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Old 08-14-2003, 03:04 PM   #1
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because it was a Type Arrrrrrr

i tried... muhahaha...
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Old 08-14-2003, 03:05 PM   #2
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transform and roll out!
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Old 08-14-2003, 03:09 PM   #3
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What has this taught us kiddies.

Don't try.
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Old 08-14-2003, 03:10 PM   #4
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that the autobots are not gonna win this time!
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Old 08-14-2003, 03:10 PM   #5
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That was sad.
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Old 08-14-2003, 03:11 PM   #6
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that the autobots are not gonna win this time!

umm... soundwave wasn't an autobot.... haha
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Old 08-14-2003, 03:14 PM   #7
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Actually, I was kinda surprised that "Pirates of the Carribean"wasn't rated Arrrrrr.
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Old 08-14-2003, 03:15 PM   #8
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Actually, I was kinda surprised that "Pirates of the Carribean"wasn't rated Arrrrrr.
...on account of all the booty.


Yes. We know.
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Old 08-14-2003, 03:15 PM   #9
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If this graph were a person, whta would it say?



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It would say Arrr, cause its a Pi Rad!!!

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Old 08-14-2003, 03:16 PM   #10
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a pirate walks into a bar and he has a steering wheel in his pants. the bartender says to him, "hey pirate, you got a steering wheel in your pants!"


























and the pirate says, "AYE! and it's drivin' me nuts!"
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Old 08-14-2003, 03:26 PM   #11
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A man walks up to a pirate with a wooden leg, hook for a hand, and an eye patch. The man says "what happened to your leg?" the pirate responds, "shark... bit it clean off."
man: "wow. What happened to your hand?"
pirate: "I was trying to get me leg back, and the shark took me hand too. So I got this hook"
man: "geez, so what happened to your eye?"
pirate: "Bird... crapped right in me eye."
man: "A bird crapped in your eye and you had to get a patch?"
pirate: "Aye... first day with me hook."
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Old 08-14-2003, 03:29 PM   #12
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A take off your woden leg and hit you on the head with it
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Old 08-14-2003, 03:30 PM   #13
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So I met a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
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Old 08-14-2003, 03:38 PM   #14
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Pirate Pick-up line #1:

Strike yer panties and prepare to be boarded!
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Old 08-14-2003, 03:40 PM   #15
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SERENITY NOW!!
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Old 08-14-2003, 03:44 PM   #16
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A take off your woden leg and hit you on the head with it
Like you mean it.

HARRRRRRR
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Old 08-14-2003, 03:53 PM   #17
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A pirate walks into a bar with this enormous steering wheel stuck down his pants._

The bartender can’t help but ask, “What’s with the steering wheel?”_

“ARRRRGH,” the pirate answers, “it’s drivin’ me nuts!"
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Old 08-14-2003, 03:55 PM   #18
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A pirate walks into a bar with this enormous steering wheel stuck down his pants._

The bartender can’t help but ask, “What’s with the steering wheel?”_

“ARRRRGH,” the pirate answers, “it’s drivin’ me nuts!"
Look up...
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Old 08-14-2003, 03:56 PM   #19
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A pirate walks into a bar with this enormous steering wheel stuck down his pants._

The bartender can’t help but ask, “What’s with the steering wheel?”_

“ARRRRGH,” the pirate answers, “it’s drivin’ me nuts!"
WTSFPA

(Welcome to seven freakin' posts ago)
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Old 08-14-2003, 05:32 PM   #20
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What's a pirate's favorite mode of transportation?
A cAARRRRGGH!


what's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?
arrrr


what's a pirate's favorite kind of socks?
arrrrgyle


what is a pirates favorite study subject?
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt.


what's a pirate's second-choice job?
an arrrrrrchitect!

how much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
a buccaneer

A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird ****!"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."

why does a pirate's phone go beep beep beep beep beep?
because he left it off the hook!

What does a vegan pirate do in jail?
Starrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve!

What has 8 arms and 8 legs?
8 Pirates!
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Old 08-14-2003, 05:39 PM   #21
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Like you mean it.

HARRRRRRR
Going limp again...
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Old 08-14-2003, 05:46 PM   #22
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because it was a Type Arrrrrrr

sARRRRRRt-4 is fastAAR
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