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Old 02-06-2003, 12:23 PM   #1
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Default its been a while, but ATX's Joke of the Day

A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and
prayed for weeks, but nothing
happened. Then he decided to write God a
letter requesting the $100.00.

When the postal authorities received the
letter to God, USA, they decided to
send it to the President. The president was
so amused that he instructed his secretary
to send the little boy a $5.00 bill.
The president thought this would appear
to be a lot of money to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00
bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God which read:

Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money.
However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through
Washington, DC and, as usual,
those ******** deducted $95.00 in taxes.
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Old 02-06-2003, 12:47 PM   #2
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Old 02-06-2003, 04:12 PM   #3
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What word did it censor? Just curious. Its a pretty important part of the joke if its describing the government
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Old 02-06-2003, 04:35 PM   #4
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Old 02-06-2003, 04:51 PM   #5
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