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Old 05-30-2000, 09:04 PM   #1
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Post Off Topic : Men's Health

The New England Journal of Medicine:

Great news for girl watchers: Ogling over women's breasts is good for a man's health and can add years to his life, medical experts have discovered.

According to the New England Journal of Medicine, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out" declared gerontologist Dr. Karen Weatherby. (Snoopy's remark - "Take note, my fellow patients, that is a FEMALE doctor! )

Dr. Weatherby and fellow researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany,
reached the startling conclusion after comparing the health of 200 male outpatients (Snoopy's remark - "Those lucky dogs!") - half of whom were instructed to look at busty females daily, the other half told to refrain from doing so. The study revealed that after five years, the chest-watchers had lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and fewer instances of coronary artery disease. "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation,"explains Dr. Weatherby. "There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."



JUMP FOR JOY! JUMP FOR JOY!

I wonder if this is a good defense for sexual harrassment.



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Old 05-30-2000, 09:41 PM   #2
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lol!!! thats some nice info to know =)
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Old 05-30-2000, 09:50 PM   #3
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From now on, I'm gonna wear sun glasses in the office. This way I won't be slapped too often by well endowed women.
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Old 05-30-2000, 09:52 PM   #4
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Randy gets caught staring at some large boobaly thingies.
Randy gets slapped.
Randy Says:
"But if I don't stare, I will die of high blood pressure...says so right here. So in a way you have saved my life. Can I repay you with dinner?"
Randy gets slapped again

Guess I better not try it
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Old 05-30-2000, 10:31 PM   #5
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I guess that makes me the healthiest man alive then

Chris ( the Jack Lalaine of Scooby)
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Old 05-31-2000, 12:10 AM   #6
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Post a copy of that article. I want some evidence so they won't think i'm a pervert.
I will probably live into my hundreds!
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Old 05-31-2000, 04:40 AM   #7
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This means I'll live forever!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
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Old 05-31-2000, 04:47 AM   #8
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Hang on a minute, that means I work out for 76 hours a day! No wonder I feel so knackered!

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Old 05-31-2000, 05:58 AM   #9
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Who all is going to goto to a topless beach now for vacation for health treatments?
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Old 05-31-2000, 06:10 AM   #10
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Uh oh. Better stop looking at the girl's with small figures. I've been digging my grave!

Nick - show this to the wife and head straight for the nudie bar.
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Old 05-31-2000, 08:51 AM   #11
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Woohoo!
Does this mean Oxford will reimburse me for the money I drop at topless clubs?
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Old 05-31-2000, 09:34 AM   #12
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Woohoo!!! Just forwarded a copy to my g/f... that way she can't really get mad at me all the time. "But it's for my own good darling."
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Old 05-31-2000, 09:43 AM   #13
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I wonder what women have to stare at to get healthy? I KNOW! A Plumber's Cleavage!

You know how they bend over and uh....well... here, it looks like this--> ( I )
but there's usually a tool belt wrapped around it.




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Old 06-01-2000, 12:16 AM   #14
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Sorry to spoil your fun, guys, but I got a request to close this one from a WOMAN. Funny, imagine that...
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