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Old 06-12-2003, 11:55 AM   #1
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Default Nut powder and Gold Bond

I was trying to explain to Kenshiro how much it sucks when you forget to apply nut powder in the morning. He had no idea what I was talking about.

Please tell me the rest of you guys know the pleasure of applying Gold Bond to keep you feeling dry and fresh through out the day.

Once you go Gold you can never go back (its like being addicted to chap stick)
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Old 06-12-2003, 11:57 AM   #2
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Ahhh yeah....
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Old 06-12-2003, 11:59 AM   #3
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Yeah, that's what I'm afraid of.
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Old 06-12-2003, 11:59 AM   #4
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I don't think anybody else powders their nuts each morning.
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Old 06-12-2003, 12:04 PM   #5
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you're kidding, right? You haven't seen all the threads we've had on this.

That being said, I didn't do it this morning...mainly because I was too tired and lazy. I wish I did, though, it's humid out today!
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Old 06-12-2003, 12:06 PM   #6
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so what does it exactly do. absorb any moisture so your nuts dont stick to the sides or your legs?
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Old 06-12-2003, 12:09 PM   #7
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so what does it exactly do. absorb any moisture so your nuts dont stick to the sides or your legs?
yes, exactly. It prevents any sweat-related chaffing, too.

as someone put it once, it's like a 1,000 little gnomes with icey hands massaging your boys.

it really is a wonderful thing. Kinda like A/C for the 'goods'
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Old 06-12-2003, 12:10 PM   #8
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Gold bond passed its first extreme heat test with flying colors the other day.


it was like 95 degrees down on the subway the other day and my boys were cool and dry.
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Old 06-12-2003, 12:10 PM   #9
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so how do you apply it. put some dust in your hand and then pat your nuts?
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Old 06-12-2003, 12:10 PM   #10
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do a search for Gold Bond...

way too many benefits to discuss again...

although I've noticed that my boys have built up a little bit of an immunity to the effects...the first day I tried it, I was like "Holy wow!", but now, 2 months later, they just seem to say "yeah give me my stuff" in the morning, and then just shut up and chill...I think my boys are gonna start needing a bigger fix soon...
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Old 06-12-2003, 12:11 PM   #11
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Well it never bothered me before, but reading this is making my nuts uncomfortably sweaty.
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Old 06-12-2003, 12:15 PM   #12
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do a search for Gold Bond...

way too many benefits to discuss again...

although I've noticed that my boys have built up a little bit of an immunity to the effects...the first day I tried it, I was like "Holy wow!", but now, 2 months later, they just seem to say "yeah give me my stuff" in the morning, and then just shut up and chill...I think my boys are gonna start needing a bigger fix soon...

You're going to have to step up to the blue bottle now.
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Old 06-12-2003, 12:15 PM   #13
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< Powderless nutsac
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Old 06-12-2003, 12:17 PM   #14
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I think my boys are gonna start needing a bigger fix soon...
Oooooh the Blue Bottle. It hurts. It like spraying your nuts with liquid nitrogen (not that I know what that feels like)

Kenshiro - you should try the NP (nut powder).. seriously, it will be an awakening.
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Old 06-12-2003, 12:19 PM   #15
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when I apply...

heh, don't picture this!

I lay on my back, get all spread eagle style, and spray, pour, shake, whatever, the powder there....then gently pat into place
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Old 06-12-2003, 12:19 PM   #16
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it's like a 1,000 little gnomes with icey hands massaging your boys.

So true. In that case the Blue Bottle is like 1,000 little gnomes with icy hands beating the living daylights out of your boys. Its a good pain though...
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when I apply...

heh, don't picture this!

I lay on my back, get all spread eagle style, and spray, pour, shake, whatever, the powder there....then gently pat into place


WORST POST EVAR!!!!

man...I'd rather have spent the last 20 secs at ogrish...
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Old 06-12-2003, 12:22 PM   #18
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Dude JGard you're making me feel ill.
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Old 06-12-2003, 12:23 PM   #19
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What if it gets in your pee-hole?
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Old 06-12-2003, 12:24 PM   #20
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Dude JGard you're making me feel ill.
But at least his nuts are dry!
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Old 06-12-2003, 12:27 PM   #21
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I told you not to visualize it! I felt sick writing it!
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So true. In that case the Blue Bottle is like 1,000 little gnomes with icy hands beating the living daylights out of your boys. Its a good pain though...

SWEET! I'm going to buy the blue bottle tonight. No more of that wimpy yellow bottle stuff.


As a side note to all non-Gold Bond users. If you live in a humid part of the country, Gold Bond is almost a must. Buy a bottle for the home and one for the office. You'll be much more easy to deal with after the lunch pat down.
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Old 06-12-2003, 12:32 PM   #23
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Is their an odor to this "nutt powder"? I mean let say I have a hot date right after I go running and I use the powder...will she obviously know that its there by the smell? Has anyone taste tested it to make sure a chick can teabag ya without getting ill? I think these are things we should discuss....



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Old 06-12-2003, 12:32 PM   #24
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I am a total nut-powdering convert. It's like a cult. I even got my dad doing Gold Bond green now. I need the fix every morning or I just don't feel right.

The best thing I learned from OT...period.

I'm also trying the razor blades in mineral oil and Lysol concentrate. So far it seems to be working. I'm like 2 months into the same blade, shaving every other day.

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Old 06-12-2003, 12:33 PM   #25
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SWEET! I'm going to buy the blue bottle tonight. No more of that wimpy yellow bottle stuff.

Don't do it...step up to the green and stay there. Yellow is for pussies, and Blue is just plain nuclear nut-melting toxic junk-burner.
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