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Old 11-29-2003, 07:33 PM   #1
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Default OK people, PLEASE learn how to use proper grammar in here!!!

Some Rules for you to know to survive the grammar Nazi's in OT

1. Don't abbrev.

2. Check to see if you any words out.

3. Be carefully to use adjectives and adverbs correct.

4. About sentence fragments.

5. When dangling, don't use participles.

6. Don't use no double negatives.

7. Each pronoun agrees with their antecedent.

8. Just between You and i, case is important.

9. Join clauses good, like a conjunction should.

10. Don't use commas, that aren't necessary.

11. Its important to use apostrophe's right.

12. It's better not to unnecessarily split an infinitive.

13. Never leave a transitive verb just lay there without an object.

14. Only Proper Nouns should be capitalized.

15. a sentence should begin with a capital and end with a period

16. Use hyphens in compound-words, not just in any two-word phrase.

17. Watch out for irregular verbs which have creeped into our language.

18. Verbs has to agree with their subjects.

19. Avoid unnecessary redundancy.

20. A writer mustn't shift your point of view.

21. Don't write a run-on sentence you've got to punctuate it.

22. A preposition isn't a good thing to end a sentence with.

23. Avoid clichés like the plague.
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Old 11-29-2003, 07:34 PM   #2
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Hahahha. 10 for effort, but the n00bs here will get 1 for execution.
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Old 11-29-2003, 07:36 PM   #3
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why?
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Old 11-29-2003, 07:40 PM   #4
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You are a nerd.
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Old 11-29-2003, 07:45 PM   #5
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Very nice.
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Old 11-29-2003, 07:47 PM   #6
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Very good! You get a star!
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Old 11-29-2003, 07:47 PM   #7
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Awesome.

But you missed one: When you are writing about tense, don't have screwed it up.
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Old 11-29-2003, 07:48 PM   #8
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Old 11-29-2003, 07:51 PM   #9
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I think many are missing the point.... and that makes it even funnier!
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Old 11-29-2003, 07:58 PM   #10
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That exact set of 'rules' was hanging on my sophomore high school english class wall... so i guess thats, what, Welcome To 1995?
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Old 11-29-2003, 08:08 PM   #11
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Default Re: OK people, PLEASE learn how to use proper grammar in here!!!

1st of all, I want congratulated Eric on post. He knows where its at. not no n00b, Him is because I know them and, he's smart. With his many Posts he's proven to be an intelligent-guy not just funny when drunk OTing but even when sober which makes it even more better as well as gooder; too. But take this with a grain of salt since I couldn't successfully pull off #'s 5 and 13.
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Old 11-29-2003, 08:24 PM   #12
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Old 11-29-2003, 08:31 PM   #13
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I think many are missing the point.... and that makes it even funnier!
I concur
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Old 11-29-2003, 08:34 PM   #14
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1st of all, I want congratulated Eric on post. He knows where its at. not no n00b, Him is because I know them and, he's smart. With his many Posts he's proven to be an intelligent-guy not just funny when drunk OTing but even when sober which makes it even more better as well as gooder; too. But take this with a grain of salt since I couldn't successfully pull off #'s 5 and 13.
I give you 5 stars because I could not have done that!

EDIT: How long did that take you?
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Old 11-29-2003, 08:41 PM   #15
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Old 11-29-2003, 08:53 PM   #16
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You have tried to hard lately but you fail this thread...

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Old 11-29-2003, 09:06 PM   #17
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Quite clever.


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Old 11-29-2003, 09:07 PM   #18
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hahaha, every sentence makes a good example of itself.
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Old 11-29-2003, 09:15 PM   #19
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Old 11-29-2003, 09:19 PM   #20
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Quote:
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hahaha, every sentence makes a good example of itself.
well, i think that's umm...what's that thing called?

oh yeah...

THE POINT.
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Old 11-29-2003, 09:20 PM   #21
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well, i think that's umm...what's that thing called?

oh yeah...

THE POINT.
well, some people did not get the joke...
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Old 11-29-2003, 09:23 PM   #22
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well, some people did not get the joke...
And I would prefer it that way
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Old 11-29-2003, 09:29 PM   #23
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OOOHHHH TAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!
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Old 11-29-2003, 09:46 PM   #24
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Old 11-29-2003, 10:16 PM   #25
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You have tried to hard lately but you fail this thread...
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