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Old 02-14-2003, 04:21 PM   #1
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Talking Create your own I ROBOT post here!

After studying Sir. I ROBOT's posts for a while, I've come to the conclusion that he doesnt really follow a set structure or plan in his posts....he just posts whatever pops ito his head.

SO, since its friday, and its almost the end of the work day, I want EVERONE to post an I ROBOT-like post.

the rules are simple. Post a random, made up story. But,the KEY is, dont think about.....just start typing away. If you have to pause to think, YOU LOSE AND YOU SUCK DONKEY BALLS!

So just start typing and dont stop to think.....lessee what happens.....


EDIT: BTW, they dont have to make any sense
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Old 02-14-2003, 04:23 PM   #2
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One more day to drop the ball and to fade away. Heyyyyyy. Like what gay horses eat. My tummy aches from eating chicken pizza last night when I was watching WRC at my friend Jimmys house. His mom gave me a valentines day gift. It was a gas card, kinda ironic since I ran out of gas on my way to get gas and my check cashed so I could get a cd. Which I am listening to right now, while I sit at home lonely and bored.
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Old 02-14-2003, 04:24 PM   #3
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one time I was...

damnit I lost already.
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Old 02-14-2003, 04:25 PM   #4
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<cap lock on>random thought
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Old 02-14-2003, 04:26 PM   #5
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so last nite as I was walking in space, a purple dragon came up to me and asked me where the bathroom is. so I told him to go to the end of the galaxy to meet the wizard. the wonderful wizard of space! so he too his space**** there and realized this is the WORST story EVAR! and asked himslef if he should post this for all of nasioc to see or just crawl under a rock and die. but then he said, hey, why the **** not eh? and BOOYAM!
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Old 02-14-2003, 04:26 PM   #6
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1 zam better than ir boot,, hjezx got nOThin onm e!!!!!!!!!!!1~ il;l kjust post my own randfom meanderingS a|\|d Sdee what kinda ahx0R speak iTc omes out as... WILL HAXR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~~~ just realiez this, i r0XoR~~~ HAX) RYOUUUUUUU OH, AND I DID YOR MMOZ
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Old 02-14-2003, 04:26 PM   #7
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i was walking through school today and as im walkin down some stairs a guy is walkin up the stairs and on the next to last step be biffs and facplants into the ground well needless to say the can he was carrying flew up into the air and very cartoon like, came down and nailed him on the back of the head it was quite comic but i think im done now since i just stopped typing.
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Old 02-14-2003, 04:30 PM   #8
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Teh mama would be perfect to post in here!

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Old 02-14-2003, 04:41 PM   #9
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Just got a call from my neighbor that my mailbox was on fire. I said to call the fire dept but he was all "No way, I ain't getting involved in legal matters." So I was all "Well crap, I'm not gonna let your daughter come over to play with me anymore."

So the dude hung up. I called to post office and their all "It's not our responsibility sir". So now when I come home I'm gonna find my mail on fire.

Really pissed.
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Old 02-14-2003, 04:46 PM   #10
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Here is my I ROBOT post.

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Old 02-14-2003, 04:59 PM   #11
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pshhhhh...nice Gemini mixer, there, LOSER!
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Old 02-14-2003, 05:01 PM   #12
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In the picture he is blinging like a minging like a hinging singing dinging!! W3rd t0 all the other mothaz with nice rice hice thrice!
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Old 02-14-2003, 05:27 PM   #13
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HA HA HA. LOLOL Halfbaked is what you are my frend. That is to say your brain is Halfbaked! Like your skemes. Do thnik you can imytate I ROBOT but you are realy fooling yourlef. You should go back to typing on your TRaSh-80 becuase that is what your peace of ISHT (can i say that?) excuse for a compturer is. Not at all like I ROBOTs computre. His nuroprocesser (that is to say his brian) is twice your puny size and iam not talking about your wee wee. Now I must go xert my superority over the rest of you peeons (not your weeny ytou ghey person).

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Old 02-14-2003, 05:32 PM   #14
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I have a similar I-ROBOT post:



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Old 02-14-2003, 05:45 PM   #15
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man Chinchillas so are cool!

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Old 02-14-2003, 05:47 PM   #16
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Quote:
Originally posted by HalfBaked
on my way to get gas and my check cashed so I could get a cd. Which I am listening to right now
is it finger eleven

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One more day to drop the ball and to fade away.
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Old 02-14-2003, 06:37 PM   #17
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Quote:
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I have a similar I-ROBOT post:



-Mike


ummm... mine actually contained I ROBOT.
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Old 02-14-2003, 06:53 PM   #18
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Is he the guy on the right or left....
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Old 02-14-2003, 06:55 PM   #19
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I ROBOT is the skinny white guy on the left.
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Old 02-14-2003, 06:56 PM   #20
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Quote:
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is it finger eleven


Yes, awesome freaking cd.
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Old 02-14-2003, 07:03 PM   #21
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HA HA HA. LOLOL Halfbaked is what you are my frend. That is to say your brain is Halfbaked! Like your skemes. Do thnik you can imytate I ROBOT but you are realy fooling yourlef. You should go back to typing on your TRaSh-80 becuase that is what your peace of ISHT (can i say that?) excuse for a compturer is. Not at all like I ROBOTs computre. His nuroprocesser (that is to say his brian) is twice your puny size and iam not talking about your wee wee. Now I must go xert my superority over the rest of you peeons (not your weeny ytou ghey person).
This is the best one.
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Old 02-14-2003, 09:50 PM   #22
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man Chinchillas so are cool!

YOU KNOW ME LIKE NO OTHER, but you aint my lover.
YOU= WIN (so far)
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Old 02-14-2003, 10:42 PM   #23
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PLESE TRY AND IMMMITATE ME BECAUSE WITHOUT ROBOTS THEN WHO WOULD MAKE MULTICOLORED CAMERAS TO WATCH OVER THE GAMES OF LITTLE LEAGUE?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!11!! IF THIS CAME TO BE (ASSUMING IT COULD) (OR NOT) THEN CHILDREN WOULD PLAY IN FIELDS OF RICE FROM DAYS OF YORE AND THE BUFFALOS WOULD COME TO NEST

WITHOUT BUFFALOS WHERE WOULD THE MOON GO DURING THE DAY?!?!!!! THATS RIGHT! THEN YOU WOULD ALL BE IN TROUBLE WITH JESUS AND COMPANY!!!



WHOOOPSSS!!!!!
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Old 02-15-2003, 12:48 AM   #24
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Quote:
I ROBOT wrote on 12-29-2002 01:04 AM:


Quote:
HalfBaked wrote on 12-27-2002 10:15 PM:
Hey, you sexy robot you, what type of metallic objects are you wearing...because I know I'm not wearing any



you said to pm you, im not hitting on you i swear...
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Old 02-15-2003, 01:25 AM   #25
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