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Old 07-01-2000, 01:30 AM   #1
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Wink Test your mind...

I'm sure a few of you have seen this before (it was circulating in an email), but nonetheless, it is an interesting test. I've taken it before and STILL got 3/4 wrong.

To see answers - highlight section below question asked. Do not cheat.




The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are qualified to be a "professional." Scroll down for each answer.

The questions are not that difficult.

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1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?

Correct Answer: The Elephant. The Elephant is in the refrigerator. This tests your memory. OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross, but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?

Correct Answer: You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.
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Old 07-01-2000, 01:58 AM   #2
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No way! you mean I can't get partial credit for my answers?
Question#1- send the giraffe through the wood chipper
Question#2- drop some Napalm on his ass and cook him down
Question#3- Human, reason is why the hell would I go there when I've already got a perfectly good Giraffe in the freezer and a Elephant on the old grill out back?
Question#4- Use the damn bridge about a hundred yards down. If ones not there just lobby Congress. They'll build it as long as they get a kick back and the end result benifits absolutely nobody.
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Old 07-01-2000, 01:59 AM   #3
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I got the last one! But then, I probably have the brain of a 4-year old.

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Old 07-01-2000, 02:13 AM   #4
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Oh yah and does PETA know your putting these poor yet incredibly tasty animals in the frig? Just as long as they don't mess with my Civil Right to keep a Monkey locked in my trunk.
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Old 07-01-2000, 05:04 AM   #5
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That is a clever use of HTML.
(Highlight the section to reveil the answer..)
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Old 07-01-2000, 10:15 AM   #6
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1) open the fridge door put the giraffe in the fridge close the door
2) open the fridge take the giraffe out put the elephent in close the door
3)the elephant he's in the fridge
4)you swim across all the crocs are at the lion's meeting
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Old 07-01-2000, 11:36 AM   #7
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AHAHAHAHA
now that was funnie. where do u guys learn/come up with these things?
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Old 07-01-2000, 07:47 PM   #8
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Ha!!! That was pretty good!!!
Ahhh....
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Old 07-01-2000, 10:59 PM   #9
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This was so funnie I had to revisit it
but I have an argument with the first one... how is putting a giraffe in a fride a simple task? Oh well.

How do you do a WRX motor swap? take out old motor, put in new one.
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Old 07-01-2000, 11:17 PM   #10
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Wow that's awesome how you see the answers... How'd you do that???
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Old 07-02-2000, 01:00 AM   #11
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Ahhhhh, it's just a font color trick. Make it the same as the background and it is invisible until highlighted.

NickSTi - Now you're assuming that the refridgerator was of conventional size or that the giraffe was normal size. What if the giraffe was a midget or the fridge was the size of a house?
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Old 07-02-2000, 02:37 AM   #12
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What if Professor Peabody, Sherman and I get in the Way back machine and take the test over again? Bet I'd at least score better the second time around.
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Old 07-02-2000, 10:13 AM   #13
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I think ur watching too many rocky & bullwinkle reruns.

8 - miniraffe? I guess it is possible but dont let animal rights see u pushing a horizontally challenged giraffe into a food preservation device... they will gut you alive.
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Old 07-02-2000, 11:36 AM   #14
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LMAO i got all 4 wrong. i said first you get a bigger fridge, then you make him fit by anymeans possible
then i said you go buy another fridge and put it next to the other one, and use a saw or anything else laying around to make it fit into the fridge
then i said i do not attend, because i am not an animal
then i said that you would cross by going to the nearest boat store and buying a boat

hmmm...dang kids, they get it right 90% of the time...yet i fail miserably...maybe that is why iwork in a bike store, eh?
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