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Old 12-11-2003, 10:20 AM   #1
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Talking You think Subaru owners are bad...Funny!

You think we are bad with our cars and tendancies, I just got this from one of My Jeep friends. Kinda funny


You know you have a real Jeep if…..


1. If you use a hose to clean the inside and the outside

2. When the best route from point A to point B is through the rockpile or over the mountain

3. When a scratch or a dent is a beauty mark

4. You roll it over and don't get upset

5. Your mom and sister can't get in without help

6. You judge every hill you see by how much fun it would be to climb

7. You puke when you see a RAV4

8. You get custom pin-striping from trail brush

9. When a low-rider Jeep pulls up next to you and you get out and bitch-slap the driver

10. If it takes more than 6 hours to get donuts

11. When you pull into the unplowed parking spots on snowy days

12. When you take your friends wheeling and they say "What trail -I don't see a trail!"

13. When you've been forced to add TJ, CJ, YJ and XJ to your spell-checker

14. When you can see OVER a Suburban

15. You carry emergency supplies and clothing because you never know
where you will end up

16. When your Nerf bars battle rocks and win

17. When it rains and you don't care that your tops and doors are off

18. When you drive around to look at Christmas lights topless

19. When you change your plugs in the parking lot at work on a break

20. If your "Parts Dept." is on blocks behind your house

21. When you take your Mom wheeling and she has to help you flip the Jeep
back onto its wheels again

22. You use an ice-scraper on the INSIDE of the windshield

23. You get more heat from holes in the floorboards than through the heater vents

24. Every page of your repair manual has greasy fingerprints

25. Passengers scream "DON'T ROLL IT!" when you take them wheeling

26. You spend more time under your Jeep than under your significant other

27. Winter comes and your can't remember where you left the roof

28. You spend more on car washes than on insurance

29. Even worse the car wash won't let you in

30. You fix almost everything yourself

31. When you feel sorry for someone in a $60,000 Toyota Land Cruiser

32. When you have all your credit card numbers memorized

33. When you slam the door and chunks of dried mud crumble to the ground

34. If you get asked to pick up your co-workers in a snowstorm and get paid for it

35. Your wife/girlfriend refuses to get in it

36. You are the only one on the street who doesn't plow their driveway

37. You are dating the Service, Parts or Sales Manager at the Jeep dealership

38. You try to run the plow trucks off the road when it snows heavily

39. You can't hear your $200 stereo over the howl of your tires on the highway

40. You have a high-water mark INSIDE the Jeep

41. Any tire that isn't waist high looks like a bagel

42. You can't take a girl, who's wearing a dress, on a date without carrying
along a set of steps

43. You can't sneak into church late because the engine is too loud.


44. You carry along enough tools to supply a small garage

45. You nickname your Jeep after the noises it makes or it's most damaging trail accident

46. You carry along a replacement part for every drive component on the Jeep

47. You can air up your tires without stopping at a gas station.

48. You know how to reinforce the windshield frame near the wiper arm

49. You're constantly getting passed on the highway.

50. Your wallet is always empty.

51. When your boss's secretary calls to "recommend" that you wash your Jeep

52. When you finally wash the mud off, everyone thinks you bought a new Jeep

53. You smell like gas every where you go

54. You only know how much gas you have left by looking at the odometer

55. You spend more to replace all four tires then you paid for your wifes wedding ring

56. you make bets on what part you will be upgrading after your next outting

57. When you have a rope tied to each side of your roll bar to keep both seats from falling backwards because the frames broke

58. If you get a monthly paint job out of a can (KRYLON)

59. If your jeep spends more time broken down then on the road

60. topless has nothing to do with a bar

61. getting a lift has nothing to do with plastic surgery

62. 4.0 isn't a GPA anymore

63. “taking her top down" has nothing to do with foreplay

64. washing your Jeep means you're going to hose out the inside

65. you understand a Jeep is not just a vehicle; it's a way of life!
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Old 12-11-2003, 10:59 AM   #2
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Some I think got chopped off

Is it bad if there are a few that I can relate to??

Like
30. You fix almost everything yourself
31. When you feel sorry for someone in a $60,000 Toyota Land Cruiser
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Old 12-11-2003, 11:52 AM   #3
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Being in the Jeep world......

When you bring your trash out to the street, you place the trash cans on your hood.

Your wife and kids give you 25 rolls of electrical tape for your birthday.

When your wiring harness fries, you "repair" it by pulling out the wires from the melted plastic insulation, use some of those 25 rolls above to insulate them, isolate and remove the short and go on your way (2 weeks later).

(all of these actually happened to me)

When you talk to other Jeep guys, you talk about what to do WHEN your jeep flips over, not IF.

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Old 12-11-2003, 12:41 PM   #4
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Originally posted by Jack ffr1846
When you talk to other Jeep guys, you talk about what to do WHEN your jeep flips over, not IF.

jack

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Old 12-11-2003, 03:24 PM   #5
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12. When you take your friends wheeling and they say "What trail -I don't see a trail!"
I've been the passenger in a Jeep and said pretty much that:

Randall: That's the first obstacle.
Snow: That small crevice filled with boulders?
Randall: Yup!
Snow: But... you can't drive over that.

Needless to say, I was wrong. I've been a huge Jeep fan ever since.
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Old 12-11-2003, 03:27 PM   #6
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Yeah, I have brought many a people on Jeep trips and suprised them.


Him: There is a river
Me: yeah, so
Him: how we gonna get around it, is there a bridge?
Me: No, we go through
Him: It looks deep
Me: yeah, so
Him: well, arent you afraid of getting water in the jeep or getting stuck
Me: Hmmm...No


We go through the river, it is a tough ride actually, worse than i was thinking, about 3-4 feet deep (no doors on the jeep.)

Him: well, we are soaked, adn the jeep is flooded.


So I get out, pull the plugs out of the floor, and drain the water out of the jeep.

Me: Wanna go through the river again>?

Him: HELL YEAH!


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Old 12-11-2003, 10:25 PM   #7
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yea.... nmo realy YEA that what i drove all last winter and i loved it but YEA
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