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Old 02-15-2004, 02:56 PM   #1
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Talking How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle ...

Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
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Old 02-15-2004, 02:59 PM   #2
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Quote:
Originally posted by FunkerVogt
Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
No, It would obliterate the light bulb, walls, and furniture.

~~Quentin
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Old 02-15-2004, 03:05 PM   #3
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french bulldog: I'm going to hump the daylights outta that bulb
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Old 02-15-2004, 03:18 PM   #4
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Great Dane: I'll just stand up and do that for you all....
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Old 02-15-2004, 03:27 PM   #5
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As the owner of a Border Collie I have to say "too true"
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Old 02-16-2004, 12:20 PM   #6
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Pug: Doesn't matter to me, both my eyes have popped out and it's dark 24/7 anyway.

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Old 02-16-2004, 12:26 PM   #7
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Australian Cattle Dog: *pop*, I'll need another light bulb. *pop*, I'll need another light bulbd. *pop*, I'll neeed another light bulb. *pop*, you call these light bulbs? In Australia, our light bulbs...
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Old 02-16-2004, 12:29 PM   #8
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german short hair: who cares about the light bulb, hunting is done outside!
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Old 02-16-2004, 12:34 PM   #9
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Saint Bernard: Um...yeah. I just took a major dump on the carpet right there. I don't think anyone will want to go in that room ever again. Problem solved.
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Old 02-16-2004, 12:44 PM   #10
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Quote:
Originally posted by immortal_suby
french bulldog: I'm going to hump the daylights outta that bulb
Dirty Dawg...

Grayhound: Zzzzzz.... oh wha, bulb? Zzzz.....
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Old 02-16-2004, 12:52 PM   #11
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Old 02-16-2004, 12:54 PM   #12
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Whippet: "Let me run down to the store and get you another pack of bulbs....I'll be back in 5 seconds."

Newfoundland: "You don't want me changing that bulb....drool and electricity don't mix."
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Old 02-20-2004, 10:21 AM   #13
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Stolen from another forum:

How many group posters does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has
been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and
how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about
changing light bulbs

53 to flame the spell checkers

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...

another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper
term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and
that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are
in violation of their "acceptable use policy"

109 to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to
please take this discussion to a lightbulb group

203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic
forum, and lightbulb group about changing light bulbs be
stopped

111 to defend the posting to this group saying that we all use
light bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this group

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is
superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of
light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are
faulty

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light
bulbs

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then
post the corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are
relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to
this group

33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety
including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because
they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting
questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from
now and start it all over again....
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Old 02-20-2004, 10:56 AM   #14
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Chow: "**** off. It's not my **** bulb."

Scottish Deerhound: "Yup, it's burnt out, all right."
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Old 02-20-2004, 10:59 AM   #15
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Quote:
Originally posted by CattyGirl
Stolen from another forum:

How many group posters does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has
been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and
how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about
changing light bulbs

53 to flame the spell checkers

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...

another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper
term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and
that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are
in violation of their "acceptable use policy"

109 to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to
please take this discussion to a lightbulb group

203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic
forum, and lightbulb group about changing light bulbs be
stopped

111 to defend the posting to this group saying that we all use
light bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this group

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is
superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of
light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are
faulty

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light
bulbs

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then
post the corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are
relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to
this group

33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety
including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because
they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting
questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from
now and start it all over again....

guh
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Old 02-20-2004, 11:01 AM   #16
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Basset hound: I sleep better in the dark anyway. And besides the light just accentuates the bags under my eyes.
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Old 02-20-2004, 11:05 AM   #17
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Quote:
Originally posted by TimStevens


Greyhound: Zzzzzz.... oh wha, bulb? Zzzz.....
it's funny cuz it's true.
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