Nut powder and Gold Bond

Chewy-WRX · 06-12-2003, 11:55 AM

I was trying to explain to Kenshiro how much it sucks when you forget to apply nut powder in the morning. He had no idea what I was talking about.

Please tell me the rest of you guys know the pleasure of applying Gold Bond to keep you feeling dry and fresh through out the day.

Once you go Gold you can never go back (its like being addicted to chap stick)

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Chewy-WRX · 06-12-2003, 11:57 AM

Ahhh yeah....

pink-i · 06-12-2003, 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Chewy-WRX
Once you go Gold you can never go back

Yeah, that's what I'm afraid of.

kenshiro · 06-12-2003, 11:59 AM

I don't think anybody else powders their nuts each morning.

JGard · 06-12-2003, 12:04 PM

you're kidding, right? You haven't seen all the threads we've had on this.

That being said, I didn't do it this morning...mainly because I was too tired and lazy. I wish I did, though, it's humid out today!

STEALTH-WRX · 06-12-2003, 12:06 PM

so what does it exactly do. absorb any moisture so your nuts dont stick to the sides or your legs?

JGard · 06-12-2003, 12:09 PM

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Originally posted by STEALTH-WRX
so what does it exactly do. absorb any moisture so your nuts dont stick to the sides or your legs?

yes, exactly. It prevents any sweat-related chaffing, too.

as someone put it once, it's like a 1,000 little gnomes with icey hands massaging your boys.

it really is a wonderful thing. Kinda like A/C for the 'goods'

MrBlue · 06-12-2003, 12:10 PM

Gold bond passed its first extreme heat test with flying colors the other day.

it was like 95 degrees down on the subway the other day and my boys were cool and dry.

STEALTH-WRX · 06-12-2003, 12:10 PM

so how do you apply it. put some dust in your hand and then pat your nuts?

-=C=- · 06-12-2003, 12:10 PM

do a search for Gold Bond...

way too many benefits to discuss again...

although I've noticed that my boys have built up a little bit of an immunity to the effects...the first day I tried it, I was like "Holy wow!", but now, 2 months later, they just seem to say "yeah give me my stuff" in the morning, and then just shut up and chill...I think my boys are gonna start needing a bigger fix soon...

kenshiro · 06-12-2003, 12:11 PM

Well it never bothered me before, but reading this is making my nuts uncomfortably sweaty.

Rebelious Youth · 06-12-2003, 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=C=-
do a search for Gold Bond...

way too many benefits to discuss again...

although I've noticed that my boys have built up a little bit of an immunity to the effects...the first day I tried it, I was like "Holy wow!", but now, 2 months later, they just seem to say "yeah give me my stuff" in the morning, and then just shut up and chill...I think my boys are gonna start needing a bigger fix soon...

You're going to have to step up to the blue bottle now.

RokketRide · 06-12-2003, 12:15 PM

< Powderless nutsac

Chewy-WRX · 06-12-2003, 12:17 PM

Quote:

I think my boys are gonna start needing a bigger fix soon...

Oooooh the Blue Bottle. It hurts. It like spraying your nuts with liquid nitrogen (not that I know what that feels like)

Kenshiro - you should try the NP (nut powder).. seriously, it will be an awakening.

JGard · 06-12-2003, 12:19 PM

when I apply...

heh, don't picture this!

I lay on my back, get all spread eagle style, and spray, pour, shake, whatever, the powder there....then gently pat into place

Chewy-WRX · 06-12-2003, 12:19 PM

Quote:

it's like a 1,000 little gnomes with icey hands massaging your boys.

So true. In that case the Blue Bottle is like 1,000 little gnomes with icy hands beating the living daylights out of your boys. Its a good pain though...

-=C=- · 06-12-2003, 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JGard
when I apply...

heh, don't picture this!

I lay on my back, get all spread eagle style, and spray, pour, shake, whatever, the powder there....then gently pat into place

WORST POST EVAR!!!!

man...I'd rather have spent the last 20 secs at ogrish...

kenshiro · 06-12-2003, 12:22 PM

Dude JGard you're making me feel ill.

pink-i · 06-12-2003, 12:23 PM

What if it gets in your pee-hole?

Chewy-WRX · 06-12-2003, 12:24 PM

Quote:

Dude JGard you're making me feel ill.

But at least his nuts are dry!

JGard · 06-12-2003, 12:27 PM

I told you not to visualize it! I felt sick writing it!

Rebelious Youth · 06-12-2003, 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Chewy-WRX

So true. In that case the Blue Bottle is like 1,000 little gnomes with icy hands beating the living daylights out of your boys. Its a good pain though...

SWEET! I'm going to buy the blue bottle tonight. No more of that wimpy yellow bottle stuff.

As a side note to all non-Gold Bond users. If you live in a humid part of the country, Gold Bond is almost a must. Buy a bottle for the home and one for the office. You'll be much more easy to deal with after the lunch pat down.

Remy E. LeBeau · 06-12-2003, 12:32 PM

Is their an odor to this "nutt powder"? I mean let say I have a hot date right after I go running and I use the powder...will she obviously know that its there by the smell? Has anyone taste tested it to make sure a chick can teabag ya without getting ill? I think these are things we should discuss....

Remy

Neek · 06-12-2003, 12:32 PM

I am a total nut-powdering convert. It's like a cult. I even got my dad doing Gold Bond green now. I need the fix every morning or I just don't feel right.

The best thing I learned from OT...period.

