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Old 05-04-2007, 03:44 PM   #1301
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<subrew> mattk: if you don't zip up, i'll start sharing the wedding pics
<thug> subrew: dont
<thug> it breaks my heart every time
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Old 05-08-2007, 12:38 PM   #1302
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<re92> Spawn of satan
<Satan> ???
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Old 05-08-2007, 03:57 PM   #1303
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<GTF> never get really loaded and groom
<lord1234> UGH
<lord1234> TMI




<mattk> WAIT WAIT WAIT, did lord1234 jsut say TMI?
<Satan> YES!









<mattk> they lay their eggs under your skin
<mattk> and the larvae grow up there, eating your tissue
<mattk> then they hatch out as big flies
<mattk> the easiest way toget them out is to tape raw meat over the hole
<Tsurara> hot
<re92> STOP
<mattk> and wait for them to burrow into that
<Tsurara> dude
<re92> Dude
<Tsurara> imagine if you were doing it with some girl
<jgard> gross
<Tsurara> and youre going at it
<Tsurara> and all of a sudden you hear "SPLURT"
<re92> AND FLIES STARTED COMING OUT OF HER SKIN
<Tsurara> and bugs crawl out everywhere
<re92> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH(@*#Y(#@P*Y%#@*Y%:O!@H %OH@!:%LK@!H%#@H%K#@%H#!H%:#!%H#@%#@%
<Tsurara> and in to your pee hole
<mattk> can't kill em either, or youll get a HUGE infection
<Tsurara> and bury themselves in there
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<jgard> so I guess Raj had enough

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Old 05-08-2007, 05:06 PM   #1304
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<jgard> so I guess Raj had enough
<Tsurara> i dontk now about you guys but im turned on!
<mattk> hahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha
<mattk> that was awesome
<Satan> hahahahhaha
<Tsurara> im gonna send him a txt
<Tsurara>
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Old 05-11-2007, 02:52 PM   #1305
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<jgard> alacrity had trouble making up songs since my dick was in his mouth the whole way down


out of context FTW!
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Old 05-17-2007, 12:39 PM   #1306
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[11:49] <coop> my outlook email just decided to download duplicate messages from the last week
[11:49] <fish> so you've got two pictures of my penis now?
[11:49] <coop> if I put them together I can almost make it out
[11:50] <fish> well.. you have a HUGE vagina.. cavernous..
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Old 05-17-2007, 12:51 PM   #1307
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How nauseatingly cute
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Old 05-17-2007, 05:17 PM   #1308
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How nauseatingly cute


yeah the botflys sure are!
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Old 05-17-2007, 05:57 PM   #1309
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[11:49] <coop> my outlook email just decided to download duplicate messages from the last week
[11:49] <fish> so you've got two pictures of my penis now?
[11:49] <coop> if I put them together I can almost make it out
[11:50] <fish> well.. you have a HUGE vagina.. cavernous..
are you sure now is the right time to buy a house together?
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Old 05-21-2007, 11:55 AM   #1310
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<re92> thug -> Shrek didn't commit one single act of violence.
<re92> In the other two, he was like, this bad ass who could take down dragons and stuff.
<thug> re92: marriage clearly pussified him
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Old 05-21-2007, 01:10 PM   #1311
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<paultg> when is WBM?
<paultg> <--not sure I am even going
<rabbitnutz> june 17th
<thug> not sure you're going my *******
<rabbitnutz> ^^
<paultg> can you buy tickets at the event, or pre-order only?
<paultg> <--feels like an ass for having to ask
<Santa> www.thugwillkillyou.com
<paultg> lol
* rabbitnutz wonders why bbc hasn't made that yet
<Santa> hahaha


half an hour later....


<bbc> Last night I was wandering around MIT for the first time ever. My grandfather went there. It made me realize I wish I got to know him better... especially considering he was a successful entrepreneur that made big bucks. On my way home I thought of a simple website idea that based on this mornings results will increase my annual income by 20k or more.
<rabbitnutz> www.thugwillkillyou.com
<bbc> lawl. how'd you know
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Old 05-22-2007, 04:12 PM   #1312
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<mattk> cool, that's not bad, you'd be a retard to torpedo a $300,000 deal over 5k
<Santa> well, fish is pretty close to retarded
<fish> aye
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Old 05-25-2007, 12:49 PM   #1313
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<jgard> is it possible to die from too much sex? because that's how I'd want to go out
<craigs> jgard: nope - you elbow begins to hurt before you can die
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Old 05-30-2007, 04:31 PM   #1314
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[16:31] dubbz: ****?
[16:31] eclip5e: mmm
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Old 05-31-2007, 10:40 AM   #1315
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[10:39] * dubbz prefers any sex

Didn't realize pete drives on both sides of the road.
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Old 05-31-2007, 10:59 AM   #1316
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<iamrazor> thanks to thug for turning me on
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Old 05-31-2007, 03:59 PM   #1317
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[15:50] <bbc> i've done 2 car loans, 2 personal loans, and 3 refinances within the last year
[15:50] <bbc> i'd say something is wrong with me.
[15:51] <Darshu> addicted to finance?
[15:51] <bbc> holy ****. i can smell my own breath through my nose.
[15:51] <bbc> gross.
[15:55] <dubbz> bbc: be glad you can't smell your ass through your nose
[15:57] <bbc> i guess i should eat lunch
[15:58] <subrew> get a loan for that too?
[15:58] <thug> hah
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Old 06-01-2007, 03:16 PM   #1318
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<coop> gotta find a pest control company
<fish> getting rid of me?
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Old 06-04-2007, 10:58 AM   #1319
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<dubbz> so on sat night, me and jgard went to this rest near me
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Old 06-12-2007, 08:09 AM   #1320
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Is it down?
like BT's sister
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Old 06-13-2007, 01:42 PM   #1321
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[13:40] <jacobsen_laser> ouch
[13:40] <jacobsen_laser> ****ing just burned myself.....
[13:40] <sephro> double fisting?
[13:41] <jacobsen_laser> with hot metal
[13:41] <sephro> even worse
[13:41] <Santa> up your butt?
[13:41] <jacobsen_laser> yes
[13:41] <Santa> ouch
[13:41] <sephro> very ouch
[13:41] <jacobsen_laser> very fine
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Old 06-14-2007, 09:54 AM   #1322
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[09:54] <fish> I just farted.. smells like a shoe that was wet.. then worn.. but dried all sour.. and smells.. like fart
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Old 06-14-2007, 05:19 PM   #1323
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[13:40] <jacobsen_laser> ouch
[13:40] <jacobsen_laser> ****ing just burned myself.....
[13:40] <sephro> double fisting?
[13:41] <jacobsen_laser> with hot metal
[13:41] <sephro> even worse
[13:41] <Santa> up your butt?
[13:41] <jacobsen_laser> yes
[13:41] <Santa> ouch
[13:41] <sephro> very ouch
[13:41] <jacobsen_laser> very fine
butts, lol.
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Old 06-19-2007, 03:13 PM   #1324
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* re92 prefers sheep

<re92> 1. More breasts

<re92> 2. Easier to grip

<re92> 3. Not as violent

<re92> 4. Smaller vag

<Darshu> good you've given this some thought

<fish> 5. named dolly

<re92> ^^^^^

<dubbz> you've put some thought into it

<re92> Oh trust me, I've put more than thought into it.

<fish> 6. they're absorbant and washer safe

<Darshu> awesome, now I have to pour bleach into my ear again

<re92> The first time I rammed it, I was like, ewe
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Old 06-19-2007, 04:27 PM   #1325
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[16:27] <re92> I get mad wedgies riding my bike with briefs.
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