Pontiac Aztec... OMG it's Hideous.

07-25-2000, 12:30 PM

I just saw one of these driving in front of me, so I caught up to it, and it has got to be the ugliest piece of shiit I have ever seen. It looks like a big ol' lunchbox on wheels rollin' down the street. I cannot believe someone actually paid money for that abomination.

ColinL · 07-25-2000, 12:33 PM

Makes the isuzu vehicross look right cute, doesn't it?

I can't believe they're building it either. There's a first drive report on Edmunds that actually mentions the Edsel as a sort of comparison. A fair one, I think.

For those that have never seen this beast:

[This message has been edited by ColinL (edited July 25, 2000).]

Fred Zaplitny · 07-25-2000, 12:34 PM

I think they look like little garbage trucks!

ColinL · 07-25-2000, 12:39 PM

Heh, here is that article I mentioned.

brat · 07-25-2000, 12:43 PM

You don't like the vehicross? I love it. I was kind of considering it for a winter/next car. It is so stylish. Maybe I see it that way because I am going to school to design cars and am drawn to any design that is fresh. I don't know. I didn't know those Pontiacs were released yet.

brat · 07-25-2000, 12:47 PM

Okay, I just looked at that report and saw the back of the Aztek. It does look like a garbage truck from the back. I understand why you don't like it now. I like the front though.

MPREZYA · 07-25-2000, 12:49 PM

"Wider is Better"

Rich

[This message has been edited by MPREZYA (edited July 25, 2000).]

ColinL · 07-25-2000, 12:55 PM

The vehicross is ... um, not my style. But I wouldn't make fun of someone driving it, in fact I'd be jealous of their recaro seats. But the aztek... oh boy.

8Complex · 07-25-2000, 02:23 PM

You're f**king kidding me... this thing is a real, production vehicle??!?

Overtime · 07-25-2000, 02:34 PM

Looks like someone merged the CRX with the hideous BMW SMVs (soccer mom vehicles).

Disgusting. I'm going to go throw up now.

07-25-2000, 02:42 PM

Something even better !

Go to www.pontiac.com and click on the Aztec link on the left side.

You can get a 360 degree view of the exterior AND the interior !

What an amazingly fugly vehicle !

Fmdeadrick · 07-25-2000, 02:44 PM

It shouldn't be too bad after they take off the camoflage.

Mark
www.kartboy.com

JaiMak · 07-25-2000, 02:46 PM

You know what's even scarier? Remember our friends at GM buying 20% of FHI??

From a road test I heard:

The Aztec uses an viscous coupling center differential to distribute power front and rear..

That's right folks, 90% chance that the aztec is using the same technology that our AWD uses.

It's more like our cars than you think! the horror!!! ahahahahahaha!

Bahumut · 07-26-2000, 01:12 AM

Got to ride in a VehiCross. Nice, but I don't know if it's worth the $30K asking price.

That Aztek is pretty nasty looking.. NO MORE SUVs please.

07-26-2000, 01:15 AM

Teehee, a 210HP front wheel drive dump truck.

But it will have it's market niche. Remember the Buick Reatta ? ~shudder~

[This message has been edited by Matt (edited July 25, 2000).]

Faraz · 07-26-2000, 01:21 AM

I love the VehiCross... i would have gotten one if they weren't 30k ...but the aztek is ass plain and simple

boxerman · 07-26-2000, 01:32 AM

I think wanting to be fresh and original is one of the common pitfalls of stylists. Aesthetically pleasing shopuld take precendece over originality. If someone build a Modern E-type Jag (and I mean an exact copy with modern mechanicals) I, and I believe many other enthusiasts would be all over it.

Design is just a combination of lines and curves and IMHO the best ones are past. The art school metality is to break your own ground even if the end results are repulsive. (walk around SoHO galleries for a first hand experience) Ever wonder why the teachers are teaching and not designing?

Nissan hasn't built anything as beautiful as the original 240z. The Corvette's zenith was between 63 and 67. The 996 is a 911 that has been heated to the point of melting. The 66 Mustang fastback is the best of the breed. The supra has always been a styling dissappointment. The Modena is beautiful, but then again PininFarina is not afraid to pay tribute to their successful past designs ('64 250LM).

Design is truly where the Italians show the comaparative advantage. The English aren't bad at all either. Bauhaus belongs in the outhouse. Germans do beer!

I still don't get what people see in the Skyline (besides the power) It is an over the top prepubescent boys fantasy car. My fantasy was a blown hemi Cuda.

Just my, as usual, opiniated $.02
Tim

subapooh · 07-26-2000, 01:37 AM

Help Stop The Aztek!

