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Old 10-02-2000, 05:47 PM   #1
Bob O
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Post OT: A little hunmor for everyone; interesting US Patent

This is a real honeset to goodness issued US patent. Check it out, and you thought all the good ideas were gone already!
http://patent.womplex.ibm.com/details?&pn=US06055910__

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Old 10-02-2000, 05:50 PM   #2
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WAHAHAHA!!!
they should give one of those in the TacoBell kids meals.
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Old 10-02-2000, 06:01 PM   #3
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Lightbulb

I have an idea. I will build dual Stainless Steal rocket launchers for the RS. They will replace the fog lights and be a heat seeking nuclear warhead payload, well maybe something a little less powerful. Group buy in 2 months. If I get 20 people I will include sti rocket covers at a 20% discount.

Make payments payable to: ACME

Thnkyou
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Old 10-02-2000, 06:06 PM   #4
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straight out of jersey - couldn't expect any less
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Old 10-02-2000, 06:11 PM   #5
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rallyarmor.com

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ROTFLMAO, mommy I burned my face with my new happymeal toy ahahhahahahahahahahhahaarararar

Jay McDade
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Old 10-02-2000, 07:57 PM   #6
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Talking

I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!
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Old 10-02-2000, 08:04 PM   #7
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you'll shoot your eye out
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Old 10-02-2000, 08:05 PM   #8
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You'll shoot your eye out kid!!!
ahhhh x-mas is comming
too bad we dont get any snow here in Diego.
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Old 10-02-2000, 08:06 PM   #9
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damn missed it by that much
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Old 10-02-2000, 09:21 PM   #10
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Thumbs up

Anal Rockets??


ROTFLMAO!!! NOW I've seen everything.

"Place by anal region and collect colonic gases"

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Old 10-03-2000, 09:30 AM   #11
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I've got it! I'll patent the Trunk Monkey Adapter Kit for the Anal Rocket Launcher, and breed monkeys for extra flatulence. Just attach the colonic gas collector to the monkey, feeding into the Scoobie's intake, and instant power boost! Who needs NOS?

Now, to train a monkey to fart on command...
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Old 10-03-2000, 09:43 AM   #12
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Cool

Hey kartboy!
We get plenty of snow here!
You just have to live with the Michiganders, wait, aeh, forget it...
8^P
How's my CFmount coming?
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