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Way O/T - Opinions...
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The opinions expressed here are just those: opinions. I have mine; you have yours. We're allowed to differ.
Topic for now: FAME MAKES MEN STUPID. I 'm convinced of it. Here's my supporting evidence:
ANDRE AGASSI: Fine, fine tennis player. Lots of talent, guts, and personality. But he divorces Brooke Shields. That's stupid enough to demonstrate my point, but think about it for a moment: the dude is married to a woman whom half the men (and a significant portion of the women) in the Western world adore, and he divorces her . . .AND THEN HIS TENNIS GAME IMPROVES! Man, If I'd just divorced Brooke Shields, I guarantee my tennis game wouldn't improve; you'd find me in a ditch somewhere with a case of Thunderbird on one side of me and a case of MD 20-20 on the other. Guess Andre's wired a little differently from me.
HUGH GRANT: Excuse me, but Elizabeth Hurley wasn't woman enough for you? You had to hire the services of a Los Angeles hooker to do what? YGBSM!!
WILD BILL CLINTON: back in his boyhood Cow Pie, Arkansas, he was just a soul whose intentions were good. He becomes governor and allegedly chases a few skirts. Then, as the man with the Armageddon football always in reach, he allegedly chases a couple more, in between stops at McDonald's. But Monica Lewinsky? Bill, Bill, Bill: you came from the factory with two heads. One's for thinkin, one's for plinkin'. Why'd you have to get 'em confused? Surely a Rhodes Scholar can do better than this!
KENNETH BRANAGH: at age 29, amazes film world with Henry V. Marries Emma Thompson. Follows Henry V up with Dead Again. Becomes really famous; makes
Frankenstein, a complete waste of film. Leaves Emma for Frankenstein co-star Helena Bonham Carter. Ken: get the picture: Emma's a real woman; Helena's a kid! Get out of that cradle before the baby wees on you!
DARRYL STRAWBERRY: Gifted with baseball skills that only a couple of hundred people have ever had. Multi-millionaire by age 22. Busted multiple times for cocaine possession. Excuse: was bored; coke was the most exciting way to spend his money. Darryl, my man: ever hear of power tools? With long dollars like you got, you could put Norm Abram to shame.
ROYAL FOLLIES: Edward VIII gives up the British Empire for Wallis Simpson. Touching, romantic, dramatic, yes. But smart? Come on dude, this was the British Empire already! Sun never set on it, and stuff. And I've seen plane crashes that looked better than Wallis Simpson. Charles, Prince of Wales gives up Diana for Camilla Parker-Bowles. In Diana we had the woman whom the OTHER half of Western manhood found supremely attractive (see Brooke Shields, above), and he leaves her for someone whom Diana described best: "The Rottweiler."
There you have it: fame makes men stupid. As for me, I'm stayin' unknown.
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