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Old 05-22-2000, 08:35 PM   #1
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Cool My SUBE & the Bud Light Chick!

It's been posted before that girl's love our cars...

Here's the story. I played in a golf tournament today, Sponsored by several beer & booze vendors (yes I, behaved myself, I drove). Needless to say, my team stunk up the joint, BUT we became very friendly with the BUD LIGHT girls. The tournament ended and were "shooting the breeze" in the parking lot. I got into my car and drove up to the front of the clubhouse and of all things, my buddy is standing there with one of the bud girls. She see's the car and goes ape-*****... thats sooo cool, please take me for a ride. So we take a few laps around the parking lot, and she's going bonkers...PLEASE let me drive. Hmmm whats a guy to do? SURE. We do the laps and pull back infront of the clubhouse. She gives me a kiss on the cheek. I tell her that I'd be more than happy to let her ride anywhere she wants to go. OK, pick me up on Friday...

I forgot to ask for her phone number! DOOOH!

I guess I've got some Magnum P.I. work to do between now and Friday morning.

Life is Strange, Ya gotta love it!

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Old 05-22-2000, 08:39 PM   #2
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Let me paraphrase this :

A few "laps" and she goes bonkers.

I'm telling your mother, Jeff.



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Old 05-22-2000, 08:42 PM   #3
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That's why I want the car. Life's just not fair sometimes.
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Old 05-22-2000, 08:44 PM   #4
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OK Jeff now be honest with us. At anytime during that few laps did you ask her to or did she ask you if she could pet your Trunk Monkey? Hmmm wasn't there an old Saturday Night Live about somebody telling people to Touch My Monkey!
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Old 05-22-2000, 08:49 PM   #5
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My monkey is in dire need of being touched!
I've got a bartender friend who is going to help me out (fingers crossed). She's no Shannon Tweed, but I'm no Fabio!... More like Jon Luvitz with a goatee.

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Old 05-22-2000, 08:50 PM   #6
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Touch IT! Love IT! Limamomma-apshmeekie!

Yeah, Mike was pretty funny in that SNL skit.
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Old 05-22-2000, 09:45 PM   #7
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Touch my Monkey! Pet Him! Love Him!
Look I'm as happy as a Little School Girl!
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Old 05-22-2000, 10:01 PM   #8
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LOL!
another topic gone bad/sad in the life of the i-club.
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Old 05-23-2000, 05:24 AM   #9
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Oops one little "Touch My Monkey" comment and I let the whole thread fall apart. Now all you have to do is get her to a auto-x and your set. The cars alot more fun if your throwing it around corners. Oh and it might be best to refrain from actually using the Wanna touch my monkey comment. At least for the first few dates.
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Old 05-23-2000, 08:42 AM   #10
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Does she come with free beer?? Can you at least get a Bud Light koozie out of this? Maybe your back seat will be christened!
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Old 05-23-2000, 09:26 AM   #11
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I want one!!!!
you remember what it is like to be 15
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Old 05-23-2000, 10:14 AM   #12
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Ahh . . the good old days.

Everyone . . . hold and pet your trunk monkey,close your eyes and reminisce about the good old days.

Ok . . that's enough . . now back to reality.

Go on !!!


-Del

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Old 05-23-2000, 03:57 PM   #13
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Enough with the monkey love! I'm a desperate man who's in dire need of meeting a nice girl!!!

I gotta admit it's a major turn-on when an attractive woman can talk cars with you, and who can get you all of the can koozies that you want.

Keep your fingers crossed folks & pray real hard for your old buddy, Riot.

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Old 05-23-2000, 04:00 PM   #14
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So let us know how the magnum PI work goes..

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Old 05-23-2000, 04:01 PM   #15
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if you can remember her name you might try a people search
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Old 05-23-2000, 05:13 PM   #16
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What? And no pics?
But in all serious, chicks that like it ruff dig the scooby. How do I know? Ask my Trunk Monkey
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Old 05-23-2000, 05:19 PM   #17
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Hey if you do christen the back seat then at least you can use the Monkeys weight shifting abilities to minimize rocking. Hmmm I don't remember a commemorative Larry Flint model Trunk Monkey?

OK now that I got the monkey comment out, Jeff maybe you could take her to the next auto-x or the next rally race? If you do the rally race at least it will be a scenic drive. Email Lee if you need the info on when and where it is. Good luck buddy!
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Old 05-25-2000, 06:38 AM   #18
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I GOT HER PHONE NUMBER!!!!!!

Friday night is still on! I'm thinking a nice trip down to the Inner Harbor in Baltimore will be nice, and dinner in Little Italy. Maybe a cruise through Fells Point too?

Later
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Old 05-25-2000, 08:55 AM   #19
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Good job! you da man
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Old 05-25-2000, 01:03 PM   #20
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hahaha, kick ass, hey complex, I think someone is challenging your Scooby Pimp title. Oh, and I hope you got a 4dr
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Old 05-26-2000, 12:25 AM   #21
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Mmmmm... Post pics.... *slurp* ;-)
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