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Old 07-31-2003, 02:34 PM   #1
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Unhappy I wrecked my car this morning :(

So I'm pulling in to the parking lot at work and find an awesome space. As I'm pulling in to it, I spill some coffee on my lap and instead of slowing the car I hit the gas.

WHAM!!!!

I slammed right in to the car parked to the left of the spot I wanted. I froze and kept my foot on the gas even after I hit them. My two front wheels started spinning and smoking as I pushed forward completely destroying this car.

The worst part is that some guy was in the parking space on the right and saw the whole thing! It was funny though, as he was walking away I saw a brown stain on his pants - must've scared him.

But now my car is trashed Do you think my insurance company will pay to fix it? It's a cheapo econobox chevy.
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Old 07-31-2003, 02:35 PM   #2
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I'm sorry to hear that but thats another reason why you dont drink coffee while driving....or anything by that matter...




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Old 07-31-2003, 02:35 PM   #3
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Default Re: I wrecked my car this morning :(

10/10
-10 for not waiting long enough
+2 for poop stain.

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So I'm pulling in to the parking lot at work and find an awesome space. As I'm pulling in to it, I spill some coffee on my lap and instead of slowing the car I hit the gas.

WHAM!!!!

I slammed right in to the car parked to the left of the spot I wanted. I froze and kept my foot on the gas even after I hit them. My two front wheels started spinning and smoking as I pushed forward completely destroying this car.

The worst part is that some guy was in the parking space on the right and saw the whole thing! It was funny though, as he was walking away I saw a brown stain on his pants - must've scared him.

But now my car is trashed Do you think my insurance company will pay to fix it? It's a cheapo econobox chevy.
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Old 07-31-2003, 02:35 PM   #4
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*golf clap*
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Old 07-31-2003, 02:35 PM   #5
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doh... talk about getting 0wn3d by coffee... I thought that McDonald's took it bad... this is close.

Well hope insurance works things out fast!
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Old 07-31-2003, 02:35 PM   #6
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I'll alert the media.
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Old 07-31-2003, 02:36 PM   #7
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Old 07-31-2003, 02:36 PM   #8
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now this post is teh funnay.



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Old 07-31-2003, 02:37 PM   #9
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i agree with the 2/10. but actually...i did this same thing with fishmangs thread yesterday...

so 1/10
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Old 07-31-2003, 02:39 PM   #10
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Old 07-31-2003, 02:39 PM   #11
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Gotta give at least +3 for pulling in a decent crop of n00bs.
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Old 07-31-2003, 02:40 PM   #12
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i agree with the 2/10. but actually...i did this same thing with fishmangs thread yesterday...

so 1/10
Your parody thread has nothing to do with this one.

He still gets 2/10.
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Old 07-31-2003, 02:40 PM   #13
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I'll alert the media.
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Old 07-31-2003, 02:45 PM   #14
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on the plus side, apparently i did explain the whole scenario pretty well, if sonicsuby can get the facts straight.

and yeah, there was no coffee to be found, both hand were on the wheel, 9 and 3.
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Old 07-31-2003, 02:47 PM   #15
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man...if you would have waited about an hour...everyone wouldve forgotten about that other thread...
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Old 07-31-2003, 02:49 PM   #16
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man...if you would have waited about an hour...everyone wouldve forgotten about that other thread...
Yup.

Best time to wait - when original is off the first page.
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Old 07-31-2003, 02:51 PM   #17
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man...if you would have waited about an hour...everyone wouldve forgotten about that other thread...
yeah but when everyone forgets about it you end up getting a bunch of posts like "hope your insurance covers it!!" or "what a dumb ass!" instead of laughs...

it's a double edged sword
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Old 07-31-2003, 02:53 PM   #18
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yeah but when everyone forgets about it you end up getting a bunch of posts like "hope your insurance covers it!!" or "what a dumb ass!" instead of laughs...

it's a double edged sword
The idea of a parody thread is to get those responses - you will always get someone who remembers, and then they laugh at the n00bs who didn't
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Old 07-31-2003, 02:56 PM   #19
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The idea of a parody thread is to get those responses - you will always get someone who remembers, and then they laugh at the n00bs who didn't
Good point. I'll wait longer next time
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Old 07-31-2003, 03:16 PM   #20
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It's all in the timing!
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Old 07-31-2003, 03:24 PM   #21
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LOL.....this thread just witnessed your accident.....

http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/show...hreadid=399779
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Old 07-31-2003, 03:27 PM   #22
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LOL.....this thread just witnessed your accident.....

http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/show...hreadid=399779


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LOL.....this thread just witnessed your accident.....

http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/show...hreadid=399779
Wow, what are the odds?!?!?
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