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Old 06-24-2003, 04:42 PM   #1
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Default Whats the FUNNIEST porno you've ever seen?

And by funny, i mean there are scenes where you are laughing too hard to even concentrate on the sex that is actually going on on-screen.

Two on my list:
1. Merry X-mas: starring Samantha Strong, theres an elf played by a midget porn star named 'Short Stud' who's in a scene with a regular woman, and just seeing the size difference and the dialogue he says is classic

2. Beaver n Buttface: probably one of several Beavis and Butthead Parodies. The two guys who played B & B had the outfits, hair and even prostetic noses to complete the look and the scary thing was, they did PERFECT imitations of beavis n butthead. Who said there isn't good acting in porn?

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Old 06-24-2003, 04:44 PM   #2
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5 sins..

spice girls porno..

100% hilarity
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Old 06-24-2003, 04:52 PM   #3
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I don't remember the title but...

The opening scene was this hot blonde on a bed. She's talking to someone off camera...about how much she loves him and wants him and all that jazz. Then suddenly a large blue ball bounces up onto the bed...the lover she is speaking of. She then proceeds to do...things...with the ball.

Eventually the movie becomes a movie about making a porn movie searching for some giant magical hairy clam that makes people either super sexual or super non-sexual...I forget how it went.

It was funny and odd at the same time. I gotta track that one down.

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Old 06-24-2003, 04:58 PM   #4
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Without a doubt.

"Edward Penishands" Starring Nikki Sixx. Needs no expaination. Imagine the "ice sculpture" scene with a different liquid for snowflakes
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Old 06-24-2003, 05:47 PM   #5
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One of the Devil in Miss Jones Series...maybe number 3. Guy answers the phone while shaving a woman. His wife asks what he's doing...he says, "I'm shaving"

Had to be there, I guess.
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Old 06-24-2003, 06:05 PM   #6
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Cafe Flesh is just nutty.
Guys with pencil heads ****in girls, just crazy crazy stuff.
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Old 06-24-2003, 06:12 PM   #7
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The one Keif filmed with your momz in it.
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Old 06-24-2003, 06:13 PM   #8
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Any of the Max Hardcore flicks. The stuff he does to women is just so foul and degrading you can't not laugh.

There was one flick where it was just normal sex between a girl and a guy, except he was wearing camo and he kept going "OH BAH!" instead of moaning/groaning. That was just utterly hilarious.

There was a piece of a porn that I got off of Kazaa that had some guy nailing a girl backside style in a bathroom. When he got ready to do the money shot, he shoved her head in the toilet and then flushed the toilet. When the toilet was done flushing, he pulled her head out of the toilet and gave her the money.

Any porn involving clowns or midgets is good stuff too.
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Old 06-24-2003, 06:19 PM   #9
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in college (it shall remain nameless), we had porn night at the school theather once a year. it was great cuz tons of chicks would surprisingly show up. they always showed this one film that was 3-D (so everyone got their glasses out) and i remember that there was a guy in a rabbit costume poundin this one chick and "money" flying right out at ya - from the 70's no doubt. too bad i can't remember the name.
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Old 06-24-2003, 07:24 PM   #10
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Friend of mine bought a porn based on the cover. Hot chicks. Lots of them. Promised lesbian action. He got it home and it was all black dudes. He's never lived that down.

Poke-a-hot-ass is one of the funnier ones I've seen. Not too much of a porn fan though. :shrug:
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Old 06-24-2003, 07:41 PM   #11
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White trash sluts 5 or butt sluts 5, both my friend found on the side of the road while he was setting water.
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Old 06-24-2003, 08:10 PM   #12
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I forget what it was called but one of the lines was, "I'm so horny I could f-bomb a chicken pot pie"

Also if you find a good porn bloopers tape, they're awesome. Girls getting blinded on film and running off set to the bathroom cause they can't see.
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Old 06-24-2003, 08:14 PM   #13
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quicky in the woods, then the dude spilt mayonaise all over the chicks eye. She couldn't even open her eye, it was like stuck together. I just got it off of Kazaa, though.
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Old 06-24-2003, 08:17 PM   #14
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yeah, if you do a search for "Porn outtakes" or something along those lines on Kazaa you should get a few results.... people falling off beds, gaging, etc.
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Old 06-24-2003, 08:20 PM   #15
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yeah, if you do a search for "Porn outtakes" or something along those lines on Kazaa you should get a few results.... people falling off beds, gaging, etc.
yeah, that's what the one i was talking about was
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Old 06-24-2003, 08:52 PM   #16
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This isn't from a porno but it's a scene in the "horror movie" Jack Frost. I quote "horror movie" cuz it was rediculously funny. Anyways, the scene where the snowman man rapes that chic from american pie, that was priceless. Normally he has a carrot for his nose...but in the scene his melted into the bath she's in and all you see is a carrot floating inthe water. Well, it's not on his nose when he's solidified and doing her!!!
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Old 06-24-2003, 10:19 PM   #17
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This isn't from a porno but it's a scene in the "horror movie" Jack Frost. I quote "horror movie" cuz it was rediculously funny. Anyways, the scene where the snowman man rapes that chic from american pie, that was priceless. Normally he has a carrot for his nose...but in the scene his melted into the bath she's in and all you see is a carrot floating inthe water. Well, it's not on his nose when he's solidified and doing her!!!


I remember seeing that!! Its a classic!!
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Old 06-24-2003, 11:12 PM   #18
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My friend had a really hillarious 80's porno. It had all the cheap 80s camera tricks and what not.

The best scene is were some girl goes to a gas station because her house plant is gonna die. She tells some guy than hes like oh yea lemme go have a look and they go back to the house, he puts tape on the plant than they have secks.
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Old 06-24-2003, 11:14 PM   #19
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some Dickman and Throbbin
or Ed Powers
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Old 06-24-2003, 11:30 PM   #20
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Again, I don't remember the name(seems to be a common thread). Traci Lords was in it. She's sitting in the middle of a dark room playing with herself. There's a voiceover, deep and booming voice. All of the sudden it says "There would be no foreplay" and this guy comes out and proceeds to screw her like no tomorrow.

All I know is we spent about 6 hours running around a college dorm(drunk) yelling "There would be no foreplay" in our deepest voices.

That was a hard one to explain to the RA's.
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Old 06-24-2003, 11:32 PM   #21
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Bobby Dickman I-IV
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Old 06-24-2003, 11:40 PM   #22
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Friend of mine bought a porn based on the cover. Hot chicks. Lots of them. Promised lesbian action. He got it home and it was all black dudes. He's never lived that down.
Same sort of thing happened to a friend of mine, promised hardcore lesbian buttsecks or something, and it ended up being "Let's eat thai" and all the girls were fat. I'll leave it at that
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Old 06-25-2003, 12:32 PM   #23
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When the toilet was done flushing, he pulled her head out of the toilet and gave her the money.
That is Rocco, he also mistreats women. That is a funny clip though.

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Old 06-25-2003, 12:36 PM   #24
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Any porn involving clowns or midgets is good stuff too.
how true. saw one where two lesbian clowns (complete with red rubber noses) finished, and the one girl reaches over and honks the other's nose...and the sound bite was the cartoon-style "HONK!" funny stuff.

and any pr0no that features someone who looks like someone else you know.
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Old 06-25-2003, 01:01 PM   #25
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Orgasmo by Trey Parker and Matt Stone is semi-pr0n... and it's rather funny at times.
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