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Old 01-08-2001, 02:52 PM   #1
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Remind me not to piss you off.
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Old 01-08-2001, 03:03 PM   #2
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BB's in the valve caps (I carry a small bag in the car for just this purpose.) It's quick and easy, you have minimum exposure time while you are perpetrating the act, and it's minimally dangerous to the A-hole. I'm a firm believer that common courtesy is part of the glue that holds society together, and that those who don't practise it are not deserving of the benefits that society provides them, ie: protection from acts of vandalism. Scew 'em. And sorry about your dent.
(Won't be long 'til this one gets locked!)

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Old 01-08-2001, 03:13 PM   #3
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put moth balls in the gas tank. it'll run like hell then explode .

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Old 01-08-2001, 03:20 PM   #4
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the_gille, I was think the same thing.
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Old 01-08-2001, 03:25 PM   #5
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time for a little decaf, kids.
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Old 01-08-2001, 03:56 PM   #6
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Those are all expensive things and can get you into serious trouble. Here's a fix that causes more aggrivation than expense.
Carry a pair of needle nose pliers around (leatherman, anyone?) When they screw with you, take off their tire valve caps, rip out the post, and put the cap back on. It's only about a buck to replace. Do two tires and they'll have to call for help. Or if it's a little scrawny woman (sorry, most of the people I see driving Exploders, Exploditions, and Excursions are little scrawny Bellevue Snob women) you can just do one and watch her try to lift that spare tire.
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Old 01-08-2001, 05:46 PM   #7
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I've had 38 (count em') cars in my life time, and until I got my BRAND NEW Impreza, no one gave me door dings, or anything.

WIth the Impreza, I've come out to people literally touching my bumper four times (parallel parked), scratches on the bumper, doors, etc.

What the *(@&#$^&$*# is going on? Why not do that to my crappy little $1000 Honda I used to have? I understand the rants - I just do not understand...
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Old 01-09-2001, 12:16 AM   #8
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Angry Parking Lot Rant

Just a little venting here...

Yesterday, a few of us went to see Traffic (apparently Boise is included in the "limited release"). Since Boise only has one quality movie theater out of 20, it is generally always packed. It's a planned site, though, with overflow lots and a whole mess of restaurants and sports bars and an arcade.
Anyway, I was driving around, looking for a spot, when I notice a family of four getting into their car on the left side of the lane I was in. Fabulous, blinker goes on, start to wait. Cars were still coming from the other way and driving right by when they saw my blinker. The family finally backs out into the lane coming towards me and starts to drive by me. Not one second after they pull away, does this woman in an Excursion, talking on a cell phone, slip right into the spot! What could I do? I laid on the horn (wish I had Supertones) and tried to get her attention. She got out of her car, still on her cell phone, and started walking to the theater. I kept the horn on, and she finally looked over at me. This next part will always make me shake in anger when I think of it. She flipped ME off! I couldn't believe it!
Anyway, I drove around for another 10 minutes before finding a spot, still stewing over the situation. We went to the movie, which was fabulous, by the way.
After the movie, I'm walking towards my car, when I notice something on the hood of my car, right above my left head light. It's... it's... it's... scratches! And a dent! The location pretty much gave away that is had to be a truck or SUV, and the telltale red paint on the scratches provided a clue. A quick survey of the surrounding cars indicated that the perpetrator was no longer in the immediate vicinity. Before I could get my tire iron out of my trunk and go headhunting, however, my friends hit me upside the head and told me to drive them home.
I HATE parking lots. Ever since trying to park at Shea Stadium for a Mets game when I was 7.
Please excuse my rant... have a nice day.

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Old 01-09-2001, 12:20 AM   #9
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Typical Excursion driver. If they weren't total bastards, they probably wouldn't have bought an SUV that big to begin with.

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Old 01-09-2001, 12:21 AM   #10
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Don't apologize. You're absolutely right. People suck.
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Old 01-09-2001, 12:29 AM   #11
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Broken off toothpicks superglued in the door locks followed by leaving the scene. Sorry but that would be the penalty if it was me.

Oh yeah, and one of these bumper stickers.
http://www.changingtheclimate.com/

*Note: I don't agree with the holier-than-though a**h*les that run this site but I think it would be appropriate in this case.

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Old 01-09-2001, 12:35 AM   #12
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For people like that I carry around leetle plastic lunch baggies (not ziplock). You see, when inserted into a fuel tank, they get sucked over by the fuel pump and block the entry... resulting in a stall. okay... car turns off along with pump... baggie lets go of pump. Car starts, drives for little bit, stalls. Uh oh! baggie stuck again. $150 labor bill for mechanic to remove baggie.


Not all SUVs come with the interal fuel door release (IE FORDS) so this is no problem and only takes a second to do.

This is great cause no physical harm and does not occur right away... so you cannot be connected with this. Its also not considered malicious, which can carry a heavy penalty.

Just FYI cause people SUCK!
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Old 01-09-2001, 12:50 AM   #13
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A little similar situation:

This morning, my car was parked near my apartment in NYC. I had to use my car today because I needed to bring my car to my garage before I get a parking ticket. Getting a parking spot on streets of Manhattan is a tough task, especially below 100th street.

Anyway, there was a Nissan waiting for someone to get out of a spot. So, he was double parked . Then there was a Lexas near me waiting for the traffic light to turn green. When the guy in Lexus saw me getting into my car and start my engine, he pulled right behind me and puts his blinkers on. The guy in Nissan got mad and started to argue like a madman with the guy in Lexus over the spot I was parked on. It reminded me of animals fighting over food.

Sorry to hear about your dent. It sucks.
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Old 01-09-2001, 12:55 AM   #14
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give their hood a bath in brake fluid, spray black paint over their headlights, motor oil on the windshield, rip their wipers off (really funny if its raining or snowing), super glue the locks (already said), let enough air out of their tires so that they heat up (thank you Firestone) and a friend told me before to go ahead and take a leak down the a/c intake vents by the windshield. Everytime they turn on the heater the inside of the SUV will smell like pi$$. Then again I like the idea of just driving a ****ty older truck and ramming them. Just sit there and wait until they go to leave. Then when they want to back out go ahead and wave them out. As soon as they get far enough out you ram them and claim they just backed out infront of you. Oh and claim to have neck and back pain for a future lawsuit. It will serve the ******* right.
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Old 01-09-2001, 12:56 AM   #15
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I almost forgot. Put a small hole in their trannies oil pan. Almost all cars don't have a light or gauge for low tranny fluid. By the time they realize they are low the tranny is shot and it won't be covered by the warranty or insurance.
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