BedwardTheFlyingPreacher · 07-26-2000, 01:37 AM

Criminy, ease up on rippin' the Aztek, will ya guys?!
It's quirky and unconventional...in a Citroen sort of way. In fact, it's so un-cool; that it's like, cool, man.
C'mon, it's not as if our beloved Subaru hasn't ever marketed some bizarre avant garde models over the years!
I just think that we Subie-lovers should welcome more daring and adventurous designs.
Particularly from boring middle-of-the-road General Motors. Hey, maybe they will bring back the Corvair!

boxerman · 07-26-2000, 01:42 AM

Not if Ralph Nader becomes president

Tim

Fish · 07-26-2000, 01:45 AM

Dear god that's ugly..
it looks like the rear end of a CRX transplanted to a SUV.. what were they thinking!?

Portly · 07-26-2000, 01:46 AM

I can only think of two reasons for the Aztek's existance:

1. It was a joke by the design staff and everybody forgot to tell management.

2. It's all a plot to make the Monte Carlo appear slightly less ugly. (Good luck!)

ColinL · 07-26-2000, 01:49 AM

Everyone make sure and read that link subapooh provided. That's funny stuff, especially the section on bad design.

07-25-2000, 12:30 PM	#1
Dirty Underwear Gang Guest Member#:	Pontiac Aztec... OMG it's Hideous. I just saw one of these driving in front of me, so I caught up to it, and it has got to be the ugliest piece of shiit I have ever seen. It looks like a big ol' lunchbox on wheels rollin' down the street. I cannot believe someone actually paid money for that abomination.

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07-25-2000, 12:33 PM	#2
ColinL Scooby Guru Member#: 114 Join Date: Jul 1999 Chapter/Region: MWSOC Location: Wichita, KS and Whoring, OT Vehicle: '03 Evo, Rice White '01 Erion CBR 929	Makes the isuzu vehicross look right cute, doesn't it? I can't believe they're building it either. There's a first drive report on Edmunds that actually mentions the Edsel as a sort of comparison. A fair one, I think. For those that have never seen this beast: [This message has been edited by ColinL (edited July 25, 2000).]

07-25-2000, 12:34 PM	#3
Fred Zaplitny Gone... But not forgotten Member#: 92 Join Date: Jul 1999 Location: East Detroit, Michigan Vehicle: 1999 2.5RS Coupe Blueish Kind of	I think they look like little garbage trucks!

07-25-2000, 12:39 PM	#4
ColinL Scooby Guru Member#: 114 Join Date: Jul 1999 Chapter/Region: MWSOC Location: Wichita, KS and Whoring, OT Vehicle: '03 Evo, Rice White '01 Erion CBR 929	Heh, here is that article I mentioned.

07-25-2000, 12:43 PM	#5
brat Scooby Newbie Member#: 1093 Join Date: Mar 2000 Location: Clinton Corners, NY	You don't like the vehicross? I love it. I was kind of considering it for a winter/next car. It is so stylish. Maybe I see it that way because I am going to school to design cars and am drawn to any design that is fresh. I don't know. I didn't know those Pontiacs were released yet.

07-25-2000, 12:47 PM	#6
brat Scooby Newbie Member#: 1093 Join Date: Mar 2000 Location: Clinton Corners, NY	Okay, I just looked at that report and saw the back of the Aztek. It does look like a garbage truck from the back. I understand why you don't like it now. I like the front though.

07-25-2000, 12:49 PM	#7
MPREZYA I'm Baaaaack Moderator Member#: 85 Join Date: Jul 1999 Chapter/Region: SCIC Location: www.themonkeystrunk.com	*"Wider is Better"* Rich [This message has been edited by MPREZYA (edited July 25, 2000).]

07-25-2000, 12:55 PM	#8
ColinL Scooby Guru Member#: 114 Join Date: Jul 1999 Chapter/Region: MWSOC Location: Wichita, KS and Whoring, OT Vehicle: '03 Evo, Rice White '01 Erion CBR 929	The vehicross is ... um, not my style. But I wouldn't make fun of someone driving it, in fact I'd be jealous of their recaro seats. But the aztek... oh boy.

07-25-2000, 02:23 PM	#9
8Complex Moderator Member#: 922 Join Date: Feb 2000 Chapter/Region: MWSOC Location: Schaumburg, IL Vehicle: 2000 Impreza 2.5RS Silver	You're f**king kidding me... this thing is a real, production vehicle??!?

07-25-2000, 02:34 PM	#10
Overtime Scooby Specialist Member#: 1346 Join Date: Apr 2000	Looks like someone merged the CRX with the hideous BMW SMVs (soccer mom vehicles). Disgusting. I'm going to go throw up now.

07-25-2000, 02:42 PM	#11
Matt Guest Member#:	Something even better ! Go to www.pontiac.com and click on the Aztec link on the left side. You can get a 360 degree view of the exterior AND the interior ! What an amazingly fugly vehicle !