I'm also trying the razor blades in mineral oil and Lysol concentrate. So far it seems to be working. I'm like 2 months into the same blade, shaving every other day.

New Slogan:

What would your life be without OT

Neek · 06-12-2003, 12:33 PM

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Originally posted by Rebelious Youth

SWEET! I'm going to buy the blue bottle tonight. No more of that wimpy yellow bottle stuff.

Don't do it...step up to the green and stay there. Yellow is for pussies, and Blue is just plain nuclear nut-melting toxic junk-burner.

06-12-2003, 11:55 AM	#1
Chewy-WRX Scooby Newbie Member#: 19426 Join Date: May 2002 Location: ATL Vehicle: 2002 WRX Black I luv the Ice Gnomes....	Nut powder and Gold Bond I was trying to explain to Kenshiro how much it sucks when you forget to apply nut powder in the morning. He had no idea what I was talking about. Please tell me the rest of you guys know the pleasure of applying Gold Bond to keep you feeling dry and fresh through out the day. Once you go Gold you can never go back (its like being addicted to chap stick) * Registered users of the site do not see these ads.

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06-12-2003, 11:57 AM	#2
Chewy-WRX Scooby Newbie Member#: 19426 Join Date: May 2002 Location: ATL Vehicle: 2002 WRX Black I luv the Ice Gnomes....	Ahhh yeah....

06-12-2003, 11:59 AM	#4
kenshiro Scooby Specialist Member#: 15917 Join Date: Mar 2002 Vehicle: 2002 teh FastAR rex Black like my soul	I don't think anybody else powders their nuts each morning.

06-12-2003, 12:04 PM	#5
JGard Pooptastic Member#: 1904 Join Date: Jul 2000 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: Salem, MA Vehicle: 2009 WRX Premium 5dr 1991 Mazda Miata	you're kidding, right? You haven't seen all the threads we've had on this. That being said, I didn't do it this morning...mainly because I was too tired and lazy. I wish I did, though, it's humid out today!

06-12-2003, 12:06 PM	#6
STEALTH-WRX Scooby Specialist Member#: 7822 Join Date: Jun 2001 Chapter/Region: SCIC Location: Huntington Beach, California Vehicle: 2002 check it out http://www.nickslife.net	so what does it exactly do. absorb any moisture so your nuts dont stick to the sides or your legs?

06-12-2003, 12:10 PM	#8
MrBlue Scooby Newbie Member#: 34978 Join Date: Apr 2003 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: Red Sox Nation Vehicle: 2006 WRX Gray	Gold bond passed its first extreme heat test with flying colors the other day. it was like 95 degrees down on the subway the other day and my boys were cool and dry.

06-12-2003, 12:10 PM	#10
-=C=- Scooby Specialist Member#: 7719 Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: OT 24/7 Vehicle: You are my new best friend, can I come over?	do a search for Gold Bond... way too many benefits to discuss again... although I've noticed that my boys have built up a little bit of an immunity to the effects...the first day I tried it, I was like "Holy wow!", but now, 2 months later, they just seem to say "yeah give me my stuff" in the morning, and then just shut up and chill...I think my boys are gonna start needing a bigger fix soon...

06-12-2003, 12:11 PM	#11
kenshiro Scooby Specialist Member#: 15917 Join Date: Mar 2002 Vehicle: 2002 teh FastAR rex Black like my soul	Well it never bothered me before, but reading this is making my nuts uncomfortably sweaty.

06-12-2003, 12:15 PM	#13
RokketRide Scooby Specialist Member#: 17984 Join Date: Apr 2002	< Powderless nutsac

06-12-2003, 12:19 PM	#15
JGard Pooptastic Member#: 1904 Join Date: Jul 2000 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: Salem, MA Vehicle: 2009 WRX Premium 5dr 1991 Mazda Miata	when I apply... heh, don't picture this! I lay on my back, get all spread eagle style, and spray, pour, shake, whatever, the powder there....then gently pat into place

06-12-2003, 12:22 PM	#18
kenshiro Scooby Specialist Member#: 15917 Join Date: Mar 2002 Vehicle: 2002 teh FastAR rex Black like my soul	Dude JGard you're making me feel ill.

06-12-2003, 12:23 PM	#19
pink-i Scooby Newbie Member#: 23640 Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: none	What if it gets in your pee-hole?

06-12-2003, 12:27 PM	#21
JGard Pooptastic Member#: 1904 Join Date: Jul 2000 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: Salem, MA Vehicle: 2009 WRX Premium 5dr 1991 Mazda Miata	I told you not to visualize it! I felt sick writing it!

06-12-2003, 12:32 PM	#23
Remy E. LeBeau Scooby Newbie Member#: 4714 Join Date: Mar 2001	Is their an odor to this "nutt powder"? I mean let say I have a hot date right after I go running and I use the powder...will she obviously know that its there by the smell? Has anyone taste tested it to make sure a chick can teabag ya without getting ill? I think these are things we should discuss.... Remy

06-12-2003, 12:32 PM	#24
Neek Scooby Specialist Member#: 3400 Join Date: Jan 2001 Chapter/Region: South East Location: Boca Raton, FL Vehicle: 2008 BMW 335i Conv. 2007 Triumph Speed Triple	I am a total nut-powdering convert. It's like a cult. I even got my dad doing Gold Bond green now. I need the fix every morning or I just don't feel right. The best thing I learned from OT...period. I'm also trying the razor blades in mineral oil and Lysol concentrate. So far it seems to be working. I'm like 2 months into the same blade, shaving every other day. New Slogan: What would your life be without OT