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Old 08-17-2000, 07:55 AM   #1
Mike Smith
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Talking OT: More ways to tell if you're a computer geek

YOU MAY BE A COMPUTER GEEK IF . . . . .



- You've ever used a computer on Friday, Saturday and Sunday of the same
weekend.
- You find yourself interrupting computer store salesman to correct
something he said.
- You've ever mounted a magnetic tape reel.
- You own any shareware.
- You know more IP addresses than phone numbers.
- Your friends use you as tech support.
- You have your local computer store on speed dial.
- You can't carry on a conversation without talking about computers.
- Co-workers have to E-mail you about the fire alarm to get you out of the
building.
- You check the web for current weather conditions rather than look out the
window.
- Your pet has a web page.

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Old 08-17-2000, 08:02 AM   #2
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Have a Nice Day?



I hate light. Does that make me a computer geek?

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Old 08-17-2000, 08:04 AM   #3
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so if some, but not all of those are true.... what am i?
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Old 08-17-2000, 08:15 AM   #4
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Doh, this means I'm a computer geek! My friends /do/ use me for tech support!!!
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Old 08-17-2000, 08:25 AM   #5
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Have a Nice Day?

8 out of 11. Uh-oh, geekdom.
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Old 08-17-2000, 09:59 AM   #6
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Have a Nice Day?

Doh! I fit some of those. The pet one especially!!
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Old 08-17-2000, 10:10 AM   #7
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My score was lower because I find tech support to be completely incompetent and I don't have a dog yet, but I know Unix and think the sun is evil.

Does that count?
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Old 08-17-2000, 10:34 AM   #8
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I'm sorry, I don't quite get your point.

Computer Geek? What's that again?

Oh I know...when you were made fun of in Grade/Hogh School for wanting that Commodore VIC20 or Commodore 64 so you could write code that automatically rolled the dice for and created random characters to use in D&D.

You mean that kind of Geek? I don't know anyone like that.

Oh yeah, I equate the STATUS of geek with the status of Pro Athlete, just that there's more Geeks making Mo' Money.

And we don't have to worry about Salary Caps, Trading, or Injuries. Oh wait, we do.

Salary Caps = No more money in the budget
Trading = Headhunters call you every day
Injuries = I don't know what I'd do if my right index finger broke.

"What? you want me to mouse with my LEFT hand?!?! Too bad, I just filed for Disibility"

-KC
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Old 08-17-2000, 01:43 PM   #9
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Obscene #FFFFFF

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I have the official computer geek joke(please no flaming I know its a bad joke ):

How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?


None, that's a hardware conflict!
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