"

Me, as I walk to the front of her car and read her plate number, "Well I've got yours too, seeing as to how I feel threatened now. "

Me, "Ok, I'm sorry."

O.W., " Yeah! You should be!"

Me, "Have a nice day Ma'am "

:Tires screeching:

God bless the AARP members!
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Old 09-01-2010, 12:13 PM   #2264
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Dear motorcyclist on my ***,

I realize your crotch rocket your on has a quicker acceleration then my Subaru (and most cars on the road). This does not give you the right to ILLEGALLY pass me and the white work van in front of me on RT53 on my way to work.
Next time your passing me, I may "take my eyes off the road and swerve into the other lane" (accidentally of course).

Wishing your wreckless lifestyle the worse,
_The guy that will break check the ****** ******* **** out of you next time.
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Old 09-01-2010, 03:15 PM   #2265
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Dear motorcyclist on my ***,

I realize your crotch rocket your on has a quicker acceleration then my Subaru (and most cars on the road). This does not give you the right to ILLEGALLY pass me and the white work van in front of me on RT53 on my way to work.
Next time your passing me, I may "take my eyes off the road and swerve into the other lane" (accidentally of course).

Wishing your wreckless lifestyle the worse,
_The guy that will break check the ****** ******* **** out of you next time.
Who cares if he passed you, did it really bother you that much? I just laugh and brush those people off. 9 out of 10 times you'll see them pulled over a couple miles down the road.
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Old 09-01-2010, 04:22 PM   #2266
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Who cares if he passed you, did it really bother you that much? I just laugh and brush those people off. 9 out of 10 times you'll see them pulled over a couple miles down the road.
For real, the other day on 495 I was in the right lane going 70, there was a person in the middle and no one in the left lane. I looked in the rear view just in time to see 3 street bikes going about 100 pass me on the white dotted line between the car in the middle lane and me; all while there was no one in the left lane? I just laughed and though "enjoy your funeral."

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The guy that luckily checks in his mirror/blind spot
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Old 09-01-2010, 05:12 PM   #2267
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Sincerely,
The guy that luckily checks in his mirror/blind spot
yup. had a chick on a bike pass between me and another car on 3 north near Hingham yesterday on my way home. She was just cruising up the middle of the road passing everyone. It'll catch up to them, a lot of people don't pay enough attention driving.
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Old 09-02-2010, 12:03 AM   #2268
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Dear Jetta driver,

Large yellow, flashing arrows mean slow down and merge in the direction of the arrow into the next lane; the lane ahead is closed. They do NOT mean come to a complete stop directly in front of the sign, turn on your blinker, and cut off traffic moving 45-50mph.

- Guy who used his horn, who never uses his horn.
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Old 09-02-2010, 11:25 PM   #2269
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Dear Toyota Matrix on Rt. 106 tonight. You may seriously have one of the worst sounding cars i have ever heard (and i had an S-10 pickup whose exhaust rotted off a foot out of the manifold!). Your constant revving did not help, and I was fervently hoping that your wretched sounding backfires meant that something mechanically catastrophic was about to happen so that I could laugh at you in person. Thank god I had to get gas so I did not have to follow your terrible monstrosity that gives tuners a bad name for more than a few miles.
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Old 09-03-2010, 07:00 AM   #2270
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^^^^please tell me it was silver, covered in stickers, and had a primered sti scoop
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Old 09-07-2010, 12:03 PM   #2271
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^^^^please tell me it was silver, covered in stickers, and had a primered sti scoop

Lol, it WAS silver with stickers, but as I said I was unfortunately following it and did not have the pleasure of seeing its awesome hood. I am quite sure it was hella tite however.
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Old 09-07-2010, 12:08 PM   #2272
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Lol, it WAS silver with stickers, but as I said I was unfortunately following it and did not have the pleasure of seeing its awesome hood. I am quite sure it was hella tite however.



*sigh*
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Old 09-07-2010, 12:20 PM   #2273
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*sigh*
Can't wait, we all know he'll be at cars and copters
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Old 09-07-2010, 12:31 PM   #2274
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the 360 in the background is 300x better than his car

also notice the sti scoop on the hood
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Old 09-07-2010, 01:36 PM   #2275
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Dear Beige Buick Regal Driving 20 year old with the backwards hat,

I'd just like to thank you for flying up my ass doing roughly 90 MPH in heavy rush hour traffic and demonstrating your awesome disregard for other peoples safety and personal property by texting while looking over your shoulder to see if its cool to execute a super rad double lane change manuever, to show off your showboats superior handling capabilities. I'm glad I gave you the opportunity to also demonstrate your well practiced brake and swerve technique by brake checking you so close you almost had to buy me a new bumper because your were busy multitasking from the driver seat as previously mentioned. Then the highlight of your incredible douchebaggery would have to be how you drove 5 feet from the bumper of the car next to me, while looking at me, so you could wave and try to tell me how "fresh" my car looks, in some attempt to befriend me. Are these posturing moves part of the new mating call of the bromosexual dude guy? Maybe I'm just old (24) and out of touch with the hippest new craze highway dancing?

Thanks for the entertainment,
The dude granny driving in the shiny blue thing.
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