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Old 02-29-2004, 10:09 PM   #1
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Default So...do you guys have to ask or beg?

When it comes to sexual things ( bj, sex, and yes in da butt ). Do you guys have to ask for it, whine about not getting any...or what? Or are some of you lucky enough to have a girlfriend/wife that actually has hormones. Or maybe you guys just let that stuff happen, or dont get any at all . My gf never wants to do any of that stuff yet when we actually get to it she gets into it and loves it. She barely will do anything without me nagging or bringing it up
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Old 02-29-2004, 10:10 PM   #2
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Used to whine,

But for like the last two weeks she has been begging for it! My ****s starting to get worn man!
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Old 02-29-2004, 10:13 PM   #3
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I'm married to a stay at home breast feeding mom with a 14 mo. old.
You do the math.

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Old 02-29-2004, 10:14 PM   #4
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Yeah, it depends. Sometimes gotta ask. Sometimes she wakes me up for it.

Maybe it has something to do with her "cycles."
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Old 02-29-2004, 10:16 PM   #5
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I'm married to a stay at home breast feeding mom with a 14 mo. old.
You do the math.

- Janq

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Finally! I'm getting something that Janq isn't!
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Old 02-29-2004, 10:18 PM   #6
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My BF is a horndog and so am I. We do it (at least) twice whenever we see eachother. It's good
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Old 02-29-2004, 10:19 PM   #7
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IBlock.
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Old 02-29-2004, 10:19 PM   #8
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She has to be feeling kinky for das pooper, but other than that it's what I want when I want it.
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Old 02-29-2004, 10:21 PM   #9
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I don't beg. I do know early on if I'm getting any or not, THAT is key. it's cool to just make out and whatnot but if it SEEMS like you're going to go the distance and you don't... that's no fun for either person.

heh, although right now I don't have a girlfriend, just friends with benefits so perhaps that's why I know when it is on.
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Old 02-29-2004, 10:21 PM   #10
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It's pretty much whenever I take her pants off that we go at it.
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Old 02-29-2004, 10:22 PM   #11
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No, never.




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Old 02-29-2004, 10:22 PM   #12
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Recently she has experimented with.
Flavoured condoms ( )
Zipties (rather fun!)
The backseat of my new car.
toys
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Old 02-29-2004, 10:22 PM   #13
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My girlfriend or whatever she is doesnt leave me alone. Her bedroom has a no pants policy.


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Old 02-29-2004, 10:23 PM   #14
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Not only is she cute, but she has drive as well???? Lucky bastard!
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Old 02-29-2004, 10:23 PM   #15
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my hand just always reaches for it...I cant control the damned thing! stupid hand!!
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Old 02-29-2004, 10:26 PM   #16
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Zipties (rather fun!)
What do you do with zipties? sex-n00b question I guess.
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Old 02-29-2004, 10:27 PM   #17
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they're like handcuffs that you can't get out of.
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Old 02-29-2004, 10:27 PM   #18
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This is true. Usually I'M the one that has to do the asking.
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Old 02-29-2004, 10:28 PM   #19
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Well I see my girlfriend at school, and we hang out maybe once or twice after school a week and once during the weekend. So youd think maybe she would want it more
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Old 02-29-2004, 10:30 PM   #20
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What do you do with zipties? sex-n00b question I guess.
Quote:
Originally posted by Handsdown
they're like handcuffs that you can't get out of.
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Old 02-29-2004, 10:32 PM   #21
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fuzzy handcuffs are WAY better.

i'm looking forward to my spring break.
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Old 02-29-2004, 10:34 PM   #22
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they're like handcuffs that you can't get out of.
Additionally you can use them to zip tie yourselves together at the waist (connect a whole bunch into a chain), use a single zip tie as a coq ring, if her nipples are large enough you can zip tie those, make a 'choker necklace' by connecting sip ties in reverse (wrong side through the catch) and using it for auto-erotic pleasure (use common sense and a 'safe' word!), put a bunch together and use them as a flogger, use the tips as a body scratcher, zip tie her wrists to her ankles...there are many uses for a zip tie.

Just think along the same lines as a belt, scarf, necklace or rope.
The uses are limited only by your imagination and energy levels.

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Old 02-29-2004, 10:35 PM   #23
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You mean daisy chained zipties???

Why I got some 36 inchers
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Old 02-29-2004, 10:36 PM   #24
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Or are some of you lucky enough to have a girlfriend/wife that actually has hormones.


I can't keep up with her most of the time. It's a wonderful thing.
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Old 02-29-2004, 10:36 PM   #25
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Ropes are more funner.


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