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Old 07-11-2008, 02:46 PM   #1501
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[14:35] GTF: guy on my softball team says he was hit by lightning last week
[14:35] GTF: damn dude, if you can't make it, just say so
[14:36] GTF: story goes that he didn't get hit directly
[14:36] GTF: went in the ground first
[14:36] GTF: knocked him out
[14:36] GTF: and he dotted his shorts
[14:37] GTF: me thinks he was just looking for the excuse that he **** himself
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Old 07-21-2008, 11:12 PM   #1502
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[22:49] *** raj_IT_guise is now known as raj.
[22:49] raj: YOU are now known as raj
[22:49] raj: YOU!
[22:50] raj: INTERESTED IN YOU
[22:50] bluedominion: YOU need help
[22:50] thug: shouldnt you be parking your scooter outside a gay bar somewhere?
[22:50] bluedominion: not registered yet!
[22:50] raj: The gay bar?
[22:50] raj: Nyuk nyuk
[22:50] thug: they should make them register
[22:51] thug: that way you know before you inadvertantly walk into one
[22:51] thug: or so you can find them, if you're gtf
[22:51] tmk: i agree
[22:51] tmk: i have a similar theory
[22:51] tmk: any gay
[22:51] tmk: bar
[22:51] tmk: should have a bouncer outside in chaps
[22:52] thug: hrm
[22:52] thug: what's the pay like?
[22:52] tmk: and only gay bars
[22:52] raj: Ok
[22:52] bluedominion: what about the lesbo bars?
[22:52] tmk: hrm.. you are a bear
[22:52] tmk: prolly good
[22:52] thug: *rawr*
[22:52] raj: What can I open rar files with?
[22:52] thug: winrar
[22:52] tmk: you just didnt ask that did you?
[22:52] raj: I only did to upset you.
[22:52] tmk: how do you have a CS degree?

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Old 07-28-2008, 11:30 AM   #1503
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[11:29] <fish> how does one spell Nutz last name?
[11:29] <subrew> rabininiotgonnaworkhereanymore
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Old 07-30-2008, 10:53 AM   #1504
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<GTF> why can't we do what we did during the depression?
<craigs> GTF: not drink?
<tmk> all starve?
<thug> hate the irish?
<fish> eat chicken from pots?
<tmk> sleep in tents in the park?
<fish> do the lindy?
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Old 08-04-2008, 10:32 PM   #1505
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<tmk> who is my cuddle bear?
* BlueDominion *poots*
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Old 08-05-2008, 12:55 PM   #1506
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[12:53] Satan: who knew that talking about sweaty chicks was a conversation killer
[12:53] Satan: **the more you know**
[12:53] fish: well, sweaty chicks we know
[12:53] fish: can't dish out all the same lines
[12:53] fish: who do you think we are.. BD?
[12:53] Satan: oh snap
[12:54] fish: but do let me know if any of that stuff hits ebay
[12:54] Satan: ha
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Old 08-06-2008, 05:10 PM   #1507
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[16:54] dubbz: damn gtf left
[17:00] subrew: don't you mean "sweet, gtf left"
[17:00] fish: damn subrew arrived
[17:02] subrew: ha
[17:05] *** bbc has left #nesic.
[17:07] fish: sweet bbc left
[17:08] *** mattk has signed off IRC (QUIT: CGI:IRC (EOF)).
[17:08] fish: sweet mattk left
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Old 08-08-2008, 01:47 PM   #1508
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[13:45] fish: I hate gays! they come into my dreams and start having sex with eachother.. I start jerking off to scare them away and it doesn't work!
[13:45] *** craig has signed off IRC (QUIT: CGI:IRC (EOF)).
[13:45] fish: scared craig away
[13:45] mattk: worked on that one...
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Old 08-11-2008, 04:24 PM   #1509
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Old 08-12-2008, 02:17 AM   #1510
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<JGard> also introduced her to steamers
<JGard> not the cleveland type
<hypernoodle> Has she at least had mussels?
<JGard> dunno, haven't asked
<tmk> she with him
<tmk> no muscles
<tmk> or brains
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Old 08-12-2008, 12:26 PM   #1511
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[09:21] * GTF feels like thug's mom
[09:21] GTF: I just stuffed my face with hot meat
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Old 08-14-2008, 10:00 AM   #1512
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[09:57] GTF: i see, now my taste in music doesn't suck!
[09:57] tmk: i said it's for a chick
[09:58] tmk: for a girl, you have excellent taste in music
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Old 08-19-2008, 01:51 PM   #1513
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[13:44] * fish sat on a testicle..
[13:44] fish: yes.. IT WAS MINE
[13:44] nutz: for once
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Old 08-26-2008, 12:18 PM   #1514
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[12:14] *** raj has joined #nesic.
[12:14] raj: Guise
[12:14] raj: What's up?
[12:14] bbc: shut up stupid
[12:15] satan: ^ what he said
[12:15] fish: srsly
[12:15] raj:
[12:15] *** raj has signed off IRC (QUIT: CGI:IRC 0.5.9 (2006/06/06)).
[12:16] satan: ohh, there goes the IRC diversity
[12:16] satan: now we'll never get that grant
[12:16] fish: weve still got dubbz
[12:16] satan: azns dont count, everyone knows that
[12:17] *** raj has joined #nesic.
[12:17] raj: Guise
[12:17] raj: What's up?
[12:17] satan: shut up stupid
[12:17] fish: srsly
[12:17] raj:
[12:17] coop: groundhog day
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Old 08-27-2008, 10:14 AM   #1515
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[10:12] <JGard> wow, the wrath of satan has been comign out of Sam's ass this morning
[10:12] <JGard> his farts are coming from another room and still knocking me out
[10:12] <fish> thats funny.. because matt was putting the wrath of satan into sams ass the other night
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Old 09-02-2008, 11:27 AM   #1516
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<bluedominion> !g hoverround
<gewgul> Did you mean: hoveround ?
<bluedominion> !g hoveround
<gewgul> Sorry, no search results were found.
<bluedominion> ...
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Old 09-05-2008, 01:46 PM   #1517
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[13:41] <fish> but the rest of me says.. I don't want to deal with tons of drunk strangers putting thier lips on my equipment
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Old 09-05-2008, 02:33 PM   #1518
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[13:41] <fish> but the rest of me says.. I don't want to deal with tons of drunk strangers putting thier lips on my equipment
Out of context is how this thread rolls..

