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Old 08-01-2000, 08:26 AM   #1
Gambit
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Smile Tuesday humour....

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, setup their tent, crawl in and fall asleep.

Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?", asks Holmes.
Watson ponders for a minute, then replies, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks.
"Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!"
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Old 08-01-2000, 08:36 AM   #2
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you're really desiring to be the next to be on the chopping board of "to ban or not to ban gambit" right?

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Old 08-01-2000, 08:38 AM   #3
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LOL! I liked it. Thought it was funnie. 2 thumbs up. maybe I will add one too.
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Old 08-01-2000, 08:50 AM   #4
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For all of you net junkies who have not seen this before:
http://home.att.net/~cecw/lastpage.htm
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Old 08-01-2000, 09:06 AM   #5
MstrDC
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2013 Subaru WRX
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Have a Nice Day?

A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with
another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged
her husband down the stairs to the garage and put his penis in a
vise. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she
picked up a hacksaw.

The husband was terrified, and screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not
going cut it off, are you?"

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, said, "Nope. I'm going
to set the garage on fire. You do what you have to."
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Old 08-01-2000, 09:09 AM   #6
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Just to add another joke. Got this one this morning.

This is bear season. Forest rangers recommend you wear bells
to alert bears of your presence and therefore reduce the
chance you will sneak up on a bear and initiate an attack.
They also recommend you carry pepper spray for use in fending
off a bear. Bears in a given area can be identified by their
droppings. Black bears have smaller droppings that often have
remnants of nuts and berries in them. Grizzly bear droppings
have bells in them and smell of pepper spray.

Rick
http://roads.to/rickrides
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