07-25-2000, 02:44 PM	#12
Fmdeadrick Scooby Newbie Member#: 200 Join Date: Aug 1999 Location: San Diego, CA, USA Vehicle: 1999 Impreza 2.5RS Black	It shouldn't be too bad after they take off the camoflage. Mark www.kartboy.com

07-25-2000, 02:46 PM	#13
JaiMak NASIOC Supporter Member#: 697 Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: TSC headquarters Vehicle: 1999 Top Scoob #4 Satin White Pearl	You know what's even scarier? Remember our friends at GM buying 20% of FHI?? From a road test I heard: The Aztec uses an viscous coupling center differential to distribute power front and rear.. That's right folks, 90% chance that the aztec is using the same technology that our AWD uses. It's more like our cars than you think! the horror!!! ahahahahahaha!

07-26-2000, 01:12 AM	#14
Bahumut Scooby Newbie Member#: 460 Join Date: Oct 1999 Location: Overland Park, KS, USA Vehicle: 1995 Impreza Wagon Brilliant Red/Slade	Got to ride in a VehiCross. Nice, but I don't know if it's worth the $30K asking price. That Aztek is pretty nasty looking.. NO MORE SUVs please.

07-26-2000, 01:15 AM	#15
Matt Guest Member#:	Teehee, a 210HP front wheel drive dump truck. But it will have it's market niche. Remember the Buick Reatta ? ~shudder~ [This message has been edited by Matt (edited July 25, 2000).]

07-26-2000, 01:21 AM	#16
Faraz What?... Do they speak English in What? Moderator Member#: 1459 Join Date: May 2000 Chapter/Region: Tri-State Location: Allentown Vehicle: 2008 WRX 5door MT WR Blue	I love the VehiCross... i would have gotten one if they weren't 30k ...but the aztek is ass plain and simple

07-26-2000, 01:32 AM	#17
boxerman Scooby Newbie Member#: 644 Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: Hoboken, NJ, USA	I think wanting to be fresh and original is one of the common pitfalls of stylists. Aesthetically pleasing shopuld take precendece over originality. If someone build a Modern E-type Jag (and I mean an exact copy with modern mechanicals) I, and I believe many other enthusiasts would be all over it. Design is just a combination of lines and curves and IMHO the best ones are past. The art school metality is to break your own ground even if the end results are repulsive. (walk around SoHO galleries for a first hand experience) Ever wonder why the teachers are teaching and not designing? Nissan hasn't built anything as beautiful as the original 240z. The Corvette's zenith was between 63 and 67. The 996 is a 911 that has been heated to the point of melting. The 66 Mustang fastback is the best of the breed. The supra has always been a styling dissappointment. The Modena is beautiful, but then again PininFarina is not afraid to pay tribute to their successful past designs ('64 250LM). Design is truly where the Italians show the comaparative advantage. The English aren't bad at all either. Bauhaus belongs in the outhouse. Germans do beer! I still don't get what people see in the Skyline (besides the power) It is an over the top prepubescent boys fantasy car. My fantasy was a blown hemi Cuda. Just my, as usual, opiniated $.02 Tim

07-26-2000, 01:37 AM	#18
subapooh Scooby Specialist Member#: 892 Join Date: Feb 2000 Location: n. dallas	Help Stop The Aztek!

07-26-2000, 01:37 AM	#19
BedwardTheFlyingPreacher Scooby Newbie Member#: 380 Join Date: Oct 1999 Location: Cape Cod, MA, USA	Criminy, ease up on rippin' the Aztek, will ya guys?! It's quirky and unconventional...in a Citroen sort of way. In fact, it's so un-cool; that it's like, cool, man. C'mon, it's not as if our beloved Subaru hasn't ever marketed some bizarre avant garde models over the years! I just think that we Subie-lovers should welcome more daring and adventurous designs. Particularly from boring middle-of-the-road General Motors. Hey, maybe they will bring back the Corvair!

07-26-2000, 01:42 AM	#20
boxerman Scooby Newbie Member#: 644 Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: Hoboken, NJ, USA	Not if Ralph Nader becomes president Tim

07-26-2000, 01:45 AM	#21
Fish RIP Sirkbac Member#: 869 Join Date: Feb 2000 Chapter/Region: NESIC Location: Nashua NH Vehicle: 1987 GPZ-750 TURBO 90' MX-5/02' Protoge 5	Dear god that's ugly.. it looks like the rear end of a CRX transplanted to a SUV.. what were they thinking!?

07-26-2000, 01:46 AM	#22
Portly Scooby Specialist Member#: 1197 Join Date: Apr 2000 Chapter/Region: MWSOC Location: Cedar Rapids, Iowa Vehicle: 1997 Impreza Wagon Mystic Blue Pearl	I can only think of two reasons for the Aztek's existance: 1. It was a joke by the design staff and everybody forgot to tell management. 2. It's all a plot to make the Monte Carlo appear slightly less ugly. (Good luck!)

07-26-2000, 01:49 AM	#23
ColinL Scooby Guru Member#: 114 Join Date: Jul 1999 Chapter/Region: MWSOC Location: Wichita, KS and Whoring, OT Vehicle: '03 Evo, Rice White '01 Erion CBR 929	Everyone make sure and read that link subapooh provided. That's funny stuff, especially the section on bad design.