was in reference to bringing a Breathalyzer to an Oktoberfest event..
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Old 09-05-2008, 03:04 PM   #1519
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HEY! No explaining out of context quotes! Thats against the rules.

(and makes it a hell of a lot less funny)
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Old 09-06-2008, 07:34 PM   #1520
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I blew your equipment when you weren't looking tonight.
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Old 09-06-2008, 08:25 PM   #1521
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if you're gonna put your lips on that thing, at least put a clean cover on it first...
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Old 09-12-2008, 01:55 PM   #1522
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[13:49] tmk: at which point is fisting actually fisting?
[13:49] tmk: gotta get the thumb in?
[13:49] rabbitnutz: past the wrist
[13:49] satan: when you're up to the wrist
[13:49] GTF: i would agree
[13:50] satan: and you lose your watch
[13:50] GTF: that explains why i don't have one
[13:50] GTF: and why jgard's mom has dozens
[13:50] tmk: thats where my watch went!
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Old 09-16-2008, 10:43 PM   #1523
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<rajnutz> As a priest, I have direct access to Hindu god.
<rjp> ooooh
<rjp> does s/he smite?
<rjp> could i request a simiting?
<rajnutz> No sorry.
<rajnutz> He's a loving god.
<rajnutz> Not an angry white person time god.
<rajnutz> He doesn't like Jews though because he's...
<rajnutz> anti-semiting
* rajnutz groans
<rajnutz> lolz
<rajnutz> http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/show...ostcount=12223
<rjp> yeah
<rjp> hahahaha
<rjp> i guess
<rjp> they didn't have
<rjp> their ducs in a row
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Old 09-17-2008, 12:43 PM   #1524
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[12:41] GTF: http://www.jem-music.net/
[12:41] joez: that song would be good maybe if i had just gotten my period for the first time
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Old 09-24-2008, 09:36 AM   #1525
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<BlueDominion> that chick looks wonderfully dirty
<thug> i can smell the STDs from here
<GTF> i already have dibs
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