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Old 07-03-2003, 02:53 PM   #1
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Angry My lack of a sense of smell is starting to get a little frustrating!

Heres a little bit of info about tEh G0os3M4n that you all probably dont know about.....I dont have a sense of smell (at the very most, its WEAAAAK). Just like people who are blind or deaf, I cant smell anything. You can fart in my face and I wont even notice...you can put me in a room full of decaying carcasses covered in vomit and poop, and I wouldnt even flinch. You can even stick me in a closet with Keifs moms for hours on end and I wouldnt suffocate! YES! ITS TRUE!

The downside of it is that my sense if taste is not on par with everyone else...I can taste, but I dont think I can taste EVERYTHING, or at least not to the level that everyone else can..which sucks

And what REALLY sucks, is that I cant tell if food is expired or not! I was just about to eat a yoghurt, and there was a small hole in the top..so I wanted to check if it was still good by smelling it..and of course, nothing... Luckily I tasted it and it didnt taste like ass, so it was cool. But it's happened a few times where I wouldnt smell spoiled food, and put some in my mouth only to find out it taste vile and putrid (like a bowl of cereal with spoiled milk! UUGH!!)

Anyway, thats my story.
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Old 07-03-2003, 02:59 PM   #2
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Too much coke EH?
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Old 07-03-2003, 03:01 PM   #3
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Consider it a blessing that Gefilte Fish doesn't make you gag.
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Old 07-03-2003, 03:02 PM   #4
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so I wanted to check if it was still good by smelling it
So you can't smell...that's not your fault...but damn! Call 1-800-ABCDEFG and learn TO READ.
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Old 07-03-2003, 07:32 PM   #5
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[nelson] smell ya later [/nelson]
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Old 07-03-2003, 09:01 PM   #6
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Consider it a blessing that Gefilte Fish doesn't make you gag.
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Old 07-03-2003, 11:32 PM   #7
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oyyyyy......
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Old 07-03-2003, 11:33 PM   #8
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Some women will love that about you...or should I say, that will be a blessing for you occationally.
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Old 07-04-2003, 12:06 AM   #9
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I can just see this scene in Goosie's future:

Mrs. Goosie: Honey, does this milk smell spoiled to you?

Goosie: No it smells fine to me.

Mrs. Goosie: OK....gulp...GAGGGG!!!!! You bastard! No choochie for you!


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Old 07-04-2003, 08:10 AM   #10
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Some women will love that about you...or should I say, that will be a blessing for you occationally.
well, trust me man, I KNOW when its bad. I can still see the little stink lines!
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Old 07-04-2003, 11:52 AM   #11
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Train a chihuaha to either nod or shake his head when he smells something. Keep him in your pocket.
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Old 07-04-2003, 11:53 AM   #12
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sounds like a plan
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Old 07-04-2003, 12:14 PM   #13
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well, trust me man, I KNOW when its bad. I can still see the little stink lines!
OMG what type of chicks are you bringin home?

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Old 07-04-2003, 01:03 PM   #14
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OMG what type of chicks are you bringin home?

keifs momz
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Old 07-04-2003, 01:39 PM   #15
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the really funny part is when you switch his milk with a glassful of white paint.
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Old 07-04-2003, 01:46 PM   #16
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thats not really funny at all
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Old 07-04-2003, 01:49 PM   #17
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depends on whose point of view we're talking.
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Old 07-04-2003, 02:46 PM   #18
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well, trust me man, I KNOW when its bad. I can still see the little stink lines!
So does bad cootch make your eyes water?

We have a family friend who can't smell things either. When you ask her what fresh bread smells like she says,"Warm."
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