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Old 07-03-2000, 10:17 AM   #1
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Post To help you communicate...........

.......if you come to the UK on your hols. Enjoy

NEW LONDON SLANG WORDS

beer scooter - the ability to get home after a night out on the
booze and not remember it. i.e. "I don't even remember getting home
last night, I must have caught the beer scooter".

one in the departure lounge - to need to defecate imminently.

aeroplane blond - one who has dyed her hair but still has a
'black box'!

aeroplane skirt - a skirt with a very long slit up it that goes
all the way up to the 'cockpit'.

Pearl Harbour - cold (weather). This is one I have heard from a
fair few people recently. An example of it would be - "It's a bit Pearl
Harbour out there !". Meaning - there's a nasty 'nip' in the air !

badly packed kebab - a vulgar (but still excellent) term for the 'beaver'.

Britney Spears - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'beers'. e.g. "Give us
a couple of Britney's will ya Doreen".

Bruce Lee's - erect nipples (as in a pair of hard 'nips').

Bum Gravy - This one speaks for itself ! You may get this after a dodgy curry.

bunny boiler - an unhinged and overly possessive woman. From the
rabbit boiling scene in the film "Fatal Attraction". e.g. "I don't like
the look of her mate, could be a bunny boiler".

council gritter - Modern Rhyming Slang for '****ter'. e.g. "Does
she take it up the council ?".

Donald Trump - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'dump' (defecate). e.g.
"I'm just nipping out for a Donald".

drink-link - a modern term for a cashpoint machine (ATM). Named
so because it is common to visit one before going out on the booze!

furry monkey - slang term for muff. As used by Daisy Donovan on Channel 4's Eleven O'Clock Show.

greyhound - a very short skirt. From the fact that a greyhound
(on a racetrack) is close to the hare (hair). i.e. "Blimey look at
the greyhound on that bird !".

Jackson Pollock(s) - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'bollocks'
(testicles). e.g."He needs a good kick in the Jackson's".

Johnny-no-stars - a young man of substandard intelligence, i.e.
the typical adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The
'no-stars'bit comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food
restaurants often wear which show their level of training.

kryptonite - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'web site'. One of the few terms
I've heard for this.

kungfu fighter - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'lighter'.

Leo Sayer - an 'all-dayer' (drinking or a rave etc).

Melvynn Bragg - Modern Rhyming Slang for '***' (cigarette).
e.g."Oi mate, can I scrounge a Melvynn off you?".

mumblers - used when you spot an attractive girl in tight
shorts or similar clothes i.e. you can see the 'lips' moving but can't
quite make out what they're saying.

Nelson Mandela - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'Stella' (the lager).

Pat Cash - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'slash' (to urinate).

pictures of the queen - paper money, notes.
e.g. "How do you want payin ?", "Pictures of the queen mate !".

porridge wog - a rather un-PC term for a Scottish person.

ragmans coat - untidy and very hairy beaver. e.g. "Yeah, she
looks quite it but I bet she's got one like a ragmans coat !"

release a chocolate hostage - to defecate. Have heard this one
from a few people. e.g. " I'm just nipping out to release a chocolate
hostage".

ricockulous - a more extreme version of the word 'ridiculous'.
Good for when you want to add more emphasis.

salad dodger - an excellent phrase for an overweight person.

skin chimney - excellent (but disgusting of course) term for
pen1s.

spam fritter - Modern Rhyming Slang for '****ter' (anus). Similar
to "Garry Glitter".

Steve McQueen's - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'jeans'.

swamp donkey - an unattractive woman. e.g. "Blimey, have you
seen those swamp donkeys sitting in the corner !".

tart fuel - similar to 'bitch piss', bottled alcopop's
regularly drank by young women.

tea towel holder - the anus. Derived from the fact that those
round plastic holders that you push tea towels into resemble the anus.

tropical fish - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'piss', pron. 'pish' (in
a Scottish way ?). An example of an abbreviated way of using it would be
to say "I'm off for a tropie".

Turkish bath - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'laugh'. e.g. "You're
'avin a Turkish mate !".

up on blocks - having a period (menstruating). i.e. Out of
action, a bit like a car in a garage. e.g. "I don't think I'll be in luck
tonight lads, the missus is up on blocks".

Wallace and Gromit - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'vomit'.

wigger - a white man who is trying to act like a black man.
Especially applied to a white rapper, i.e. Vanilla Ice.

wind and kite - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'web site'.

wizzards sleeve - a large (cavernous) beaver. I've had this
suggested from a number of people and think it may be a creation of the
'Viz' comic (popular in the UK).

Wyatt Earp - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'burp'.

Wynona Ryder - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'cider'.
e.g. "Can I have a pint'a Wynola and half a Nelson".

Geezer



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Old 07-03-2000, 11:57 AM   #2
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Thanx for the cultural lesson! Ain't you just the PC dude.
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Old 07-03-2000, 12:11 PM   #3
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oh man, those are good. I can see flames coming though....!

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Old 07-03-2000, 07:50 PM   #4
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Put this tea towel holder back on top (probably where he likes it - if he can ever get any, heh, heh).

"I'm just nipping out for a Donald".
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Old 07-04-2000, 08:08 PM   #5
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My woman is "up on blocks" - which is why I'm replying on this thread again. Actually, all that sh%t is hilarious and I hope more people can read it
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Old 07-04-2000, 11:39 PM   #6
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sorry! ImprezaRS dot com From reading your profile I can maybe assume that my additions to this topic could have offended you. I am on vacation this week and maybe getting a little bit crazy. Well, at least Geezer probably lives a little too far away to kick my azz (just joking there too) rock on!!
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Old 07-06-2000, 12:39 AM   #8
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ajday,

Well, it's just not something I would advertise to the whole world. You might as well tell us you like to fart under the bedsheet and pull the covers over your head!

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