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Old 10-15-2003, 11:00 AM   #1
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Default BAHAHHAHAHA!!! This is probly the funniest site EvAr!!

http://grouphug.us



Some of the confessions are just tooo funny.

150518463 i got with my girlfriends sister when my girlfriend was late from work and then when she did get back, i got with her

051806331 I had a party at my house one night, and my friend's girlfriend (whom I severly dislike) ended up staying the night and getting trashed. I pissed all over her face while she was sleeping. She didn't even blink, what a slut.
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Old 10-15-2003, 11:04 AM   #2
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Default i like this one.

I broke into this old guys house who lives around the way and sh** on his kitchen table while he was visiting his son in new mexico.

hahaha.

that site is teh r0x0r!!!!
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Old 10-15-2003, 11:05 AM   #3
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712877958 I don't want to be married to my husband anymore. I'm in love with my best friend, but he's gay. I wish he wasn't.


296048485 I love my wife but I seem to be addicted to getting it on with other guys in the steam room at my gym. Sometimes I don't work out at all, I just go there for the sex.


Whoa - taking full advantage of the forum!!1!
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Old 10-15-2003, 11:05 AM   #4
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I love my wife but I seem to be addicted to getting it on with other guys in the steam room at my gym. Sometimes I don't work out at all, I just go there for the sex.

remind me to never ever go into the steam room at the gym
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Old 10-15-2003, 11:06 AM   #5
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Old 10-15-2003, 11:07 AM   #6
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I hired the same make, model and color car as someone I donít like has. Then I switched car license plates and intentionally got caught speeding by a radar camera 3 times.


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Old 10-15-2003, 11:09 AM   #7
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That site is great, I could read it all day.

makes me feel better about myself
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Old 10-15-2003, 11:10 AM   #8
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769446466 i had sex with my cousin


I see Remy has visted that site
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Old 10-15-2003, 11:10 AM   #9
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378766993 I farted in the elevator then gave the man standing next to me a nasty stare and blamed him for being rude.
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Old 10-15-2003, 11:12 AM   #10
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My roomate is gone for the weekend. So I drank all his soda and slept with his girlfriend.


the soda part is the icing on the cake.
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Old 10-15-2003, 11:13 AM   #11
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796902480 one time i was working at a mall as a shopping cart collector and i found a wallet someone left in a cart. rather than returning it, i opened it up, found 100 dollars inside and threw the rest of the wallet in a dumpster. i do not regret it becuase shopping cart collectors get paid real ****ty/.


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Old 10-15-2003, 11:14 AM   #12
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I have a long-distance girlfriend who I love dearly. I recently cheated on her by having oral sex with two incredibly attractive sisters (at the same time).
Can anyone tell me how I'm supposed to feel remorseful about something this cool?

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Old 10-15-2003, 11:20 AM   #13
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sometimes i enjoy the smell of my own fart

OT in da' hizzouse!



I lost my virginity to a fat woman 10 years older than me... urg!

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Old 10-15-2003, 11:21 AM   #14
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697695505 I posted on a message board, at the same time as 3 intestinal worms were eating away at my innerds. I decided to keep posting through the pain though. But I felt so alone.....


WRX>Mustang

315169374 I wish I could slap the collective face of all women, and that every women in the world would feel it and wake up.


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Old 10-15-2003, 11:30 AM   #15
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I have been texting and e-mailing several different guys who I have come into contact with my using a phone chat line. I have met three, and had sexual encounters with them. Am arranging to meet more of them. I am married. I know this is me trying to make myself feel wanted and sexy - I also know that what I am doing is making me feel the reverse (ie dirty and cheap instead) but I just can't help myself. Keep wishing I am going to meet a wonderful guy who will sweep me off my feet and want to carry me away into the sunset. Fat chance!!


i go into my sister's room late at night and watch her sleep for hours and just sit there in the courner and try to creep her out. she has never noticed in the past three years i have been doing it.


WHTWRX:
"I can't stop asking "Is she hot?" when people talk about chicks I haven't seen before.

I have to catch myself from saying it at work..."


I am a chronic masturbator. I do it so much that dust just flies out at the end of the day.

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Old 10-15-2003, 11:37 AM   #16
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289823552 i once masturbated with the turkey baster the night before thanksgiving


ROFL...funniest thing i've ever heard...
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Old 10-15-2003, 11:38 AM   #17
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This site is disturbing and funny at the same time, kinda like OT.

If half of these sex confessions are true, it's no wonder Aids is still spreading like crazy. A couple more:

two simple things. I got head from my ex's best friend a couple weeks after we broke up, even though we promised we'd stay away from eachothers friends... also me and a few of my buddies were collecting money for a cancer fund, and we stole from it.

I had sex with three different women today. none of them know about each other.

A girl was freaking out after my condom broke, so I pulled out some ibuprofen and told her it was a day after pill.

Little lies like that never hurt people.
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Old 10-15-2003, 11:42 AM   #18
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my first kiss was when i was 15 years old. he was 37.

i'm a guy.
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Old 10-15-2003, 11:46 AM   #19
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When I left my dot com job, I left a pound of raw beef in my desk. I hear the staff did not find out where the smell came from for over two weeks. They thought someone had died in the building. By the time they found out it was me, I had already got my severance money

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Old 10-15-2003, 11:47 AM   #20
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Sometime ago we had a cat called bingi. He was a kitten and we all wanted him to sleep on our beds when we were kids. One night I felt this trickle down my throat and the cat was pissing on my face. I threw him off, and a week later he was sitting on my lap. We didn't have him done, and because I was still annoyed I flicked him on his left testicle. The cat screamed and flew out the hallway. Finally two weeks later my parents decided to get him 'cut'. The vet came out and said there would be complications' as the cat's testicle was in its abdomen. He wanted to operate there and then because the cat was in a lot of distress. I felt horrendous. Sorry Bingi.
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Old 10-15-2003, 11:48 AM   #21
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Whenever I'm at a person's house for a social gathering, I always pee in the bathroom sink. But then I flush the toilet to create the illusion that I actually used the toilet. I have been caught on more than one occassion by intoxicated guests barging in through unlocked doors.
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Old 10-15-2003, 11:49 AM   #22
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Sometime ago we had a cat called bingi. He was a kitten and we all wanted him to sleep on our beds when we were kids. One night I felt this trickle down my throat and the cat was pissing on my face. I threw him off, and a week later he was sitting on my lap. We didn't have him done, and because I was still annoyed I flicked him on his left testicle. The cat screamed and flew out the hallway. Finally two weeks later my parents decided to get him 'cut'. The vet came out and said there would be complications' as the cat's testicle was in its abdomen. He wanted to operate there and then because the cat was in a lot of distress. I felt horrendous. Sorry Bingi.
OMFG!!! I wanted to do this to our cat last night...
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Old 10-15-2003, 11:58 AM   #23
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Future Serial Killers of America.

When I was 8, I popped the 'bubble' thing on the underneath of a frog's head, just to see if it would explode. And I used to pull off the legs of spiders and put them in an upturned, rain-filled rubbish bin lid to see if and how they would swim.
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Old 10-15-2003, 11:59 AM   #24
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the cat one is priceless
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Old 10-15-2003, 12:06 PM   #25
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I really like this guys web design style. This and his other sites are really neat.
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