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Old 04-09-2004, 03:15 PM   #1
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Default funny thing happened on the way back from the store yesterday

So I was sick all day yesterday wit the 5-mintue warning diarrhea, meaning it comes up on u and you have 5 minutes before it comes out no matter what you do. So anyway I decide that I finally want some food, so I hop in the buggy and roll to the supermarket. As Iím leaving, I feel the diarrhea coming, so I clench my cheeks and pray I can make it back. If I make all the lights, I should be ok, but itís going to be close. So I get on it on the way home- about 30 over and it looks like Iím going to make it. But the problem is that the cop station is at the bottom of the hill right in front of my apartments. Not thinking about this (Iím still focused on saving the life of my carís interior) I blow by it and there happens to be a cop pulling out - roof rack lights up.
I have a choice - pull over and defiantly crap myself, ruining my interior, or drive the 30 seconds back to my apartment and pay for a ticket. I choose apartment, b/c the interior would be too expensive to replace. So I haul to the complex, jump out of the car - leave the lights on and the door open because time is a major factor at this point. I run into the apartment, leave that door open, run into the bathroom, that door is open too, do "the move" and barely make it. Itís at the moment, in mid crap, that I hear the cop run into the apartment, yelling, gun drawn. He sees the light on in the hall, and charges up, only to see me with my pants around my ankles, punishing my toilet, in the middle of a massive diarrhea fart. He a bit confused for a couple of seconds, and then realizes what went on. He pauses for a while, then manages to day, say "uh, son, why donít you meet me outside when you get cleaned up" and he walks out. So I finish, compose myself, and walk outside, and explain to him why I was speeding and didnít pull over. He understands, and gives me a verbal warning. As he's leaving, he says, "donít go driving on the roads until your done being sick" and leaves. It was one of the most surreal moments I have ever experienced.
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Old 04-09-2004, 03:21 PM   #2
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Old 04-09-2004, 03:22 PM   #3
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So I was sick all day yesterday wit the 5-mintue warning diarrhea, meaning it comes up on u and you have 5 minutes before it comes out no matter what you do.

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Old 04-09-2004, 03:24 PM   #4
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that is an excellent story. is it true?
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Old 04-09-2004, 03:25 PM   #5
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That's right don't take no crap from......um, well you get the point.
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Old 04-09-2004, 03:25 PM   #6
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There are so many ways that could have gone terribly wrong.
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Old 04-09-2004, 03:25 PM   #7
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Wow! Story of the day! Bravo!
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Old 04-09-2004, 03:26 PM   #8
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It's all about sphincter control. Mind over fecal matter.
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Old 04-09-2004, 03:27 PM   #9
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as hard as it may seem to believe, it is true.

As for any sp's/ grammatical mistakes, Iím not really going for the Pulitzer when I post on OT
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Old 04-09-2004, 03:27 PM   #10
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No it's not true, but it's funny and that's what is important in OT; fibbing and being funnay.
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Old 04-09-2004, 03:28 PM   #11
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He pauses for a while, then manages to day, say "uh, son, why donít you meet me outside when you get cleaned up"
Because he wanted your WANG!!!
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Old 04-09-2004, 03:31 PM   #12
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why PGH no


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Old 04-09-2004, 03:32 PM   #13
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great story mean, i was in tears at work.. thanks
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Old 04-09-2004, 03:35 PM   #14
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It's all about sphincter control. Mind over fecal matter.
Best play on words of the day.
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